Since changing your name to "Glan", do you now consider yourself Fool's "bitch"?

Just the next step in the metamorphasis (sp?) of my online persona.

The "Gl'enn" era was all about subliminal messaging to Joe Dumars to acquire Amar'e. Since that isn't going to happen, and since apostrophes are a bitch to enter on my phone, it's time for "Glan". The fact that it makes Fool happy is a tangential benefit.

Eventually, I wind up at "G" or some other single character.

Can you explain where Glan came from? I missed that story.

I don't really know, to be honest.

It's fewer characters so it fits what I am looking for.

I guess the next step is GLN. I remember you being GD for about 2 days, once.

The next step will be the Klingon spelling of Glan.

ƒ∂Ωç∫µ¬∆˙

How did you get so big in Japan?

Crop circles are a sure sign that you've made the big time

Crop circles are a sure sign that you've made the big time

Nope. Colored rice fields. See "Random Picture Thread"

Crop Circles...

Aren't they from Ireland?

Do drunk irish dudes (are there other kinds of irish dudes?) make those crop circles, Glan?

Crop Circles...

Aren't they from Ireland?

Do drunk irish dudes (are there other kinds of irish dudes?) make those crop circles, Glan?


NOBODY IS FUCKING LISTENING TO ME!!!! Now I know what Bukdow feels like in all forums BUT the NCAA forum.

They are rice fields in Japan. Different types yield different colors.

Damn you, Glan. This is all your fault. What do the Nippons see in you, anyway? You're like the fucking David Hasselhoff of Asia.

I AM IRON GLAN

Was thinking of creating the "Glan's Klan Flan Club", but it just sounds too racist, albeit tasty tasty racist.

I guess the next step is GLN. I remember you being GD for about 2 days, once.

Other possibilities include

"SOTOMAYOR" or "Mr. Transparency"

Denny - I read that they were rice fields.

I asked Glan a question in relation to crop circles.

This is the aks Gl'enn thread though.

Maybe we need the aks Glan thread?

Denny - I read that they were rice fields.

I asked Glan a question in relation to crop circles.

This is the aks Gl'enn thread though.

Maybe we need the aks Glan thread?

Gl'enn/Glan is a true multi-tasker.

I really thought someone would say the next step in name evolution is Glans.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7808/glanbaby.jpg

So whats up, Glan?

Was heading to bed until Los Tigres tied it up

Cool. So whats up?

Glan,

Would you ever consider a name change to "Glansy" just to win brownie points with Tahoe?

Cool. So whats up?

I just realized that it wasn't one of Glans pet peaves, it was LDBs.

Tahoe = misfire

Damn dude, you totally pwned yourself.

Can you make this your new av.

http://arrestedmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/26570960-85011d852c74a61bebd503327b9e48c94a9d4f44-full.jpg

why and no

why and no

Because and yes.

If I changed the text on the left side hand to read "GLAN", THEN would you?

Who are the two chicks in Danzig's "How The Gods Kill" video?

Watching The Craft because Neve Campbell is fine as hell in it is enough to keep me safe from being gay, right?

Watching The Craft because Neve Campbell is fine as hell in it is enough to keep me safe from being gay, right?
Depends on what your boyfriend is doing while you're watching it.

That was a good one, not going to lie. But still, fuck you.

No disrespect.

Denard_Glan

So, Glan, would you ever suck a dick?

Oh, one more little query (;)): Is this by any chance you? http://i37.tinypic.com/dnek47.jpg

So, Glan, would you ever suck a dick?


http://jakepatrick.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hell-yeah-motherfucker.jpg

Sorry, man, but I went ahead and answered for you.

Why do you hate me, Glan? :( Is it my posting style?

It would be fine if you were funny.

Listen, bro, I feel we've really made a bad connection here; I would like to be the first to be a man and apologize. Sorry, bro. What could I ever do to make it up to you, bro? Anything, bro.














































Well... not anything, I'm not a fag.

See what I mean?

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1255113546661.jpg

Don't think you've seen anything in a while, bro.

Maybe the worst. Ever.

http://i33.tinypic.com/24b2ex5.jpg

Go deep, bro.

What are we being honest about?

If you were truly being honest, you would already know.

While we're still on the subject of honesty, let's be honest: you're rooting for me to win the Sportsbook contest, aren't you?

While we're still on the subject of honesty, let's be honest: you're rooting for me to win the Sportsbook contest, aren't you?

It would certainly be a nice feather in your cap, but I must remain neutral.

You don't say "in my opinion" in "real life" do you?

Talk to Pharaoh lately? What's the deal?

You don't say "in my opinion" in "real life" do you?

