The Pinstripes. The old English D. A rivalry renewed.

Will our Tigers send the Wankees home crying yet again, or will the Jeter (and his intangibles) lead the Wankees to their millionth World Series berth?

Game 1 tomorrow at 7:30.

I will not be there, but plan on watching the game on my televsion set.

Fister v Pettitte

Sanchez in G2, but Yanks haven't set their rotation yet.

JV
Sherzy.

Better Vinny?

TTT

TTT!

BEAT NEW YAWK!

Really lame that this is on TBS.

Rain out likely?

TTT!


TIGERS TRIUMPH TOTALLY!

TRIUMPH TIM'S TIGERS!

Rain out likely?

Just read that "we" should be good to go.

guidojoey1979 from the Yankees board I was browsing predicted that "we" will win this series in 5. Miggy/Prince are too tough to handle, Yankees are too old, etc. Might be a troll though... he said in the "Other New York Sports" forum that he'd trade Eli for Stafford.


This one was much better than my deleted post.

Those guys over at WTFNewYork are nuts.

A couple of these Yankee fukstix out here act like every Yankee from the begining of time is still playing for them. They act like Reggie, Mickey Mantle and Babe Ruth are in the lineup tonight.

One douche told me we don't have any pitching after Verlander.

Now some guy is over there saying that we have "No Chance in Hell" of winning. Posted a picture of Vince McMahon and everything. So steamed. Might register and give him a piece of my mind

He prolly said the same thing last year...and that didn't turn out to well for the Yanks.

Tigers get to Pettitte early, win 8-4.

^ tomorrow's headline

I think Pettittes due for a stinker before Fister.

Good win for UM today.

Guy in speedo in SoCo commersh totally reminded me of Captain Karl.

I liked Bleacher Report BEFORE it went mainstream.

Eckersley looks like my second cousin. The one with the plate in his head.

I prefer From the Bleachers.

Guy in speedo in SoCo commersh totally reminded me of Captain Karl.

I didn't like those at first but startin to like those. He's like fuck it.

I prefer From the Bleachers.

+1

Actually he isn't like fuck it, he's like 'I'm hot as fuck"

Nice to have more than one person watching 'n' posting tonight. I'm not the kinda guy who can carry a team on his back.

Actually he isn't like fuck it, he's like 'I'm hot as fuck"

Hot as in, you chicks dig me, don't you.

TBS knows drama.

Ok enuf analyzing fuckin commershs and shit like that. What a fuckin douche I am.

Win or go home.

Damn, I forgot the "TBS: Very Funny" "TBS: Not Very Funny" "TBS: Somewhat Very Funny" poll options. Oh well.

Ron Darling is Hawaiian.

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD.

Need :kennythejet: and Barkley.

Smoltz is from Lansing.

EJ is a cancer survivor.

Jimmy Fallon is a hack.

I'm hoping we are going back to NY up 3-2. We split in NY and JV and Sherzy win G3 and G4, Yanks win G5. Then I think it'd be JV in G6 with CC pitching G7 for NY v Sherzy.

I'm going to end up in WTFDetroit jail, better slow down.

^ or causing a database crash

I like Buck and whatshisname for announcers. I know some didn't, but they weren't always in your face with this bullshit and that bullshit. They are/were throwbacks.

I have a feeling the three of us are going to have a lot of fun tonight.

Well, as much fun as you can have on a message board with two dudes you don't know.

Not crazy about Avilla not playing but platooning him has worked in the playoffs.

I like Buck and whatshisname for announcers. I know some didn't, but they weren't always in your face with this bullshit and that bullshit. They are/were throwbacks.

You like McCarver?!?!

I have a feeling the three of us are going to have a lot of fun tonight.

Well, as much fun as you can have on a message board with two dudes you don't even know.

and one of them not being used to being sober.

Got banned from the Yankees board for saying "Derek Jeter? More like Derek CHEATER"

You like McCarver?!?!

Nope. Not at all. I mute that fuck.

Pettitegrew.

