East first round matchups are set: Pacers/Hawks, Heat/Pups, Craptors/Nets, Bulls/Wiz.

Can't say any of those interest me.

Feelin' Clips/Warriors and Rockets/Blazers though.

Grizz beat Mavs.

Spurs/Mavs, Thunder/Grizz, Clips/Warriors and Rockets/Blazers.

East matchups are horrible

Bulls Wizards is sorta interesting.

Go Blazers, you guys.

I'm going with the Clippers to win it all followed by the Lakers denying it happened for the next 50 years.

Really like that Clips/GSW series, especially with all of the trash being talked already.

Too bad all of the games will probably start at 11 pm EST.

Games 1 and 4 start at 3:30, games 2 and 3 at 10:30.

Can't shake this feeling that we're getting OKC/MIA in the Finals again.

I'm going with the Clippers to win it all followed by the Lakers denying it happened for the next 50 years.

They'll just claim the Clippers were always their second favorite team.

Nets or Raptors, you guys?

Raptors vs. The Dinosaurs

Ha!

Nets up 25.

But Prokhorov doesn't know the game, right?

MY Nets

Derozan's been taking some low bball IQ shots.

You aren't playing the Pistons, son.

Nets up 25.

But Prokhorov doesn't know the game, right?

I actually meant 12.

It's not like the Raptors are the Pistons.

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=loltuen

KG and Pierce have combined for 9 points and the Nets are in control.

Looks like we're going to take this one in five.

So much fight in this team!!

Showing why we're the 3 seed.

EXPERIENCE

GSW/LAC off to a horrid start.

Dis series gun b good.

Go Hawks, you guys.

Hibbert is about 10 feet tall and he plays like he's my height

Really diggin' this one.
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mvd535j

Really diggin' this one.
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=mvd535j


Hollinger's analysis: You have not affected the winning percentage of this team.

Usually like Mark Jones, but his trying to get "do it yourself kit" over is bad.

Durant loves shooting threes.

Mavs choke

Spurs still the luckiest team ever

Al Jeff's a badass.

Kinda diggin' the way the Robertcats are playing

Yeah, we've got a chance at opening some eyes this series

The Process.

Bulls Wizards is sorta interesting.

Well, well, well...

Now time for the Blazers!

That Barkley/Shaq thing was hilarious.

C-Webb's not a very good color commentator.

Durantula

I have to admit that I'm really digging the white & blue out thing.

This Thunder team would be so much more likable without Perkins.

And of course he's the one to take it to OT.

Omg he's unreal

Westbrook is real overrated, you guy.

THIS IS PLAYOFF BASKETBALL

THE PLAYOFFS ... ARE HERE

To get to the Finals the Thunder will have to go through the Grizzlies, Clippers (or Warriors) and probably the Spurs. Crazy

Zbeau

Ichoka

These playoffs have been BALLIN' so far, you guys.

This one's going 7. The 'lies are tough as hell.

The west is sooooo much better than the least

:gutsy:

Chicken Big King? yeah, I'll pass.

Chicken Big King? yeah, I'll pass.

BUT I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU IF YOU'RE INTO IT

Warriors might get beat down tonight.

MAWK JACKSON TO THE PISTONS??

C-Webb's not a very good color commentator.

at least he isn't Reggie

The west is sooooo much better than the least

http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/52b/413399200_1095936.gif

I wouldn't mind seeing Doc and Jerm throw down

Never really liked Doc, but if he belted JO one I'd be a fan for life.

Fuck JO.

Draymond should add an extra 'r' in there.

That way he'd be Drraymond.

Redick has turned out to be a decent NBA player.

Pacers look fucked.

Draymond should add an extra 'r' in there.

That way he'd be Drraymond.
I am in your debt sir.

Bulls look fucked.

Mavs taking it to the Spurs again.

Go Blazers, you guys.

LOVE Aldridge.

Duhwhite can go to Hell though.

Mavs taking it to the Spurs again.

That's just an odd game. It reminds me of this game:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200504290PHI.html

Aldridge is insane.

Never been prouder to be a Blazers bootlick.

PISTONS STILL #1 OF COURSE

Think the Rockets will steal at least one in POR though.

