The series starts tonight! Sorry we're late!

THis one's over already.

EAT SHIT UX!

We've got these bitches right where we want them!

because is Fagner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kIUKtjVZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR6-__okGQU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1O-ASWjfo&feature=related

UPLIFT THE SPIRIT OF THE PEOPLE OF DETROIT, YOU GUYS!! THEY NEED IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3XPDh7Irs&NR=1

DB @ :07!!!!!! THis series is as good as won!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrJDAnhgQ_M&NR=1

Keith_Langlois Keith Langlois
Very cool little "Turn the Page" clip by Fox before going to break. Always a wise decision to fall back on Seger.

Andrus didn't even pick up the bat???!! WTF???

When izz Superbowl again?

Fister hates Detroit. He probably also rooted for the Colts in the Superbowl against New Orleans.

Remember when they tried to play the "they're playing for the state of Michigan!!" angle when MSU went to the championship game?

Lol, a real Michigander doesn't root for MSU.

I can't believe DB hasn't aged since 84.

EAT SHIT LEWIS!

LETS DO DIS!

A series doesn't begin until the road team wins, or whatever.

I don't like comercials but that VW comersh cracks me up. The speaking Spanish commersh.

Gayburn won't do shit.

6-3 Bitches!

Jesus, McCarver sucks.

VICTOR!!!

I AM A V-MART WOLVERINE

*crickets*

McCarver needs to stop. Senile old fuck.

We need miyagi-san for Victor.

"He is a winner. That's probably one of the best things you can say about a player."

omfg

HERE WE GO BITCHES!

Who's the Fagners dude rocking the Zappa-esque facial hair?

Victor Martinez is going to hit??!!!

C'mon Piggy, DO SHIT!

woot

VICTOR MARTINEZ IS GOING TO HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need more, more, more.

Roy Hobbs.

KELLY KELLY KELLY

WTF was Beltre doing?

Starting to really dislike that dude.

Real steamed.

I say we hit him.

Best part of Don Kelly being in the game = being able to make stupid Big Lebowski references.

Can't believe nobody else cares that Karl hasn't aged since 1984.

YOU CAN'T KILL OUR FANS JOSHY POOH> GO SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK!

HAHA!

time to pile on

/bd

JHONNNNNNY!

I say we hit him.

Go Swayze from Roadhouse on him.

JHONNNNNNY!

Mi Tigre.

McCarver is ridiculously bad.

Seriously, I'm even starting to feel sorry for Buck.

DIRKA DIRKA!

Dirks should play more.

Ever since Tbro cued the Danzig...

Dirks should play more.

He's really lifting the spirit of our city.

He's really lifting the spirits of our city.
We've been through so much. Good to see baseball making everything better again.

Fister going the whole way would be huge.

I always pictured Glenn as a Tigers fan.

I don't know his pitch count (no sound) but I'd let him throw 130 if he had to.

Fist's command is impeccable.

still find it hard to believe that was the first walk-off GS in playoff history.

baseball's been around a pretty long time, you guys.

Oh my gawd his balls!

Senile fucker better not take him out.

Is anyone warming?

He's got Penny up.

Only 93 pitches.

WHOA NELLIE

MIGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats what I'm talkin about.

Buck's actually not that bad for baseball. Just wish he wouldn't do football.

LEAVE FISTER IN

Fistinas!

Giving our thin-ass bully a night off would be incredible.

Was listening to Blood & Tears while Miggy hit that HR, BTW.

Spotted a hipster in that Bank of America commercial.

THAT WASN'T A HIPSTER!! IT WAS JUST A FAG!

Oliver's straight up like FIFTY>>>>>MVD!MVD!

Donnie CRUSHED that one. Wind totally knocked it down.

Oliver's straight up like FIFTY>>>>>MVD!MVD!

Most Valuable Dad?

Most Valuable Donnie of course.

LEAVE HIM IN, MOTHERFUCKER

HAS ONLY FACED 4 OVER THE MINIMUM

HE LEFT HIM IN

#Leadership

Fuck.

Better not pull him for that.

#athlete

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

So help me...

Norbit Jessicalba: 3-3

Elvis Andrus will be staying at Heartbreak Hotel after this one. LOL!!

Time for some outs!!! O-U-T-S!

Man, eff this junkie.

Michael Old lol!!

MIGS WITH THA LEATHER!

Valverde's going to pitch himself into unavailability for tomorrow afternoon.

MIGS WITH THA LEATHER!


