Just keep it all inside.

That works for you? I've done that for so long, and it's done nothing but cause more problems.

Rank 'em.

Bleach, Nevermind, Incesticide, In Utero, Unplugged

Hmm. I'll go with...

Bleach, Nevermind, Incesticide, In Utero, Unplugged

That is actually a reasonably accurate ranking.

Duh, of course it is.

GLANNY,

CAN I GO OUT AND KILL TONIGHT?

You're now on a watchlist, but I'm sure you were already.

How many leagues u in this year?

Just this one.

Most of my IRL friends (lol) don't play anymore.

And he was never heard from again...

Just got done checking out dad boner. I'm sweaty and dehydrated.

Just got done checking out dad boner. I'm sweaty and dehydrated.
Try some Gator-pagne perhaps?

Going to do some Lions Trolling if you have the time today?

Have never really found that as enjoyable as other trolling. It's sort of like trolling Cubs fans, it's hard to hurt them because deep down they really don't have conviction or realistic hope.

Have you ever been able to at least enjoy Berman ironically?

AC/DC: your thoughts?

Not a fan.


#realtalk

Remember that Erik Kuselias chick from Twitter? looool

Yeah, weird.

How's the Big Rapids?

Second question...are there any rapids in Grand Rapids?

Never been to Big Rapids.

http://www.mlive.com/business/west-michigan/index.ssf/2013/05/grand_rapids_whitewater_group.html#incart_river_de fault

When I said Big Rapids, I meant Grand Rapids.

Very fuckin cool...the link. I did not know that.

Here in Roseville there is dry creek that is ugly as fuck, imo and they are going to spend a ton of money to do a river walk or some shit like that. Who knows what these dipshitz out here would spend if they had that river.

Why can't I live a life for me?
Why should I take the abuse that's served?
Why can't they see they're just like me?

Its the same in the whole wide world, bro.

Ahem.

Glanzie...throws yellow flag on the Hoe.

My bad.

When was the last time you ate at Quiznos?

How about never?

Such a cool guy.

Not cool, more of a creature of habit.

^ Dad guy?

Do you close your eyes, do you close your eyes, do you close your eyes when you're making looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooove?

Tahoe can take that one.

^ lol

Is BJ gonna play team ball?
Monroe a paint clogger or compliment for new stud?
J Smith still gonna chuck or control his shot selection?
Stuckey in or out of the starting lineup?
The three headed monster front line gonna mash it?
Is KCP gonna rain treys?
Is Jennings gonna get abused by the bigger PGs in the division?

No.
Both.
Yes.
I think so.
Prolly not.
Yep.
Doesn't really matter.

Best year in WTFDetroit history?

Wow, Sophie's Choice.

Gotta be 2006, right?

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

How touching.

Sending to bukdow.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a
fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about….if you get it back you have
found your true friends!

Think a "Cut a wrestling style promo on another poster" Terrordome thread would go over well?

Fuck it, I'm going for it anyway.

Ever been guilty of calling Meijer "Meijers" and Kroger "Krogers"?

No, I'm educated.

#bukdow

Should "Suffice it to say" be used more or less?

Used never.

Ha! Correct answer.

I've actually never seen/heard that used outside the innernetz.

^ prolly because I'm from Downriver and we still call soda "pop."

HAVE YOU TAKEN THE TWITTER SURVEY YET?

No, don't know what that is.

^ prolly because I'm from Downriver and we still call soda "pop."
Also probably because it's 'Suffices to say.'

Idiot.

http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2010/07/suffice-it-to-say.html

Wrong. So so wrong.

What are you gonna do - tell on me? You know you can't, buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick, are you?

Nice.

Where are you going for Thanksgiving? Wife's parents? Staying home?

HOME. ALWAYS.

SORRY IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO BREAK IN AND ROB ME.

Wifes moms coming over?

You're creepy.

SORRY IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO BREAK IN AND ROB ME.

#PROUDGUNOWNER

How badly did/do Counting Crows suck in your opinion?

Do you have any friends who are tea partiers?

317
The worst. Much hatred.

318
Co-workers. lol.

You're creepy.

Asking if your wife's family is coming over for Turkey Day is creepy?

'member when Wizards fans on Twitter were talking shit to you bout how good the Wiz were going to be?

Martell Webster is the key

What the fuck is up, my brotha?

WHAT'S YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?

