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DE
10-13-2011, 06:39 PM
Maybe we ain't dead yet!

We ain't dead yet motherfuckers!

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:39 PM
Love that Cruz took a chance and it blew up in his face. Fucking jerk.

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:40 PM
THERE

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 06:40 PM
I love this team.

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:41 PM
IS

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:41 PM
YOUR

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:41 PM
DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0120/nfl_larrivee_200.jpg

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 06:46 PM
This is what would have happened to C GAY the last game if they wouldn't have called the game when they did. He was about to get shelled.

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:49 PM
Who goes for the Fagners in game 6?

Derek Holland's candy ass? Kenny's better.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 06:52 PM
Mad Max for the Tigs, right?

Timone
10-13-2011, 06:53 PM
yep, then Fister when we force game 7.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 06:56 PM
I'd let him pitch another inning.

DrRay11
10-13-2011, 06:59 PM
Mad Max for the Tigs, right?

dis.

if we win.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:01 PM
I'm sorry, I do not like AJax as a baseball player. I'm sure he's a stand-up guy personally.

DrRay11
10-13-2011, 07:02 PM
I'm sorry, I do not like AJax as a baseball player. I'm sure he's a stand-up guy personally.

so timid. Doesn't carry himself nearly as well as Curtis with regards to body language and mentality.

We did get Scherzer, though.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:05 PM
I could go for a lesser defensive player than can hit the effin ball, for chrissakes. When you are the Detroit Tigers, it should not be hard to find a center fielder that is decent at both... for the hard working peeps of Detroit that is.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:08 PM
wouldn't really have that much of a problem if he wasn't the f'in leadoff hitter.

but what do I know?

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:09 PM
I know Don frickin Kelly just about went yard again.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:09 PM
Lets do dis, JV!

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:10 PM
This is some good pizza.

mercury
10-13-2011, 07:11 PM
Right, Ajax still is young enough to break out... in the meantime he's a #9 hitter.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:11 PM
520 Damn, going back to phase 1 of my diet which is very little carbs. Sounds so good.

I had some spaghetti without frickin pasta. Weird. Just a salad and meat sauce.

Vinny
10-13-2011, 07:12 PM
Sure am glad I took care of Glan's bitch ass.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:12 PM
^ lol

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:13 PM
Right, Ajax still is young enough to break out... in the meantime he's a #9 hitter.


He needs to learn to bunt. At least I don't remember him bunting for base hits much. He needs to learn to steal. At least I don't remember him stealing much. Mostly just to hit.

mercury
10-13-2011, 07:13 PM
Should be some interesting discussions on the outfielder for 2012... Ajax, Kelly, Dierks, Raburn, Young, Miggy... still missing the real deal.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:14 PM
Right, Ajax still is young enough to break out... in the meantime he's a #9 hitter.

thank you. at least someone's got my back.

i know it's an unpopular opinion among tigers fans.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:16 PM
cruz is not human. what the fuck?

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:17 PM
DD...get Cruz next year.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:18 PM
FIVE FUCKING HOMERUNS IN THE LCS ALONE

Vinny
10-13-2011, 07:18 PM
WTF, as soon as I mention his goddamned name! NOONE SPEAK OF HIM.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:19 PM
Who closes this out, Perry?

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:20 PM
Perry throwing in the pen as I ask.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:21 PM
Cruz is juicing.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:22 PM
we could potentially be in a position to sweep if not for him.

probably not true, but we could be up in the series at least.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:23 PM
Why do I think we are going to need every frickin bit of our 7 runs to win this thing?

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:34 PM
Coke is coming back out? I guess I'm ok with that.












but I reserve the right to bitch about it later if things go bad.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:35 PM
3 run lead > 1 run lead that's for sure

Vinny
10-13-2011, 07:36 PM
Coke is coming back out? I guess I'm ok with that.






So are Ron and Hamilton.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:37 PM
Hamilton vs Coke... a battle Josh is all too familiar with LMAO!!!

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:37 PM
I just can't even care about the team hitting for the cycle. Who gives a shit!

I'm not a fan cuz of that?

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:38 PM
I just can't even care about the team hitting for the cycle. Who gives a shit!

I'm not a fan cuz of that?

just win, baby!

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:39 PM
wish these guys would just go away.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:40 PM
We all know what time it is...time for some coke.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:41 PM
least it ain't cruz

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:43 PM
not afraid of napoli

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:43 PM
we will see you saturday night!

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:43 PM
Never in doubt.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:44 PM
man, this team scares the bejeesus out of me.

it's like cano, except there's 4 or 5 of him.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:44 PM
least it ain't cruz

No shit.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:45 PM
day off should do avila, victor, et al some good.

