33 pts and counting for the KING

YUCK IT UP

MY HEAT!!!!

35 PTS 10 Rebounds

#KINGJAMES

James vs. LAMES

The Spurs are fucked tonight.

I don't know what LeBron averages in game threes, but I'm sure the numbers are out of this world.

LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEATLET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEATLET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT LET'S GO HEAT, YOU GUYS.

I'M A WITNESS

What does Glan think of KAWHI?

Minor bump in the road. We will come back.

Norris is going to start the comeback. The KING will finish it, like he usually does.

Pops has turned Danny Green into a serviceable player. What a great coach!

Spurs 17/19 from the field

This won't continue!

I'm not even worried.

Melissa McCarthy plays the same character in every movie.

Obese people shouldn't be allowed on tv

Rashard Lewis is a stud!!!! The Pistons need to get him so that they can be playing in June next year. REAL TALK.

Put him in SVG's system and it will push us over the top.

The Heat have the coolest fans. Like me and Tim Izzo.

RAY RAY

Andersen = Birdman
Ginobili = Baldingman

Ha!

I like Breen and Van Gundy, but ESPN on ABC is fucking trash. Disney is this big conglomerate and this is the kind of presentation we get?

Dude I agree. They need to blow this shit up. Simmons, Jalen Rose, Doug Collins. All of them fucking suck. I can't believe ESPN the biggest channel in the world has this collection of shit on tv during the finals.

So tired of the refs conspiring against the HEAT. This isn't fair.

Sucks for the rest of the league that we can't help being so good, BUT FAIR IS FAIR!

Sterling is such a weirdo. go away you old bastard.

Let's go Heat! Let's go Heat!

22 jump street looks as gay as Jason Collins

MY HEAT

My dream Pistons starting 5:

PG - Mario Chalmers
SG - Dwyane Wade
SF - LeBron
PF - Bosh
C - Drummond

22 jump street looks as gay as Jason Collins

Channing Taintforcier is only popular because of his looks

We just didn't have a chance tonight, Mike. Not with these refs.

MY Spurs.

GOD IF THEY LOVE KAWHI SO MUCH JUST PUT HIM ON THE LOGO INSTEAD OF DAVID WEST

So steamed. I'm going to petition the league.

REFEREES SUCK!

2 more games and the Spurs can be DONE!

I couldn't even do any work today you guys. I'm so pissed off at the refs. The NBA wants 7 games so they are forcing the MIAMI HEAT to lose.

I couldn't even do any work today you guys. I'm so pissed off at the refs. The NBA wants 7 games so they are forcing the MIAMI HEAT to lose.

Tell me about it, you guy. I'm going to have a LONG DAY with the therapist tomorrow because of this. smh

So pumped. Can we sign Melo and get him in uniform tonight? Ha!

Hopefully. The King to Melo to D-Wade and then pass to CB4 for the corner triple.

Shit is so rigged.

Biggest screwjob in sports history!

crying right now

How can they do this to us?

They committed a felony on me and Tim

Looks like Pistons vs Lakes in 2004. Just a beatdown

Looks like Pistons vs Lakes in 2004. Just a beatdown

Good call. Bosh's corner three in game 2 was Kobe's three.

Brian Windhorst. Oh my god where did ESPN get this guy from. He looks like a big blob.

HOW CAN ADAM SILVER SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Brian Windhorst. Oh my god where did ESPN get this guy from. He looks like a big blob.

He looks like the kind of guy Moss would stalk and harass on Twitter

I can't believe the NBA would FIX a series like this and not even try to disguise it. THE SPURS BASKETBALL HOOP IS BIGGER

How dysfunctional did the Pacers have to be to get trounced by this Heat team? Hahahahahaha

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How dysfunctional did the Pacers have to be to get trounced by this Heat team? Hahahahahaha

Sorry, got hacked again. SMGDH. Leave my account alone, internet tough guys.

WE WANT MELO!

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP

I HOPE DONALD STERLING EXPOSES WHAT A FRAUD THE NBA IS

Wade is a big joke. He loses the ball, waives his arms, and complains.

IT AIN'T OVER!

Not until the fat lady (Brian Windhorst in drag) sings.

Wade is a big joke. He loses the ball, waives his arms, and complains.

He's a huge POS. Such a phony.

Had no idea Haslem was still in the NBA

Knew LeBron couldn't keep doing this on his own.

he needs another leader, like Carmelo Anthony.