That was a K.

The guy on the Yankee board trying to say that the umps are out to get them.

50 LOL

Prince up with that short porch in right. Niiice.

Fister has been waiting for this like he's Doc Swole and this is his HS reunion.

Did you see Jeter take that first pitch? Intangibles at their finest, gentlemen.

Nice start Fister, you dipshit.

Doug is iffy. Hurt?

Finally got a strike when a bunt attempt goes foul .

Ichiro Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.

there we go. 1 down.

OH NO IT'S CANO

Set the fuck down, Cano.

Or is it, Sit the fuck down, Cano.

Sit the fuck down.

I don't like Teixeira at all.

Me either. He's a pussy.

Rudy Gulliani is in the hizouse.

Fister has to be approaching 25 pitches already. Don't want to see Benoit and VVday tonight.

At first I thought they were booing, then I remembered that A-Rod is hitting 6th, not 5th.

It's A-Rod. We can relax.

But still, come the fuck on doug!

Look at the fuckin pitch box thing. There wasn't a pitch outside of it, but not 1 strike, iirc.

^ channeling my inner Oakland A's fans.

Wow, that was close.

OH SHIT!
Not sure we got him but I'll take it.

Look at the fuckin pitch box thing. There wasn't a pitch outside of it, but not 1 strike, iirc.

^ channeling my inner Oakland A's fans.

They don't have any now that they're out of the playoffs.

Huge call.

We did get him. Didn't look like in real time.

Think replay showed that he was barely out.

Now Vinny (not our Vinny) on the Yankees board is whining. Shut up, Vinny!

They don't have any now that they're out of the playoffs.

True. Even when they were both still in it, Giants, its all Giants gear out here. And of course 49er bullshit. No A's.

Delmon, lol.

Holy shit, he just took two pitches!

Fuck it, I'm bitching about the umps.

That first pitch to DY was called a ball for Fister.

I don't care what the strike zone the ump wants to call, just make it fuckin consistent.

We need Jhonny, Laird and Garcia to hit.

No surprise that we're being dominated by this old fuck Pettitegrew.

NLCS: kinda want revenge on the Cards, but SF has a really nice park so I wouldn't mind facing them.

^ that's my analysis

< Wants the Giants to win.

^ But don't really give a shit.

Cards would be nice cuz of less travel time and shit like that or something.

Might watch a lil' bit of the 'stons tonight. Been a while since I've been truly interested in watching them.

Curtis is one of those obnoxiously "good" guys. Fuck him.

No Pistons for me till regular season. I don't have the preseason package apparently. I do get them anytime they are on NBATV.

Check the thread. It's free?

Ravens/Cowboys tomorrow going to be sweeeeet.

Got it. Cool. Thanks.

Vintage intangibles.

Man that lil fucker can run.

Don't walk this fuck, Fister.

Fuck, I REALLY don't want to see this guy with the bases loaded.

Wow.

OH SNAP!

Not as lucky as the A's were, but we're still lucky.

I think he was safe.

lol Yanks fans must be losing it

lol Yanks fans must be losing it

The Yanks board just had a database crash. Lots of activity.

Yep, Cano got robbed.

This chick that I didn't want to see came over and is cooking me some Burritos. I have to be kind of nice to her cuz of that. But I don't really want to eat cuz I just downed almost a bag of candy bars.

I hope The Fister can get his shit together at some point in this game.

That was higher than Hermy. Bullshit!

I think Laird just told him to give that pitch to us too.

That was a K. This ump is horrible.

Hahaha.

1 that P painted the black he called a ball and the other a strike. hate that.

Playoff baseball: it ain't pretty.

Fister has a shirt on so he...NVM...gave up a hit.

A DOUBLE PLAY FOR A-ROD

^ Yeah buddy

BBIALB gotta eat with so and so.

Fister seems to have settled in.

Kinda boring.

Hopefully that changes now.

I'm calling RALLY.

Kinda boring.

Hopefully that changes now.

I'm calling RALLY.

