@WTFDetroit

^ Essential tweeding.

I started making a list of WTF members to post here so we could have a master list, but some of them are real names or lead to real names, so I won't do that. If you want to post your handle here, you can.

yeh, don't do dat.

^ Agree. My birth certificate ( I actually have one :) ) reads Mr WTF Tahoe.

Place of birth: Nairobi, Kenya

How did you know?

New Twitter update helps you find new people to follow http://huff.to/hP73dq

@steveaustinBSR (http://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR)

@WTFDetroit

Not to brag, or anything, but one of my followers just said that I "do some of the best work on Twitter". And he's not even related to me!

@thisisdspan (http://twitter.com/thisisdspan)

Bathes in Tiger blood.

@dcmill1 (http://twitter.com/dcmill1)

@JohnKruk_ESPN (http://twitter.com/JohnKruk_ESPN)

@Theismann7 (http://twitter.com/Theismann7) - one of those "can't stand, but follow anyway" peeps

I need some more non-sports peeps.

Not very active, but here it is: @RicFlairNatrBoy (http://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy)

@TheJohnChrist (http://twitter.com/TheJohnChrist)

Not to brag, or anything, but one of my followers just said that I "do some of the best work on Twitter". And he's not even related to me!

Way to be a bro, Tbro.

@willrhymes (http://twitter.com/#%21/willrhymes)

@realMickFoley (http://www.twitter.com/realmickfoley)

For DrRay:

@RandyOrton (http://www.twitter.com/RandyOrton)


I follow too many wrestlers. My bad, sports entertainers.


@DannyDevito (http://www.twitter.com/dannydevito)

<< will not be following wrestlers.

Also, I'm considering unfollowing @bukdow .

@BMinor36 (http://www.twitter.com/@BMinor36)

<< will not be following wrestlers.

Also, I'm considering unfollowing @bukdow .

You do realize that it doesn't cost anything to follow people, right?

You do realize that it doesn't cost anything to follow people, right?

yeah, but he's such a jerk.

Going through twitter-athletes and following all the dudes I have an interest in. #NH

Pain in the ass. There should be a "follow" button right under the guys' names. Instead, I have to click like 2 or 3 times.

@DannyDevito (http://www.twitter.com/dannydevito)

A lot of fun.

@TheBillWalton (http://twitter.com/TheBillWalton) lol


Oriakhi is clogging up the lane in a way John Archibald Wheeler could only dream of when he studied the principles of scientific wormholes.


Kemba’s jumper has all the fluidity & grace of the famed Tundra swan, who while gentle in nature, are also wonderful protectors of their own


Shabazz Napier is of the same ilk of a pesky meerkat of the Kalahari Desert, burrowing his way to the ball to the irritation of his enemies.

BROS!!!!!!!!!!!


http://twitter.com/#!/mtn_dew

@ZumayasElbow is good stuff.

Says he was blocked by @BradPenny, lol.

@mylifeisbro (http://www.twitter.com/mylifeisbro)

so chill

@mtn_dew is now following me, so I had to give 'em a shout.

Definitely gotta start saying "bro" less often and "chill" more.

Henry Rollins would be nice.

Definitely gotta start saying "bro" less often and "chill" more.

Chill is bro, bro.

This guy makes me laugh. http://twitter.com/comeonnow6931

@DGardner7

Want to tweet him and ask him where he's going to transfer, lol.

Not really a fan of dude, but "it's whatever" http://twitter.com/miketirico

Remember @WTFDetroit asking if Saunders was on Twitter.. https://twitter.com/johnreporters

Thanks. I think I was going to ask him if he considers Dodgers fans a bunch of punks since they beat up that Giants fan.

LOL check the Saunders tweet exchange.

Going to go to bed now ... and smile.

@RodAllen12: After a long break, I'm back on Twitter.

I have zero doubt that it was because I called him a quitter when I tweeted Mario.

Nothing special about this twitter page... (http://twitter.com/Ryan_Mallett_15)

I follow a fake Mallet account that's not bad. A lot of 3rd person tweets.

The real him seems boring, which is surprising.

Excellent. Someone new to troll. http://twitter.com/EdReed

Going to see if he can get me a Troy P jersey for being his 16th follower.

@Jared_Sully0 is posting pics of his hate mail

Very LeBron.

@lifecoachers (http://twitter.com/lifecoachers)

Funny.

@jaykay116 (http://twitter.com/jaykay116)

Already following. Love that guy.