You're with me, leather.

Ha! Still a classic. Fuck Berman.

3 to go!!

THE PLAYMAKER

We back in it!

Great game, especially Fister.

Nice to see Miggy and Vic do something.

Valverde's going to pitch himself into unavailability for tomorrow afternoon.
Nagative Nency!

So cool.

Just win tomorrow baby!

One step at a time, you guys.

This thread is AWESOME!

AJ Pierzinski or something must want to play for Detroit next year. Dude is slobbing DDombo.

Thought the same thing.

Frickin mutha fucka 1pm game manana? SHEEEEEEIT!

Rally cry for tomorrow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCiqL5wtNTs

Frickin mutha fucka 1pm game manana? SHEEEEEEIT!

Currently rescheduling tomorrow's day.

embarrassing.

Hopefully I'll make it in time to catch the start. Either way I'm working hard... cause that's what peeps in Detroit do.

Currently rescheduling tomorrow's day.


http://gofindnews.com/images/news-fotolia2/business-2438567.jpg

Hopefully I'll make it in time to catch the start. Either way I'm working hard... cause that's what peeps in Detroit do.

And you peeps in Detroit need something cuz the Lions have been losing for so long.

Currently rescheduling tomorrow's day.


I'm thinkin y'all think more like this.

http://www.old-picture.com/american-legacy/001/pictures/Phone-Man-on.jpg

http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/411433/large/F0037610-old_man_playing_with_can_phone-SPL.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HpWlM_BD7NM/S5nIgMG6qKI/AAAAAAAACok/O0lJP5tKOYk/s1600/old%2Bman%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bphone.jpg

THA BOY!!!

http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/416642/large/F0040100-Old_man_looking_at_phone_with_grandson-SPL.jpg

Be honest...I had y'all going that there really was a son, didn't I?

Don't fuckin lie either.

Tha boy was your son?? The plot thickens!!!

lol

You're really a Republican, right??

Let's not get into that shit.

I slept through yesterday having to catch up from four straight days of drinking. Today's start time will be more like it.

Not feelin' Porcello today, #youguys.

but they're Fagners.

Tigers' lineup for Game 4: Martinez, Young in (http://www.freep.com/article/20111012/SPORTS02/111012027/Tigers-lineup-Game-4-Martinez-Young-in?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Sports)

note: Cabrera 3rd, Martinez 4th, Young 5th

Fuck a rain delay.

note: Cabrera 3rd, Martinez 4th, Young 5th


I'm ok with that.

Pkshhh!

Home from work and a quick 30 minute cardio. I have to grill up some chicken and maybe mow the lawn really quick between innings so might as well knock a few back.

GET HIGH, HIGH, ON A NEW THING

5:45 first pitch, apparently

Wimpy ass sport.

^ Nice Av and you should make an effort to hit 30k TODAY, bro.

There are no rain delays in pro wrestling.

^ Nice Av and you should make an effort to hit 30k TODAY, bro.

Feeling good today. Might go for 31K.

saw that 5:45 start bullshit. I looked at the radar hours ago and was sure they were going to start on time, but I didn't know that shit was moving north. Dumb.

jesus

More pity party bullshit. Real steamed.

There are no rain delays in pro wrestling.

This is excellent.

6:15 pm

(allegedly)

6:30. fucking christ.

6:45

I'm no homophobe, but Chris Rose is such a fucking homo.

I think even Ryan Field could kick his ass.

We need to jump on these bitches early today. Seems like we've had to catch up lately.

We need to score on the starting pitching where we've missed some opportunities or something lately. Ogando and Feliz are damn good so get some runs early.

Harrison is something like 0-5 with an ERA a bit over 7 in 5 starts vs "us" or something. Which means he's going to shut "us" down.,

"A break for not only Victor Martinez, but for the Detroit Tigers"

captain redundancy

J'Lo looks hideous in this commercial.

I think she's done as far as hitting it goes.

ZBro, post some Danzig up in this bitnotch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0k0aLx08Fo

We came here to do two things today guys:

Drink some beer and kick some ass!

And we're almost out of ass!

for V-Mart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR-5Y-mANP8

Nice one!

Those two have always sounded similar to me.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Real jacked.

Hate the stupid camera angle from behind the home plate ump. Stop going to it.

fucking Rabies.

Santiago almost looks like Polanco? Really, McCarver? Jackass.

placido is one of a kind in the looks dept.

RICKY P!!!!! EAT SHIT GLAN!