YOU JUST DON'T LIKE REAL BASEBALL

Hell yeah, A-Jax! Glanny called it!

Thanks, stupid NY fans!

Glanny called it!

Just doin what it do.

1-0 Tigers!

Don't come back, Tahoe. Thanks.

RALLY!!

Kinda weird that he's a black Neo-Nazi, but nice job by Delmon nonetheless.

Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

37 viewing the NBA forum. THE PISTONS ARE BACK.

Avifail sucks. Why is he in the lineup? Somebody enlighten me, LOL.

The fuck is wrong with you, Bromar?

1-0 Tigers!

Don't come back, Tahoe. Thanks.

I waited.

Now this piece of shit Ibanez is probably going to tie it.

God dammit. Thanks a lot, Infante.

THE FUCK!

I waited.

I was jk. How'd it go?

LETS DO DIS!

C'MON FISTER!

LOL @ A-ROD

Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

Me deuce.

Remember when he was going to break Bonds's record?

Me deuce.

I'm drinking a Dew, you guys!

drinking nothing

"Don't try and be a hero." - TBS

Ump called that a strike earlier. just sayin..

Base on Bro.

Didn't want to go fastball there?

Oh snap...ump called it a strike?

WOW

Hands are getting a lil' sweaty. This must be October. There's only one.

CUNTIS!!

LOL @ booing @ Grandy

FUCK YEAH FISTER

FUCK YEAH!

TTT!!!!!

So many rage posts on the Yankees board right now.

Haha, guidojoey and Vinny are getting into it right now. Talking about meeting up and fighting. Fucking goofs.

Joey: "I know UFC"

LOL!!!

PLEASE keep pitching Fister.

Fister at 97

Peeps were saying that the Yanks can't score runs without hitting homers. So far it's looking like those peeps were right.

Looked like a K to me.

Lol @ Pettitegrew. So mad.

Derek "Not Rob" Lowe.

Miggy is off a lil bit. Fielder is not, imo. He hit the ball hard v Oakland but didn't have much to show for it. Coco robbed him of a HR and he hit a couple hard liners that infielders caught.

Trout for MVP!

We need more than a 2 run lead with Benwah Balls and VVDay.

Dotel in?

Trout for MVP!

Peeps out here say it all the time. idiots.

Where would we be without Miggy? Not in the playoffs.

Where would the Angels be without Trout? Not in the playoffs where they are with him.

New Yankee Stadium just isn't an intimidating place for peeps to play in, imo.

(I'm turning into you, T)

I hope Fister can pitch the 8th too.

New Yankee Stadium just isn't an intimidating place for peeps to play in, imo.

(I'm turning into you, T)

DONT DO IT!

lol @ Jeter

I bet Ichiro gets on. somehow

Oh yes he did go

Coke will probably come in and hit Cano on the first pitch or something.

Fuckin Leyland SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU OLD PIECE OF SHITFACE, BALLSACK FACE, TURDFACE, SCROTUM NECK FUCK!

JL has to insert his dumb old ass into this game. FUCKSTICK!

GO EAT A BOWL OF DICKS, Leyland.

So Coke stranded 68% of runners. So the Spankees have 1 on. So the score should be 2-.32 after this inning.

Friggin' Cano. JUST STRIKE OUT!

Yeah, Cano looks way too relaxed out there.

Cokes pitch count is approaching Fisters..lol.

Man I'm funny.

I don't trust Coke, but I don't trust many in our pen. I like Dotel.

How were those 'ritos?

I don't trust Coke, but I don't trust many in our pen. I like Dotel.

Dotel and Al Al. That's it.

I trusted you, Philliam!

I really trust this Coke guy. He's awesome.

They were good, but I just wasn't into eating for some reason...like a bag of candy.

Coke is a hell of a pitcher.

^ He is. I've always supported him.

And an even better human being.

Who the fuck gives a shit about some fuckin bullshit like that?

DY BABY!

Jeff Moss will find a way to whine about that homer, too. Puss.

