https://twitter.com/BigELangston

No one will prolly follow, because he's a rassler, but still, dude's great.

@Hickson21


S/O to all the strippers in the world. I know society y'all a bad reputation. It's good tho I don't judge. I definitely respect y'all hustle

@__MICHAELJ0RDAN (https://twitter.com/__MICHAELJ0RDAN)


@__MICHAELJ0RDAN

people still call me Hair Jordan even though i shave my head. now that's paper.

@dennisrodman
It's true, I'm in North Korea. Looking forward to sitting down with Kim Jung Un. I love the people of North Korea. #WORMinNorthKorea

Dude's killing it.

Such a weird story.

http://m.deadspin.com/5987360/

Not really recommended, but @StephMcMahon. I'ma get my account back and have some fun later.

Might get banned from the 'tter completely.

!!!

@joshgroban

I don't think I've posted a person who's really worth following in a long time....

@TedNugent is fun

@_FloridaMan

@PapaGrande46

This could be good.

@MLiveCommenter

@fandanbeau

This guy is extra horrible tonight. Still, lol.

@YesYoureRacist

@BillClinton

This could be fun, boys!

#TeamBeauldie #OnFire

https://twitter.com/janephd1

She could also go on the Twitter Trollin' thread.

Along the same lines as @MLiveCommenter, https://twitter.com/dumbshitonmlive

http://www.twitter.com/dantoniomark

Legit?

Is Twitter fucked for you too? #smh

ficksed. Is he following @Tom_Izzo?

http://www.twitter.com/dantoniomark

Legit?


https://twitter.com/CoachDuzzMSU

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3126040306/9cb525132069902484d8972b2745302f.jpeg

@walkerantoine8

@jay_bentley

@RayComfort


@RayComfort 23 Jun

If you want to play the numbers game with “Thousands of scientists believe in evolution!” Billions believe in creationism. We win.


@RayComfort 24 Jun

Evolution is the modern opiate of the masses.

Get a load of this bozo.

@Eric_in_NC

@RealCJ10 (twitter.com/realcj10)


I will not watch a game, any game, officiated by Angel Hernandez! His incompetence amazes me and I'm tired of MLB doing squat about it! Nite

:emo kid:

https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0

@Whitepplquotes

@CoachTomlin


@CoachTomlin

Hello Twitter. Expect no BS from me. Just straight fire!

Yes!

Excited to start the 2013 season. Mr. Rooney is getting ready to officially welcome the @steelers to training camp. pic.twitter.com/je6nc5uNwK

This is NOT "straight fire." Thin ice.

!!!!!

https://twitter.com/TheWeightSaint

I'm fascinated by this kind of stuff:

https://twitter.com/AbandonedPics

#WCM

https://twitter.com/mmattinglyjr

https://twitter.com/BHF_BIGTAY


‏I NEED MY DICK SUCKED.....

https://twitter.com/DrizzyThatType

Can't stop laughing. #guiltypleasure

@JohnDensmore

Real good stuff. https://twitter.com/hughlaurie

@ZoltanMesko

@Vice_Is_Hip

Parody account for Vice

That's pretty good.

@Vice_Is_Hip

Parody account for Vice

This is my favorite at the moment. You deserve ROY for bringing this to my attention.

https://twitter.com/ralphmacchio

You following, V?

Strange. https://twitter.com/JonesysJukebox

https://twitter.com/ralphmacchio

You following, V?
Am now. Need to keep an eye on what that punk's up to.

https://twitter.com/Jbuddha53

https://twitter.com/MatildaGerdie

@AbandonedPics (https://twitter.com/AbandonedPics)


For stuff like this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgfTgkDIgAAqsJX.jpg

https://twitter.com/thechrisbarron

@thechrisbarron Hey Chris, saw you guys w/ Trees and Soul Asylum back in the day and you guys blew 'em away. Spin Doctors =best band of 90s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV8nmRpcnw

Epic!

Fucker hasn't replied to my tweet. Whatever, I always liked the Blossoms better anyway.

@tforcier4 pushing something that sounds like Amway

@MagicJohnson


The only way San Antonio or Miami don't win the championship is if neither team makes the finals.

https://twitter.com/JasonBiggs

Excellent troll

@Medievalists (http://www.twitter.com/medievalists)

Goes well with your avatar.

lol it really does

@Medievalists (http://www.twitter.com/medievalists)

holy shit, I just followed that account and now I have a bunch of nerdy history Twitters in my "Who to follow." bukdow would jizz himself

@Seinfeld2000 been cracking me up for a while. Not sure if i posted it before.

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000

CGGWU

CGGWU
I take that as validation.

It's a parody of the attempted serious but terrible @seinfeldtoday .

@mbadluckbrian

@SavedYouAClick

https://twitter.com/muddin4jesus

https://twitter.com/coach_dunn

https://twitter.com/coach_dunn

This post needs to be swatted

Wow at @ChrisWarcraft

Wow at @ChrisWarcraft


Oooh, shall we talk about the time two very well known Vikings players were caught in a compromising situation with an underage girl?

My man https://twitter.com/BHF_BIGTAY tweets the TRUTH, y'all.

@thereaIbanksy

Kind of serious but makes you think

@FreeRepublicTXT (http://www.twitter.com/freerepublictxt)

Free Republic is some of the best point-and-laugh entertainment on the internet, good share.

Vin, not sure if interested but

https://twitter.com/wattfrompedro

https://twitter.com/amazonm

Kind of funny.

https://twitter.com/amazonm

Kind of funny.
?????????????????????????? Typo?

Oops. No idea how that happened.

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws

https://twitter.com/amazonm

Kind of funny.

I may go ahead and follow this one too for the hell of it.

