Addams Family, Munsters or neither?

Munsters by just a bit. Don't really care for either, tho.

Did you forget to unlock the original Ask Glan thread, or do you just hate fielding fans' questions?

It's true dude , he did not say that.

Did you forget to unlock the original Ask Glan thread, or do you just hate fielding fans' questions?

Forgot. I gots mad love for my fans.

Glandrew Dice Clay.

All of the little Glandulars out there eating at BW3, drinking Oberons and playing bingo on their iPads.

Glandrew Dice Clay.

FTW!!!!!!

OK, I know the W and T in WTFDetroit stand for wrestling and twitter respectively, but what's the F?

fags

Yeah, that was an easy one.

WE ARE THE WRESTLING TWITTER FAGS OF DETROIT

Is Dwight Howard now the King of the (NBA) Douche Mountain?

Pretty darn douchey.

Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

One of these answers will get you killed.

I don't even know what that means.

My wipe originates at the taint, if that helps.

Also standing.

LIKE A REAL MAN.

Ah. I don't stand, but you answered correctly so I don't have to kill you

Do you ever feel that the "Poor Sparty" thread was the final nail in the coffin for the NCAA forum?

Never really gave that much thought, but if you're going to go out, that might have been the best way.

Got any Netflix suggestions for tonight, brew? What are some good movies you've seen lately?

Funny you should ask, we just signed up for Netflix today. Interested in checking it out when I get home.

The wife hooked it up through the Wii, and apparently I'll be able to use it on my iPad, too.

More ways to not work!

Sorry, didn't really answer your question.

I don't watch movies.

I don't either, really.

Just erry now and then.

Unless you count porn, of course.

Why do chix like guys with tattoos so much?

I'm not a tat hater or anything, so don't take it that way bro.

They love the bad boys.

Like HOGG.

Come to think of it, it could just be a Downriver chick thing.

They love the bad boys.

Like HOGG.

What makes you think HOGG likes bad boys? I've always thought of him as the type to date sensitive men.

Cousins are over. How do I get them to go away?

Farting and stinkpalm.

Who had the last quadruple double in NBA history? I want to say Hakeem. Am I wrong?

(I realize I could just look this up, LOL!)

Need a new Twitter background, duder. Suggestions?

HOGG?

Something biblical. Or maybe a pic of a spicy I-talian.

I wouldn't count on anybody seeing it anyways, most peeps are using phones or 3rd party apps like tweetdeck these days and never make it to your "homepage".

IMO.

Duly noted.

What do you think about people who make social networking profiles for their pets?

Have never seen that, but I bet you can guess what I think.

MPG or Brecklin: who would you rather hang with?

Can I choose Dustin Diamond, instead?

@dustindiamond

I'll follow and keep you updated.

What can I do for this itchy index finger?

Any excuse to use Gold Bond...

Top 5 all-time favorite Steelers?



1-5 = Polamalu?

5. Jerome
4. Franco
3. Lynn
2. Terry
1. Bill

Have you never had a sense of humor or just lost it?

I laugh more than anybody I know.

http://memegenerator.net/Laughing-Bush

See? LOL!!

Have you ever wanted to see the name of the site change from WTFDetroit to SMHDetroit?

Good idea.

This is why I need the "keys to the car," like my pal DE said.

What's with the lack of tweets lately? Are you lacking consistent tweeting time?

Kinda.

Will Andre Drummond be ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME? No joke, I'd like to hear your opinion.

Probably not.

Did you like the Stillers uni's today?

Didn't much care, Dad type.

How do you see "YOUR" Flyers faring this season?

Are you stoked for the Anchorman sequel?

The Flyers will play hard and I might buy a car flag.

Didn't really care for Anchorman, tbh, I'd rather watch The Master.

Cool, I'm with you on Anchorman. Hate it. Chuckled maybe once.

Just all so forced. No idea how it's so popular.

Song remakes....you know what I'm talkin about? New bands that produce old songs? Which is your favorite? Cuz I can honestly say I don't have a favorite. At least I can't think of one right now. I think there is a question here. But I'm kind of fucked up so not really sure. Or something.

There's Hendrix's Watchtower and then every other cover a notch below it.

Oh, you asked Glan.

I made a disc of Elvis covering other people's songs once.

Still waiting for that Danzig covers album, btw.

