Super stoked about this Saints/Packers game tonight, you guys.

GO COLSTON

Go Colston/Brees

Brees/Rodgers/Pack D lol

I went the four team route this year. Pretty lame, I know.

You do one fantasy draft and then you get hooked.

I got Finley in another League, so somewhat rooting for him too, but not too much because fuck Green Bay

Damn, no Tigers game to watch to keep busy.

"Audibles" is stupid.

Why do I get the feeling these idiots think their shit doesn't stink?

Damn, no Tigers game to watch to keep busy.

This

'zona vs. Oklahomo State at 8, should be good for a half hour.

Nothing gets me pumped for football like MAROON FUCKIN' 5. #audibles

What's with this fag music that only shit-eating liberals listen to? Lady Ga Ga? REALLY? Where's the fucking Nickelback? Sick of this.

I'll admit I'm not the most patriotic cat, because I'm a godless faggot, but that was a cool visual with the crowd and the flag.

Josh Shitton.

Colston fumbles. sux guyz

Colston fumbles. sux guyz

Probably a lib.

This is going to be a massacre, lol.

Maybe not. BREESUS

Not a fan of Finley's punk-ass showboating, and neither is bukdow. Does he have a neck tat?

Aaron Godgers.

The Aints defense is an embarrassment.

Rodgers is fucking sick. God damnit. Stafford-esque.

Pack going back2back™.

(™ Glan Enterprises, LLC)

BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!!

[/JR]

Is there a QB in the league that looks more chill out there than Godgers?

Besides Stafford.

He did WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

holy shit

Al and Cris didn't even know HOW to react.

Fun game, I wish it wasn't on in the middle of the night.

Jarrett BUSH made that play, not Jarrett ODUMBA.

Incredible stuff. Don't want it to end.

Anybody know what the o/u was?

Wonder how many times these 2 will go over this year?

$50 on over for every game for both teams = $500+ net?

FIRE UP THE SPORTSBOOK!

Also, what happened to the sportsbook?

Glan has "more important" work to do, like troll the Ta

^

Trr oo oooo oo ll ll llll ack cough piss scratch fart jerkit Hannity

I'm bored, bros. I wish there was an NFL game on today.

Got the Tigers, at least.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

16-13 lil' bro

OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

How are my Raven's doing?

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care if it's just week 1, I'm loving this game.

Glan's Bears.

This won't take back the painful losses "we" have had against PIT, but it's a new season and this has been a lot of fun.

Awesome sports weekend.

Just tuned in, but my defense caused 5 turnovers?

Glan's Bears.

Don't sleep on them.

$cam 9/13 198 yards 2 TD vs. the Cards.

That's like 22 ypa, too, so it's not like he's just dink and dunking.

nope, he's thrown some beautiful passes, absolutely

and a pick

Got the Vikings/Chargers game on Fox. Kudos to the dude with the WTC shaved into the back of his head. That's pretty cool.

lol'd @ Jared Allen's interception.

Dude was running side-by-side with Matthews.

Dude threw for 422 yards in his debut. Shit.

The return of Faith Hill. BOO

Thoroughly surprised and impressed by Cam Newton.

Czaban had that game as his "lock of a lifetime". Of course, he's a big time Cam hater, calls him "the black Tebow".

Romo, still an idiot, but #FANTASY.

Got Dez starting, too.

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/155630_o.gif

Dez Bryant is thee shit.

Have always hated the Cowboys with a passion, but this team isn't all that hateable. I actually like Garrett, even.

The Jets, OTOH, different story. I don't even mind Sanchise, but Rex, Santonio, Plax, and "Can't Wait" can all go to hell.

LOL@ JETS!

Dallas' D is bringin it this year. Completely different look, imo.

Since I ran Ux off, it's ok to hate on the Cowboys all we want now.

Dalla Brokeback Cowboys

Nice catch, homes.

What I hate the most about the Jets:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/316393/thumbs/r-SANTONIO-HOLMES-JETS-large570.jpg

Way to go Homo!

OH SHIT MO FOS!

Revis is one of those guys you hate because they're just so good... kinda like Peyton (R.I.P.), Brady et al.

