I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED

offensive

I thought for sure they wouldn't let Ravens win it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I' MGOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT

Ok Big Ben...8 secs left big guy.

Great fuckin game.

How do you like being REVERSE JINXED, GLAN? LOL!!!

Great fuckin game.

anyone that doesn't think this is the best rivalry in football can SUCK MY ASS.

My Ravens went into their house and dominated.

WTFDetroit WTFDetroit.com
Gatorade bucket dumped on Harbaugh. I hope there's a 3rd time.

Why, so Joe Cool can pwn you guys again? LOL!!

14-21 3rd down conversion for one of the most prolific offenses in the NFL...my Ravens. lol

I'll be back in a minute...but you'll prolly be gone, so c ya manana.

I'ma stick around a bit. GLAN is trying to troll some twitter folk. Whatever helps you cope, I guess.

Man, sucks this wasn't a playoff game. Sure as fuck felt like one... to use the ol' cliche.

Saints/Falcons on FOX, Cowboys/Williams on CBS. Pretty nice.

I've got a few (fantasy) horses in those races.

A couple TD throws from Homo to Cryant would be nice.

O FUCK YEAH, DEZ

Helluva catch by Dez earlier.

Don't know what their rankings are, but the Cowboys D plays really physical.

IF there's such a thing as Defensive Coordinator of the Year, Sexy Robbie might be a front runner.

I'd like to see Buffalo come back and win this thing.

I'd like to see Buffalo come back and win this thing.

So does Boomer.

Wish Romo would air it out some more.

Bungals hanging around with the Steelers.

For a team with a few nice offensive pieces, the Failcons sure are boring to watch.

CBS now going to Steelers/Bengals EFF YEAH.

God I hate Mendenhall.

THE RED RIFLE.

Dude's the real deal.

Matty Douche, throw it to Tony G.

I might try this Tebowing thing...seems to work for him.

Ray Rice TD pass to Dickson. Awesome.

Tonight should be fun. Got the Jets.

Fuck it dude, let's go Harbowling.

1, 2, 3 BALL OUT!

Pretty good game tonight...so far.

Thom Brennaman doing a Tebow game. DEAR GOD NO

GO BROWNS!

Brownies moving it in the air pretty well. Maybe this won't be as bad as I thought it'd be.

Need the Steelers to lose.

Ben hurt, taken to the back. Charlie Bitch now in.

GO BROWNS!

Trying that reverse psychology thang in honor of Glans return. Not working.

They might hold on tonight, but I'm looking at an L next Monday against SF if they're without Ben. Would work for me.

I've always dug the Steelers throwbacks.

BEN NEEDED A CART. UH OH

Wow...Browns D stepped up right there.

But not there.

Decent effort. Zek would be proud.

It's just what :we: do.

If the Colts go 0-16, does Orlovsky get some Hall consideration?

Nobody has ever played on two 0-16 teams!

RAWWDGERS! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Dislike the Cowboys and Giants, but I love watching 'em when they get together. Fun game.

Nicks is a straight up beast. God damn.

Is Nickerbockers his full last name, BTW? Lol, Hakeem Nickerbockers. I crack myself up.

Hope this goes to OT...

If Nicks didn't play WR I could see him being a great Nickelback.

Man, TB is awful.

the NFL has been slacking lately. This week's early games are absolutely horrible. Bengals/Rams, seriously? You're going to do this to me?

Jets/Eagles, Ravens/Chargers, Tom/Tim and PIT/SF later and tomorrow though.

Pats D is such a disgrace, lol.

Somewhere Matt Millen, Paris Lenon, Shaun McDonald and Travis Fisher will be getting together soon to pop open some champagne as the last win-less team got their first win today once again ensuring that no team in the NFL will go 0-16 and break the Lions epic record.

It's Tebow time you guys! There's just something about that kid...

Something MAGICAL?

He's a gamer. He's a baller.

Was that chick about to cry? You guys are still going to be in first place. Dumb bitch.

Let's go, you guys. Don't embarrass me again.