I'll have to look up which songs Elvis did of other artists. I should be able to name a couple off the top and I can't. So hungover, but its wearing off. HOTD.

Gla - IMHFO we should have more pages in the NBA forum...maybe like 5 or some shit like that. 2 pages aint enuf before they get archived.

Is it sad that I still roll with an iPod classic and don't mind?

Naw, I've never even owned one.

You like our Warriors' chances against the Spurs, you guy?

Prob not, Curry will get hurt again and other happenings in the Spurs favor.

#RIGGED

Glanzie - Whats your fav NBA playoff series so far?

GSW-Den

^ absolutely. Thought it was just me.

Five songs from your "My Favorite Songs" station on Slacker, bro?

There's 300+ on there.

Pick 5 based on what?

Uh, not sure.

Pick any five, I guess.

G,

Think we're ever going to get that Music sub-forum DrRay has always wanted?

Remind me tomorrow, about to go OFF THE GRID for the night.

Who'd you rather have: Greg Monroe or Marc Gasol?

Tough one. Gasol, I suppose. Better D.

Would have to look at their ages, too. Which I didn't.

Glanzie - Are the Spurs done?

Yes but not until next round.

A team like GSW doesn't get to blow a game like that and still win a series.

It's a ... process.

#fml

Should Scaredick Rose be playing? At least give it a try? Limited minutes? D. All of the above?

Up to him, I guess.

I know no one would go there/here with a franchise player, but if he's cleared to play, isn't that kind of a contractual issue? I mean, he's cleared to friggin play.

Also, I think my 'not wanting the Heat to win it this year' has something to do with me wanting Rose to play. So theres that. Maybe I'm being over critical. But if this was a regular guy and he was injured and subsequently cleared to play and didn't, I'm thinkin the club would be ON HIS ASS!

Ever watch a single episode of The Office?

Your opinion on Jason Whitlock?

Ever watch a single episode of The Office?

No, but my wife's had in on a few times and I've seen 2 mins at a time now and then.

Your opinion on Jason Whitlock?

I generally like shit-stirrers, but he's sort of meh.

Entertained less by DB now that his identity has been revealed?

Entertained less by DB now that his identity has been revealed?

Unfortunately, yes. From the moment I saw who it was, it lost something. Still brilliant and hilarious, though.

especially since the guy is from my hometown and once corresponded with me on twitter.

#starstruck

Unfortunately, yes. From the moment I saw who it was, it lost something. Still brilliant and hilarious, though.

Not I. Still hilarious. Guess the dude isn't from my hometown though.

Real dude isn't really that funny. No idea how DB is gold.

I think it was the original picture of Karl Welzein that still makes me lol.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9Fj32SbVx85Fnktp0yxzPbmyLho9Fq szrF44MwELeq5NQPBNagw

How's GR? Thinking about maybe moving there.

I've been over here since 2001 and it's come a long way since then. It's a great place to live if you can avoid the natives. Very biblical/closed-minded/parochial. The people that have moved to this area from other places are great.

We came here for a slower-paced lifestyle, especially traffic, and it's been really nice.

Cool, thanks.

CURRENTLY VIEWING: http://www.experiencegr.com/

A good place to start if you want to be sold on coming here, they run a nice site.

They played a big part in GR winning the "Beer City USA" thing again this year. Good marketers.

Have you ever watched an Owen Wilson movie and actually enjoyed it?

Of course not.

Does the "D" in "D-Wade" now stand for DONE?

No, still "douchebag".

ha!

But is he DONE?

Nah, if Jerry Stackhouse can still play, so can he

Brobain, MURDER OR SUICIDE??

Suicide. Damn shame, too.

It seems like the older I get the less I start to care about sports. Kinda concerning?

But... you got your red on :(

Whaddya bumping these days, bro? Still Big Star?

It seems like the older I get the less I start to care about sports. Kinda concerning?

Trolling can help.

Whaddya bumping these days, bro? Still Big Star?

Today was mostly Big Star, The Jam, The Cult, Teenage Fanclub and a little Maiden.

Brobain, MURDER OR SUICIDE??

Been reading about this a lot lately. Still makes me smh.

Listen to Choice of Weapon yet?

Too busy today.

#smh

Is my posting out of control lately? Should I be posting less?

Should go out for a run. Gotta stop these racing thoughts.

Just chillax, bro, it's a beautiful Friday night.

You ever make a really awesome troll tweet and then delete it because you felt bad? Just happened to me.