And Kirk Cousins.

LOL @ Brokebacks

Read some Cowboy poetry and cheer up, Ux.

The DB play by the Jets tonight has been the best I've seen in a while. Great competition between Boy's WR and Jets DBs. So cool to watch.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gay_cowboys.jpg

The DB play by the Jets tonight has been the best I've seen in a while. Great competition between Boy's WR and Jets DBs. So cool to watch.

Brian Kelly should prolly call the DB coach up.

'WE' just have awesome WR's.

Read some federally funded Cowboy poetry and cheer up, Ux.

lol

Man, that was an awesome tackle. I tackled bukdow like that when I saw him on the street once.

#77 I'll take an assist, but you scored with that one, bro.

I'ma pull for the Cowboys. I dislike both teams, but they aren't a conference foe for my team.

eltee

Rob Ryan, with that goatee, seriously looks like my grandfather, if my grandfather was fat.

HOMO!

Romo blows it again. What a doof.

REVIS ISLAND

I seriously thought Dallas might be a different team this year. Doh!

I like the Jets. Since I was a youngster and we all know how long ago that was.

Emerson Boozer, et al.

I like their jerseys. Probably my favorite NFL unis.

Oh crap, Sanchez almost Romo'd it.

Kind of wanted this to go to OT.

I mean no disrespect to the 911 victims, but putting a reference to it in every situation of a sporting event is getting weird to me.

Glan's Bears.


@RealSkipBayless: I don't want to jinx the Bears, but yesterday was about how underrated they are, not how bad Atlanta is. Write off JCutler at your own peril

lol

That guy can be a real crack up.

I can't wait to check his tweets later tonight and see him whine about how Denver should be starting Tebow.

GO DOLPHINS

Gaylor Lautner, what a fruity bastard.

Terrordome his ass, Tahoe.

lol @ Fergie trying to sing. Still though, I'd PIHB.

That was horrible.

I have to turn those things. Can't hang.

HOLY FUCK, JUST START TEH GAME

I'm switching between Rafi in the finals and bootball.

Bush running hard.

Looks like a "MAN ON A MISSION" this year. Seriously, he's got a real chip on his shoulder. He's looking to take that next step.

So far, it looks like the Pats still have no pass rush.

I'm sure Belichick, being the GENIUS that he is, will make some adjustments though.

Henne has already burned two timeouts. What a joke this guy is.

And to think, MSU went 0-4 against him. LOL!

That phins drive felt like it took for-fucking-ever due to the timeouts.

Nice play, but who the fuck is Matthew Slater?

Any relation to A.C.?

You know, Brady is pretty decent when he has time.

^ oh fuck off, you faggot. lol

WAT I DO

What happened to you? You've changed.

^ nazi lol

You want to step outside?

Because I'm willing to take this to PM.

^ fuckin tar

Tirico loves when he gets to talk about UM. Stupid shit-for-brains, UM-loving cock gobbler.

v Religious wacko.

you know he's a fuckin lib.

A battle of scUM QBs. Yawn.

Let me know when Hoyer gets in.

Looking forward to the Pats cock gobbling after the game(s).

lolphins

511 yards. Impressive, even if it is Brady.

Welker yac was mother fuckin impressive.

511 yards. Impressive, even if it is Brady.

Imagine how many thousands Hoyer would have had.

Can't wait until my guy Davone Bess gets onto a team that actually understands how to use him correctly.

HOF

bvr;ww

I think Henne has run more tonight than he did in his 4 years at scUM.

Marshall TD plz

So the Raiders are playing the Broncos and Dilfer is calling it?

Think I'll pass.

Brokeback Broncos.

Got Janikowski starting and he just drilled a 63-yard FG.

:flair:

Vinny Jackson has turned on beast mode.

SD's Vinny Jackson, not WTF's.

Pats offense is scary. Brady is a surgeon. Damnit.

JESSE HOLLEY

YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT IT ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!

Would be very Notre Dame-ish if they missed this.

VICK RETURNS TO ATLANTA!!

THE DRAMA! THE EXCITEMENT! THE COSTAS! IT'S FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA! ONLY ON NBC!!!

ALRIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT

Kind of weird watching Patrick and the other guys just stand around the table and talk. Are they not allowed to sit down?

CHAIRS ARE FOR CLOSERS!

LOL @ Tebow going in after Royal got hurt.

What a quagmire.

Obama's going to have to step in eventually.

Poor Chiefs.

Wtf does samuel l have to do with anything? Was he just bored?

lol that was awesome^

Missed all of the action today, you guys. Spent the day with the fam.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of the day's action?

I'm not expecting "Berman-quality", just a few high and low points.

This is Matty Ice's house.

Vick will be lucky to last 10 games. Dream team? More like a nightmare season. LOL!!

Missed all of the action today, you guys. Spent the day with the fam.

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of the day's action?

I'm not expecting "Berman-quality", just a few high and low points.
Lions are bestest, Bears the suck, Green Bay almost choked, steelers beat a bad football team handily, san fran had dallas beat and choked it away, denver's not very good but beat bengals anyways, jamaal charles DONE, Oakland choked away a huge lead in buffalo.

Matty Ice sucks.

Lions are bestest, Bears the suck, Green Bay almost choked, steelers beat a bad football team handily, san fran had dallas beat and choked it away, denver's not very good but beat bengals anyways, jamaal charles DONE, Oakland choked away a huge lead in buffalo.

$cam threw for 400+ again.

Belichick is still a genius.

Andrew Luck to the Colts.

Exactly what I was looking for. Thanks, bros.

What is that, three picks for Matty Ice? More like Matty Thrice. Lol!!!

Damn, 2.

He's dropped a deuce out there!

There we go.

Not an Eagles fan, not a Falcons fan.

I'm a McCoy and Turner fan!

Just have to get into a position for my kicker to beat Eli tomorrow, LOL!!

fucking headhunter

Cunta Robinson.

Pointing to the scoreboard is such a classic, you guys. Ha!

Things are getting chippy out there.

See, I don't agree with that at all. It should be a free play after the offsides, anything but a personal foul by the offense should be ok. It shouldn't offset. The grounding was caused in part by the offsides.

Jones has a lot to learn but mannnn, that guy is HUGE. Physically comparable to CJ.

How good is McCoy? Damn, dude looks incredible.

ONLY 23 POINTS DOWN NOW

COME ON, WE CAN DO THIS

Steelers/Colts is going to be terrible next week.

Y U NO THROW TO TONY G

This is going to sound bad, but I want to see Kafka get knocked out of the game so Ronnie Brown can play QB.

Would Brown hand it to McCoy?

If so, I might go along with you.

Who the fuck is this Kafka guy?

You don't remember him from Northwestern?

Atlanta gonna blitz?

Wow, big win for ATL. Didn't really deserve it.

Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to fall short in this week's matchup, but WE NEVER GAVE IN.

COOL AS ICE

"SIGNATURE WIN"

SAVED THE SEASON

MACLIN CHOKED

Matt Ryan cockriding going on right now.

I'm surprised. LOL SIKE

Rams/Giants ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Disagree. My av says it all.

I have Hakeem "Stevie" Nicks (/Berman) going in one of my leagues. Still going to be boring.

If I was an NFL kicker, I would point to my name on the back of my jersey like that after every kick. Make or miss.

I'm probably going to watch and root for Eli to get knocked around, though.

Something like this would be nice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcynSYgQ7-A

I bet even Archie is booing Eli, LOL!!

That facemask and shield that Canty is wearing is pretty awesome.

Two bad teams, especially (what's left of) the Giants.

I wonder how much Coughlin hates Eli.

Spags looks like a gym teacher.

JUST GIVE IT TO TRUNG CANIDATE

Fack.

lol @ LT

Josh Brown needs to put this Rams team on his back.

leggooooooooooo

and then abruptly stop and kick a FG

MCDANIELS

Get to his favorite hash mark!

YES!!

McDaniels fist pump for the FG!!

I think I have Brown going in one of my leagues, too. I'll have to check.

Just do that every drive and :we: 'll be fine!

Had Mason Crosby starting over him.

Nice 0.00 from that dunce, Antonioverrated Gaytes.

