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View Full Version : NBA News, yo. Fool 12-31-2014, 02:59 AM THAT'S PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE Glenn 01-09-2015, 07:29 AM http://deadspin.com/robert-swift-arrested-for-armed-robbery-report-1678434155 Timone 01-11-2015, 02:49 PM Today I learned Andrei Kirilenko was traded to the Sixers a month ago. Fool 01-16-2015, 11:38 PM Greg Anthony busted for picking up a hooker. http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/breaking-greg-anthony-reportedly-arrested-prostitution-sting.html Timone 01-16-2015, 11:52 PM Now that Chappelle's Show skit comes to mind for some reason http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAwWC5VhT4 Timone 01-16-2015, 11:53 PM Oh God, it's one of those videos where they're filming the TV. Timone 01-16-2015, 11:54 PM SPREWELL! Vinny 01-17-2015, 05:07 AM YESSS! Vinny 01-22-2015, 12:34 AM Warriors are 33-6....as much as people have talked about that I still feel it's not being talked about enough....they're on pace for like 70 wins! Timone 01-23-2015, 02:31 PM See ya next year, Mamba. Glenn 01-24-2015, 03:39 PM LaMarcus http://deadspin.com/lamarcus-aldridge-will-play-tonight-with-a-torn-ligamen-1681569890 Glenn 01-24-2015, 04:47 PM @jorgeccastillo Gortat on Aldridge: “It doesn’t change shit. We got to be ready to play. He’s just 1 player. He’s really good but we’re going to go at him.” Timone 01-24-2015, 04:59 PM What a potty mouth. He really needs to watch the language. Timone 02-17-2015, 06:46 PM Amar'e - Mavs Glenn 02-24-2015, 11:34 PM Derrick Rose, fam. Timone 02-24-2015, 11:40 PM Did anyone not see this coming? Fool 02-25-2015, 08:00 AM Poor Chicago. If any team deserves a transcendent player to base your whole franchise around it's them. Uncle Mxy 02-25-2015, 02:22 PM Prediction: Rose will be the first NBA MVP to not be in the HOF. Glenn 02-25-2015, 03:56 PM Prediction: Rose will be the first NBA MVP to not be in the HOF. You love when you get to post that. Glenn 03-02-2015, 09:00 PM Pretty sure I just read that Mark Cuban is playing the role of the President in Sharknado 3. Uncle Mxy 03-09-2015, 10:45 PM Dahntay Jones getting a $10k fine for a bump? What bullshit! Timone 03-17-2015, 05:57 PM Kyle Korver is 34? I forgot the guy's been around forever. Glenn 03-21-2015, 06:02 PM Things that are DONE: Steve Nash Fool 03-21-2015, 10:16 PM Guy was done 3 season ago. Uncle Mxy 04-11-2015, 04:03 AM Pop played Hack-A-JSmoove Fool 04-11-2015, 09:47 AM Watched that game. It didn't really work. Spurs were up when he started, tied when McHale pulled Smith after like 5 intentional fouls. The defense the fouled team gets to be ready to play is always a real factor in that meta-game choice. I turned it on right as he started doing it so maybe the Rockets were coming back strong when he started and this cooled that off? Glenn 04-13-2015, 09:42 PM http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12685594/milwaukee-bucks-unveil-fiercer-more-aggressive-logo Fierce deer. Fool 04-14-2015, 11:54 AM The marketing is silly but the logo is tight. Glenn 05-07-2015, 11:33 PM http://deadspin.com/reports-matt-barnes-told-james-hardens-mom-to-suck-my-1703003672 Timone 05-07-2015, 11:34 PM Yeah, I'm still going to root for the Clippers in the series. Mr. Oobir 05-07-2015, 11:55 PM Further proof that you can't trust a guy with neck tats. Fool 05-08-2015, 09:58 AM First comment in that Barnes article is gold. Timone 05-21-2015, 03:26 PM Byron Scott sucks. Glenn 06-01-2015, 02:53 PM Gatling http://deadspin.com/former-nba-all-star-busted-on-massive-online-fraud-ch-1708114360 Glenn 06-15-2015, 03:21 PM Denver Nuggets to hire Mike Malone http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13083377/denver-nuggets-hire-mike-malone-new-coach Uncle Mxy 06-22-2015, 09:18 AM If Greg Oden attends the Dallas mini-camp, will he have a mini-knee injury? Timone 06-24-2015, 03:16 PM Love opted out You heard it here first from the Insider. Mr. Oobir 06-24-2015, 04:59 PM News: I forgot about this one website but then remembered it the other day. http://work.wongdoody.com/sonics/drobnjak/index.html This is some primo NBA comedy circa 2002. Glenn 06-25-2015, 03:31 PM Sounds like a :SHIT STORM!: in Sacto with Vivek and Karl (and maybe Vlade). Just read that Karl & Vlade want DMC moved and Vivek is pissed. Fool 06-30-2015, 12:52 PM http://deadspin.com/report-increasingly-desperate-kings-are-trying-to-lure-1714904761 Timone 07-02-2015, 10:48 PM Thought Kenyon Martin retired like a couple years ago Fool 07-10-2015, 05:13 PM The bulls have