@VinceMcMahon

If you aren't following LeslieinFortLee (I know Mike is, because he knows his shit) I don't know what you're doing with your Twitter life
http://www.twitter.com/disgustednyer

https://twitter.com/_floridaman

https://twitter.com/_floridaman

Been following that for a while. Love it.

"Dick Oranges"

haha balls.

http://www.stereogum.com/1824232/the-lawrence-arms-bassist-is-the-man-behind-nihilistarbys/news/

@rockydubs85

Top notch references from this guy.

@rockydubs85

Top notch references from this guy.

Nice header image

That's what sold me on him originally.

Aggro Crag reference made me post here.

https://twitter.com/EricTrump
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr

Making Twitter Great Again!

https://twitter.com/k10dantonio

RUSS

http://www.twitter.com/classicchrisd

https://twitter.com/sosadtoday

https://twitter.com/sosadtoday
Reallymadtoday's cousin?

Ha!

Sosad is a huge guilty pleasure follow for me. But I'm a sucker for everything mental health/illness related and some of her depression one-liners are fucking brilliant.

https://twitter.com/WarWithLiberals

lol

Warning: he BLOCKS liberals!

https://twitter.com/mattslick

This guy is so obsessed with gays

http://www.twitter.com/pastvox

Some of these are pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/itsvadertime?lang=en
He doesn't know what he's doing and it's beautiful

@KenBone18

Just followed me back!

He only follows 23 people, lol!

Nevermind, the follow back came from a fake.

Still excited!

DE-BONED

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/15/us/politics/we-may-be-leaving-the-ken-bone-zone.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

https://twitter.com/kennygholland

So good!

https://twitter.com/kennyg

https://s15.postimg.org/c4xg8fgor/Kenny_G.png

https://twitter.com/kennyg

https://s15.postimg.org/c4xg8fgor/Kenny_G.png


http://i.imgur.com/6zR1x.jpg?fb

https://twitter.com/Airwolf4Life

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/550673686123282432/Utnol5vR_bigger.jpeg George Wallace ‏@MrGeorgeWallace (https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace) Feb 2 (https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/827230959892209665)






If Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies @SarahKSilverman (https://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman) and I are gonna move to D.C. and 'Weekend at Bernies' that shit until 2020

427 replies 3,987 retweets 17,781 likes

https://twitter.com/donaeldunready


Donaeld The Unready ‏@donaeldunready Feb 4

Canute. What a loser. Can't even hold back the sea. It's just water. We're going to be so tough on the sea. Canute was too soft. Sad.

https://twitter.com/SomeonesAnIdiot

You can not lose games in the NFL and still win!

Love that Twitter. Good shit, V.

Agreed. The guy starts pumping in ads for his other cheesy accounts though. Worth it.

@mrgoodeats

His food posts are great

Is it really Bill Shea?

He had a 12 pack of tacos and took a picture of each one tonight ha!

https://twitter.com/MrGoodEats/media

Probably the best follow on Twitter, honestly.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg

http://www.twitter.com/kato_kaelin

http://www.twitter.com/kato_kaelin

On second thought

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?17166-Not-sure-if-you-should-follow-follows

http://www.twitter.com/kato_kaelin
I love that he's randomly a Brewers fan.

https://onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/kato-hates-brewers-packers.html

Huh. Apparently he's from Milwaukee.

Kato Kaelin
✔
@Kato_Kaelin
OMG @packers reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyRVOMIT THEY SUCK! Season over! Run the table? It's a fn END table

9:39 PM - Sep 17, 2017

So solid.

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments

@RealKKBundy

@RealKKBundy

He'd be a good fit for a "Wrestlers you're surprised aren't dead" thread.

For sure. All these guys are on twitter and it’s awesome and pathetic.

https://twitter.com/NotBarOb

https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner

https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner/status/1030915270309830656

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f602.png

https://twitter.com/OpinionatedLab/status/1030965427894149120

https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner
Unity for America‏ @AmericanBurner (https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner) 21h21 hours ago (https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner/status/1030945855795286017)




If women don’t like you, there’s nothing wrong with you, there’s something wrong with them! #WordsOfWisdom (https://twitter.com/hashtag/WordsOfWisdom?src=hash)

https://twitter.com/OpinionatedLab/status/1030965427894149120
Winner.

Unity for America‏ @AmericanBurner (https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner) 21h21 hours ago (https://twitter.com/AmericanBurner/status/1030945855795286017)




If women don’t like you, there’s nothing wrong with you, there’s something wrong with them! #WordsOfWisdom (https://twitter.com/hashtag/WordsOfWisdom?src=hash)

Women are a drug, mgtow is rehab

https://twitter.com/PiusOP

#WCM

!!!!!

https://twitter.com/mattbonner_15

https://twitter.com/walterowensgrpa

Do not know why the liberal’s are so upset about that boy mocking the Pocahontas fellow ,, cannot be racist against native Americans unless they are offended and as a Native American (was born in USA ) I am not offended ,, proof that he wasnt being racist or I would of been offen

,, wow

Am also reading that the Eagles ( symbal of America) are competing against the Saints (symbal of The Bible )this evening and I do not know which organization I would prefer to win this to be quite honest ,, one Stand’s for the Flag while the other Kneel’s for the Cross ,, wow !!

That guy's great.

Wow ,, very surprising that is has snowed as it is January and we have not seen much snow lately ,, dosent do that as much any-more ,, can you believe these liberal’s believe in global warming ,, if that were true it would never snow again !!

So you’re saying “The Boy” is on Twitter now?

@Robertfrank615

https://twitter.com/awesomebill59

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers

https://twitter.com/Nedsfeed

https://twitter.com/Nedsfeed

Thanks for respecting his feed, chief.