A pick from Eli would be noice here.

Is a turnover here too much to ask?

Devin Thomas sighting, LOL!

Is he playing for the Rams now? HAHA! BUST!

Let's take a fantasy scoreboard break:

Glan's Bishes - 88
The Squishers - 85
(micknugget)

Surprised mick's team's name isn't anything Leyland related.

I think he's been The Squishers for years now.

Obviously these refs all have Eli on their fantasy squads as well.

Eli WOMANning

Rams might be the stupidest team in the league. So many dumb and untimely penalties.

88-86.

Hopefully the Rams don't get any dumb ideas about needing TDs, just stick to the gameplan.

FGs = GOLD

If the Ravens don't blow out the Rams on Sunday, I'm hopping on the Lions bandwagon. Both teams suck, but the Rams suck a lot more.

Every snap seems like a disaster waiting to happen for the Rams.

KICK IT!!!!!!!!

Hey, this one's still in reach!

Marcus_Ray29 Marcus Ray
Sam Bradford is the real deal.. There is no reason why every team in the NFL shouldnt have a top flight elite QB

@OfficialZBeau once Sam Bradford is not under the tutelege of Josh McDaniel he will be good.. Brady made McDaniel look good]

Foreskins @ Cowboys with Kitna (possibly) at the helm? Yikes. Not off to a good start, MNF.

Foreskins? LOL!!

Not that this Sunday night will be any better.

I know it's a team effort and all, but it's also kind of strange that he'd call Bradford elite while his team's down 12.

I really haven't been impressed with Bradford at all tonight.

But what do I know, I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME.

I got him re: McDaniels when I brought up Cassel.

Then again, when you have a GENIUS at head coach....

If Romo isn't going to go against WSH, I might have to start Eli. fuck

Still think the talent around Bradfuck (that was a classic, Tahoe. Ha!) is mediocre at best.

And tenuous, at worst.


Wait.

Dear Eli,

Throw the ball AT YOUR OWN PERIL!

It's strange to hear guys that were average or below average QBs during their playing career break shit down.

Oh well, AT LEAST THEY PLAYED THE GAME!!!

Tony Romo: symbol of courage.

HA!!

Kind of want to see this Eagles/Giants game, you guys.

#rivalryrenewed

Kind of want to see this Eagles/Giants game, you guys.

#rivalryrenewed

yawn.

I saw all I want/need to see of the Giants on Monday.

I think I heard that the Colts have either 5 or 6 natioanlly televised prime time games this year.

LOL!!

yawn.

I saw all I want/need to see of the Giants on Monday.

The Giants bore me, and I hate Eli, but I'm a sucker for trash talk.

It's the wrasslin' fan in me.

Texans/Saints is going to be hot.

Got that Sunday Ticket yesterday. DirecTV called with their best offer, $160 for the year with free to-go. Split between 4 roommates it's a no-brainer

What time on Sunday?

Also, will you be providing brunch?

What time on Sunday?

Also, will you be providing brunch?

Okay this is nerdy, but I want the three of you to go out together one night (Vin, Dr, b-d) and then each of you write a blog post about the night from your perspective.

Needs to happen.

b-d in his white jeans, lol

D's Nuts is invited, too.

I've been standing outside N-Rack since last night waiting for the doctor. Totally jacked some guy with a stethoscope. Turned out it was a different Dr. Had to be sure though.

I'm the only one with a stingray face.

Okay this is nerdy, but I want the three of you to go out together one night (Vin, Dr, b-d) and then each of you write a blog post about the night from your perspective.

Needs to happen.

Gold.

No reason for this not to happen.

OT: I might be in DeKalb soon for FistingForTwo's wedding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ&feature=player_embedded

WE WENT INTO PITTSBURGH AND WE FUCKING BEAT THEIR ASSES IN PITTSBURGH

"Let's go!!!" - David Nelson

I <3 Shady McCoy.

Holy shit! Pick 6 for Bills.

Once down 21-0, now up 31-24.

Brady with 4 INTs.

Brady had 4 INTs all of last season.

TD DROP BY OCHOCINCO!!!

This is crazy.