had the same logo for the entire history of the franchise. Uncle Mxy 07-12-2015, 07:02 AM The bulls have had the same logo for the entire history of the franchise. Bullshit doesn't need to be refined. It just is. MikeMyers 08-01-2015, 09:46 AM Pleasant surprise watching NBA vs Africa this morning. Hakeem and Dikembe are playing. Timone 08-12-2015, 04:44 PM Now Marqueef doesn't want to play for the Suns. :emo kid: Tahoe 08-24-2015, 02:55 PM The NBA offseason always seems like the longest to me. Seems like a long time ago LBJ v Warriors. Tahoe 08-24-2015, 03:02 PM Aren't they talking about lengthening the season to help these poor guys who have to play 3 games of basketball in 5 nights? Fool 08-24-2015, 04:48 PM The NBA offseason always seems like the longest to me. Seems like a long time ago LBJ v Warriors. Summer sports are so shit. Tahoe 08-24-2015, 05:33 PM Aren't they talking about lengthening the season to help these poor guys who have to play 3 games of basketball in 5 nights? To clarify...Lengthening the season in days but not more games. Apparently the players aren't in as good of shape as they used to be. They are complaining about back-to-backs and 3 in 5 or something. Fool 08-25-2015, 12:41 PM Old players admit to fucking off half of every season and only stepping up for the key match-ups. Part of why MJ got the win record in a season. Social media, 24/7 sports interest and advance stats has curtailed that which has lead to more injuries. Uncle Mxy 08-25-2015, 12:44 PM Old players admit to fucking off half of every season and only stepping up for the key match-ups. Part of why MJ got the win record in a season. Social media, 24/7 sports interest and advance stats has curtailed that which has lead to more injuries. TNT Thursday = more back to backs Tahoe 08-25-2015, 05:15 PM Old players admit to fucking off half of every season and only stepping up for the key match-ups. Part of why MJ got the win record in a season. Social media, 24/7 sports interest and advance stats has curtailed that which has lead to more injuries. Hasn't Silver committed to reducing back to backs because they are so hard on the players and the players are working so hard? I thought I read a big sob story about it. I wouldn't mind the season starting earlier, just thought his reason for it was weak or something. I guess its possible that todays games are played so much harder, but I don't see a lot of evidence of that. Fool 08-25-2015, 07:02 PM Eliminate 4 in 5 nights, reduce back-to-backs, possibly reduce preseason to extend reg season into that first month. Tahoe 08-26-2015, 07:57 PM Works for me. And how bout NOT having the Pistons get like 7 days off during the fucking season too? Timone 08-26-2015, 10:18 PM http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/26/derrick-rose-sued-for-gang-rape/ Glenn 08-26-2015, 10:33 PM https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNYPJXTWoAEm55l.jpg:large Uncle Mxy 08-27-2015, 12:59 AM http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/26/derrick-rose-sued-for-gang-rape/ Don't settle like Chauncey did. Tahoe 09-03-2015, 10:06 PM Luv the NBA tweet of Greatest block ever. Lakers v Hawks. Glenn 09-22-2015, 04:07 PM Anthony Bennett takes a buyout from Twolves. Sounds like Sixers and Blazers interested. Wonder if SVG is game? Uncle Mxy 09-23-2015, 01:08 AM Anthony Bennett takes a buyout from Twolves. Sounds like Sixers and Blazers interested. Wonder if SVG is game? I hope SVG has bigger fish to fry. Uncle Mxy 09-30-2015, 12:28 PM Derrick Rose is knocked out of orbit. Fool 10-10-2015, 03:02 PM https://twitter.com/gheorghetheblog/status/652911735339360257/photo/1 Vinny 10-11-2015, 01:28 AM Settle down Glan. Glenn 10-14-2015, 12:03 AM T&P for Lamar Odom, you guys. Uncle Mxy 10-15-2015, 08:29 AM T&P for Lamar Odom, you guys. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is on the scene -- all will be well and Jackson will get his cameo on the Kardashians Uncle Mxy 10-15-2015, 01:52 PM http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5160/7/16x9/600.jpg http://www.theonion.com/article/nba-cares-program-sends-chicago-bulls-players-spen-51547?