It was like 81-64 Mempiss, I turn away for a few minutes, come back and it's 81-81.

In OT now.

DurCAN'T

Bumleavy!

Go Blazers, you guys.

It is loud here in the Rose Garden. I've got goosebumps!

Sorry, the MODA CENTER.

Houston, you have a problem--and it's LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE. LOL!!!

So much hot liberal pussy here. Guys, I love being from Portland!

Look for me in the stands, you guys.

http://badmusicallday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hipster.jpg

Time for 'dridge to take over.

Watching the Rockets makes me HATE the 3 point shot.

http://lastangryfan.com/wp-content/uploads/netsfan.jpg

Kinda want to hate Lin, but can't. Just seems like a nice guy.

DUHWHITE, HOWEVER

Not a James HardON fan.

Is the Oklahoma City Thunder DONE?

Another OT coming?

Bullols.

Bullols.

WILL YOU STILL BE HATING WHEN WE GET MELO?

http://sportsblognewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/melobulls.jpg

Feast your eyes on this!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfpODBzZmpM

Curry's mom looks good.

CLEARLY the Clips responded to their owners comments and came out and made a statement win today. They showed him.

Oh, nvm, they lost. Sorry.


Clearly the Clips couldn't play through the comments of their owner. You could feel the weight of their owners comments on their shoulders today.

Go Blazers, you guys.

I'M-A FIRIN' MY BLAZER

CURRENTLY WEARING:

http://birmingham.myscoop.us/articleImages/resized/blazer_lrg.jpg

Damn, this Troy Daniels dude can shoot.

Damn, this Troy Daniels dude can shoot.

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/joe-dumars.jpg

I like Batum a lot.

TUUUUUM!!!!

Kinda floored by the Spurs out-shooting the Mavs the past couple games yet still losing.

Having a hard time watching this year. NTAGAS Maybe after watching Bad Boys and real basketball, its made this game hard to watch.


Ref calls foul.
Refs take time out.
Refs talk about foul call.
Refs waste a bunch of time talking about foul call.
Refs decide to watch replay of foul call.
Refs go to table.
Refs wait for monitor to be turned around.
Refs wait for headphones.
Refs watch replay for a couple of minutes.
Refs decide, yes, it was a foul.
Refs go to each coach and explain.
Refs talk to a captain and another player.
Refs go to free throw line for free throws.


And then like the players didn't have enuf time to knuckle each other, between every free throw each of them has to knuck the other one.


Great game they've created here.

May watch a little bit of Hawks/Pacers and Spurs/Mavs.

Zero interest in Heat/Bobcats.

Not interested in the East and the West games are on too late.


#DadGuy

lol Pacers

Love it.

So the Charlotte Bobcats exist no more

lol Pacers

Love it.

Vogel will be shitcanned

MY MAVS

5 GAME SWEEP

I must have been in a vodka stupor but thought sure that Bird was taking over with a quarter, or something, left of the season.


Does the Pacer's coach look kinda like the Bull's coach?

Is it ok to say....SHUT THE FUCK UP CWEBB! YOU A PUNK MOTHA FUCKA YA OWN DAMN SELF!

Still watching Hawks/Pacers for some reason.

I can see Bird hiring Reggie Miller, or maybe Mark Jackson if the GSW thing blows up

- Too many stupid turnovers for Mavs
- Prick Carlisle looks like he buried his family in the backyard
- That was a goaltend

Is it ok to say....SHUT THE FUCK UP CWEBB! YOU A PUNK MOTHA FUCKA YA OWN DAMN SELF!
Encouraged.

I can see Bird hiring Reggie Miller, or maybe Mark Jackson if the GSW thing blows up

If he gets Reggie out of the booth, "Larry Legend" indeed.

- Too many stupid turnovers for Mavs
- Prick Carlisle looks like he buried his family in the backyard
- That was a goaltend

Wow, you're a true Mavs fan!

Wow, you're a true Mavs fan!

#MFFL

This game is still going on. Jesus.

I dated an Australian exchange student in high school whose last name was "Mills". Wondering if she was/is related to Patty?

Can't watch much more of this. Mavs are really frustrating to watch.

