They did this to themselves.

Shittsburgh in town.

Shittsburgh in town.


LOL!!

Can you give us Tigers fans a scouting report, G?

Actually, no I can't.

The team that pitches and hits better will probably win.

@Stareagle
Verlander is seven innings from becoming one of just over a dozen pitchers to no-hit two National League teams.

http://blog.timesunion.com/movies/files/2011/04/theroom2.jpg

Somebody needs to take the keyboard, or whatever the fuck it is he's using, away from HOGG.

Just unfollow for god's sake.

You must, for your own good.

Somebody needs to take the keyboard, or whatever the fuck it is he's using, away from HOGG.
Bet Glan retweets that shit.

Just unfollow for god's sake.

Yeah, but what's that going to do? I'd still be tempted to read his page.

Trainwreck.

Could always #BLOCK.

SMH

Unfair.

Fucking Hogg.

Fuck off, Hogg.

I'm not even a superstitious person, but these "there are no jinxes!!" people are pretty lame. Fun haters.

Guess they'll try to say whatever they can to rid the guilt, LOL!

You should change your twitter handle to @BOSSHOGG, use the pic and make it into a parody acct.

Or don't, whatevs.

He's kind of parodying himself.

3rd place?

Last place in our hearts. Garbage ass team.

might be time to have a new voice in the clubhouse. leyland may have passed his expiration date. i saw him talking friday and he seemed old. especially with francona available in the bullpen. i see no upside to giving him the entire year.
\

We win!

Had a feeling we were going to get 2 out of 3 after yesterda's game.

15 Ks for Max.

...but it's just the Pirates right? SMH.

Should'been 27. smh

Cleveland.

Cleveland.

Sucks!

LOL!!

Love how Mario said that Peralta had an "all-star-type" season last year.

Yeah, I would say so since he made the team and all.

Boesch sucks.

Who in the hell is Quentin BErry? #fakefanSMH

this is a broke fuckin team.

Predictions on if/when Leyland gets shitcanned?

Tom Brookens?

Jesus.

Predictions on if/when Leyland gets shitcanned?

Tom Brookens?

Never.

Fucking old piece of shit.

In about a month there's only going to be baseball on. Depressing if you have no life, like me.

Remember last year, guys!!!

6 games behind Cleveland.

smh

Mile Illitch doesn't owe you SHIT.

lol'd

Quintin Berry's yahoo pic:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/9194

HATE ORTIZ.

Pappy Schmear

If we lose today we should move the entire MLB forum to a place where nobody will find it.

(Motor City Style)

Matt Young starting in LF.

Hey, it's a couple of lesbians!

JIZZENHALL! LOL

a Pistons player throwing out the 1st pitch... and the crowd goes mild!

That bunt was PERFECT.

http://www.nopantsprovided.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mr_perfect-300x300.jpg

Pistons would have finished 21-37 if it was an 82-game season.

Adam Sandler needs to stop.

This team needs to stop.

true story

Send this shit to The Front Page and change my name to Spurs, because I'm done.

Bronson Arroyo, lol.

You see Pinocchio in the crowd there?

Any word on Valverde's apparent injury?

Sprained right wrist. Zbeau syndrome.

It's my left wrist, idiot. LOL!!

Hate to say it, but the broadcast sounds a little better without Rod.

atta boy QB!

Another one of Glan's teams about to get they ass whooped. LMAO














(The Pirates, you guys!)

C-Mo has improved. So now he's just terrible.

Let's gooooooooooooo!!


(also, not watching)

Game 1 doesn't mean shit anyway. The Thunder won game 1.

Can't take the Gays seriously as long as they play in that shithole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6Uz67u4xM

My kinda baseball game. No reason why this goes longer than 2 1/2 hours.

Twins are in town, so it looks like I'll be heading to a game within the next couple days. (Tradish, LOL!!)

@Shannon_Hogan
@KyleSingler hey Kyle I'm the reporter for @FOXSportsDet id love to come say hello. Where are you sitting??