Bros!!! http://twitter.com/mark_mcgrath

This guy makes me laugh. http://twitter.com/comeonnow6931

LOL @ pic

My @jschwartzlions thread should be moved here, BTW.

Does Shepard have one?

There might be some gems here. http://twitter.com/mylifeisho

http://twitter.com/MP_Gosselaar


NickGreene
Wanna give a #shoutout to the bad boys who know as much about the Bar Exam as they do examining bras: @FrankandBashTNT #June1Premiere #onTNT about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by MP_Gosselaar

http://twitter.com/frankandbashtnt

+2!

http://twitter.com/NotDonKelly

HATE when I have to highlight in order to see the text, but there might be some good stuff there.

Meh.

http://twitter.com/jimmerfredette

http://twitter.com/THEBRIANPOSEHN

@ryanfieldfsd (https://twitter.com/ryanfieldfsd)

I just caught a follow from SuperDupe!

@IamStevenT (http://twitter.com/IamStevenT)

@NeilDiamond (https://twitter.com/NeilDiamond)

@merrilhoge (http://twitter.com/merrilhoge)

@CoachBillick (https://twitter.com/CoachBillick)

@thefredsavage (http://www.twitter.com/thefredsavage)


@thefredsavage Hey Fred! How's Topanga?

Think he'll answer, "Fat."?

He's being followed by MP and Frank & Bash!

@freddurst (http://twitter.com/freddurst)

no thanks

Zbo, you following @pdxsportsgirl (https://twitter.com/pdxsportsgirl)?

Thx!

@SummerofMallett (https://twitter.com/SummerofMallett) #15 ain't real happy with having to play overseas, yo. #newengland (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23newengland)

@vanderjames (http://twitter.com/vanderjames)





















































:jvb:

@vanderjames Remember when that fat kid, Angus, broke your nose?

probablytheonlypersononherewhosawthatmovie

http://twitter.com/TheMissRuiz

She tweeted me.

Okay, so maybe I've been missing on some of these. I think this is a good one, though:

http://twitter.com/AllProDad

Isn't that Tony Dungy's organization?

@barrysanders

Only Lion Black D liked.

lol, Lions' Deandre Levy @drelevy:

"Gasol and Dirk both leak estrogen."

Following, thx!

Can't believe how into this site I am now. SMGDH.

@ShawneeeToots

Thanks, Tahoe. Loooool.

^ I lol @ shawnee

"HEY BITCHEZ SING INTO MY FIST MICROPHONE" or something.

lol

SHE AINT ANGRY YOU DICK

@TheRealRoseanne

Pretty entertaining, actually.

@FSDetroit_Girls

YES!!!

@BillWalton

@jerryhodak

@djones19

lollers

What an idiot.

@RyanDLeaf

DON'T FOLLOW ME

^ actually like him

@SWeissmanESPN

Can't stand this guy on TV, but he's giving a shout out to The Nasty! (check bio)

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1145904950/headshot_espn.jpg

@paulthenshirley

Seems like a pretty cool guy.

Uh oh, do a little research and you just may find that he's a total asshole.

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1145904950/headshot_espn.jpg

He'd be the #8 seed in a 8-9 matchup with Ryan Field in the tournament of douchebags.

Paul Shirley would be a #4 or #5 seed, I'm guessing.

@oldmansearch (http://twitter.com/oldmansearch)
My dad is 81 years old. I'm teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he's searching.

wait for it...

I'm not even going to tell you how many times 1, ONE, of my tweets was retweeted the other day. I'm not going to do it.

Was it zero??

@deesnider

STAY HUNGRY!!

Finding so many peeps today.

#FandB

@ZachGalifanakis is pretty good

lol, yes! @ultimatewarrior



They say I hate Hogan. Never did. Like a favorite loved pet who has come to the end of its useful life, time to put an end to his misery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBAriNbrhUk

Just about time for the wrestling forum.

Maybe sometime early next week.

@russellcrowe

#hail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBAriNbrhUk And he's still alive how now????....

And he's still alive how now????....

Magic dentures.

@drewneitzel

You must be bro-wsing my list again.

You aren't following him though.

Hmm, good call.

I was at one time he must have pissed me off.

How did you find out so quickly that I wasn't following him?

I assume there is some sort of auto way to check, might be good to know.