Let's run the ball, let's play good defense, and let's not turn the football over on the football field in tonight's football game.

Eat shit, my 2nd cousin.

Guy lives in the SD area. Think he's a Chargers fan.

Hate that fucking guy.

Cuntiff is awful.

I hope the Ravens D knocks Rivers cock in his watch pocket. PUT A FUCKIN HURTIN ON HIM!

Not that I don't like Rivers but we play them assholes next week.

Our D is a disgrace right now.

We're better than this.

Yes, please keep running at them.

Secondary is being torched right now. Ed needs the fountain of youth.

This game's over. Need the 49ers to win tomorra.

I haven't been keeping track, but thought my Ravens could have knocked the Bolts out of the playoffs tonight. I think they will be fired up next week after this win.

Losers. Would hate to play this team in the playoffs.

Missed FG. So you're saying there's a chance.

I bet the Raven's haven't scored 24 in a quarter too many times in the last couple of years.

They sure won't tonight.

LET'S GO 49ERS

Wonder if Joe Flacco is still upset that Tebow is getting too much ink?

It's all about Stafford now. The real Matty Ice.

Going to be a good one, you guys. A real slugfest. Need the 49ers to win after last night's debacle.

Is Ben playing, or are my sources wrong?

Berman and the rest of those clowns get about 4 hours to run their mouths on Sunday, but that's not enough - let's give them another hour and a half on Monday!

Power outage... more Berman. Click.

Its' a fucking power outage, you clown. Nobody went on a shooting spree.

What a dumpy stadium. My 49ers deserve better.

It will be a real battle, yes. I expect that the team that wants it more will win.

49ers could be up 14 right now. Those missed opportunities will come back to haunt them, methinks.

"Where's James Harrison when you need him?" Ben, you're so funny!

But let's be frank, the Steelers would probably be up 28+ if it weren't for these stupid power outages.

Can I still be Garth?

"The Great White" is one of the worst WWE-related nicknames ever. And that's saying something.

@jharrison9292: If I cant play then can't nobody play... Lights out!

Catholic Church commercial lol

Did the power go out AGAIN? Jesus.

This game kinda sucks.

Feels gimmicky.

Head cold prohibits me from getting into this game.

This 49ers team is one of the most boring in history.

Still gotta root for them though.

Call this sombitch for the 49ers Glan...put that reverse jinx to the test again.

OT: Chargers/Lions will be a lot of fun on Saturday.

"Potential Super Bowl Preview"

SATURDAY? WTF?

Glad I found that shit out here at the one and fuckin only WTFDetroit. Otherwise I might have missed it.

Call this sombitch for the 49ers Glan...put that reverse jinx to the test again.

It's pretty obvious that the Niners have in the bag.

SATURDAY? WTF?

Glad I found that shit out here at the one and fuckin only WTFDetroit. Otherwise I might have missed it.

There's only like 1 game on Sunday, IIRC. Packers/Bears.

Oh yeah, forgot about Christmas. Chirstmas spirit just ain't gonna happen this year...at home.

Touchdown, Saaaaaan Trancisco!

Ballgame.

Bears/Packers on Christmas: a tradition like no other.

I like watching Antonio Brown play football.

Niners will be 11-3 after this game? whouda thunk it?

If fiddy fo didn't tackle him, he would have made some yards.

SF's front seven is fantastic, and that's without Willis tonight.

Missed it.

Niners are really good, no doubt.

Shitty call. Who was calling that, Cam Camoron?

PLAY TO WIN!

Woodley not coming back. Hammy.

Crotchery coming up with some big catches.

Ryan Clark's a punk, but he makes a nice play every now and then. Nice job, Ryan.

Dar.

Time for bed.

REFS FUCK US AGAIN

THIS IS BULLSHIT

TWO MORE DAYS.

WHO'S EXCITED?

I hate musical performances. I hate music. I want football.

It's 8 fucking 30, let's kick this off. We don't need any more of this celebration crap.

Michaels/Collinsworth. So stale.

Awful.

That was horrible. Go away, Laqueefah.

Shoulda started Giants D? SMH.