No, I say "IMO."

And I put an extra little oompf into those three letters.

Talk to Pharaoh lately? What's the deal?

I wish I knew. I really thought he was dead last time, but I won't be fooled again.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... we don't get fooled again.

Do you ever think I'm dead when I disappear?

No, not really. P was gone for what, 2 years?

Didn't answer emails or anything.

You've been known to lobby for your own banning, so when you're gone for a while, I usually just consider it a sabbatical.

What can I do to get better as a poster?

Never log off.

Do you really think I'm that good?

Also, be sure to stick with the MoTown apprenticeship program

Should the "who's your favorite poster?" thread go in the Terrordome, just in case some egos get bruised?

Also, where am I on your list of favorites?

I don't know how to tell you this...

*phone battery dies*

Glan - why is the website being extremely slow for me? I couldn't even log on yesterday. If I can't read 田武雄's post at least once daily, I start to cut myself. What should I do?

It's not us, it's you.

Well, it's not you, but it's your IT dude.

I've never liked that guy.

Also, our avatars are kinda cute together.

A complete coincidence, too!

Glan - why is the website being extremely slow for me? I couldn't even log on yesterday. If I can't read 田武雄's post at least once daily, I start to cut myself. What should I do?

Upgrade from your Vic20.

http://images.ncix.com/forumimages/EF3514AF-3F74-4B28-8378FB72A8EEE957.jpg

LOL @ the shirt

http://cedmagic.com/history/commodore-vic20.jpg

Upgrade to 3K of RAM for $39.95???... LOL!!!!!

http://bobsoldies.com/Pictures/Old%20Pictures/vic20_1.jpg

Do you think the Aks threads should be moved to their very own forum?

I'll take this one, Glan. No.

Holla at a player when you see me in the streets!

A couple more before I get on outta here:

-Are the Aks threads DONE?
-Is there an Aks MoTown thread?

I lied. I have one more.

Do you have a favorite number?

Aks threads are okay, I guess. I don't have much of an opinion on them. You can pretty much aks anybody anything in any other thread if you really want to.

I believe that all of the Aks Motown threads are located in the many supersecret hidden subforums.

I lied. I have one more.

Do you have a favorite number?

No.

This is important stuff we're doing here.

I think the only aks MoTown thread was "Ask MoTown about SDB." Obviously, that's good enough.

Glan, don't you just hate it when people talk about their Zodiac signs? I know I do. I'm a Leo, it's just part of my nature.

I got no religion, no favorite numbers, no jinxes, no afterlife, no ghosts, no zodiac signs, no ESP, no fate .

:emo kid:

^life, in a nutshell, lol

Actually it's possible to be completely happy without any of those things.

Everyone has a fate. Everyone's life will indeed go down a certain way. Of course, people have control of it, but in the end there will be one history for one person (excluding inter-dimensional travel).

That's obviously just my fabricated definition of the word.

I'm mostly referring to when something happens and people say, "it was just fate".
Nope.

If someone talks to you about astrology, can you punch them in the face for me?

I'm more likely to just laugh in their face and just walk away, but I can dedicate that to you, sure.

Thanks man.

Glan, do I have "the big C"?

Have your films sent to my assistant.

And no, not "those" films.

Which is worse, preseason NBA or preseason NFL?

NFL

at least you can make some determinations about player improvement or decline with the NBA

Ivy caps. I like and wear them, but I want to know how you feel about them.

Also, should I have put that in the confessional?

Must be something only you ballers know about.
I haven't a clue.

http://www.magnificentbastard.com/images/pics/tony-romo-ivy.jpg

http://www.capsandhats.de/media/Salsa-Gottmann-caps-and-hat.jpg

ballin' as fuck, IMO.

Back in my day, we called those Kangols.

Here in Oz we'd call that "lame"

"That's not a hat. This is a hat."
http://www.signonsandiego.com/entertainment/street/images/BIG_HAT.jpg

Am I right?

Here in Oz we'd call that "lame"

You're obviously a dad guy and therefore out of touch.

Is the horse dead yet?

Glan, are you tired of that Jay Z/Alicia Keys song yet?

Romo is obviously ballin.

Out of touch?

I'm touching myself as I type...

too much info?

No, it'd only be TMI if you told everyone I was giving you a hand...

You gotta use both, man

Sorry, I meant giving you head.

lol

Glan

Are you going to allow your kid(s) to dress up like Cowology this Halloween?

WHO IN THE HELL IS BURTON AND WHY IS HE ALWAYS LURKING YET NEVER POSTING!!!

What kind of men are you into the most? Asians? Latinos?

wo-men

That was good.

