The bun man took me a sec. nice work.

Angels up 5-4 on the Sux right now. Mid 3rd or whatever.

What a fucker. Tip of the cap when there are men on the corners with no outs!

I would go on kiss cam with you, @Shannon_Hogan!!

Wait, this isn't Twitter. Shit.

I'm sure she's a member.

LESBO TIGERS!!

It's an RBI triple for Brennan Boesch, and the Tigers lead 1-0!

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RAIN DELAY!

Game on.

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You know Guillen probably tweaked something walking up to the broadcaster's booth.

Trout, what a catch!

PHENOM!

The olympics take gold in the Things I Don't Give a Fuck About event.

I'm about as asexual as it gets now, but fuck it, I'd bang Shannon.... if I was into that kind of thing, of course.

Justin White is actually at the game.

Try calling Sam from the ballpark, ya fuckin' goof.

"Cuntry" Joe West is a cunt!

cumpletely blew it. Losers.

ahhahahaha, the Indians HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHOULDA WON IN THE 9TH, BUT HOLY FUCK! YES!

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I LOVE THIS TEAM!

http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Reminds me of the '68 Tigers... come back kids.. that's a spicy meatballs :^)

wat

WANKEES

When are they going to put HOGG on TV?!

#intangibles

Justin's pissed tonight.

Verlander, not White.

yeah, Prince is the man.

Did you see Jeets's intangibles on that play? Holy crap.

I'll stop now.

Smfh. All because JV can't CATCH A BALL!

This is what NY gets for letting Lin walk. GOD IS GREAT.

Amazing performance from JV tonight, but will that error TARNISH HIS LEGACY?!

ICHIROWNED!!

Porcello might be killed tonight, but as long as we have Prince and Cabrera we have a chance!!!

SHANNON ALWAYS BRIGHTENS MY DAY

Leyland: "I'm kind of an energetic guy"

Impemba just called us the "bengals" in that pregame montage.

Arrests forthcoming.

A-Rod: STILL HURT

LOL

Miguel Cabrera is the best in the world.

JOSE BETTER NOT BLOW THIS TO FUCKING ICHIRO!!!

FACEPALM.

God, I hope holding Ichiro up costs the Wanks.

HAHAHA, EAT SHIT WANKEES!!!

Royals up 5-2 on the Sux!

I LOVE THIS TEAM!

Grande reminds me of Todd Jones... now we know why they call it the Rolaids reliever award.

I can't see Valverde back next year... Bruce Rondon?

Looking forward to fucking up Chubathia tonight, you guys.

except I heard we were playing Laird, Santiago, and Jeff Baker tonight, LOL!

We have Prince and Cabrera. WE HAVE A CHANCE!

Sigh.

BAKER

^ the doc is so alpha

Still fighting.

WIN OR LOSE, I AM PROUD OF MY DETROIT TIGERS.

Do you feel it?

I'M FEELING IT, BRO.

GOOSEBUMPS.

Can we pinch hit Cabrera or Fielder for Ramon in this situation?

I'M FEELING IT, BRO.

GOOSEBUMPS.

I CAN FEEL IT, COMIN' BACK AGAIN


Let's hit up the 90s alternative rock thread, you guys!

Man, Phil Joke really ruined the mood.

looks like we're going to cum up short.

It's k guys, White Sux lost again. LOL!!

Benoit loves blowing.

Wow, fuck this piece of shit.

<throws on aviators, snarls> I'm outta here. <now heads for the BMW, a flock of cardio bunnies giving pursuit>

oh shit oh shit oh shit

lol, team's going to blow it. Thanks, Benwah.

Tigers threaten but do not score.

THANKS, BENWAH.

@fakeleyland got on FSD, lol.

I hope C-Mo talks about the time he #blocked me.

"Bitch Boreland" still cracks me up.

Let's see how we fuck this one up.

Here's what I had been thinking for a few weeks during the trade deadline and the waiver wire stuff: I would say that I agree with Drew Sharp that 2nd base was important, but pitching even more so. Couldn't or shouldn't the Tigers have taken a stab at Greinke or Lee? I mean that's a great starting rotation and maybe we could have used Porcello for long-relief or something if we get to the playoffs. Is that ridiculous (honest question, where are you Vinny)? I just don't understand rolling the dice on an iffy 5th guy to get us into the playoffs.

hell

Not ridiculous at all. I assumed we were pretty much all in after blowing all that money on Fielder, spend whatever it takes to win. We wasted Turner on a terrible trade and now I'm going to be PISSED if we have to trade Castellanos next year to get over the hump. Sanchez clearly has some problems. What a fucking waste.

LONG LIVE LION!

Probably going to go on a 6-7 game winning streak and then start to suck again.

Prince fuckin' Fielder, people!!

Dirks, AJ and Berry would be better than Dirks, AJ and Boesch.

Frustrating fucking team right now. Once Boesch and Young stopped hitting, it all falls on the shoulders of PF and MC...once again. Fuckin non-hittin mother fuckers. Avilla too.

Trade Boesch.

Royals up on the Sux too. Smh.