No idea and I resent you asking.

Dear Santa, I don't want much 4 Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy.
Friends are the fruit cake of life - some nutty, some soaked and some sweet, but mix them together and they're my friends. Send this to all your fruit cakes.

What'd you get your fam for Christmas?

Creepy.

Creepy.
Seriously, can you say 'stalker'??

Thank you to all my pretend internet simple friends!

In March 2013, Billy Duffy told Argentina's Noticias Rock that The Cult have begun work on a new album for a 2014 release.

Do you have any interest?

Sure, I'm game.

IS THIS LOVE THAT I'M FEELING? IS THIS THE LOVE THAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR? IS THIS LOVE OR AM i DREAMIN'?

All of those.

When's a good time to trust a junkie?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e089xgan1rwcc6bo1_500.gif

Ha! Need a like button.

Steelers...relevant next year, right? I think they will be, but this thread isn't about me.

Looks like I've lost my Twitter mojo. Help me get it back, bro?

Do the Sisters of Mercy have the coolest band pic ever?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13119153/The+Sisters+of+Mercy+sisters.jpg

Looks like I've lost my Twitter mojo. Help me get it back, bro?

Sorry, I've been in a rut, too. Just getting things going a bit again tonight.

Do the Sisters of Mercy have the coolest band pic ever?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13119153/The+Sisters+of+Mercy+sisters.jpg

The Sisters are so underrated. So good.

Just not feeling anything that I've been tweeting. Sick of this. Need to do some soul searching.

Do the Sisters of Mercy have the coolest band pic ever?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13119153/The+Sisters+of+Mercy+sisters.jpg

Now using as my header pic. So cool. He's smoking a cigarette!

On a big "Love" kick, bro. Where does it rank among your favorite albumz?

It's in there, for sure.

Dreamtime, too.

Will LBJ reup in Miamah?

Do you like Durant's new "Slim Reaper" nickname? What's better: Durantula or Slim Reaper?

'tula

Dreamtime, too.

You like?

Try this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMYlfq07GWs&list=PL4A7680F9DB2CCD6D&index=6

30 fucking years ago.

So good, you guy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfldzyM55VQ&list=PL4A7680F9DB2CCD6D

And, of course.

Used to listen to this track on repeat back in college after coming home from the bar.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhY3xynhLc&list=PL4A7680F9DB2CCD6D

LOve the coaches' whistle starting at 2:45

Last one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grt_EkrZEeE&list=PL4A7680F9DB2CCD6D

30 fucking years ago.

whadya have to go and say a thing like that for.

Should I listen to First And Last And Always or Floodland?

Both. Best secks music ever, too.

Both. Best secks music ever, too.

Went ahead and listened to both. Also, I wouldn't know anything about that second part. Ha!

Do you wanna take a life? Do you wanna cross that line?

I won't answer.

Do you wanna take a life? Do you wanna cross that line?

There are days.

Need new Twitter av/header - got any 'gestions?

Might do the WCM thing again. Not sure if I would be able to keep it up though.

when was the last time you went to Taco Bell?

How many do the Pistons lose by tonight?

when was the last time you went to Taco Bell?

Last week. Hadn't eaten in about 20 hours and ordered one each of the 4 grilled rollers. $4.24 and was done for the day.

How many do the Pistons lose by tonight?

18

Need new Twitter av/header - got any 'gestions?

Might do the WCM thing again. Not sure if I would be able to keep it up though.

Always love the WCM shtick. Make sure you mix in some Russ Wilson and plenty of #blessed

You can bring back one, but only one, of the GOOD POSTERS you ran off. Who do you bring back?

Bill Maher: your thoughts?

bukdow or the doc, prob

Good call on maher, too

Is tahoe ever coming back?

Good call on the Doc with March Madness coming up. Might not even get two pages this year, if a thread is even created. smh

Not a ? but I heard Billy Squier "Rock Me Tonite" on the radio and lolled because I immediately thought of the music vid.

Might have posted this before, but there was some shitty show on MTV back in the day that had people sitting down talking over music videos. Sort of like a live action Beavis/Butthead. Anyhoo, Denis Leary was on once and they played that video and I can't remember exactly what he said about it but it was hilarious.


^

My best Tahoe impression.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3412254/rock-me-tonite-dance1-o.gif

It was from 1999, it was this show, and the video was #21, but I can't find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFE1Re11oug

Just saw a mock draft that had the Pistons taking GARY HARRIS!!! How stocked would you be?