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds Tahoe 10-16-2015, 05:57 AM Read somewhere there is improvement in Odom's condition. Glenn 10-25-2015, 08:00 PM Hearing that Andrew Wiggins might be the next Carmelo Anthony. The jokes basically write themselves. Timone 10-26-2015, 05:47 AM Byron Scott is head coach of the Lakers. Completely forgot until last night. Glenn 10-26-2015, 06:07 AM I can totally see Larry Brown there next. Vinny 11-03-2015, 12:25 AM Warriors best team since the last good Bulls team? They're about to win 4 out of 6 I feel. Discuss. Glenn 11-05-2015, 07:28 PM Prick Carlisle hit the jackpot Tahoe 11-05-2015, 07:42 PM ^Link? Glenn 11-05-2015, 08:39 PM http://www.hoopshype.com Tahoe 11-05-2015, 09:16 PM Thx. But thought sure I was going to get RRolled. BTW...can't even rickroll with all the friggin ads before vids now. Glenn 11-18-2015, 07:20 PM East doing better h2h vs West this year so far (28-28) http://hoopshype.com/2015/11/18/realignment-anyone-eastwest-more-balanced-so-far-this-season/ Fool 11-18-2015, 07:32 PM Dallas is 3rd in the West. Dallas. Fool 11-19-2015, 05:29 PM East has 3 teams under .500. West has 6. Vinny 11-20-2015, 01:35 AM Lol @ Clippers. Did anyone have any doubt GSW would come back like that? They're so fucking good and confident right now. What a team. Fool 11-20-2015, 08:39 AM Fuck them. Timone 11-20-2015, 11:28 PM Raise your hand if you knew Martell Webster was still in the league. Liar. Timone 11-30-2015, 12:51 AM Why is this Kobe presser a thing? He ain't retiring tonight. Mike, it's going to be a dark day when the King hangs them up. Glenn 12-03-2015, 06:25 AM https://mobile.twitter.com/GwashburnGlobe/status/672160414520573952 Uncle Mxy 12-05-2015, 07:05 AM LOS ANGELES—Having recently announced his impending retirement after 20 seasons in the NBA, Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant reportedly grew wistful and teary-eyed Friday while reflecting on all the mistakes his teammates made throughout his career. Listing off all their missed shots, blown defensive assignments, and careless turnovers, an emotional Bryant told reporters that the times he ripped into teammates for their poor play remain some of his favorite moments of his two-decade tenure in the league. “People will always want to talk about the championships, the All-Star selections, or the scoring titles, but what I’ll really always cherish are all the times I let my teammates know when they completely fucked up,” said Bryant, adding that since deciding to retire at the end of this season, he has been hit by a sudden wave of nostalgia for all of the instances in which he unloaded on his fellow players for their mental errors or lack of physicality against opponents. “It really is the little things that stick with me, like yelling at Dwight Howard for not taking a charge or kicking Kwame Brown out of practice because he didn’t dive for a loose ball.” “That’s the type of stuff I’ll really miss the most,” Bryant added. While stating that so many of his teammates’ past failures stand out to him, Bryant told reporters that certain fuckups will always be especially meaningful, such as the very first time he chewed out Rick Fox in his rookie year for playing soft defense, as well as the 2010 Western Conference Finals when he screamed at Luke Walton because he was not boxing out in the paint. Bryant then quickly added that he would never forget constantly criticizing Deron Williams for being too predictable with the ball while they were playing for Team USA at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. The 17-time NBA All-Star also became visibly choked up when describing how special it was as a fresh-faced 18-year-old to tell then-teammate Byron Scott that he can’t play for shit back in 1997, and then have the opportunity to tell Scott that he can’t coach for shit either almost 20 years later. After wiping away a tear, Bryant then shook his head and laughed while recounting the time he questioned Derek Fisher’s masculinity in front of his wife and children. “I’ll always remember when we were playing the Wizards in December of 2005, and Sasha Vujacic made an absolutely terrible pass in the second quarter that was stolen by Etan Thomas,” said Bryant, adding that angrily confronting Vujacic in front of the entire team during a timeout is one of the things he’ll most associate with his NBA career when looking back in 50 years. “We still ended up winning that game, but later in the locker room I pulled Sasha aside and told him, ‘You fucking suck. You suck at basketball, and you have no business being on the same court as me. You’re the most worthless, garbage player I’ve ever seen in my life. You’re nothing. Get the fuck off my team.’ I remember the look he had on his face like it was yesterday.” “Man, I’m getting emotional just thinking about it,” continued Bryant, pausing to clear his throat. “Those are the things I’ll be telling my grandkids about.” Bryant went on to recount several more of the most cherished memories from his career off the top of his head, including furiously screaming at Trevor Ariza for failing to execute a pick-and-roll in 2008; Caron Butler for missing a contested baseline jumper in 2004; Pau Gasol for not securing a rebound during the 2009 playoffs; Steve Blake for turning the ball over against the Knicks in 2010; Robert Horry for failing to kick the ball out to him for an open three-pointer on five separate occasions over the 2001-02 season; Devean George for missing a free throw against the Pacers in 2002; Matt Barnes for committing a three-second violation in 2012; Gary Payton for being out of position during a game against the Mavericks in 2003; Jordan Farmar for every single shot he missed in the 2013-14 season; Andrew Bynum for blowing the chance for a three-point play after being fouled on a layup in 2007; and Horace Grant for an errant inbounds pass in 2001. Bryant added that he will also never forget aggressively confronting Shaquille O’Neal when the center fouled out against the Jazz in 2001, or when O’Neal failed to call out a screen in 2003, or when O’Neal did not hustle back on defense in the second quarter of their Christmas Day game in 2002, or when O’Neal did not play through a toe injury in 2001, or when O’Neal led him too far with an outlet pass during a preseason game against the Suns on October 22, 1999. “The hardest part about walking away from the game is the day-to-day stuff—knowing I won’t be coming into practice every morning and getting the chance to call Nick Young a soft, overrated waste of a roster spot right to his face while guarding him in a scrimmage,” said Bryant. “It’s sad thinking that I may have stormed off the practice court in a show of pure disgust for the last time. I don’t know if that’s really even sunk in yet.” “I’m just going to have to really savor ripping them apart during what’s left of the season,” Bryant added. Vinny 12-09-2015, 09:43 PM Knicks down 38-11 to Utah. Timone 12-09-2015, 09:48 PM Knicks down 38-11 to Utah. The ZINGER will lead them back. Vinny 12-11-2015, 10:07 PM OT for GSW/Boston. Vinny 12-11-2015, 10:12 PM Steph v Olynyk. The new Magic vs Bird. Vinny 12-11-2015, 10:22 PM Haha, sure Luke Walton is coaching them. Timone 12-12-2015, 08:16 AM That game sounded pretty badass. Timone 12-12-2015, 09:35 AM OT for GSW/Boston. https://twitter.com/Stareagle/status/675515864607760384 Hilarious!!! #notsarcasm Glenn 12-12-2015, 01:12 PM Whew! I got #hoggtied there for a minute! Glenn 12-12-2015, 10:48 PM MY BUCKS Timone 12-12-2015, 11:34 PM At least 81-1 is still possible for the Warriors, lolz!!!! Timone 12-12-2015, 11:35 PM Fire Walton? Vinny 12-13-2015, 02:16 PM Izzo to Golden State? Timone 12-18-2015, 11:57 PM MY BUCKS Up 15 Mr. Oobir 12-19-2015, 06:05 PM James Naismith describes the first game of basketball in newly discovered recording (http://www2.kusports.com/news/2015/dec/15/ku-professor-discovers-only-known-audio-recording-/) “The boys began tackling, kicking and punching in the clinches,” Naismith said. “They ended up in a free-for-all in the middle of the gym floor. Before I could pull them apart one boy was knocked out, several of them had black eyes and one had a dislocated shoulder...so I made up some more rules. The most important one was that there should be no running with the ball.” I'm sure everyone's been in this game of pickup basketball. Fool 12-20-2015, 12:03 PM James Naismith describes the first game of basketball in newly discovered recording (http://www2.kusports.com/news/2015/dec/15/ku-professor-discovers-only-known-audio-recording-/) I'm sure everyone's been in this game of pickup basketball. This is the greatest post ever on this site (obligatory Oobir for rookie of the year). And it's proof that the Bad Boys played basketball as it was originally intended. Before that old dictator Naismith started changing the rules to favor the weaker kids. Glenn 12-28-2015, 09:31 PM http://mashable.com/2015/12/28/matt-barnes-derek-fisher/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#XwZtsoKQw5qk Timone 12-28-2015, 10:08 PM Should've suspended that chump for stealing a win from our Pistons. Mr. Oobir 01-02-2016, 12:32 AM http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2015/12/31/popovich-no-fan-of-boban-mania/ “Sometimes it actually worries me,” Popovich said of the phenomenon that has come to be known as “Boban Mania.” “I think the crowd, they really get a kick out of him and all that, but he’s a basketball player. He’s not some sort of an odd thing.” A rookie center from Serbia, Marjanovic has been a fan favorite since