Hard to believe Delmon has the record. "We" are one of the most historic franchises in baseball!

I see you Jhonny.

Simply the dumbest DirecTV comersh going.

bukdow watches Cougar Town, and actually enjoys it.

T, big day tomorrow - Lions/Eagles, Ravens/Cowboys and ALCS Game 2 is on at 4.

Take back what I said about Garcia. I can see why he's in the lineup.

SEXCELENT! Giving our pen a lil cush.

I could see Laird going yard here.

I could see Laird going yard here.

Or not. I could see him with a lil infield pop out to the SS too.

One of those 2 things is what I could see Laird doing.

I can see Laird eating a lot of food. NTTAWWT

T, big day tomorrow - Lions/Eagles, Ravens/Cowboys and ALCS Game 2 is on at 4.

Going for a mt bike ride with some non-drinking bros tomorrow morning. So hold down the forst in the Lions thread for me, will ya?

Bitch about Staffert and stuff so no one will notice I'm gone.

So glad to not see Benoit.

If Ibanez hits a 5 run homer, I'm going to be pissed right off.

So glad to not see Benoit.

Dis..as in this.

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED MY YAPPER


(I didn't actually open my yapper, but you know what I mean)

Go sit the fuck down Leyland you shit for brains, cigarette smoking, scrotum necked, 100 year old piece of non managing douche.

EJ called that with so much enthusiasm.

CAN YOU FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT? FUCKIN BENOIT. FUCKIN LEYLAND.

Just keep throwing that benoit. Keep it low.

That catch by AJ was a damn good catch. At this point in the game/series, game 1 and shit, I might even call it great.

Damn, that would have been a spectacular catch.

Benoit sucks fuckin donkey dick.

I was fully expecting Benoit to give up a homer on the first pitch to CG. I fucking hate this dude.

LEE CARDHOLDER IS A DOUCHE!

I was fully expecting Benoit to give up a homer on the first pitch to CG. I fucking hate this dude.

This.

Hey Cody do you like Apples? Well how do you like them apples, BITCH!

Hey Cody do you like Apples? Well how do you like them apples, BITCH!

LMAO

Thinking Miggy or Prince knock one out to put an exclamation mark on this.

^ That'd be great. I'd rather it be Miggy. Cuz he seems like he's off.

I'm giving us a 50/50 shot to win this game.

I give Valverde a 100% chance to still be a moron even after this.

I swear I could hit ValVerde.

VALVERDE SUX!

Please warm Dotel up.

Man, I'm really going to love this team a whole lot more when Benoit and Valturde aren't on it.

Man, I'm really going to love this team a whole lot more when Benoit and Valturde aren't on it.

The Tigers will be soooo much easier to watch.

Where were your intangibles there, Jeets?

Wow.

UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE!

THESE FUCKSTICKS AND JL KEEPS RUNNING THEM OUT THERE.

Fuckin senile old bastard.

I Hope Leyland becomes the first manager to win a World Series and then get fired.

Valverde... just needs to die in a fire.

^ so mean

Hey VV, I doubt he's even going to swing til you throw a strike.

What a fucking bum.

^ "Bum" - dad guy

Big swing and a miss. Damn.

Maybe that K will give VV some confidence. Cuz it doesn't look like he had any coming in.

Valturde is still a sockcucker.

^ yep. This is not a Coke thing where I switch. I hate this fuck.

Make him beat you VV

HOW IN THE FUCK CAN YOU DO THAT!

VV IS A COMPLETE DOUCHE BAG. AND SO IS JL.

FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Shaking, bros. Totally get where Moss is coming from now.

If this cocksucker is in Detroit next season I'm not watching. Dead serious, you guys.

ANd don't tell me you won't miss me!

I don't care if we use Don Kelly as the closer I never want to see Valverde in a game again. These are big team effort leads he's fucked up.

Papa grande? Papa mierda!

Papa Faggot.

I'm not homophobic at all, you guys, but using these words just makes me feel so much better.

I really do hate this motherfucker.

Deflated. We're going to lose.