^ Glad to see Royals hurtin someone else besides my Tigs.

AJ on. Rally time.

I might jinx this AB but I like Infante. Might turn out to be the best part of the trade.

He looked safe from Sacramento.

OUCH!

deja vu. Prince is so money.

^ fuckin' jinx

We need Glan, Ray and Vin. Let's get the band back together for tonight.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?

Jhonny is gonna fuck this up. You know he will.

Vin will be a callin...


WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?

I tried Glanzie's reverse whatchamacallit.



Jhonny is gonna fuck this up. You know he will.

Calvin is a monster, bro. Our Lions could be something special if we just cut out the penalties.

Orioles will probably score like 4 times here.

Dotel's socks might as well be rainbow colored, iykwim.

Dotel is so money right now.

Let's win this bitch.

Doesn't look like we're going to win this bitch. Smh.

C'mon Boesch. DO SOMETHING!

He totally stepped up when Benoit sucked.


Dotel is so money right now.

Let's win this bitch.

:' (

Boesch...you suck.

Go KC!

ZBeau...you suck.

Outta here!

cyalater

pathetic.

5 runs wasn't enough for you, was it Douglass?

5 runs wasn't enough for you, was it Douglass?

This

Never going to win a World Series, never going to be able to take our boat out. Sick of this.

Never going to win a World Series, never going to be able to take our boat out. Sick of this.

POTD.

who do you bros think get called up 9/1?

I want to see Constellation or whatever his name is.

^ 3rd baseman.

Does it matter? We suck, LOL. We should just tank for the rest of the season and get some extra balls.

MLB works like the NBA, right?

We suck. We're gonna lose.

^GDRPS

Yep.

"Beautiful Tuesday night" - Trevor T

No such thing, Trevor T.

We suck. We're gonna lose.

^GDRPS

It worked. That fag might be on to something.

Believe in the Sanchize.

HA!!!

Nice win today. Just finished up watching a lil bit ago.

WTF was that, Bromar?

So embarrassing.

What is this garbage?

I'm tapping. Goodnight.

Couple of nice wins Sat and Sun. It seems like when ANYONE other than 3 and 4 hit, we win.

We need Peraltal, Young, Boesch to hit, but Infante ahead of 3 and 4 might be able to help those dipshits at 5, 6 and 7 out.

Still not a fan of 8 PM starts. I WANT EVERY DAMN EVENING GAME TO START AT 7, NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE.

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Damn, JV really doesn't have it tonight.

Fucking Royals are pesky n' shit.

How is this happening?? Why is this happening?? ;(

Brutal.

CLEMENS > JV.

JV needs JC to save him.

Get him out!!

Unbelievable...Reminds me of Fister's last start where they gave him 5 and it wasn't enuf.

JV needs JC to save him.

Get him out!!

Sorry for bringing him up, libs...

Unbelievable...Reminds me of Fister's last start where they gave him 5 and it wasn't enuf.


White Sux going to lost to the Orioles at least.

You banging anybody tonight?

Prince is the man. This is going to be a long ass game.

damn, nice play. that probably gets through 7 or 8 times outta 10.

Delmon!!

Review! Review! Review!

Foul ball. :-(

@Stareagle
Now on that angle, it looks definitely foul.


AND he got a RT. SMH!

Damn, that looked good for a sec. Oh well, get 'em tomorrow!

Probably a homer in Yankee Stadium.

Fuck'n Fuck. I'm fuck'n tired of being in 2nd place all god damn year. Its time to make a fuckin run.

God damn, I hate these teams.

^ no offense, godless libs.

Garbage team.

C'mon motha fuckas

THATS WHAT I'M TAWKIN BOUT!

lovin it t hoe!

I want my Tigers to win the division and everything like that, but want the Yankees to lose their lead. They'll still make the playoffs but there is this yankee fan at the gym and he's suck a fuckin tool. I really want them to lose.

2 game lead ain't shit by the way.

I'm surprised tonight's game is at 7 and not 4 or something.

We own LOSERiano.

Sucks we can't play the Sux all season long

Go Tigers.

I've given Scherzer shit, but man, dude is pitchin' like a mothafucka!

^ I thought we'd be saying that about Fister. Hopefully Porcello can be the 3rd pitcher if we make the playoffs. JV, Sherzer, Porcello. I don't think Fister is going to make much of an impact in the post season.

How about Jacob Turner?

If we only need a 3 man rotation for the playoffs, Turner can be long relief...???

1-0 Sux

f'n De Aza

Is Justin Verlander DONE?

Is that Schilling calling the game? Fuck.

This is a good game, you guys.

DELMAN, THREE RUN SHOT OFF CHRIS FAIL!

AJ Pierfuckinfuckyouzinski!

AJ Pierfuckinseturassdownmotherfuckerzinski

AJ Pierfuckinchurpinpunkassmotherfuckerzinski

Aj Pierfuckinshutthefuckupmotherfuckerzinski

AJ PierfuckinISUCKTNITEzinski

AJ PierfuckinImadouchehosezinski

AJ PierfuckinDetroitisbetterthanChicagozinski

AJ Polishfuckzynski

AJ Odumbazynski

AJ PierfuckinILIKEKIELBASAinmorewaysthanoneZinski

^ I'm LOLzynski over here.