the start of the season, due mostly to his size. Now that Marjanovic is getting steadier minutes, fans cheer any time he checks into the game, anytime he touches the ball, anytime he does anything at all. The good-natured Marjanovic has soaked up the adulation, calling the crowd support “amazing.” Popovich said he understands fans having fun, but hopes the outsized Marjanovic “gets treated with the respect other people do.” Please no flash photography of the Boban, it upsets him. http://i.imgur.com/dSq87gb.jpg Uncle Mxy 01-02-2016, 09:13 AM http://i.imgur.com/MmDQlQX.jpg Mr. Oobir 01-02-2016, 06:36 PM http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14484494/long-nba-referee-joey-crawford-retire-season Bye, you egomanaical hack, you were the worst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugrOmbsV3U Fool 01-02-2016, 11:36 PM Too bad he hasn't died yet. Vinny 01-20-2016, 09:26 PM JJ Redick is hitting 50% from 3? Is that crazy high or am i wrong? What's highest ever? Vinny 01-20-2016, 09:27 PM JJ Redick is hitting 50% from 3? Is that crazy high or am i wrong? What's highest ever? Not even close... http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/player_fg3_pct.html Timone 01-20-2016, 09:28 PM Didn't Rip shoot 50% from 3 one year? (haven't looked at the link yet) Vinny 01-20-2016, 09:29 PM Didn't Rip shoot 50% from 3 one year? (haven't looked at the link yet) No. http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/h/hamilri01.html Timone 01-20-2016, 09:29 PM Didn't Rip shoot 50% from 3 one year? (haven't looked at the link yet) Nope, high was 46% Let's just give him the 50 and say I was right. Fool 01-20-2016, 09:50 PM Korver was shooting 50% for a lot of last year I believe. Timone 01-22-2016, 04:28 PM Kerr coming back. Fool 01-24-2016, 07:00 PM 4-way ties for 5th place make sense. Glenn 02-19-2016, 07:23 PM http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14808449/boston-celtics-waive-david-lee-7-months-golden-state-warriors-trade Timone 02-21-2016, 01:30 AM Nets waived Bargnani Uncle Mxy 02-25-2016, 05:58 AM An analysis of the cardiac structure and function of more than 500 National Basketball Association (NBA) players provides information that can be incorporated into clinical assessments for the prevention of cardiac emergencies in basketball players and the athletic community at large, according to a study. Kobe Bryant was not involved with this study as he is a heartless motherfucker. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160224145604.htm Fool 02-25-2016, 11:56 AM +1 Timone 02-25-2016, 07:48 PM Nets waived Bargnani And Joe Johnson Uncle Mxy 02-26-2016, 06:45 AM Andre Miller was waived. Should we give up on Dinwiddie or Blake and pick him up? Glenn 02-26-2016, 07:20 AM Not sure we'd have to give up on either to sign a 39 year old 3rd PG for 90 days. Do we have an open roster spot or is that stupid 10-day contract gonna cockblock us? Glenn 02-26-2016, 09:06 PM Joe Johnson going to Miami Tahoe 02-27-2016, 05:02 PM Joe Johnson taking his talents to Miami Glenn 02-28-2016, 04:43 PM Phillip compared Steph to Abdul-Rauf on his Twitter Vinny 02-28-2016, 08:00 PM Phillip compared Steph to Abdul-Rauf on his Twitter I saw that, lol. Uncle Mxy 03-06-2016, 12:29 AM Andre Miller was waived. Should we give up on Dinwiddie or Blake and pick him up? So of course he's a Spur now. Glenn 03-17-2016, 09:01 PM http://deadspin.com/report-nba-free-agency-moratorium-reduced-to-five-days-1765611545 Uncle Mxy 04-25-2016, 07:03 AM Say "Jump Shot City" 5 times fast. http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/25565433/gregg-popovich-doesnt-like-when-the-spurs-go-to-jump-shot-city Uncle Mxy 05-21-2016, 07:02 AM http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/regrets-he-s-had-a-few-joey-crawford-looks-back/ Fool 05-21-2016, 07:20 AM That's long as shit. Worth reading? Uncle Mxy 05-21-2016, 02:15 PM Effectively, it's Joe Crawford's "exit interview". It has its moments. Timone 05-22-2016, 08:02 PM Wolves fired Arnie. Uncle Mxy 05-22-2016, 08:10 PM Wolves fired Arnie. http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/05/20/new-t-wolves-regime-fires-former-pistons-trainer-arnie-kander-assistant-coach-sidney-lowe/ With Kander on board, the Wolves led the league in players who played all 82 games and point guard Ricky Rubio got through the entire season healthy. But with Saunders gone, Kander was looking to take a reduced role next season to spend more time with his family in Colorado. Fool 05-23-2016, 11:28 AM THE unappreciated genius of our time. Fool 05-28-2016, 08:19 AM http://www.nba.com/2016/news/features/chris_dortch/05/27/oakland-point-guard-kay-felder-ready-to-take-his-amazing-explosiveness-to-the-nba/index.html http://www.goldengrizzlies.