THE COMERICA PRINCE STRIKES!!!

Fucking Tigers are playing good fucking baseball lately, but do any of you fucking care? SMFH.

I'm fucking watching.

Phksst!!

^did that wrong. There truly is only one Tahoe.

Hate those Orioles unis. It ain't Halloween.

No offense to the peeps of BalTIMore - I love the Ravens - but you guys are going down.

Anyone else's MLBTV not working?

Its still saying "Game will begin shortly."

Doing that for all the games, it looks like.

no clue, I'm watching FSD.

lol @ still living in Michigan.

OKAY TIGERS

2 runs on 4 hits for the Tigs in the top of the 1st. Fister will somehow give up 4 runs on 2 hits here in the bottom.

^lame.

Is Shannon at the game? She's my favorite Whoriole.

thought Thome retired.

Are the FSD girls dykes or what?

NWWT, of course.

My avatar makes everything I say even douchier.

a biggy for Miggy.

Oh god, it's Kenny Albert.

Prince Fielder > Charlie Villanueva.

God, I hate you Max.

Justin White could use a haircut.

1:30 start time. SO lame.

Justin White could use a haircut.

Ravech wears a rug.

He'll take that.

Jeez, Thome really is a nice guy.

I hope we blow these dicks...... out.

It's a shame that Justin White's pulling studio duty again, because Ravech is in town tonight.

Eff you, Torii Cunter.

I could watch PF (my best Tahoe) run the bases all day. Too funny.

Fuck, I'm tired of hearing about/seeing this Trout prick.

Tigers won y'all!

They're coming, White sux!

So you quit twitter again, huh.

smh

been genuinely pissed the past few days. Just need a few days away from the game.

(Yeah, I know I could have just left it up without deactivating.)

lol.

Looking forward to the Tigers game, you guys.

C-Mo: it's a little hot.

And you have a little shoplifting problem, am I right?!

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b84f69e2013486917554970c-450wi

Wow, Justin kinda has a Kirk Cameron thing going on.

Furious now.

H-Mo is more like it.

The curly fries are good, but I want a god damn roast beef sandwich.

MIKE TROUT.

This is sooo boring.

Poor Turder.

I was just lol'ing last night watching that shit.

LOL @ CGAY!!!

HOW'S THAT SIGNING LOOKING NOW, ANGELS? LMAO

#TIGERS

Fister, I see you, dancin' on the stage of memory!

Really should hit up the 90s alt rock thread, you guys. Ha!

sitthefuckdown and pray, Pooholes.

We own this team! We own everyone!

The White Sux shouldn't even bother showing up tomorrow at the Co.

Playing good. Smyly stumbled, but having Boesch and Young hit is huge.

We seem to be the only ones who care. Fake fans around here, SMH.

Woot, Red Sux beat the White Sux on a walk off.

I just said woot.

THIS GAME AND SERIES ARE SO FUCKING HUGE, ALL GAME RELATED POSTS SHOULD BE IN SIZE FUCKING 7.

7
7
7 IS MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE SCARED, GO TO CHURCH!!!!

lolz.

FUCK THE SOX! NO GOOD PUDWHACKS!

CERTAINLY GOING TO FEEL LIKE A ONE GAME PLAYOFF TONIGHT, THAT'S FOR SURE!

EAT 'EM UP, TIGERS, EAT 'EM UP!!

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2162/2407062244_e7db310650.jpg

http://www.bleachernation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-barrett-aj-pierzynski.jpeg

http://secondstringsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/johndanksgross.jpg

Beautiful day for baseball, you guys.

I can't stress enough just how big this game is.

That was scary. Hate Youk. Porcello should beat his ass again.

Peavy is nasty so far tonight, which should make his biggest fan, Glan, happy.

ALSO, STOP WITH THE GOD DAMN FUCKING "BEHIND THE CATCHER" CAMERA VIEW.