Vinny
10-13-2011, 07:45 PM
OVAH!@!!@#@$@!@!

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:46 PM
I'm actually going to watch the Cards game cuz I'd like to watch a baseball game with no stress for a change.

Timone
10-13-2011, 07:47 PM
yeah, good idea. should do some good until cfb (USC-Cal) comes on.

Tahoe
10-13-2011, 07:50 PM
^ Damn, its frickin Thursday already? Love the Thursday night NCAA football games.

Timone
10-14-2011, 12:04 PM
I like this Nelson more:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLggqjddKM

(pump up song for tomorrow you guys!)

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 07:55 PM
Horeshit and Gunsmoke to sing the National Anthem.

Timone
10-15-2011, 07:59 PM
Let's do this.

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/5/1/8/2/1194986457498462712smiley010.svg.hi.png

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:02 PM
^ Did you take the needle? So you can post?

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:02 PM
"Verlander, you're...so...cool"

That was the strangest montage I've seen.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:04 PM
I'm black ops!

DE is loling furiously.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:04 PM
You ready for some baseball, dE?

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:05 PM
Wow, what's Buck's deal tonight?

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:06 PM
AJ LEADING OFF! Excellent!

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:07 PM
I'm going to stay quiet. Don't want any problems with you guys.

Just know that I love the Tigers too, even if you disagree with my opinions.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:07 PM
AJ LEADING OFF! Excellent!

Damn, struck out already.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:09 PM
AJax is an underrated leadoff hitter.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:10 PM
Good job AJ!

Who the fuck is Rayburn talking to?

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:11 PM
Good fucking job you fuckin idiot.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:13 PM
MIGGY!

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:14 PM
MEXILLENT!

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:14 PM
1-0 Tigers, should be 3-0!

Pretty sure this is only the second time of the series "we" have scored first.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:15 PM
If Holland's really been working on that stache for a while, that's sad. Still young though. Might have a Reynolds eventually.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:20 PM
Guarantee I don't know what will happen here.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:21 PM
He didn't 'shoot the gap in left field' you dumb ass.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:23 PM
Sherzy is countering the Gayngers fast ball hunting on the first pitch by throwing a change piece. Sweet...so far anyway.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:23 PM
Nice scoop by Miggy.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:24 PM
Sherzy is countering the Gayngers fast ball hunting on the first pitch by throwing a change piece. Sweet...so far anyway.

He must have WATCHED THE TAPE.

He's a real film junkie, like Dilfer.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:25 PM
If Peralta had more range, he'd have tagged him.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:31 PM
If only Jhonny had some power, too...

OH WAIT!

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:31 PM
I like Peralta's range there.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:32 PM
Finally some power from JP again.

Should be 4-0.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:34 PM
Vin should go heel on Glan more often.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:38 PM
WALK HIM!

Cruz, I mean.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:42 PM
Well, a double is better than a homer.

That's a win for Max.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:42 PM
What was that another 0-2?

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:42 PM
I'm going to rewind that to see what the count was but I bet it was a pitchers count and he still duked it.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:43 PM
1-2 I think? 2-2?

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:46 PM
I want to rewind but it's too big of a sitch right now.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:46 PM
Max needs to start throwing STRIKES!

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:48 PM
Fuck you Gayngers!

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:51 PM
The 9 hole... where AJax should be hitting right now!!

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:52 PM
Actually, Santiago is solid in that spot.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:52 PM
My Tiger!

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:52 PM
GDUB IN THE HIZOUSE!

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:54 PM
Rocking a pink shirt, too.

AJax isn't the type of hitter to hit and run with? Really? Thanks Tim.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:55 PM
I love when umps make a spectacle out of their calls. Self-important ass.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:55 PM
Damn... deja vu.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 08:56 PM
2-2 after the Gayngers bat? I think so.

Timone
10-15-2011, 08:59 PM
Damn... deja vu.

at least we know Miggy is going to knock one out again.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Inge has been awesome all postseason long at 3B. Even better scoop by Miggy though.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:02 PM
Homefield advantage in WS being decided in the All Star Game... still stupid.

The Cards have a worse record than both of "us" right?

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:05 PM
I think so. I'm just guessing cuz I don't know anything about baseball.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:05 PM
2-2 after the Gayngers bat? I think so.

might want to clear your PMs

also, change your PW if it's the the same as your Twitter PW.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:07 PM
Where'd that miss? Bullshit.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:08 PM
In comes Porcello, I'm thinking.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:08 PM
Gayngers take the lead. I'm not scurred.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:09 PM
might want to clear your PMs

also, change your PW if it's the the same as your Twitter PW.


