That is a goner. Uh oh.

That was a pretty impressive AB.

FUCK. Nunez? FUCK!

Yeah, who the fuck is this clown?!!?

WE WANT VALVERDE!!

Sike.

YEAH JIMMY! YEAH JV!

Let's go, god dammit.

JV is going to beat himself up after that homer, even when we win. He's just that kinda guy.

Benoit? Oh Jesus. Come on JV!!

C'monnnnnn, ump!!

These dudes are battling.

I f'n HATE Rowengardner.

Two more to go!!

You old bastard! Don't you dare!

ONE DOWN!

Right move, hate to say it. We need him game 7, if he keeps pitching his arm'll be jello.

I'm blaming Hogg for that HR. Sent out a tweet about the starting ptichers giving up 0 runs before the top of the 9th. Douche.

Fucking HOGG.

ONE DOWN!

Right move, hate to say it. We need him game 7, if he keeps pitching his arm'll be jello.

Think JL eats his jello???

C'mon COKE!!

Up yours, Ichiro, you dickhead.

Atta boy, Philly! come on! Finish the job!

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_bad_drinks/new_coke.jpg

Up yours, Ichiro, you dickhead.

In Japanese stadiums, a dick on the head is actually considered a bit of a compliment.

Bobby Cano is going to break out of this slump at some point, right?? Come on, Phil. Finish this doofus off.

Just foul is right. Yikes.

COME ON PHIL!!!! FUCK!

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

Wanks are really stringing together some impressive ABs here.

Lefty vs lefty here.

Your hands sweaty yet, V?

That's in there for a strike! 2-1!

PHIL THE VOID!!!

2-2!! COME ON, COKO ONO!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

COME THE FUCK ON, BRADY COKE!!

That's actually Cano's first hit in the series. Bad timing for Tigers fans.

Yanks are playing like a team that doesn't want to go down 0-3. Go figure.

That was a strike!!! COme on! In my opinion!

THAT WAS A STRIKE TOO!! AGAIN, IN MY OPINION!! I COULD BE WRONG!!

FUCK, C'MON!!!

C'MON, COKOZUNA!!!

2-1

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!!!!! HEARTS ON FIRE! C'MON, PHIL! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ROCKY IV!?

We got this shit.

Full count on Ibanez and his shitty guitars!

You can do it, Cokoa Crisp.

GOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE STRUCK HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIPPED MY SHIRT, HULK HOGAN STYLE.

BALLS!

WE BELIEVED IN PHIL COKE. WE BELIEVED IN THIS TEAM.

I NEED A DAMN DEW, LOL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1RLJTxF9hs

Tigers win 2-1, take a 3-0 series lead in the ALCS. Odds are in their favor.

HA!

So fuckin glad we got this one. So glad JL didn't bring Benoit in. So glad JL basically stayed in the dugout. Amazing what this team can do when left alone. I seriously think JL over-manages at times.

But tnite isn't the nite to bring all that shit up, WE FUCKIN WON!

BTW...The Yankess looked like the really didn't give 2 shits about the playoffs. I know CC is da man, but I'm lookin forward to the game tomorrow.

Our offense HAS to break out at some point. I want to give the Spankees pitchers some credit, but...actually I don't. I don't think there are many pitchers that can keep Miggy and Fielder down this long. They are mini-slumpin.

CC is NOT da man, IMO.

I think we'll get to him just enough tomorra.

I thought he has been pitching great lately, no?

PLAYOFF BASEBALL RULES!

Yeah, but he hasn't faced OUR Detroit Tigers lately. We're a team on a mission, you guy.

So CC is a lefty which means G Money will be catching and Garcia will play right if JL stays consistent.

^correct

30% chance of rain tnite in Detroit. 100% chance of dark tnite with widely scattered light in the morning.

Gla???

TWO HOURS!!!!

REALLY EXCITED (you guys)!

I'm so excited, I'm so excited! I'm so... NOT scared!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

Are you guys ready to watch OUR TIGERS clinch a spot in the WORLD FUCKING SERIES?!?!?!?!

I SAID


ARE

YOU

GUYS

READY!!!!!!!!!

Rain delay? Ah, fuck.

@Stareagle
Game 4 is delayed due to weather in "the area". The rain is well to the other side of Ann Arbor. #farce

Unless you are wanting midnight baseball, this is a concession by MLB that we're not playing tonight.

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!

SCURRED!