But answer. what kind of women do you find yourself most attracted to?

But answer. what kind of women do you find yourself most attracted to?

It's kind of creeping me out that you care so much, but I guess I would just say "hot ones".

This is a recipe for disaster.

Man, I ask a fuckin' question and guy gets all... I don't know. Like he has something to hide. Or repressed.

I just want to know if you like white girls, black girls, Asian girls, etc dude. Guy shit.

Yeah, it's why you need that information that's iffy.

Why does this topic make Glan so uncomfortable? All he's done is dodge.

Hey, good one!

Yeah, it's why you need that information that's iffy.

Is this how you react when someone asks you what kind of music you listen to?

That's a personal question.

Gla had a hard time meeting women.

Young Gla: Hello, my name's Gla.

Girl: Hi, Gla. That's a strange name. Does it mean something special?

Young Gla: I'm uncomfortable answering that until I know why you want to know.

You gotta admit, G, that's pretty funny.

I think you've drawn a perfect parallel there, Fool.

TAHOE will answer this question in his thread.

I think you've drawn a perfect parallel there, Fool.

About as good a parallel as Earl Watson is to Tayshaun Prince.

Looks like Fool's going to take over for me here.

Thanks Fool. Peace out, amigo.

About as good a parallel as Earl Watson is to Tayshaun Prince.

Exactly, you're on fire.

ALRIGHT, DUDES! UNCLE FISTY HERE AND BOY, DO I GOT A STORY FOR YOU!

ALRIGHT, SO LITTLE GLANSTER (WUT WE CALL HIM BAK HOME YO) WAS WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET AFTER SCHOOL N SHIT AND HE GOT RAPED BY BLACKS, ASIANS, AND LATINOS. NOW HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM. THAT'S THE STORY, BROS, AND UNCLE FISTY NEVER LIES!

Great, TBeau summoned his boy.

The entertainment value of this thread just hit a brick wall.

Shame on us for trying to stimulate conversation. We should just all sit quietly until you tell us what to talk about.

Great, TBeau summoned his boy.

The entertainment value of this thread just hit a brick wall.

Well, you know, you could always just use your leverage and get rid of him.

Glan, why do you keep sucking me back in?

I was all set to leave and do something important, and next thing you know I'm back in this thread.

You can take my place.

I'm finally becoming Syndicate?

For purposes of this thread and "UNCLE FISTY", sure.

Where's the avatar?

Point me to the leverage.

Shame on us for trying to stimulate conversation. We should just all sit quietly until you tell us what to talk about.

Looks like I might have stunned you a little with that one.

Yeah, I'm reeling.

Can I ask you if you dislike any Steeler, or is that too personal?

I'll need you to tell me how much Tayshaun deserves to be making, first.

These are the new rules.

Also, when would be the right time to bump the "Poor Sparty" thread?

How much should Maxiell be making?

I'll ask TAHOE then.

By the way, I noticed today that "Tbeau" and "Tahoe" look pretty similar at times.

Can you ban me? lol

Can you ban me?

Yes, yes I can.

But I won't.

Since I refuse to go on some kind of racial tirade, I have no shot right?

What did Comrade do to get banned?

He started threatening to kill people, if I remember right.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14730

That dude had (has?) a few screws loose.

UxKa, that "Kim Jong Il l Kim Jong Ok" pic you posted was heeeeeeeelarious.

Sometimes, I like to bring a lil slice of awesome to the WTF table.

Some chick from craigslist contacted me, sent a pic and wanted to know if I wanted to meet her.

http://i37.tinypic.com/11hxwds.jpg

Whaddo I do?

What do you have to lose?

If we hit it off, my friendless loser schtick.

Nevermind, things fell through. She wants a man that knows how to have fun.

Well, I just sent her a pic anyway. As someone once said, what do I have to lose?

You have nothing to lose...wait...isn't that Bubbles' cousin?

You never told me what I should do.

Maybe I should've just asked the cronies instead.

I'm calling bullshit now.


;) I'm going to be honest..I'm a little weary about meeting guys on here considering the recent incidents that have gone down on Craigslist. You seem like a nice guy and I'd like to go out sometime. If you are serious about meeting me and talking, verify who you are here...
http://twurl.nl/pxxw2w

Once you are in you will have all my contact information. Nothing personal but this just a way to screen out freaks and bs. I don't have time for games. I'm free tonight, tomorrow, or this weekend if you'd like to hang out. I don't check my email too often, so give me a call and let's set a time to meet up. Can't wait to hear from you.

xoxox

MY EGO = CRUSHED.

It's a guy named Carl, I bet.