Like that they pointed out that Mavs record would have them as the 3 seed in the east. Probably higher if they played an eastern conference schedule.

Has a team w/ a losing reg season record ever won a playoff series before?

Does CWeb ever shut up?


Glad to see Jalen dis him a lil bit.


CWebb said he wants a front office job. HOPE he never gets it.

Hate Ginobili and Splitter

a part of me hopes that the Clippers win it all just so everyone's heads explode

Am I :insensitive: or just an anarchist?

Sterling busts out a freestyle rap during the post-game celebraish to show he's "down."

Then he tries to breakdance.

Grizz/Thunder getting the NBA TV spot tonight.

Don't know how to put this any other way, Tayshaun. I hate watching you play.

Thanks for the block though!

^ 7 points. BLOSSOMING.

Didn't expect the Bulls to be one of the first two teams to get bounced.

Chicago: "Whatever, we're a hockey town anyway."

This game is getting NBA Finals Game 7 treatment.

Reggie, ugh.

They're actually reviewing that Speights foul, Tahoe.

FLAGRANT

My Grizzlies up 3-2.

You scared, Glan?

Man. So tired of athletes saying "at the end of the day."

Imagine if Silver started banning players for saying that.

There'd be none left.

Mavs/Spurs and Blazers/Rockets

Oh baby!

TIM IZZY'zIN THE HIZZY!

Hizzy is Hizouse or House for you white people. It means someone is 'present' so to speak.

TIM IZZY'zIN THE HIZZY!

'Sup bro?

Hizzy is Hizouse or House for you white people. It means someone is 'present' so to speak.

1/36th Cherokee, dude.

0% chance of it happening, but imagine a Wizards (or Hawks) vs. Raptors ECF.

0% chance of it happening, but imagine a Wizards (or Hawks) vs. Raptors ECF.

People talk about Pacers vs. Heat/George vs. LeBron all year long and end up getting Korver vs. DeRozan.

Go Blazers, you guys.

so many flagrants

aww... poor Durantula got his wittle bitty feelings hurt.
and his mama too...

man, if I were Memphis, I'd be taking the smack to him.

DurCAN'T

I doubt even Reggie Evans could find Roy Hibbert's testicles.

Couple game 7s on Saturday night.

http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss276/lalalaladybug/0001p3zw.gif

Z-Beau suspended for game 7.

Can't have the golden boy, Kevin DurCAN'T, lose in the first round can we? smh1!!!

Go Blazers, you guys.

DurCan't....lolollllllers

"Coming up next: interview with Rick Carlisle"

Wow. So hype for that.

Those coach interviews are the dumbest.

"What do you guys need to do in the 4th to win the game?"

"We need to play good defense and offense and not turn the ball over."

"Thank you."

"Coming up next: interview with Rick Carlisle"

Wow. So hype for that.

BEST 8 SECONDS OF MY LIFE

Seems like Calderon's tenure as a Piston was years ago, when really it was just last season.

Vinny turning back the clock a lil' bit/

For a second there I thought the thread title read "2004 Playoffs"

Would've been so hype.

"Puts it in!" never gets old

Anyone who says they like Ginobili or Parker is a liar.

Batum's so good. Would love to have him on the 'stons.

Looking at six game 7s on Sat/Sun.

LILLARD IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ADVANCE!!!

Love seeing DUhwhite and Hardon's season end like that. Ha!

WE ADVANCE!!!

WE ARE ONE

So pumped!

Might go ride a mechanical bull.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6d697b262eb304667c18aebb76972d14/tumblr_n4zklcH1By1s2lf81o1_400.gif

FROM THEIR TATTOOS TO THEIR PUNK ASS SHOWBOATING, THE JAILBLAZERS ARE THE ANTITHESIS OF COLLEGE ATHLETICS

WIN OR GO HOME

DurCANT has no chance against the KING

I wish I had an Android phone so I can download the Lebron App

Love that they're letting these guys play.

FUN TO WATCH

If only the refs would've let the Pistons play, you guys. We'd be in the playoffs making some noise. #smh

This is definitely not Larry Brown basketball. They are just launching bombs.

I can't take Marc Jackson serious.

What a game.

Seriously Curry?

Mark Jackson's suit though.