Went on his page and it said "also followed by: mario_impemba, @Mateen_Cleaves, and Al_Horford"

Now you're listed.

lol, Warrior:

Terry, almost time for KiCtC. Better triple your meds -- or have your PoS friend Knobbs come over and feign heart attacks...good for laughs.

@darrenrovell is pretty much a must follow.

@LILMIKECURRY

I believe that this is our former coach's son.

@DocGooden16

Here ya go, Glan.

@TheRealOderus (http://twitter.com/TheRealOderus)

lol, not verifed, though

looks legit

Some people don't need to have their accounts verified. @bukdow, for instance.

Boom.

@henryrollins (http://twitter.com/henryrollins)

Wow, ask and you shall receive, awesome.

Thanks.

In Hanoi. Just drank a glass of liquid from a jar with a snake and a bird in it. Supposedly good for bone strength. Tasted not so great.

I assume that you've all got @MikeBeasleySr already, but just in case...

@DishinDirt is making up stories about LeBron fighting his teammates in the lockeroom and Spoelstra getting fired and attributing them to Chris Broussard.

Broussard is trying to alert everyone to ignore her, lol.

Great trolling.

That's funny. Broussard is awful.

@plaxico

Indeed.

@DebbieSchlussel

As Fool said, pretty out there.

I want the 777th account I follow to be Danzig. Get on Twitter, Glenn!

@oakridgeboys

@MarylandMudflap

Okay, I guess.

@MsMeghanRose

Not sure who @elibraden is and don't really care.

Dude brings the fun.

http://twitter.com/SOIMAYVENT

@AlecBaldwin

Bio:

I'm Alec Baldwin.

Pimp

@Souheaver

@FoulkesCarly

T-Mobile girl

@BarwisMethods

The T-Mobile Girl is related to former Piston great Tremaine Foulkes?

@BonnieBernstein

She could get it.

#sundress

Been following for a while now.

Me, too, but I think she just changed her pic.

I noticed and my peenie did, too.

@drewhenson7

@JoeRogan

Very entertaining.

Jimmer's brother, @tjfredette, an aspiring rapper.

Can't make this shit up.

Jimmer's brother, @tjfredette, an aspiring rapper.

Can't make this shit up.
Though I wish I had....FJD's out of material....

@NBAPRGuy

lol, shit stirrer

(getsomepistons)

@bhoyer8

Get in on the ground floor before the kid blows up and overtakes Brady and the rest of the NFL.

@LoJackson94


To all the skeptics out there in the world FYI we are not the Lions of the past..we work hard and want to win..like our city we take no SHIT

DrRay is fucking PUMPED.

LoJackson94
“@OfficialZBeau: @LoJackson94 Quit it, you're giving me a boner - and I'm not even a Lions fan!”HAHA I might save this tweet forever

lol! i saw your tweet, didn't see the retweet. nice

@AverySchlereth

The other daughter.

@poole1dan

so bad he's good

he's actually somewhat infamous.

Just do a little googling.

ahahahah

@joshlewinstuff

@ArenDumars

And she follows back!

I just followed her and she didn't follow back. What a cunt!

@ClaytonESPN

He just joined today, will probably have 25K+ followers by tomorrow.

Nice.

@ClaytonESPN

He just joined today, will probably have 25K+ followers by tomorrow.

Already over 56k

He contributes. People like contributors.

@Marcus_Ray29


Msu is a post teenage young adult junior prison.

@VerneTroyer

Verified!

@RealHughJackman

@LIFECOACHERS

is fun

@JRsBBQ

Aw, SON OF A BITCH!!

@peeweeherman: Uh... (@ Basement of the Alamo) http://4sq.com/nLw128

@E_Baker4

He follows back!

@MollyQerim

@TDESPN

"competition junkie" ahhaaahaha

"home office" What a dick.

TDESPN Trent Dilfer
WOW, Home office XO's THUNDER system is so cool. Every play from every NFL game at my fingertips. Starting 2010 study. I am such a geek!


Probably going to need his own thread.

I'm going to go ride arguably the greatest defense of all time to a Superbowl and get THUNDER system too.

@ESPNDrLou

70 followers, must've just joined.

Can you tweet with a lisp?


#insensitive

@poole1dan

so bad he's good

Might deserve his own thread. Holy shit.

I could post each tweet and then Mxy or gee could retort, or something.

Shocked this isn't your av yet. Go ahead. Just take it. Take it.

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1352943310/Dan_Poole-Sr_Pic_2.jpg

@JimmyJohnson

Shocked this isn't your av yet. Go ahead. Just take it. Take it.