Santiago almost looks like Polanco? Really, McCarver? Jackass.

That was one of the most stupid comments I've heard in a while.

placido is one of a kind in the looks dept.

This

'nother pain delay forthcoming for the Fagners.

real fucking steamed

nothing on Detroit radar. should be temp.

hanger.

Ricki...representin the hard working peeps of Detroit.

let's go fellas, string toggether some hits.

BOOMsticks acomin.

Hate this rain the way Ricki is dealin.

let's see if AJax can get on again. His success is very important to our team's success. [/McCarver]

Why was it such a big hit in the series when we LOST THE GAME TIMMY?

McCarver needs to stfu.

BOOM!

Leggo now Big Mig

MIGGY

Miguel is our best hitter, and when things are going well for our best hitter, we tend to really feed off that.

SHOCK THE WORLD!

THis is one time I wanna hail to the Victor. leggo

Come on now Victor!




BOOM!

THis is one time I wanna hail to the Victor. leggo

Oooh.

dayum

Real hungry, you guys. Might need to make that trip to Wendy's.

I'll take that deuce in the bottom of the deuce.

Oops! Bottom of the 3rd.

Think I'll go to BK and get a double whopper to coincide with that RBI double. lol!!!

I have no idea if I used "to coincide with" correctly. I just wanted to sound like one of those intelligent San Fagcisco types.

Delmon is really troopin' it out there, you guys. Delmon, this cold one is for you.

DaMan Young still getting it done in the field.

BOOM!

Ricki Friggin P is gettin it done today.

HERE WE GO DEL_MON HERE WE GO!

Dayum, Delmon. so close.

Juuuust foul.

/reversejinx

Always been in the Jersey Kid's corner.

#np Ace of Spades, because Rick's pitching like a real ace today. Ha!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT NOWWWW??????

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT NOWWWW??????

fucking idiots don't know how to

play the game.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME

reverse reverse jinx, you guys

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT NOWWWW??????

If this team, my team, needs a scapegoat, I will be that scapegoat.

(pause)

American exceptionalism.

Fucking hipsters.

Napoli is from San Francisco.

MADNESS!

Porcello anticipated the throw like he was Tom Brady or some shit.

FIST PUMP!!

Ricki...YOU, friend, are no Jim Schwartz.

FIST PUMP FROM THE JERSEY BRO!

203 But a good try, nonetheless.

I bet he listens to W.A.S.P. too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqO8LpE0GU4
YW

Boom boom SHOUT, boom boom SHOUT

^ or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnbkooM9CM8

Some good Jersey Metal for the kid from Jersey!

Did you see Santiago there? Looked almost identical to Polanco.

FUCKING DELMON

/Boom

Delmon can't throw the fuckin ball McCarver...maybe mention that.

SHIETT.

Delmon looks like Al Kaline too.

That was real cheap. Steaming.

SAFE? BULLSHIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TL-oF3mEULZdI

yeah he was safe

fuck.

Damn it, Jim!

I hope you're happy Glan.

I hope you're happy Glan.

no shit. an eternal fuckup in every aspect

Andrus looks just like George Bush.

Bush 41 that is. He doesn't look like 43 at all.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g0UIhC7_lT8/TlW7wdxFPWI/AAAAAAAAAQg/SyFBAmFylxs/s1600/jersey-girl.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg

^yup

Porcello almost looks like Kip Winger.

Not from Jersey^^^

Young is going to hit one right here.

Hey dickface, there's 2 outs. Focus on getting the dude at the plate out you fucking faggot.

THIS TEAM SUCKS DICK

fucking idiots.

YES 2-2 COUNT WITH TWO OUTS KEEP TRYING TO PICK HIM OFF

fucking senile prick.

hate Hate HATE Glan.

233, 234

Those

Ron Washington hyped like the first time he did coke. Fucking idiot.

Washington's coked out of his gourd right now.

Dick Porcello will only ever reach his full potential if he can get away from Leyland!!!

Coincidence that Kristin has gone? What a hipster bitch.

Jealous because his team hasn't been to a LCS in 19 years.

Seriously, complete r-tard.

Glan, you just never go full retard.

Hey Jimmy L...remember...don't pinch run for Miggy, ok?

If Jim wants to make Detroit proud, HE CAN LEAVE!!!

wow.

Go back to Minnesota, you fat bitch.

WAKE UP, AL

Glan's from minnesota too?

WAKE UP, AL!

Glan's from minnesota too?

OWNED!!!