Shoulda started Giants D? SMH.


Maybe not. LOL!!

ANOTHER flag. Jesus!

The Cowboys can't blow this one, can they?

Miles Austin should change his name to Austin Miles. Sounds better.

LET'S GO:

TOM BRADY
JORDY NELSON
ANTONIO BROWN
DESEAN JACKSON
FRED JACKSON
DOUG MARTIN
BRANDON PETTIGREW
ROBBIE GOULD
BEARS D
RODDY WHITE
HEYWARD-BEY
LAURENT ROBINSON
RAY RICE
DARREN SPROLES
JERMICHAEL FINLEY
SEATTLE DEFENSE

WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Packers/49ers should be awesome today. SUPERBOWL PRE... wait...

not really paying attention, but I have NFL Network on and I can tell it's much more bearable than that Sunday NFL Countdown garbage.

TEBLOW JUST TOOK THE FIELD.

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/american-football.html

You need to keep that under wraps, homeboy.

But I guess it's out of US jurisdiction, so we're good.

Cuntler being Cuntler. Pick six.

RG3 is Kelsey outta Kelsey so far.

Shitzpatrick is fucking garbage, man.

RG3 is a damn stud, man!!!!!

Julio Jones has turned out to be a stud. Not surprising, he went to BAMA.

MATTY ICE

I think this is the last year I draft my own players. I'm pretty bad at it, despite my extensive knowledge of the game.

Steelers or Broncs tonight, Glanny?

Wrong thread, brah.

Michael DICK is such a joke.

Blair Walsh (MSU alum?) hit a 55-yarder to send the game to OT. Jags/Vikings is surprisingly interesting.

No idea why I thought he was a Sparty.

^ Figured it out. I got him mixed up with Blair White.

Griffin is a god damn stud. Dude has it.

I need a score from Sproles badly, here.

49ers/Packers tiem. Yaya.

Fuck, it's Buck.

SPROLES, YES!

Griffin is a god damn stud. Dude has it.

For sure. He's great.

LambZBeau Field is looking pretty nice today.

Joey harrington, Eddie George and Erin Andrews? ahahahaha

RANDY MOSS IS BACK!!! :magic:

Throw the god damn ball to Finley.

DUSTUP!!!

Looked like he stepped on him unintentionally imo.

Finley kinda brought it on himself though.

Finley TD!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bbvbTolx1rr6x4t.gif

Pulling for the Pack...so many obnoxious 9er fans.

Woodson is one of my all-time favs, but the dude's starting to lose it.

Pulling for the Pack...so many obnoxious 9er fans.

I'm not really rooting for or against anybody, because I like watching both teams, but I get where you're coming from since you live in the area. I would think that a Lions fan would root for a tie or something though.

fuck a commercial.

I'm not really rooting for or against anybody, because I like watching both teams, but I get where you're coming from since you live in the area. I would think that a Lions fan would root for a tie or something though.

After saying Staff can't get it done, many here assume I'm not. :(

solid kick from David "Clay" Aikens.

Joe "Layne" Staley's got a cut on his nose.

This is real football, you guys.

I'll never forget Ngata completely obliterating Big Ben's nose.

Aldon Smith = high motor. Jake Ryan-esque.

49ers D is so legit, you guys.

Akers, wow.

49ers D is so legit, you guys.

So is their FG kicker

Pam Oliver is AWESOME!

Woodson is still awesome!

Fuck you, ZBeau!

My 49ers.

Shoulda been a flag on SF there.

These refs are awful.

Peyton is as annoying as I remember.

You ready for some football, Glan?

He named one of his kids Mosley? Meh, whatever. I've heard worse. I'm named worse.

When do the communists normally start these games? I have not tuned in yet. Don't wanna listen to their bullshit or Faith Hill.

8:20ish, supposively

ALRIGHT, SUNDAY NIGHT

Can't stand this bitch.

They made the intro even more bloated. Unbelievable.

Remember when I trolled Ryan Clark on Twitter?

Missy Franklin: 0/10 would not

Doesn't look like Ben got it to me.