I'm playing along with this. I'm bored. Just replied back to "her" via e-mail, telling her I understand and that a beautiful "girl" like "her"self doesn't need craigslist to meet a guy.

Did you tell her that you have nearly 23,000 message board posts?

Did you tell her that you have nearly 23,000 message board posts?

Told her I have over 24,000. [smilie=blush.gif]

also got this earlier


you sound like a fucking pussy as faggot. you are Brock Lesnar bitch

Forcier or Stuckey?

Taint.
All day.
If you know what I mean.

Would a rivalry trophy that goes to the loser be awesome? The loser gets a paper-mache, three-foot long turd, or something. Would that be cool?

Glan this isn't a question, just a command. Don't change your sig. If you do, you'll be back on my shitlist.

Tiger Woods Fist Pump while backing out of driveway drunk at 2 in the morning with your wife chasing you with a three wood,

or....

Bukdow Fist Pump after learning in his latest issue of Smithsonian that researchers have found the Stanford-Binet IQ test has a margin of error of 20%, that his REAL IQ might be 573, rather than 120.

Top 5 favorite sites?

Hmm, good question, one that probably shouldn't be answered hastily, so here goes. These will be non-work related, for good reason.

1. WTF (of course)
2. Twitter (I've created a bitchin' newsfeed with it)
3. Hoopshype
4. Yahoo! (AP wire, fantasy sports, Spears and Wojnarowski)
5. Storytellers
5a. Pistons.com (mostly for Langlois)

Were you ever in a band?

Played saxophone in 6th grade.

It was either that or sing in the choir, one or the other was required.

You didn't play in a Misfits cover band outside of school or anything?

Glan, are you taking questions from me?

My office door is always open.

Office, not back.

Serious question and no comments will be made cuz it would violate the rules of this thread, but...

do you agree with BO's decision to send additional troops to Afghanistan?

I don't really have an informed opinion, to be honest. I haven't been following the serious stuff too much lately, it's too depressing. There are a lot of times I don't even read the political forum anymore, sports is kinda king for me right now. But I still support President Obama and think he's got the right motivations, so for now I'll just trust that he and his generals didn't go into this lightly. He hasn't given me any reason to question his motivations when it comes to the lives of our citizens, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Do you think the Tiger Woods issue is between him and Elen(sp?) or because he's a public figure peeps deserve the right to know a lil bit of what went on here?

I mean afterall, he does endorse products are he's kind of asking us to buy those products based on his name, right?

I think the public has the right to know whatever journalists and the authorities can find out.

Love the new sig, Glan.

LOVE IT.

It's actually an old image that I had on my computer that I found today whilst purging some old images, must have used it for something at some point. Glad you like it. Maybe I'll fix the image a bit tomorrow so it's more readable. When I reduced the image with the [/sig] tags, it got distorted a bit.

But Hasselhoff really said that, right?

It was a bit slurred, so I suppose it could be open for debate, but I really think he did.

My ego just increased by +100.

I decided to revert it back to actual size for tonight so you can enjoy it in its original state.

It's... beautiful.

Glan

Did YOU kill Britney Murphy?

Glan which current Piston's player would you plant a gun in their locker so we could void their contract?

I would not wish for that to happen. I don't wanna wish ill on someone just because our front office gave them too much money.

You know the answer is Stuckey - rookie contract or not GD just hates the kid.

Will fake quotes ever get old?

Not when artfully crafted.

That's timeless.

Is my backyard wrestling thread missed? Should I bump it?

That's not for me to say, not really my bag.

I need more professionalism, out of respect for the craft.

I was watching some Ric Flair clips earlier today.

"I have more cars than most of you have friends".

That's tight.

Glan, who would the Four Horsemen of WTF consist of? Who would be Ric, who would be Arn, who would be Ole and who would be Tully?

http://www.rfgolds.com/Flair%20with%20original%204%20Horseman.bmp

Maybe I should've asked Pharaoh this.

Probably.

Glan,

What up?

Going to bed early, man.

No #Pisstons 2 watch.

Good for you. I'm going through one of my can't sleep things.

Glan,

Do you ever get insomnia?

Glanny I'm putting you on the spot. Top 5 favorite Danzig songs.

Bzz Bzz Bzz. Oh sorry LDB, you must phrase posts in the form of a question in this thread.

How long does it take to fix a damn thread title?

Latinas or blondes?

Women, I assume. If I don't specify, someone else will.

I don't discriminate.

Hot is hot.

There are blonde Latinas.

So how about those top 5 favorite Danzig songs?

It's like Sophie's Choice, man, give me a break.

I'll humor you, though, in the spirit of the thread.