I want to play for Pops

Pat Riley needs to get off the tanning bed and get the KING some help.

Go fuck yourself Bosh. You look like an autistic dinosaur.

Had no idea Haslem was still in the NBA

Haslem sounds too much like MUSLIM for my liking

Pat Riley needs to get off the tanning bed and get the KING some help.

Sign Melo and trade for Gregg Popovich.

Haslem sounds too much like MUSLIM for my liking

Finally we figured it out. Silver is a Jew and doesn't want a MUSLIM to win.

I don't know how I will be able to go to work tomorrow morning after watching this

If I'm LeBron I'm taking myself out of the game and retiring. The NBA just won't let him surpass their golden boy, Michael Jordan. smfh

Finally we figured it out. Silver is a Jew and doesn't want a MUSLIM to win.

He was also on the Florida team that got SCREWED in the Tournament Final against Michigan State, wasn't he?

Poor guy

Lebron is not allowed to win because he's BLACK. Yes I said it. The NBA doesn't want a black champion

Dumars would sign Wade to a max contract.

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee495/MasterMuk/nick.gif?t=1338478023

I have to wake up in 5.5 hours and I'm pissed off.

Lebron is not allowed to win because he's BLACK. Yes I said it. The NBA doesn't want a black champion

@mikegoodwill

Don't worry -- the Spurs are almost done.

SMH

Ok you guys, I'm going to sleep.

Ok you guys, I'm going to sleep.

Goodnight, Mike, and God bless. We'll get through this, bud. Just think about those two championships they tried but failed to screw us out of.

ESPN is building its NBA coverage around Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose.

Haslem sounds too much like MUSLIM for my liking

Would you prefer Udonis Hazelham?

3 games in a row for MY HEAT. I have a new attitude today. 5 hours of sleep but I'm going strong.

When does this end?

3 games in a row for MY HEAT. I have a new attitude today. 5 hours of sleep but I'm going strong.

Came to him when the maul hit the wedge

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Lebron is not allowed to win because he's BLACK. Yes I said it. The NBA doesn't want a black champion
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Also, poor Glan.

I bet KINGJAMES is practicing right now. Too bad dead weight Wade and Bosh are probably playing Xbox and eating pizza.

I'm ready for tonight. Big victory for MY HEAT

I'm ready for tonight. Big victory for MY HEAT


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_66jPJVS4JE

I'm ready for tonight. Big victory for MY HEAT

Our backs are against the wall, bro. Just the way we like it.

That was NOTHING. Ginobili is such a chump.

The fix is in.

That was NOTHING. Ginobili is such a chump.

THink he's been watching too much soccer lately.

How does the KING do it? I just don't know!!!

OH MY GOD DAT DUNK

Still hate Manu though.

The KING should get the Finals MVP, just like Jerry West did.

No NBA until, what, November? That's going to suck.

No NBA until, what, November? That's going to suck.
How long before CGG has the balls to show his face around here again?

Check out Goodwill right now. What a slappy.

Parker can't hit a shot to save his life right now. Maybe he should stop thinking about banging his teammates' wives. Ha!

How long before CGG has the balls to show his face around here again?

he gone

Really like Leonard's game. He's not the KING, but no one is ... besides the KING himself.

Really like Leonard's game. He's not the KING, but no one is ... besides the KING himself.

Just a hard working, quiet young man who puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us.

Guys I'm back. We are going to win this. Hold tight.

GREG ODEN IS A CHUMP

GREG ODEN IS A CHUMP

Still drafted ahead of DurCAN'T. Ha!

LeBron: "Can't wait to get to Detroit."

How long before CGG has the balls to show his face around here again?

I may not be watching, but I'm here.

I ain't hard to find.

I may not be watching, but I'm here.

I ain't hard to find.

OH SHIT

Wade's going to need a stretcher after that one.

I hope Bosh opts out and signs with the Cavs

Wow. Gotta give props to the refs for rigging this game.

That's a 59-22 run if my Maths are correct.

And it wouldn't have been possible without Silver.

The KING with the silencer!!

This is all because Lebron is black. They want to give the title to Darius Rucker aka Tim Duncan aka Black guy who acts white

This is all because Lebron is black. They want to give the title to Darius Rucker aka Tim Duncan aka Black guy who acts white

Uncle Tom? More like Uncle TIM

I can't believe all the commercials DurCAN'T has

I can't believe all the commercials DurCAN'T has

Gotta get him involved in the Finals somehow, since he's incapable of getting there as a player. Ha!