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/kay_felder_849265.html Glenn 05-28-2016, 08:44 PM Last paragraph is for you, Tim. NBA player Bryce Dejean-Jones fatally shot http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/28/us/nba-player-fatally-shot/index.html Timone 05-28-2016, 09:07 PM Sad! Timone 06-21-2016, 06:24 PM Dirk a Warrior? Timone 06-22-2016, 06:06 PM Read the Magic wanted to hire Billups as an assistant, but Billups declined. Glenn 06-22-2016, 06:33 PM He must not like JESUS or AMWAY Fool 06-24-2016, 12:37 AM Best thing about this draft is that we didn't take tiny Bynum from Oakland. Timone 06-24-2016, 02:49 PM Read the Wiz are going to offer Noah the max Vinny 06-24-2016, 03:14 PM Read the Wiz are going to offer Noah the max He's broken. Glenn 06-24-2016, 03:32 PM That's really odd. Was hearing that the Knicks were going to try to sell him and Durant on coming together, Noah getting a small contract not much higher than vet's min. Glenn 06-24-2016, 06:52 PM https://twitter.com/jmichaelcsn/status/746466124963840000 Timone 06-28-2016, 10:23 PM Best thing about this draft is that we didn't take tiny Bynum from Oakland. OldNavy69 -9 points 1 day ago If we would of drafted Fielder the team had a chance for 50 wins. With Fielder going to Cleveland I don't see 40 wins. dehd Fool 06-29-2016, 12:08 PM That's a Gla bot. Glenn 06-29-2016, 02:15 PM LOL! Fool 07-02-2016, 10:09 PM Corliss joined Vogel's staff in Orlando. Fool 07-05-2016, 01:24 AM http://cavaliersnation.com/2016/07/05/cavs-rumors-dwyane-wade-sit-meeting-cavaliers Timone 08-03-2016, 01:04 PM Derek Fisher wants to play again Fool 08-03-2016, 01:12 PM He's a joke. Glenn 08-03-2016, 02:17 PM He sucked five years ago. Timone 08-03-2016, 02:41 PM He's a bitch. Uncle Mxy 08-03-2016, 04:35 PM He'd do well in Sacramento paired up with Matt Barnes. :) Fool 08-03-2016, 05:32 PM +1 Timone 08-03-2016, 06:10 PM That situaish would be way more interesting to me than GS. Glenn 08-29-2016, 04:18 PM Pretty sure that's Iman Shumpert. http://mashable.com/2016/08/29/kanye-west-fade-video-watch/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#AYbvnoVtUaq3 Timone 09-23-2016, 06:01 PM KG retiring BYE Uncle Mxy 09-25-2016, 08:37 AM KG retiring BYE The intensity level of the league just continues to drop... sad to see him no longer in the game, moreso than Kobe. Timone 09-25-2016, 10:31 AM Who takes over as the league's top fake tough guy now that he's gone? Glenn 09-26-2016, 01:28 PM Not really news, but have you guys seen Allen Crabbe's contract? edit: link http://hoopshype.com/player/allen-crabbe/salary/ Vinny 09-26-2016, 04:39 PM Not really news, but have you guys seen Allen Crabbe's contract? I mean, don't any of these GM's remember how this all worked out in the late 90s/2000s? Glenn 09-26-2016, 04:46 PM His contract includes a 15 percent trade kicker, according to Adrian Wojnarowski. He is the highest-paid player of the 2013 class right now. He's making 1852.96 percent more than in 2015/16. He's the 31st best-paid NBA player this year. He was the 446th best-paid NBA player last year. He's the 10th best-paid guard this year. He was the 190th best-paid guard last year. He's the 2nd best-paid player of the Portland Trail Blazers this year. He was the 15th best-paid player of the Portland Trail Blazers last year. Timone 09-30-2016, 07:27 PM Ben Simmons has a fractured ankle. Timone 10-20-2016, 07:00 PM Elton Brand finally retired. Timone 10-20-2016, 07:03 PM http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?13898-lets-get-Elton-Brand...&highlight=brand Glenn 10-20-2016, 09:12 PM http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?13898-lets-get-Elton-Brand...&highlight=brand Man, I used to make good posts Timone 10-20-2016, 09:13 PM I've never made good posts. :emo kid: Fool 10-22-2016, 10:46 AM You're made of good posts. And metal riffs. Mr. Oobir 10-27-2016, 12:51 AM http://www.si.com/nba/2016/10/26/joel-embiid-76ers-learned-shoot-videos-white-people (ignore the video) Joel Embiid is a funny guy. Glenn 11-25-2016, 10:20 PM Kevin Martin retired Timone 11-25-2016, 10:25 PM Another guy I thought retired a couple years ago. Vinny 11-26-2016, 03:45 AM That one's shocking. What has he been doing the last 3 years? I thought he was long done too... Mr. Oobir 11-30-2016, 09:55 PM 76ers game postponed on account of condensation on the court, due to the unseasonable