No turning back

Who would you punch first?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIBzrD3atEzj-p-Br4ViMyHlCxSTjy5HkpbLXCHOuaLca9Pkmwsg

Do I assume that I don't have three fists?

Do I assume that I don't have three fists?

Ha!

CGG,

are there posting tiers? If so, to what tier does DrRay11 belong?

One tier containing 7 posters.

Soon to be 6 if you can find that post in the Spurs thread.

Only Cool Guy Glan could manage to even run himself off.

Do you mind the pain?

I don't, actually.

Remember in junior high when we had to do some report or whatever on a person we idolize, and I (randomly) chose Ronald Reagan?

Do you remember when I turned the paper in and our teacher--who was obviously a lib--accused me of plagiarism, even though it wasn't true? Ha!

[/ChrisFarleyShow]

Making a BADASS mix CD for the trip to the pool tomorrow (if the weather's all good). Any 'gestions?

Maybe "Effigy (I'm Not An)"? Ha.

Pull up BLASTING that sucker. Chicks will dig it.

I'm convinced that you're related to Karl.

As long as you aren't convinced I'm an effigy, we're all good.

Scale of 1-10, how excited are you for football season, you guy?

Using the same scale, how excited are you for the NBA DRAFT?

When's the last time you had a spicy?

Scale of 1-10, how excited are you for football season, you guy?

Meh, 6 maybe.

Kinda down on sports lately.

Using the same scale, how excited are you for the NBA DRAFT?

Prolly 7, just hoping somebody good falls in Joe's lap again.

When's the last time you had a spicy?

I dunno, 3 weeks maybe, but months before that.

Would you be ok with drafting Burke?

Sure

They don't call him the best color man in the business for nothing folks.

Funny

Pretty sure Glan is white, Vinny!

Sure

Ha! Way to derail the thread Z! let's get back on topic:

CGG, are you white?

Very

Do you make brown?

Lots

At what age did you decide you were a godless heathen?

You've gotta marry one and fuck the other... Ann Coulter/Michele Bachmann.

Why do you hate me?

lol'd.

What do you think of the Deadspin commenting system? Lame as fuck, right?

Hard to understand.

S'up?

t-ball practice

#smh

I hate cough syrup, don't you?

Totally.

All liquid meds, actsh.

I had tonsils out a few years ago and the smell/taste of the liquid Vicodin still haunts me

Wait, they make liquid vicodin???

Yeah, and I had the shakes for 2-3 days after stopping it

As a long time #Pistons fan I was NEVER sold on Tom Gore$. He's proving to be a $limy, lou$y, and $leazy owner. Worst owner in NBA history.

Troll?

Want so badly to tweet "Tom Gores doesn't owe you SHIT" at him.

Who's that from Kj again?

yes

What was the right price for Caldergone?

MLE, IMO, IYKWIM.

Am I the only one who'd like to see Smith/Monroe/Drummond play together first before dealing Monroe, Cool Guy?

Depends on who comes back for Monroe, I guess, Beauld.

Had a dream the Tigs got rained out. What's the forecast for Zekyl town?

Mostly I'm not your bitch.

A simple 'NO' would have sufficed.

Hey CG, think you can check out my latest tweet and tell me what you think when you get the time?

He's nacho bitch

No link, no look

Sabbath or Zeppelin?

so tough

Zeppelin, I guess

:(

What?

You put me in an impossible position there, bro.

Didn't you start a thread for favorite lyrics a few years back, or am I imagining shit?

We had/have a lyrics thread, yes.

When was the last time you had a bad dream?

Saw a kid in a Danzig shirt today, smiled and thought to myself, "Cool Guy Glan would be proud." Kinda creepy?

I didn't really think that. Just wanted to let you know that I saw a kid in a Danzig shirt today.

Is white text still cool?!?!?

Yes and superyes

Saw a kid in a Danzig shirt today, smiled and thought to myself, "Cool Guy Glan would be proud." Kinda creepy?


You sit back first?

who are you and why is my misspelled name in your mouth, spewing fallacies

Come on now. What the fuck else would CGG do about it???

Did Elvis sing Eglasias' song - To all the girls I've loved before?

Nah, check me if I'm wrong, but that was an 80's tune.

Duet with the red headed stranger, iirc.

Nah, check me if I'm wrong, but that was an 80's tune.

lol @ me. I'm so fuckin old.