Mark Jackson's suit though.

Could be worst coaching attire ever

http://media.giphy.com/media/2ZqbXcnRhJ4ZXWlfnnW/giphy.gif

Leader of Men.

Clippers v. Thunder

OH BABY

Mark Jackson's too busy crying to give an interview right now I guess

Nice OKC hat there Kevin. #pandering

I want the Pistons to hire Kenny Smith as HC. I'm a glutton for punishment.

I want the Pistons to hire Kenny Smith as HC. I'm a glutton for punishment.
OMG they killed Kenny...

The Nots vs. the Cheat. Ha!

Really hope my Blazers don't shit the bed, you guys.

Really hope my Blazers don't shit the bed, you guys.

We will be extremely focused in trying to win.

We are one. We are ready.

^goosebumps

The only team in the East that I might like to see win it all is the Nets. The story would be the Russian billionaire buying the playoffs, and shit would explode.

:we: Wizards fans have been waiting a long time for this. This is :our: time.

:we: Wizards fans have been waiting a long time for this. This is :our: time.

Martell with 16 HUGE minutes out there tonight!

Damn, Gooden isn't rocking the duck tail thing anymore is he?

Hibbert is SUCH a fucking joke.

LOL C-Webb is so pissed.

Clips vs. Thunder

Glan might be able to catch the first half!!

!!!

!!!

Going to need you to carry me for a lil' bit until I can get my posting groove back.

Feel like somebody stabbed me in the eyeball.

The greatest Thunderer of all time -- Nick Collison!!!

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Damn, this is what we Delray boys call an ASS WHOOPING.

Hibbert is SUCH a fucking joke.

He's turning into the second coming of Adonal Foyle.

I think Paul George and Andrew Bynum have claimed one Roy Hibbert testicle each.

Let's go Blazers, you guys.

Might fall asleep in a couple mins, so decided to get that out of the way now.

I have to get up at 5:30, and have felt like crap for last three days, but i might try to make it to halftime unless it gets ugly

My boy Timmy D is dominating. JUST GO AHEAD NOW!!!

Turns out I missed nothing special basketball wise last night.

Really disappointing, you guy.

Hate the Pacers.

Beal the real.

Enjoy the 28 and 9 from Hibbert tonight, Pacers fans. Probably getting 0 and 2 next game.

Enjoy the 28 and 9 from Hibbert tonight, Pacers fans. Probably getting 0 and 2 next game.
Must've been about the news that Andrew Bynum is no longer with the team.
Perhaps he has regained the use of one testicle.

Bring back the first round, please.

THis is bullshit.

Thanks for the jinx, Glan.

Just don't wanna see me happy do you????

Bad defense.

Thanks for the jinx, Glan.

Just don't wanna see me happy do you????
HATE Glan.

Took my black, red and white off. So steamed.

This team can't play any fucking D.

i hate the Spurs

Want to watch Thunder/Clips, find myself wanting to fall asleep

Pacers are going to win the title

Seriously, this Michael Sam shit??

^no homophobia

Let's go Blazers, you guys.

Blazers are toast.

Sweep.

Like, the Blazers don't even look like they're competitive and they have a very, very good starting 5 (offensively).

DISHEARTENING

THIS 2ND ROUND SUCKS MORE DICK THAN MICHAEL SAM

no homophobia

It can probably lift more weights,, too. Ha!

Ginonuts is a fucking scumbag

Offensive clinic.

WON'T COME THIS EASY AGAINST MY THUNDER, I CAN GUARANTEE THAT

Jon Barry seems like he absolutely hates life.

I know what people who hate life sound like, because I've been one of those

Lopez has stupid hair

So glad I decided to move from Portland to OKC and root for a real basketball team.

Too many fucking libs in Oregon anyway.

And meth. So much meth.

This second rd is a complete joke. The NBA finals were over to me last week.

Chokejob.

DURCAN'T

THANK GOD I'M MOVING TO INDY SOON. GOING TO BE CELEBRATING AN NBA TITLE.

Clippers vs. Nets is my dream Finals matchup.
The nuclear meltdown of the NBA would be stellar.

MY DREAM FINALS IS IF MICHAEL SAM GUARDED JASON COLLINS