I was trying the RJ. Didn't work.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:12 PM
No place to put him? lol Tim

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:13 PM
STILL ONLY 1 FUCKING OUT!

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:15 PM
he fucking went

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:16 PM
Scherzinger, as in Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls, is a douche. Bring in Porchello.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:16 PM
The senile one is going for matchups early. Guess he has to.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:17 PM
he fucking went

Yup

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:17 PM
Dude fucking went, though.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:18 PM
Hopefully those cocksucking umps go to the tunnel at the break here, watch the replay and see Cruz went and do some make-up strikes on Murphy or something.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:19 PM
Where did he miss? Selig is such a terrible commish. You're SUPPOSED to want game 7.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:21 PM
Really looking forward to the NFL games tomorrow, you guys.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:22 PM
How bout them Lions?

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Wtf happened to my r key?

nvm

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Schlereth did leave that up though. I just don't see going to Schlereth in that spot. His first appearance in this series?

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:24 PM
Going to watch every snap of that, then flip between Cowboys/Pats and the Ravens game. What's the Sunday night game?

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:26 PM
Vikings/Bears? Really? No thanks. First time in a while that the MNF game is actually more interesting.

Why not go to 1st? Jesus Christ, this team deserves to lose.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:27 PM
I think my Tiger should have went to first. I hate to agree with TM, but ...

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:28 PM
Damn this is going to suck. I don't intend on watching a single pitch of the World Series.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:28 PM
The networks are always a year or so late on matchups and Vikes, Bears just don't carry the viewership they once did, imo.

Christmas day is Packers Bears, iirc. Not a good matchup for the only game of the day.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:29 PM
Damn this is going to suck. I don't intend on watching a single pitch of the World Series.


I won't either. Seriously.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:30 PM
I've said it before, but I'm really not much of a baseball fan (in general). I love the Tigers, but that's about it.

Unfortunately, college bball is starting up soon. I might have to force myself to get into hockey.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:33 PM
This is kinda sad. But at least we showed up, unlike the others. We're true fans. We stick with this team through thick and thin.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:33 PM
I think I might go to the local bar and see what's up...they never have the TV on baseball.

DE
10-15-2011, 09:33 PM
I know deserve is a relative term in sports. But I just feel that if they should lose the series this game, the Tigers sure as hell didn't deserve this score.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:33 PM
Watching Jersey Shore and the Wings game.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:34 PM
Wings are down 2-0 too... check that, 2-1. Just scored. Wish my good luck could rub off on teh Tigs.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:35 PM
This is kinda sad. But at least we showed up, unlike the others. We're true fans. We stick with this team through thick and thin.

And then I posted that I'm bailing...oops!

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:36 PM
This puts a lot of presh on the Lions manana to win.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:36 PM
Same here, but I did that intentionally

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:36 PM
3rd inning? LOL

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:36 PM
At least we have the whole "we don't have Ordonez, Boesch or Guillen" thing to fall back on, lol.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:37 PM
This puts a lot of presh on the Lions manana to win.

Wolverines lose, the Tigers lose, the Pistons probably lost. Real bad day for michigan. Real disastrous.

Sick of this.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:37 PM
I'm signing off.

Sick of this.

Tahoe
10-15-2011, 09:38 PM
At least we have the whole "we don't have Ordonez, Boesch or Guillen" thing to fall back on, lol.


And Avilla, Young and Martinez were hurt. :)

DE
10-15-2011, 09:38 PM
Wolverines lose, the Tigers lose, the Pistons probably lost. Real bad day for michigan. Real disastrous.

Sick of this.

Well unless you're an MSU fan I guess.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:38 PM
And we already won our WS in New York anyway.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:39 PM
Well unless you're an MSU fan I guess.

I don't think people are really MSU fans. just alums or something.

Timone
10-15-2011, 09:45 PM
Arizona State-Oregon at 10:15

Sucks being sick - not that I'd really go out anyway - but that'll keep me ennertained.

Timone
10-16-2011, 12:03 AM
Sucks, but I do a much better job at managing losses these days.

Vinny
10-16-2011, 01:29 AM
Guess now I have to figure out how to make peace with Glan. Still hate Hate HATE him. We would have won this godamned series....

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:40 AM
meant handling. mistakes happen when you get too many cold Dews in you.

Timone
10-16-2011, 01:41 AM
I propose that we change the "The Stands" to "Texas" and swat this thread to that hellhole.

mercury
10-16-2011, 02:40 AM
Don't have a problem losing to the better team (and they clearly were)...
pieces needed?... decent lefty starter... a legit 2 way Outfielder (preferably a leadoff hitter with a good ob%... dump some dead weight.... not far away

Tahoe
10-17-2011, 07:20 PM
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