1. End of Time
2. Long Way Back from Hell
3. Snakes of Christ
4. Devil's Plaything
Tied for 5th. Black Angel/White Angel, 1000 Devils Reign, Blood and Tears, Anything, Left Hand Black, Sistinas, Firemass, Thirteen, NetherBound

Wildcard - You and Me (Less Than Zero)

You bastard.

Because this is my thread, I will throw in my 5 too:
1. Blood and Tears
2. Sistinas
3. Devil's Plaything
4. Am I Demon
5. 777

I might have crushed your head if you had requested such a list that included his work in the Misfits and Samhain.

And, don't bother asking now, it's too late.

I love almost every track on the first three albums. Surprised neither of you said Twist of Cain or Dirty Black Summer.

Twist of Cain would make my top 10.

I started out going album by album in my head thinking I was only going to do 5.

Twist is awesome, but I've never been as big on DBS as some.

Glan.

I just used the work "innocuous".

Am I becoming Bukdow, and if so, should I kill myself now?

I wish no harm on you, even if you have a little bukdow in you.

IYKWIM

Do you remember this disturbing image?

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7808/glanbaby.jpg

Gla, things have been going well with the girl I've been dating for the past couple months. How should I break up with her?

Gla, things have been going well with the girl I've been dating for the past couple months. How should I break up with her?

Show her this place and then your post count. Things should take care of themselves from there.

Show her this place and then your post count. Things should take care of themselves from there.


Knowing my luck, she'll find it cute or something.

Do you find Nick Swardson funny?

Can't stand to even look at him, so I have no idea.

Same goes for that new puppet guy.

Not a fan of Dunham.

Huge fan of Swardson.

I'm getting tix today for Gaffigan at WMU on 4/16.

Kinda pumped, which is pretty strange when you consider that it's just a guy standing on stage talking about food.

Sweet.

Gaffigan's delivery is pretty amazing. I'd get shit thrown at me if I tried his stuff.

Same goes for that new puppet guy.

Also, TBeau.

Naw, TBro is good stuff!

Cool, dude.

Should I stop having a life and post as often as I used to?

Can't really answer that for you, maybe MoTown can, though.

Does it disturb you that GAFFIGAN and GAFF AGAIN sound exactly alike?

Why can't I see who's been lurking my profile, bro?

Gla, have you seen this?

http://www.mlive.com/spartans/index.ssf/2010/03/report_new_jersey_nets_likely.html

Chris alerted us to this earlier in the NBA news thread, but thank you.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't start a new thread about it, though.

Think we'll ever be able to use GIFS for our avatars?

Probably not the right guy to aks. I thought you could, isn't MoTown's a gif?
Maybe he used his special powers for that, though.

Maybe the one you tried is too large of a file.

I didn't try, I just aksed because I didn't think we were able to.

How ecksited are you for the upcoming Danzig album?

^ I checked it out. I liked it a lot.

Do you remember what my avatar was before the board went down? I don't

I'll have to think about it.

Aren't we going to need a 2 guard at some point as well? Rip is on his way out, BG is not the answer, Stuckey isn't the answer there. With all the guards we have and it doesn't seem like we have an anwer there.

We need a whole new roster, sans Monroe, Jerebko and, IMO, Bynum.

Fuck Bynum.

^ :NH:

He's been ass, no doubt, but he has shown that he can be good (last year), is fairly young and locked into a reasonable contract.

I should have included Daye on the list, too. He seems like he's a keeper. Hopefully his D improves, though.

Daye is absolutely a keeper and agree on Monroe. I like Monroe a lot. I wouldn't expect his role to be a go to scorer, but he should average double digits, me thinks.

Where is the Aks TBro thread?

WHICH YOUNG QB WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE, MATTY ICE OR AARON RODGERS?

Prolly "Cool Rodgers" (source: Ditka).

Ice looks like a 70's pron star.

I'm starting to think I need kids, so that I won't get so pissed over football or something.

What's it like being a dad? Do you like it?

It's awesome about 90% of the time.

I do miss being able to do whatever I want to sometimes, but that's where simple pleasures like the internets and casinos come in.

lrn2internetz

How to have it so it automatically logs me in? I donut see a "remember me" box

How to have it so it automatically logs me in? I donut see a "remember me" box

Must be something with browser settings because I think Uncle Mxy has mentioned that before. I can see the 'remember me' box at the top right under the log in boxes.

Try logging in from here and see if that does it.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/newreply.php?p=368317&noquote=1

yep that did it. Thanks

Uh is it considered cheating if I call another girl? I'm just trying to shut her up..

Sounds fine to me.

A guy can't be expected to never use the phone again, right?

I'm embracing my role on WTF. Are you?