PEYTON IS BACK!! :Magic:

Nobody even came close to touching the dude.

Peyton got that shit done, right there.

Awesome call.

Especially after being on the sideline for an hour.

Are the Steelers DONE with this core?

I really don't know that much about them, but watching Palmalo getting worked on that last TD kinda tells you something.

I expect they have a lil sumpin sumpin left in the tank but overall, they need some fuckin different faces.

I wouldn't have a huge problem with them winning this game, as long as Mike Wallace does jack shit... for fantasy purposes.

Would be cool if Brown got a score though.... also for fantasy purposes.

Sanders is dead.

They were 'done' right there til a stupid foul.

Crowd needs to chill on that one.

I'm impressed by Denver's speed on D, but again, look who they're going up against. No offense.

Miller is a fuckin bad ass.

DWYER IS THE NEXT JEROME BETTIS.

TOP discrepancy.

^^ Shhhheeeeeeeeeit negro...

is he? I have no idea.

Dwyer was on that last run

Let's come up with a shitty Berman nickname for him.

Heath Miller is a CLOSER. This guy lives for these situations.

Let's come up with a shitty Berman nickname for him.

Wonder what his first name is?

Jonathan "Can You Take Me" Dwyer.

Creed references are so money, you guys. Ha!

Jonathan Bring Me a Dwyer Love

^ Berman loves him some Steve Winwood.

Let's come up with a shitty Berman nickname for him.

He's the short bus till he fuckin learns how to close.

He's the short bus till he fuckin learns how to close.

lol @ the short bus.

Dude probably doesn't sell drugs half as well as Jerome did, either. I guess I was a lil' premature.

Is Carl's Jr going younger or The Tahoe getting older?

Isaac "Chris" Redman

NO, NOT WALLACE! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

THAT'S A BAD STEELER.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Is Carl's Jr going younger or The Tahoe getting older?

is the tahoe the real or the fake like the no good raisin balls motherfucker tito santana

The look on Gym Shorts's face after that was priceless.

That was cool.

Harbaugh backed him down with 'the look'. Gym Shorts is a wuss.

Peyton is ballin' like Eli.

Guy has time to film another commercial behind that line.

This laggin mother fuckin WTFDEtroit

But 87 for Denver was in la la land when 84 was trying to get the first.

I think we're going to usher in a new boom period for WTFDetroit.

Soon we'll have some good posters again.

Fuckin mother fuck just lags like a bitch for me.

I mean I got some serious shit to post and the lag just kills all my good shit.

The lag's due to so many new people registering right now, IMO.

Why is Tomlin being such a bitch and waiting to throw the flag....throw the mother fucker you bitch.

That's not Tomlin, that's Omar Epps.

The lag's due to so many new people registering right now, IMO.

HELLZ YEA!

The games today seem like they are taking forever.

From this point forward....when the Steelers win a SB, Tomlinson gets credit...no longer Cowher's team.

Tammi is an awful last name for a football player.

I hope the Broncos win and Chris comes back.

I seriously thought Elway was fuckin up but not so far.

1 game does not a season make though. SSS.

Chris "Blame it on the" Rainey.

Milli Vanilli, you guys. LOL!

That was a damn good throw to end up an incompletion.

This game's over.

That Assassin's Creed commercial is pretty dope.

Who saw Polamalu get juked? HAHA! OWNED!!!

PM is workin the clock.

God damn.

Pick play...not called.

Tebow time!

McGahee can still beast for a dude who's about as old as Glan.

Tebow would have gotten it in the end zone there.

Silly Gator.

Looked like Brown got hit HTH

They do that low snap shit on purpose during these moments. Fucking showboaters.

Ben can escape like no other in a long long time.

^ EXTENDING THE PLAY

If Wallace ends up catching another TD I'm going to be mad.

Oh shit...lol

Karma.

See ya tomorrow night!

Good game.

Don't forget to watch DAN MILLER after the game, Fool.

The Dapper One.

Gla gonna blame the game on the Oline again I bet. Just can't fault the rapists, no matter what he does.