Peavy should go back to Alabama. Fucking inbred piece of shit. Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks!!!

Oh dear, Austin Jackson's turning back into Austin Jackson isn't he?

Peavy sucks ass, LOL.

I have a feeling that Rod's cheating on his wife. Just the vibe I get from him.

Q.B. IS A SOLID NICKNAME. THUNDERCLAP AND Q-BALL? NOT SO MUCH. DUDE NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS BUNT GAME THOUGH.

sick and god damn tired of that camera angle!!!!

This will end with Valverde blowing it, MARK MY WORDS!!!

FIRE THE PRICK(S) WITH THE CAMERA(S).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnT1fkhWEo

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

What a win. What a team. [/7]

JV is 11-1 vs the Sux since 09. Ridiculous.

More importantly, the team is undefeated against 'em this year since I made that my sig.

MIKE TROUT.
I mean, who the fuck is this guy?? He's fucking 20!

Pregame shows suck.

HEY, IT'S MIKE TROUT!!!

Eric Byrnes looks terrible.

Harold Reynolds always sounds like he's about to cry.

Fuckin Regional/National bullshit fucks me up every time.

Anyone have a link to this bitch?

I've got 1 word about Mike Trout...

SMALL SAMPLE SIZE!

Fuckin Regional/National bullshit fucks me up every time.

Anyone have a link to this bitch?

Check your PMs.

Nvm, can't get it to work.

Fuck, what a cheap ass run.

Now it all starts to fall apart for Dick.

What was that site you used to post....for preseason football or something? It always worked for me but can't remember it.

We're going to need to score at least one more run than the Sux to win this game.

Jee Money!

C'MON A-JAX!

MVP! MVP! MVP! TIGERS LEAD!

Wouldn't have been possible without Laird, so here's to you G.

*raises MD bottle*

RaYburn = LVP

Dude's going to get Inge'd out of town.

Have fun with the Padres, Ryan. LOL!

brb...gf needs the puter.

Let's not beat around the bush, Karros. We're getting Darwin Barney!

brb...gf needs the puter.

don't forget to close the porn and clear history.

McCarver wins an award for BROADCASTING EXCELLENCE. Holy shit.

It's like awarding BO for presidential excellence.

Lol @ these guys kissing Tim's ass just because they work together on Fox.

NOBODY likes him as a broadcaster.

Brennaman is such a dork. OMG.

BRONNAN!

Yeah, that's not ironic, Karros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtFB21C39YM

don't forget to close the porn and clear history.

Good signs...she likes porn.

BASEBALL!!

I HATE THAT CAMERA. GOD. DAMN.

The darker the Berry....

He reminds me of a young A-Roid for a reason!

Back-to-back HRs. Miggy goes yard!

if Prince drills one out I'm going to go crazy!

Cabby knocks one out again. Number 300!

SPARTANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1010/midnight.madness.classic.photos/images/tom-izzo-300.jpg

lol, we own this fucking team.

Get the girls ready!

Bobby V has ruined the Red Sux. Hilarious.

Going to need a few insurance runs, because valturde is going to fuck this up.

OH, GIRLS!!!!

http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pS0Uzn5RBd8/TcC3-o8LrQI/AAAAAAAAATA/9SLmFgAvRJM/s1600/whitesux.jpg

LOL!

Bromar in the lineup tonight? Let the Insanity begin!!

We're playing the whiskey Indians tonight, not the curry Indians, BTW.

Jhonny Damon: Indian. LOL

Hate Shin Choo Choo train.

They just showed Sanchez. Doesn't look too iffy to me, but I didn't get a good look at him.

Bromar 0-1

WORST TRADE EVER.

"Former Tiger, Jhonny Damon"

A certain Pirates fan on here still won't get over that.

That DP was smooth. Turned by Bromar. EAT SHIT, VINNY!

1-0 Whiskey Indians

We could be up at least 4-0 right now or something. Fucking day off fucked with our mo'.

Hear that? Infante played that perfectly, according to Rod.