Bungles/Ravens MNF, so stoked.

Are you ready for some football? Ha!

Aj PierfuckinwatchurmouthmothafuckaorDetroit'llgomide vilonurassZinski

JV took Chris Fail to skoo.

Fuckin KC ROYALS??? R U fuckin kiddin me? Its a good thing I'm not a knee jerk reaction type fan or I'd be pissed about that fuckin sweep.

Bungles/Ravens MNF, so stoked.

Are you ready for some football? Ha!

CAN'T WAIT!

Wish it was tnite!

How many wins for the Lions, T?


And can you please start the OGT? I want to break the game down a lil bit.

When you have a QB that goes on the IR cuz of a hang nail, its hard to predict. But I think we will go to the playoffs...somehow.

When you have a QB that goes on the IR cuz of a hang nail, its hard to predict. But I think we will go to the playoffs...somehow.

It'll take some gutsiness with a side of moxy...ness.

Go sit down next to Pierzynski, De Assa.

VERLANDER! This guy is a competitor.

We prolly play these tards one more time. Hoping for some shit.

4 more times and it'll be another sweep.

The Sux are truly pathetic!

Does Brett Myers have a neck tat?

sombitch!

C'mon Jose you putz.,

Looked scary for a sec there, until I remembered that we have AJax in center.

GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASCAR on ESPN? what's going on there Tahoe?

More like Darren Downsyndrome, am I right?

/going to Hell

Put some cream* on my face, you guys. So tight, you guys.


*NH

Terrible swing, Jhonny.

Whatever, Cleveland still blows.

FUCK YOU ZEK.

Sux back in 1st, unless the MoTowns can make a comeback. Sigh.

SHIT SHIT SHIT....wanted to win this first one.

Why do we keep struggling against these losers

These fuckin fucks.

Big W tonight...SALVAGED ONE! Ha! Old Zekyl must be so steamed?

I LOVE THIS TEAM

10:00 start, SMH.

we can't beat anybody except the White Sux. it's fucking pathetic.

This team sucks and doesn't deserve to go to the Superbowl.

Can't have nice things.

Never gonna get my boat out. Sick of this.

I'm not watching this fuckin team till they tie it up.

Figures we'd be down 3-0. God, I hate this team sometimes.

Let's see if these fags (no homophobia) can get this done.

Jeebus, Delmon. Take a pitch!

Thank jeebus we play the Sux next.

Hey Hey
Ho Ho
JL has got to go!

Lesbo, Jhonny.

Dammit. Whatever. Football's on anyway.

Tigers leading the Sux.

HAYT HAYT HAYT Hawk Harrelson.

Yeah, biggest douche of an announcer there is.

We're going to blow this, you guys. Really bad feeling in my stomach.

It could just be because I need to grunt out a BM.

Preemie BM.

Gotta win the next 3 in order to tie, you guys. Don't like our chances.

Tigers up 3-2, you guys!

I said I wasn't going to watch these dipshits until they pulled ahead but turned it on a lil bit and saw Cabby's homer.

This team fucks EVERYTHING up. Can't stand them.

Marlene HO, LOL!!!

That blew. America deserves better...

^ Prolly done more for America than any of you liberal fucksticks! j/k

I was born here. I've done enough!

Getting unemployment checks living in your mom's basement, is not American!

MY ROOM IS UPSTAIRS

AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE PIZZA BOYS WORK VERY HARD TO SERVE THIS GREAT NATION.

Tigers gonna blow this.

Watching baseball IS American.

Doug Fister is American. Damn, bro!

Tigers gonna blow this.

And I don't care anymore.

^ UnAmerican!

Bump the America Appreciation Thread. Too lazy.

Laziness = American.

Not charging the mound after being hit by a ChiSox pitcher...UnAmerican!

OT: you should go to the game on Sunday and rep the Lions. How far are you from Candledick?

Why do they even bother showing Cleveland, Minny and KC in the division standings graphic? Those teams have been DONE forever.

OT: you should go to the game on Sunday and rep the Lions. How far are you from Candledick?

hour. I think I'm hunting up in Tahoe area over the weekend.

Fucksticks are lucky I'm not going down there or it'd be on. Wine and Cheese Obama mo fos.

Nice job, pricks!

Game time, you guys.

Ajax aboard with a leadoff single to right. <--- My HOGG impression, you guys!

Youkilis can eat me.

Runners on 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Tigers will threaten, but will they score?

THE TIGERS THREATENED AND THEY SCORED. A FIRST!!

Scherzer has been the best starter as of late. This is mind blowing.

My roommates and I have been having fun pretending Andy Dirks and Delmon Young are retarded.

With Delman you don't need to pretend.

Prince destroyed that shit.

dude's kind of a douche when he flips the bat like that, but it's the White Sux and he's awesome, so fuck it.

Fake Sux fans leaving!! LOL!!!

Damn, only Knockout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy!!!

Shouldn't even be this close. Stupid.

GO TIGERS

why delay