Would add some much needed class and discipline to the organization.

Also AGGRESSION

Any plans to change your name to "Glance" now that we got Moore? #Steelers

Will depend on how good he plays, I guess.

As always, I reserve the right to exercise conditional support of all things.

'Sup?

Kinda itchy.

Thoughts on this trade that I just pulled off? http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=kqlp2fl

http://i.imgur.com/D9jk5MH.jpg

Really feeling this one.

We become:

PG - Jennings
SG - JR Smith
SF - Datome
PF - Smith
C - Harrellson

We also have the draft!

You're bored I see.

Who's your favorite singer, bro? Glenn D? Cash? Astbury?

Can't answer that tonight, locked in on #OBSESSED


(Fitting!)

Who's your favorite singer, bro? Glenn D? Cash? Astbury?

Elvis or GD.

Too close to call.

I'll be seeing a therapist soon and I'm really lookin' forward to it, you guy. Been a long time coming. Have you ever been to one?

Hope it'll be a chick.

Sorry, been feeling really "up" lately. When that happens I'm usually, uh, amorous.

I'll be seeing a therapist soon and I'm really lookin' forward to it, you guy. Been a long time coming. Have you ever been to one?

I've attended with others and am a big fan. More people should seek professional therapy, IMO.

Your other two posts are off topic.

You man crushing on Steven Adams yet?

You man crushing on Steven Adams yet?

He's got all the intangibles, does all the dirty work, gets under the other guys' skin. The kind of guy that you hate playing against, but would love to have on your team.

Would you hang out with Ian Astbury? He seems like a pretty interesting dude.

Maybe a little up his own ass, but hey...

Had no idea that he was sexually assaulted at 15. That's rough.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/ZA/astbury-new.jpg

Ballin'!

Listened to 'Black Sun' yesterday and wondered what it was inspired by

Was it not inspired by a black sun??

You might be onto something

Random thought: think an NBA team might be crazy enough to hire Bill Simmons as HC one day?

Maybe GM/front office like Hollinger, but no chance as coach, IMO.

He has no cred with players.

Maybe GM/front office like Hollinger, but no chance as coach, IMO.

He has no cred with players.


Hey, I know a team who needs one of those...

Hear Durant's MVP speech?

No, but heard Ernie Johnson gush about it

It's hard to hate Durant jokingly.

Just me or does it seem like the board is the most fun it's been in a few years?

Yesterday was a blast.

All we needed was the search/new posts functions!

We certainly don't need new/active members, that's for sure.

What's your favorite color, breau?

Green, of course.


I've got the tent to prove it.

All kidding aside, green is mine as well, breau.

Blue would be my second favorite, BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME OF COURSE, so I'll just stop before this goes completely OT.

Wow, thanks! That was close!

Hey guys, just a gentle warning here, let's try to keep things on topic.

Am I wrong for thinking a case could be made for Kobe being the most overrated athlete in the history of sports?

Have I learned nothing?

I see him as top 12-15 all time

How many games will it take the DONEder to defeat the Thunder?

And who is that in your av??

I like OKC with healthy IBLOCKA, but without, I still like OKC, but Spurs prob win in 6.

And who is that in your av??

Not gonna lie, I'm a lil' disappointed that I have to do this.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013353/

Smells like snob over there all of a sudden.

Does your heart still bleed?

Ever been a Springsteen guy?

There is blood.

Ever been a Springsteen guy?

Don't mind the track he did with Mike Ness, and liked the Chris Christie thing with that tonight show punk, but otherwise no.

You hating this new Twitter layout, you guy?

Love twitter. Any format, really.

1-10, how bro is the name "Landon"?

9.5

1-10, how bro is the name "Landon"?

LOTS OF LITTLE HOUSE/HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN FANS OUT THERE APPARENTLY

Yeah, it's only 9.5 if you play soccer or lacrosse. Anything else it's like a negative 5.

Where were you when you heard the first Danzig, bro?

Headbanger's Ball bro. Dad's Living Room was hard-core that night. Dirty Black Summer video....13 hours later I was picking up the 5 inch (that's CD for you Younguns. Compact Disk.) at Harmony House and the rest is history.

Whoops, not my thread.

SUCK IT GLAN!

High school party, 1988.

Mind instantly blown.