Tell me, do you think it'd be all right If I could just crash here tonight?

lolled and then hated you

Do you like Elvis's gospel stuff? Been listening to it a lot lately myself, really dig it.

How Great Thou Art is fantastic.

For some reason the live versions of the gospel stuff work better for me.

#athiest #athiesm #nogod

What's the difference between being a troll and just being an internet heel? Is there one?

Pretty much the same, I think.

How Great Thou Art is fantastic.

For some reason the live versions of the gospel stuff work better for me.

#athiest #athiesm #nogod

I agree.

Art

Ha!

Fart

How Great Thou Art is fantastic.

For some reason the live versions of the gospel stuff work better for me.

#athiest #athiesm #nogod

Been bumping Reach Out to Jesus a lot lately. Man, so good. Really lifts my spirits.

Some chick who I went to school with and probably didn't even say one word to me sent me a friend request on Farcebook. What does it mean, Cool Guy?

I remember her being a pretty cute chick. She did some modeling or something.

I only use FB for work, so I don't know how the kids are using it to get the secks. Sorry.

Glan, what do I need to do to redeem myself in the eyes of the WTFers for my absence?

Send $100 to Glan, Inc.

Check or money order?

From you? Money order, for sure.

BRING BACK ALL THE GOOD POSTERS

How big's your pool, bro?

Big enough for his boat.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS04w7aFp-y3p-_DPUqH1Y89ib_n0CGDoQucpgXtruVeWywvwI

http://www.swimmingpool-discounters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/INTEX-EASY-SET-POOL.jpg

We buy a new one of these every two years. It's the best way to enjoy a pool without devaluing your home, IMO.

^

Actual photo from my backyard.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLnTtKuoDtW1_cKdd566LiFpcfi4wMs kAtyJxncSq01nWNBOXBvQ

Best Cult album by far. Agree/disagree?

Oh yes, but I love everything pretty much all the way back to Southern Death Cult.

Top 10 favorite bands, bro?

'zig, 'fits, Sisters of Mercy, Bad Religion and Social D are your top 5 right?

Too hard

Those plus Zeppelin, Sabbath, Concrete Blonde, The Cult, Midnight Oil, Goober & The Peas, Teenage Fanclub are all top tier. Probably a handful more.

How often do you say "you guys" in "real life"?

More and more.

Lots of "real" in place of "really" lately, too.

My back hurts real bad today.

Real tired at the 'ment.

My back hurts real bad today.

VICODIN! Don't do it.

What you think about that stackmack chick on Twitter?

Dirty things.

Although the 80's feathered hair has to go.

Glan, how would you rank the following body parts as most acceptable for a man to shave to least acceptable for a man to shave:

- Beard
- Head
- Back
- Arms
- Chest/Stomach
- Legs
- Balls
- Asshole
- Armpits

Hmm, let me see, I'll go with this:

- Beard
- Head
- Back
- Arms
- Chest/Stomach
- Legs
- Balls
- Asshole
- Armpits

It's less manly to shave your balls than your legs? Shit I got some thinking to do...

What, no nose?

Seriously, balls before legs, you guys.

You didn't SWIDT?

Ahhhh

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s80/gaoxingdcf/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-clea.png

You didn't SWIDT?

I have no idea WYDT.

I have no idea WYDT.
Me neither. You just talking 'bout cutting and pasting???!!

All I know is, my balls need some shaving from time to time.

Hey Glan, where do I find a list of the inside jokes going on in here? My sabatical has caused some confusion when reading some posts...

For example - You guys? I'd search for it, but someone blew up the search function.

Hey Glan, where do I find a list of the inside jokes going on in here? My sabatical has caused some confusion when reading some posts...

For example - You guys? I'd search for it, but someone blew up the search function.
I'll take this one Glan so you have more time to work on that search function....

Should find everything you need here Mo:

www.wtfdetroit.com/insidejokes (https://twitter.com/dadboner)

Again, not really sure what Dad Boner is, but I'm excited to take a look at it once I get out of work.

You ever keep a journal?

Again, not really sure what Dad Boner is, but I'm excited to take a look at it once I get out of work.
And he was never heard from again...

You ever keep a journal?

lol, no

Unless you count message boards, LOL!

Yeah, I guess those could count.

So what do you usually do when you're stressed/pissed/frustrated/hating peeps? Take your boat out?