warmth affecting the ice under the court.. Might this happen next season when the Pistons and Red Wings share an arena? Glenn 12-01-2016, 06:14 AM The layer of pizza that they are going to put down in between will prevent this, no worries Glenn 12-03-2016, 12:32 PM Motie-J news http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18190493/brooklyn-nets-sign-donatas-motiejunas-4-year-37-million-offer-sheet Glenn 12-31-2016, 09:46 AM It never ends. http://mashable.com/2016/12/30/bogut-pizzagate-nba-injury-conspiracy/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#8DMUMhYvD9qk Vinny 12-31-2016, 03:58 PM Fucking Cuban needs to leave politics OUT of sports. Despicable. Timone 12-31-2016, 04:32 PM Cuban should move to Cuba, BET HE'D LOVE IT THERE!! Glenn 01-07-2017, 08:53 PM Matt Bonner apparently was still in the NBA until yesterday Glenn 02-08-2017, 08:58 PM Might want to check out Charles Oakley's night at MSG https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/829505409379602432 Timone 02-09-2017, 11:41 AM BADASS! Mr. Oobir 02-17-2017, 07:37 PM Reminder: NBA players fly all around(?) the world as a part of their jobs. http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/02/17/cavaliers-kyrie-irving-flat-earth?xid=socialflow_twitter_si Uncle Mxy 02-20-2017, 09:45 AM Harden's triple-double during the All-Star game was fantastic! Glenn 02-21-2017, 04:11 PM The Los Angeles Lakers just named Magic Johnson their president of basketball operations and fired longtime GM Mitch Kupchak. Co-owner Jim Buss has also been relieved of his decision-making duties, and the team now effectively belongs to Magic. This may work out great for the Lakers! These tweets aren’t very encouraging, though: http://deadspin.com/dear-the-lakers-have-you-seen-these-tweets-1792592073?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebo ok&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow lolz Glenn 03-03-2017, 09:47 AM TAJ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pwe4AFa_NE Vinny 03-03-2017, 11:06 AM That was sick yo. Timone 03-29-2017, 09:33 PM Pacers re-signed Stephenson. PARTY OVER AT PACERSDIGEST! Glenn 04-28-2017, 01:04 PM Bye bye Birdie Timone 04-28-2017, 07:18 PM Larry Loser. Ha! Timone 05-04-2017, 06:37 PM I gotta get a pair of Lonzo Ball's $495 shoes. ballin'! Glenn 05-04-2017, 09:07 PM Shaved head baller look. MikeMyers 06-18-2017, 10:42 AM Jerry West is going to the Clippers, which means they will be the next dynasty. Uncle Mxy 06-18-2017, 09:48 PM Jerry West is going to the Clippers, which means they will be the next dynasty. The folks from Memphis thought the same thing, I'm sure. MikeMyers 06-19-2017, 04:18 PM He did win executive of the year there and made them a good team. He has two things going for him, a super rich owner who will spend without regard and the location. My prediction is the Clippers will win a title within 3 years. Glenn 06-19-2017, 04:28 PM http://estaticos.marca.com/albumes/2012/06/11/reinventando_logo_nba/1339392996_extras_albumes_0.jpg Timone 06-19-2017, 09:30 PM Griffin out in Cleveland. MikeMyers 06-19-2017, 09:45 PM LeBron is the real GM anyway. MikeMyers 06-19-2017, 09:58 PM Rumor has it Mr. Big Shot is in the running for GM of the Cave. Uncle Mxy 06-20-2017, 07:12 AM Rumor has it Mr. Big Shot is in the running for GM of the Cave. Assistant GM, I presume. LeBron is the real GM anyway. Glenn 06-20-2017, 07:28 AM Rumor has it Mr. Big Shot is in the running for GM of the Cave. http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19683924/cleveland-cavaliers-chauncey-billups-mutual-interest-front-office-role-retired-nba-player Timone 06-29-2017, 12:38 AM Zen Master out of NY Uncle Mxy 07-22-2017, 04:00 PM Rumor has it Mr. Big Shot is in the running for GM of the Cave. Chauncey didn't just dodge a bullet -- more like machine-gun fire! Glenn 07-25-2017, 09:37 PM Brandon Knight has torn ACL, will likely miss entire 2017-18 season Timone 07-25-2017, 09:47 PM BranDONE* Glenn 08-10-2017, 11:44 AM Report: Zach Randolph Arrested For Possession And Intent To Sell (http://deadspin.com/report-zach-randolph-arrested-for-possession-and-inten-1797713793?