(2012 doesn't count, you guys. Odumba was reelected that year.)

Why not just make a NEGRO league for the NBA. Being Black must be a crime for Adam Silver

Seriously. A black guy can not be named Patty Mills.

Alls I know is Spurs fans better not start using 5 Game Sweep.

MADE IN DETROIT.

I bet if Lebron drove a subaru and changed his name to Robert James, the NBA would probably let him win.

LeBron should get Parker's ring. What a pathetic performance.

Patty Mills is from Australia. Wonder how well P knows him.

LOL. They should award rings to the best players of both teams. Greg Oden should get a broom handle.

Why is Beasley even on a team? SMFH

Pat has Dumars'd this team

Lebron needs to opt out and go to the Pistons. Him and Siva would not be stopped.

This is Lakers vs Pistons all over again. It was just beat down after beat down.

Would not be surprised if Larry Brown is coaching this Spurs team via Skype.

At least Pat Riley isn't spending his free time eating like Dumars. Dumars ate himself out of a job. He knew more about the coney island menu than he knew about his own roster.

Would not be surprised if Larry Brown is coaching this Spurs team via Skype.


What do you think y'all: should Larry Brown coach the Spurs next year through Skype?

These athletes who pretend to care about the fans are great.

Ha!

Now they are fooling with our intelligence by showing a black astronaut. ABC is so racist.

Is Bosh even worth the vets minimum

At least Pat Riley isn't spending his free time eating like Dumars. Dumars ate himself out of a job. He knew more about the coney island menu than he knew about his own roster.

Three of the biggest busts in NBA history in the SAME Finals!

Beasley, Oden and Tim Duncan.

Down to 14. We can do this. Get a couple stops and a couple 7 point plays.

THE KINGS!

Bosh needs to opt out and GO. All he does is shoot bricks

PISS Bosh is a sorry excuse for a basketball player and human being.

PISS Bosh is a sorry excuse for a basketball player and human being.

One thing Joe D got right: drafting Darko over that piece of CRAP.

People were acting like he was a premiere PF. More like a premiere BUST.

Me watching everyone on this Heat team besides LeBron
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Trying so hard not to eat garbge food anymore, but the Quesarito from Tahoe Bell is too tempting.

:KING:

Don't do it or you'll be like Bosh

Trying so hard not to eat garbge food anymore, but the Quesarito from Tahoe Bell is too tempting.

:KING:

By "trying so hard" I mean not trying as hard as I should.

In other words, D-Wading it.

Dumars is probably heading to the White Castle on 9 mile and Telegraph to pick up a crave case

This breaks my heart for the bad guys to win on the 10 year anniversary of the 2004 Pistons

This is just poor sportsmanship by the Spurs. What a classless organization.

YAK IT UP, WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR. :mcleod:

After the final whistle it will be the beginning of the Stan Van Gundy era.

Why did Spoelstra wait until game 5 to play Michael BEASTley?

What a TERRIBLE coaching job!!!!!!! He blew it!!!!!!!

After the final whistle it will be the beginning of the Stan Van Gundy era.

Time to RESTORE THE ROAR.

Wait...

Don't get why people are blaming KingJames. If Jordan played with Bosh and Wade, he would have gotten smoked by Craig Ehlo every year.

LeBron haters can suck it. They still have to wake up to their same lives and problems tomorrow morning.

RIP CASEY KASEM

Don't get why people are blaming KingJames. If Jordan played with Bosh and Wade, he would have gotten smoked by Craig Ehlo every year.

Michael Jordan is a racist degenerate gambler who murdered his own father

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1400889343

Ha! Just a raw take that can only be found on wtfdetroit.com

please end 105-87

AUSTIN DAYE has more championship rings than Karl Malone

Hopefully this is the end of the ESPN studio show.

Sucks for the Spurs fans. They get to leave the arena and deal with all the evil illegal immigrants.

MATT BONNER: NBA CHAMPION

Sucks for the Spurs fans. They get to leave the arena and deal with all the evil illegal immigrants.

Who are TAKING UP ALL THE WELFARE and LEAVING DEAD FETUSES IN DUMPSTERS

DON'T WORRY LEBRON, GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOUR APP ON MY FRIENDS PHONE. STILL IN A CONTRACT YOU GUYS

Riley should've shanked Pops.