Would you let it go?

http://www.stalker.cd/images/photogalerie/000_bilder_im_text/Int_Danzig2005/PICT1618b.jpg

Got a favorite Black Flag 'cord? I'm partial to "Damaged" and "My War" myself.

Hmm. I usually don't listen to Blag Flag "albums at a time". That's kind of weird if I think about it.

Just found out that a third cousin of mine was murdered the other day. Does being murdered run in your family??

Daughter of one of my father's first cousins, so that's my third cousin right? First cousin twice removed? Second cousin????

Daughter of one of my father's first cousins, so that's my third cousin right? First cousin twice removed? Second cousin????

Oh, you share the same great grandparents with your second cousin. So she was my second cousin then.

No murders here, but t&p, bro.

I don't think I've ever met her, but thanks.

So this is also you, right? http://www.twitter.com/wtfdetroit

Why are you dressed like it's Halloween? You look so absurd, you look so obscene.

When was the last time/have you ever used the term "doldrums"?

Prob never or something

oh

Going to BW3 on Friday at work. Is their a hidden gem on the menu thats not a chicken tender or boneless wing

Nachos are okay. Sliders are small but good if you ask for them burnt.

Get pepper jack on the burnt sliders, btw.

I always get free dill spears too, but the might be because the servers all 'know me'.

The pickles are really great 9/10 times.

Been really digging 'sweet BBQ' lately. Tenders were really good today. Substituted chips and salsa for the fries and that was a big win.

What about the wraps

I always get free dill spears too, but the might be because the servers all 'know me'.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/colorslive/png/417226-f2Gpxnn_GzgfgNJi.png

Got the chicken tenders wrap with chips and salsa and a pepsi. Solid.

No dill spear?

No dill spear?

The servers don't know him.

No dill spear.

The BW3 in Saginaw has the 15 min lunch express guarantee where they give you a timer after you order. The ones in the Detroit area don't. Does yours. I wish I lived in Saginaw.

Timers here in GR. Only from 12- 2 pm, though.

The servers don't know him.

He needs to change this, then.

I used to go every Thursday but then things changed. My lunch buddies decided to go against BW3 because of the price. This was all due to the price being raised from .50 to .60 on Thursday.

Turkey Hot dogs yea or nay

If you have to eat hot dogs, they're fine.

Last time you watched a full Tigers game?

Hmm. Probably playoffs.

Does Jodie Meeks have first round talent?

TROLL

French Fries or Potato Wedges

A nice rotation is fine

sweet potato fries and tots, always

Holy fuck, who finally fixed the new posts button?

I finally had enough and had to bail Vinny out.

I took care of search while I was at it, too.

Also, welcome back!

Holy fuck, who finally fixed the new posts button?


Gave up on Glan and just did it myself.

I finally had enough and had to bail Vinny out.

I took care of search while I was at it, too.
Haha, riiiiiiiiight.

Holy fuck, who finally fixed the new posts button?

Got tired of Vinny and Glan being all talk, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.

Welcome back!

You stoked for the start of the NBA season yet?

Hey Cool Guy Glanzie,


I was going to ask what you thought of your Prez now, but I KNOW you'd have too much of a thrill up your leg to reply so I won't ask.


I've never seen a more corrupt, not transparent Prez. Yo daddy's unions are even fighting him. LMAO!

You a fan of those Pepperidge Farm Goldfish thingies? Picked up a bag of the Queso Fiesta ones. Digging them.

Watching this guy on Olbermann. Douche or not a douche? http://www.twitter.com/mbretosESPN

Watching this guy on Olbermann. Douche or not a douche? http://www.twitter.com/mbretosESPN
With those pics on hsi twitter there is absolutely no human way he's NOT a douche unless he's an amazing troll. Is he an amazing troll??

Do you think Miguel Cabrera likes to have fun???

He used to, for sure.

Am I the only one kinda not feeling this upcoming NFL season? Think I'm actually looking forward more to the NBA

Yeah, I'm kind of nfl'd out.

I'm looking fwd to NBA for several reasons.

I'm not a U2 guy, but I've had Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? in my head. You like that one? I know you're a U2 guy

I'm not a U2 guy, but I've had Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? in my head. You like that one? I know you're a U2 guy

#CLT

Do you have a dog?

(No creeper, bro.)

Is Vinny ever going to let us use GIFs as our avatars?

Need a new av. Any suggestions?

Yes.