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebo ok&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) Oh, Sparty. Glenn 08-10-2017, 07:13 PM Whoa. http://deadsp.in/y21HPUR Mr. Oobir 08-10-2017, 07:53 PM Yikes, that's fucked up. Mr. Oobir 08-10-2017, 07:54 PM Hearing that we might finally get the full NBA schedule released by Monday or Tuesday. Timone 08-10-2017, 08:12 PM Friggin' SkolDICK. Vinny 08-10-2017, 08:48 PM Hearing that we might finally get the full NBA schedule released by Monday or Tuesday. How is it still not out? i was looking yesterday and couldn't believe it wasn't out yet. Is it normal for it to come out this late?? Mr. Oobir 08-10-2017, 08:56 PM This is later than usual, though not by much: last year's schedule came out on August 11, and the year before was released a week or so earlier. I'm guessing that the new demands aiming to stop teams from resting star players during nationally broadcast games added new wrinkles to the creation of the schedule, including the conversations the league has probably had with owners/coaches concerning them. Timone 08-10-2017, 10:15 PM Think it usually comes out around this time. Vinny 08-11-2017, 01:24 AM Think it usually comes out around this time. I guess I was thinking they would want to be able to sell tickets sooner but probably they want to push seasons as long as they can. Timone 08-11-2017, 09:20 PM Really lookin' forward to the season, you guys. Can't wait for the sad, failing haters to be proven wrong by the successful, dominant Pistons. Glenn 08-14-2017, 11:06 AM @NBA 5m ** Get your Oobirs ready ** We’ll announce the full 2017-18 NBA regular season schedule at 6pm/et! https://twitter.com/NBA/status/897110801953304576 Glenn 08-14-2017, 11:07 AM Sorry about using your schtick, Mxy. Timone 08-14-2017, 06:55 PM I hope we play all the teams we played last season!!! Mr. Oobir 08-16-2017, 07:28 PM NBA schedules are here, go go go! Print 'em up! Now now NOW! http://vrowl.com/2017-18-nba-print-schedules Timone 08-16-2017, 08:10 PM !!!! Glenn 08-17-2017, 02:07 PM Sheed In defense of his good friend and former teammate Zach Randolph, who was recently arrested in Los Angeles on a felony charge of marijuana possession with an intent to sell, Wallace unleashed an all-timer. "It seems to be -- no matter who you are -- the bigger the paycheck, the bigger the party." Timone 08-17-2017, 07:31 PM Sig Glenn 08-21-2017, 08:50 AM Insert your "Magic Johnson being probed" takes here Timone 08-21-2017, 12:48 PM SLIME!! Timone 09-12-2017, 06:00 PM Starbury's coming back!!! Timone 09-12-2017, 06:16 PM "Can't make sense out of nonsense." - Carmelo Anthony Timone 09-25-2017, 12:24 AM Wade being bought out by the Bulls. Sources telling me Cavs or Thunder. Timone 09-26-2017, 11:12 PM Wade being bought out by the Bulls. Sources telling me Cavs or Thunder. Cavs Glenn 09-27-2017, 10:41 AM ^ TIM JUST DROPPED A BUZZBOMB I KNOW WHERE I HEARD IT FIRST!! http://a.espncdn.com/i/espn/teamlogos/lrg/trans/insider_logo.gif Vinny 09-27-2017, 05:56 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Jm0AK5av8 Timone 09-28-2017, 07:41 PM ^ TIM JUST DROPPED A BUZZBOMB I KNOW WHERE I HEARD IT FIRST!! http://a.espncdn.com/i/espn/teamlogos/lrg/trans/insider_logo.gif Thanks! Will I finally get credit? Mr. Oobir 09-30-2017, 06:34 PM Preseason starts today, Warriors vs. someone and also two other teams playing later. Timone 09-30-2017, 06:58 PM IT MUST BE BASKETBALL SEASON Timone 09-30-2017, 10:47 PM Preseason starts today, Warriors vs. someone and also two other teams playing later. Whoa, when did the Nuggets sign Josh Childress? Cross 10-04-2017, 10:29 PM Whoa, when did the Nuggets sign Josh Childress? He showed up for a BIG3 game over the summer... Mr. Oobir 10-17-2017, 07:00 PM https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-bulls-nikola-mirotic-hospitalized-practice-altercation-teammate-bobby-portis-223615980.html Only the Bulls! Timone 10-26-2017, 01:53 AM J-Smoove is BACK, baby! And he's with the Pelicans now, of course. Uncle Mxy 11-20-2017, 09:13 PM Surprised David Lee retired. Glenn 12-11-2017, 03:47 PM Matt Barnes retired Timone 12-11-2017, 06:56 PM Uh oh. Watch out, Derek Fisher. Glenn 12-28-2017, 08:29 PM Ha! Laura Dern and NBA star Baron Davis spotted together on romantic lunch - Fox News Glenn 01-13-2018, 07:35 PM Knicks waived Ramon Sessions to sign TREY BURKE. TREY BURKE AND TIM HARDAWAY JR REUNITE Glenn 02-07-2018, 02:56 PM So Porzingis has an ACL, eh? Brutal Mr. Oobir 02-07-2018, 05:48 PM Not anymore he doesn't. Vinny 02-07-2018, 06:28 PM BOOM Timone 02-07-2018, 06:30 PM Porzingis = OWNED Vinny 02-07-2018, 09:18 PM Porzingis = OWNED It's going to be a looooong time before he shows his face around here again. Mr. Oobir 02-07-2018, 09:43 PM Always wanted to knock that guy down a peg. Vinny 02-25-2018, 11:07 PM http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DW54pNwXcAEsRYx.jpg:large Timone 02-26-2018, 06:16 PM "as a lowly reporter" |
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