Never going to have nice things. Never going to take my boat out. Hate rain. Hate Hogg. Hate everything.

THIS IS STUPID!

Time to cut the hair, Eckersley.

Hate this, you guys. going to watch a MOVIE.

They're scurrred to burn Sabathia.

RT

Never going to have nice things. Never going to take my boat out. Hate rain. Hate Hogg. Hate everything.

This is seriously the biggest load of shit ever. Stop the charade and just cancel the game. Pricks.

So steamed.

Never really got into Seinfeld. Maybe I'll take this opportunity to try.

Never really got into Seinfeld. Maybe I'll take this opportunity to try.
It's....VERY funny.

^lol Vinny. Very funny.

WTF: Very Vinny.

Really looking forward to the Tigers game tomorrow, you guys.

Missed the pregame BS... What's the story on Sabathia?
Also wondering if this effects JV's rotation.

LOL at the Yank eating ARods salary... ridiculous amount still owed.

I'd still save JV for game 7 if needed. Keep him in line for game 1 of the World Series.

Missed the pregame BS... What's the story on Sabathia?
Also wondering if this effects JV's rotation.

LOL at the Yank eating ARods salary... ridiculous amount still owed.

I'd still save JV for game 7 if needed. Keep him in line for game 1 of the World Series.

Sun is shining over here in GR, good sign.

Perfect weather for a SWEEP.

Leave all of this "sweep" talk to the masters, cupcake. Ha!

Damn, beautiful day RIGHT HERE IN THE D. Almost glad that the game was rained out last night.

LET'S GO MOTHAFUKKAAAAAASSS

Looked like a routine play to me. Chavez sucks. Nice job by Bromar though.

BET YANKEES FANS WISH A-ROD WAS PLAYING 3RD.

Looked good coming off the bat for a moment.

Erry day Bromar is HUSTLIN'.

Is CC still DA MAN, Tahoe?

1-0 Tigs, thanks to ANOTHER clutch hit from Delmon - our Mr. October.

We're just better than these fucks. I LOVE IT!

I can ALWAYS count on my bro, Bold being here for us.

Sup Bold?

Is CC still DA MAN, Tahoe?

1-0 Tigs, thanks to ANOTHER clutch hit from Delmon - our Mr. October.

C'mon man! Reverse psychology or some shit like that.

You call that a bunt, Miggy Jr.? Go sit in the corner.

C.C. will always be JV's big bitch!

CC, da man, can't find home plate or is afraid to pitch to AJ.

Scherzer, THE man.

Kinda early to be sliding head first into first, ya dunce.

So desperate. Ha!

Prince "Needs to work on becoming a better" Fielder.

What's Scherzer's first name? David? or some shit like that?

My brain is failing me today...like most days.

52 pitches through 2.2 innings. That's like... more than 3 per inning.

Kinda early to be sliding head first into first, ya dunce.

So desperate. Ha!

At least 1 of those fucks are trying. It just looks like they're ready for the end of the season.

Max Sherzer? WTF?

:cogent:

I think this ump has been fair and balanced so far.

I see you, Maxiell. Growing up right before our eyes.

MAXWELL SHERZER!

MAXWELL SHERZER!

Maximus Decimus Scherzerus

MAXIMUS! Love it.

OT: if the Tuscan Chicken Melt is good for RG3, it's good for me.

Smoltz asking JV if he works out. Wants to know if he has any plans later tonight.

You're a married man, John.

Peeps on the Wankees board scurred because Delmon is up.

Funny how they called him a scrub befor the series started.

JV Is a real C.C. That's "cool customer," you guys. Ha!

Funny how they called him a scrub befor the series started.

New Yawkers gonna New Yawk.

And fawk their mawthers.

If JV wants to stay on YOU LET HIM STAY ON! MVP, Cy Young, 2012 World Series MVP. Dipshits!

JV is holy shit superstious. I thought I was bad.

JV is holy shit superstious. I thought I was bad.

JV: "Don't ruin it! Faggots!"

Teixeira has turned into Prince.

Hell fucking yeah! Lil' Miggy is becoming one of my guys. 2-0!

Really like that guy and Berry too. Fuck Boesch.

What about Lard? He's up.

They should just have JV call the rest of the game with them.

I like G Money and always have. He got in a fight cuz some dipshit was lipin off to his brother or something. I want him on my team.

Wasn't Money that time.