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1352943310/Dan_Poole-Sr_Pic_2.jpg

Yeah, I don't feel so bad about looking like Tom Green and Kyle Orton's love child anymore.

@ESPNDrLou

70 followers, must've just joined.

Can you tweet with a lisp?




#insensitive

http://twitter.com/#!/PretendLouHoltz

@MorkDan7onio

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Let's practice hard #Spartans! We gotta win the other 2/3rds of that Big Ten Title! #GoGreenGoWhite! #champs

Oh, that's good. That's really good.

Weird timing to find that, too. I heard an interview with a guy that just wrote a bio of JoePa this morning and I was picturing a fake JoePa twitter acct. Just browsed through Mork's followers and wha-la: @IfJoePaTweeted

@SleezyStevie69

@DemocratMachine

Hilarity and hijinks.

http://twitter.com/dustywwe

Almost as good as Sheik.

http://twitter.com/dustywwe

Almost as good as Sheik.

God, I love this man. So incomprehensible.

His promos were fucking goldmines.

https://twitter.com/#!/GingrichIdeas

@danieldresden

Very entertaining/funny/witty stuff, not many followers.

That's supposed to be FatJoeDumars's schtick.

Did you delete your account again?

That's supposed to be FatJoeDumars's schtick.


Haha, got a sarah spain retweet picked up four new followers that weren't interwhores. Was a big week!

http://twitter.com/#!/DaRealOtisMoss

Otis?

@uberfacts is fun. Gets you stuff like:

"The creators of Adidas and Puma were brothers and they were both Nazis."

@TheRealDiceClay

http://www.whosay.com/andrewdiceclay/photos/145249

https://twitter.com/#!/BrittAndBobby

Hahahahahahahaha.

Dear@johnelway I hope You get fucking Curb stomped and choke on those pearly whites u son of a bitch I hope terrell Davis rapes you

start up the @starbeagle watch

I'M COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

http://twitter.com/#!/danzlg

What the fuck, how did i just discover?

I guess I'm following, although I don't remember doing so.

Everything about that screams "fake" except for being verified.

Hmm.

Yeah, so strange. I like the "0 following" though. So Glenn.

ooh la la
http://twitter.com/#!/Ashl3yCouturier

My guy @Farbaro is detailing something he's calling #MatchRampage. From what I gather, he's going on a bunch of Match.com dates and posting the stories about trying to get laid.

He's a good follow, but has his tweets protected.

You have to post them. Make a thread.

He's bragging about banging them without condoms. Says he banged 3 of the first 4 on the first date. A more recent update said he was going for 3 in the same day.

re #215, gotta tread lightly, don't want him to block me and lose my access

**** **

@Farbaro
Date going well- she has #BigNaturals

Is he a Clevelander? Are you palling around with a fucking Clevelander?

He might be, he lives in THE ATL now.

So be it, he's fun.

IIRC, I "met" him when I was trolling the #Cavs hashtag during the Izzo saga.

@danawhite

@KirkCousins8


I just learned that Fruity Pebbles are gluten-free. I could not be happier right now.

LOL PIC

@MickeyYork_FSD

@Farbaro


Went on date a yr ago w this 1 girl, we didnt hook up. Never went on date# 2. Woke up 2day w FB chat from her "my pussy is so wet right now"

Such a baller.

@seanunfiltered

Skip Bayless factor.

#UNFILTERED

@neckbeardhacker

gkelser32

@PeterVecsey1

Yes!

BillWalton

@GMG_Dont

@F00L1SH

So good.

@Englishscope24

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealKingDiamond

Wow, fuck. I need to reactivate.

Wow, fuck. I need to reactivate.

Yes, your wrestlers and porn stars miss you.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealKingDiamond

Something seems wrong about this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/8072b4d4.jpg

King Diamond having a Twitter, period, is wrong.

I'm all about staying in character, you see.

@JakeRyan90

http://twitter.com/bandanaman814

@SeinfeldToday

good stuff

@Scalabrine

Held out longer than the Black Mamba....Brace yourselves, the White Mamba is in the building. #MambaTweets

https://twitter.com/notpolice

Good not great.

Probably laughing at that more than I should be.

Probably laughing at that more than I should be.
I had the same experience.

Some of those made me lol. Life's pretty grand when you're amused easily.

https://mobile.twitter.com/chefVOYardee

Sorta clever