Do we have a My Tiger 2012 thread?

Fuck you Zekyl!

Tigers threaten, but do not score.

We're ganna lose.

1-6 against the goddamn Indians. Get it together.

we're going to murder these fucking idiots.

lol, Cleveland.

Can we amnesty Scherzer? Fucking hate this guy!!!!!!!!!!11

5-2 win, I'll take it. JV on the mound tomorrow.

When's Isabel going to start?

My bad, Abigail.

Delmon looks like such a piece of shit with that mustache.

How long is this stupid fucking rain delay?

Here, we, go!

Yes, let's dump the water into the infield and watch guys get hurt. You are a monster, Rod.

fack, cummon JV.

Wow, whatta fucking joke. Let's trade Verlander to the Vinny Marlins!

Let's get our mojo back, fuckin' shitheads.

I hope this is a slaughter. Fuck the Blue Gays and fuck Cleveland!

WE SUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish I could block C-Mo from appearing on my TV. SMH.

Sanchez isn't looking iffy so far. Granted, we're 3 pitches in.

Sanchez IS iffy. This team blows. Fire Dumbrowski! Fire Leyland!

Max will get slafftered at Fengay.

HOLY SHIT, START THIS ALREADY!

haha, Boston SUX.

I wouldn't have let Scherzer even start the inning.

Baseball can be frustrating.

Nice to see you, DE!

Thanks. I'll be back again tonight. That's the good thing about them playing the Red Sux. Hopefully Verlander can carry the team tonight.

And is it me or is fucking Pedroia another one for the Always Fuck-up the Tigers All-Stars along with Robinson Cano and Nelson Cruz?

We're facing Beckett?

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn177/Princess-Rockelette/Funny/jack-nicholson-yes.gif

Eating my spicy Italian, drinking my WATER (I've quit Dew). I'm ready for some baseball!

I hate JOKEoby ELFSbury. I hate this whole team.

And Joan - err, Carl - Crawford. LOL!!

Hey, one Dew couldn't hurt...

So why the hell did we replace Verlander for the guy who just threw two straight first inning walks?! Fucking Leyland!

I hate JOKEoby ELFSbury. I hate this whole team.

They have so many annoying players.

So why the hell did we replace Verlander for the guy who keeps putting the leadoff hitter on?! Fucking Leyland!

Looked like a K to me. This ump is a tight ass.

Booing the injured pitcher...stay classy Boston!

sl;dgkslh

GOD.

We fucking blow.

It's hard to look forward to these games, but I might go to the game on Sunday. I guess I hate my birthday that much.

Damn, Leyland's fat.

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2100/1691854275_fb1a2e013d_z.jpg?zz=1

HAHAHA! HOW DID WE LOSE TWO GAMES AGAINST THESE CHUMPS?!

HAHAHAA!!

ANDREW MILLER, AHHAHAHA!!!!

Prince is the man. So likable. I'd hang and go get a bite to eat with him, NH.

If we don't win at least 4 outta 3 against these losers I'm going to stop watching.

They'll put Dana Wakiji, whoever that is, but no HOGG?

Wait, wat? DIRKS IS BACK?

anibal sanchez will win POG for Cleveland. #iffy

LOL @ Carrera

He shied away from the ball! What a nancy!


Fucking woman.

Honoring Carlos Guillen tomorrow?


LOL

InPrinceable!

Sanchez NOT looking like Iffy Pop so far tonight.

Tigers 9, Indians 1 right now.

http://oi42.tinypic.com/212xyyf.jpg

Sanchez NOT looking like Iffy Pop so far tonight.
See, what's great about this is you've got Iggy Pop. And then you've got Jiffy Pop. And you...you....you've managed to combine them!

11 runs now on the board.

http://www.dreamstime.com/medical-docto-thumb7736401.jpg

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/anderson_101_32640.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/USS_John_C._Stennis_baker.jpg/200px-USS_John_C._Stennis_baker.jpg