He's setting them up for later in the game. They think they can get him out with that pitch...sheeeeeeit. Just wait.

Scherzer >Trout

No shit. We prolly have 3 players more valuable than Trout nose.

Delmon too.

Peeps on the Angels board are saying that Trout is already top 5 all time. Idiots. Don't know their basketball.

Scherzer is feelin' it like me on a lonely Saturday night. So good.

MAXIMUS!

lull. Fuckin one season

lol 631...first time I've heard that one.

MIGGY!

Holy fucking shit! I go to the baffroom and miss the MVP going yard.

4-0, like how the series is going to end today. Ha!

C.C. is the worst "ace" ever!

JHONNY!!! DON'T CELEBRATE JUST YET, YOU GUYS!

DIRKS!!

CC ya later!

^ Ha!

640...plagerized.

640...plagerized.

You should sue that fuck.

IF WE WIN....So one of my bets is just dinner. I let him name what he wanted to be and dude picks dinner. FAG. But anyway, I'll take it. I'll just bring some chick with me and pay for hers.

But I was going to trext him saying I was getting hungry. But I think I'll wait til this shitz over. There has been some fucked up shit, I MEAN FUCKED UP SHIT, happen in the postseason, so fuck it. I'll wait to make sure.

Have to get on a plane to cleveland for a layover in a minute here. Ol zek's gonna be SO STEAMED by the time I get there.

Get nasty, Max!!

I CC you Max!

Lets go G Money!

Bitch, you ain't Cabrera's #1 fan! I am!

lol

Now I'm getting greedy...I want to shut them out.

So much for that shut out shit.

Ok, I'll settle for a win.

NICK SWISHER IS NOT READY TO GIVE UP, BRO

A-ROD, LMAO.

We're going to blow this.

lol, why all the hate for A-Rod? Dude helps our team!

Holy shit, he made contact! That's a start! Baby steps.

It'd be nice to add 1 run in the next inning or so.

lil' Cabby can really rake.

Tough break for G-Money.

Dotel is DA man.

Coko Ono is in dis bitch!

THREE MORE OUTS AND WE ARE AL CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!

THREE MORE YOU GUYS!!!11

But first, let's run up the score. Ha!

Keep in mind that we have to start the WS on the road, you guys. Because of the stupid ass All Star Game. Fucking Selig, what a corncob.

^ not that it really matters. We're on a mission.

BLESS YOU, JHONNY! BLESS YOU BOYS!

Peeps on the Wankee board saying Jhonny is "classless" for hitting that homer. Something about sportsmanship.

WAHHHHH!!!!!!

that wouldn't be irony ya fucking goof.

Jeebus.

DE-TROIT TI-GERS

CLAP

CLAP

CLAP

CLAP

CLAP

1 DOWN!!!

Benoit and Valverde warming up at the same time. My fucking brain can't handle that.

2 OUTS!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET'S LEAVE THIS THREAD AFTER IT REACHES 69 PAGES.

WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!

GO GET 'EM, TIGERS!!!!

MO--MY PLACE FOR THE 'PAGNE, YOU GUYS!!! YOU'RE ALL INVITED!!!!!

BUT BARE IN MIND THAT WE HAVE ONE MORE SERIES TO GOOOOOO!!!!!!

OH YEAH, AND BY THE WAY











































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BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coke's celebraish was so god damn epic.

GIF that shit.

Many mocked him when he picked Jhonathan Peralta as "his Tiger".

GOOD GOD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS DUDE IS SAYING, BUT WHO CARES!!!

lvoe uou sguys so mdan much.

^ that's my attempt at drunk typing, you guys. Ha!

You hear that? LEYLAND IS THE BEST MANAGER IN BASEBALL. Mr. I said it himself!

NOT THIS "THE CITY HAS SUFFERED SO MUCH" BULLSHIT.

Did this lady say MVTree? Jeebus.

And Delmon, a class act? LOL

Well deserved MVP tho.

I thought I'd be happier than I am. I think beating the A's in game 5 was a bid deal for me. And I think that we were up 3-0 made it a lil anticlimactic. I was really amped after winning game 2 and 3.

So at least we play the Cards and they aren't all the way across country or some shit like that. Looking forward to the series. Really happy we won. Got lotsa calls from my beloved Bay City. Happy for everyone back there.

^ just noticed that I didn't say fuck once in that post and didn't even swear. WTF has not drinking done to me?

Oops, I did say shit.