Uncle Tim has grandkids

please end 105-87
One damned point. Spurs are total hacks, you guys.

KingJames has to leave Miami.

KingJames has to leave Miami.

The state of Florida doesn't deserve him. Let that shit hole go underwater.

Come to Michigan.

Pure Michigan. I will pick him up at the Ohio Border with my used car.

Pops's best season ever?

I can see LeBron returning to Miami on only one condition....



































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I thought you were going to say Air Condition

I'M SURPRISED POPS AND DUNCAN DIDN'T START MAKING OUT SINCE IT'S SO COOL TO BE GAY NOW

Adam Silver looks like death

DOES SILVER HAVE AIDS

Adam Silver should be ashamed of himself.

Who the hell gets MVP?

As a lifelong Seahawks, LA Kings and SA Spurs fan, this year is off to an AMAZING start!

I can't wait until Sterling digs up all this dirt. Only true great owner.

Yeah, this guy must be Texas born and raised. DOUCHE.

Good to know Stu Scott is still alive.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/2005-salary-owners.htm

Look at the bottom LOL. Fucking broke ass chump. I could tell because he doesn't wear designer jeans like Gores

Peter DOLT

You guys always deliver.

And that's not a jab at your pizza gig, Tim.

Lame ass celebration. We were rocking the Palace in 2004

I'll never forget Darvin Ham repping Saginaw

Please save us someone and hire Mark Jackson

I will always remember Tim Duncan as THE LOSER WHO MISSED A BUNNY THAT WOULD'VE TIED GAME 7 LAST YEAR

Is San Antonio in Mexico. Looks like a typical restaurant in Chicago.

The NBA Commish is a ghost

Already rolling out the Spurs DVD and merch.

THIS SHIT IS MORE SCRIPTED THAN THE WWE.

AND HOW DO YOU GIVE FINALS MVP TO THE GUY WHO CHOKED ON TWO FREE THROWS IN GAME 6 LAST YEAR???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Fuck you Spurs. You can't take 2004 away from us

WE ARE SAFE AND SOUND. NO WE AREN'T.

If my Spurs don't win Best Team at the ESPYs I QUIT!

24 hours later and it still hurts

Brian Windhorst reminds me of Jonah Hill, except he's actually probably funny.

24 hours later and it still hurts

What hurts is that the Pistons didn't win this shit.

I'm more of a Spurs fan than a Heat fan, but fuck both of them if they're going after MY team.

My pain with these playoffs was months ago, when it was clear we wouldn't make it even in the fucking Eastern Conference.

Brian Windhorst reminds me of Jonah Hill, except he's actually probably funny.

Dude this guy is all over ESPN. He apparently covered Lebron in High School so now he's a Lebron "insider" so ESPN hired him and sent him to Miami. Wherever the KING goes, so does FatHorst.

Can't be any worse than Stephen A, can he?

MIAMI—While admitting that getting it over with quickly would have been the best thing to do, members of the Miami Heat confirmed Tuesday that they simply can’t bring themselves to tell their fans the team lost the NBA Finals. “I know this is the kind of thing they deserve to hear directly from us, but it would just crush them,” said power forward LeBron James, adding that he doubted he would even be able to look fans in the eye while completely blindsiding them with the devastating news that the Heat fell to the San Antonio Spurs in five games. “They were so ecstatic after the last two championships—I mean, you should’ve seen the looks on their faces when we told them—so I just don’t want to be the one to break their hearts like this. Maybe Chris [Bosh] can do it; they already hate him anyway.” At press time, Heat players had reportedly agreed to just say they had won the championship since their fans would never know the difference.

Can't be any worse than Stephen A, can he?

Worse

Dude this guy is all over ESPN. He apparently covered Lebron in High School so now he's a Lebron "insider" so ESPN hired him and sent him to Miami. Wherever the KING goes, so does FatHorst. Did't Chris Broussard work for the Plain Dealer or something when LeBron came into the league. Managed to get signed by ESPN as a result to be LeBron "Insider"?

Goodshill must have been a Darko insider.

Did't Chris Broussard work for the Plain Dealer or something when LeBron came into the league. Managed to get signed by ESPN as a result to be LeBron "Insider"?

No, it was the 90's.

Don't be surprised if #KingJames doesn't come back to Miami. Who wants to play with loser Bosh and crippled Wade

Yup, I'm an insider.

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