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Uncle Mxy
05-05-2011, 12:07 PM
WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack spent nearly 20 minutes of a cabinet meeting Tuesday rambling on about recent fluctuations in the price of corn before President Barack Obama finally told him to "shut the fuck up." "Look, Tom, I like you, I do, but we have some serious shit to talk about here," said Obama, who during previous meetings of the executive branch's top officials has reportedly listened with patience to Vilsack's digressions before moving on to other subjects. "Seriously, how long do you expect a group of people to listen to one man talk about corn? I'm sick of it, and everyone else in this room is fucking sick of it, and you need to shut the fuck up now." Sources confirmed Vilsack spent the rest of the day asking other cabinet members whether he was out of line or the president was just being a dick.

Tahoe
05-06-2011, 01:37 AM
Hey Barry, you frickin moronic hypocrite, why are you still prosecuting the CIA?

Tahoe
05-06-2011, 01:38 AM
Hey Odummy, why did you bring charges against the Navy Seal team?

Uncle Mxy
05-06-2011, 05:56 PM
Hey Barry, you frickin moronic hypocrite, why are you still prosecuting the CIA?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/sep/02/gonzales-supports-holder-on-cia-probe/

Tahoe
05-06-2011, 09:14 PM
Dude prosecutes the CIA charges Navy interrogators but RUNS to get in front of the TV camera for the things he hates.

He's a horrible individual.

Fool
05-07-2011, 10:06 AM
Poor Tahoe.

Tahoe
05-07-2011, 02:46 PM
Obama and the racist Eric Holder urged to stop going after CIA.

http://www.foxnews.mobi/scitech/quickPage.html?page=22995&content=51495900&pageNum=-1

Uncle Mxy
05-14-2011, 10:17 AM
http://www.dpic.ws/images/5717055981.jpg

Uncle Mxy
05-15-2011, 08:40 AM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2011/05/obama-goof-teutonic-shift-in-middle-east/1

Uncle Mxy
05-18-2011, 03:09 PM
The real reason Obama released his long-firm birth certificate:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/161899-obama-campaign-selling-birther-t-shirts

Uncle Mxy
05-28-2011, 08:59 AM
BO hates the Brits:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100088961/barack-obama-top-ten-insults-against-britain-2011-edition/

Tahoe
06-03-2011, 01:24 AM
BO's budget goes down 0 votes for and 97 against! LMMFAO!

BO is such a douche. Go back to community organizing. Worst Prez ever.

Uncle Mxy
06-06-2011, 12:06 AM
They were voting on a budget that BO already said was out of date and shouldn't be voted for.

The LOL@BO part was that it was even brought to a vote. Punk'd!

Uncle Mxy
06-06-2011, 05:26 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100925145948AAtppCe

Tahoe
06-07-2011, 12:52 AM
They were voting on a budget that BO already said was out of date and shouldn't be voted for.

The LOL@BO part was that it was even brought to a vote. Punk'd!

Out of date? What? lol

Uncle Mxy
06-07-2011, 05:08 AM
IIRC, he submitted a budget, there was grousing about something, then he submitted another budget. And then the first budget (which was already invalidated) was called for a vote. It seemed like a typical circlejerk waste of time worthy of Congress.

Uncle Mxy
06-08-2011, 12:32 PM
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/20680/Handmade_Anti-Obama_R_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85_1.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/articles/handmade-antiobama-sign-currently-frontrunner-for,20680/

Tahoe
06-09-2011, 11:28 PM
IIRC, he submitted a budget, there was grousing about something, then he submitted another budget. And then the first budget (which was already invalidated) was called for a vote. It seemed like a typical circlejerk waste of time worthy of Congress.

Yeah thats not correct.

Uncle Mxy
06-25-2011, 03:03 AM
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-obama-mistake-medal-of-honor-20110624,0,4244870.story

Tahoe
07-01-2011, 09:35 PM
http://burstupdates.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burstupdates-obama-dick-e1309532686823.jpg?w=265&h=402

geerussell
07-17-2011, 09:52 PM
http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Negotiation-cartoon.jpg

Tahoe
07-19-2011, 06:43 PM
Obama is a dumb ass ... I wish that was funny but it isn't.

WTFchris
07-20-2011, 10:57 AM
He's not a dumbass, actually very smart. But he does try too hard to compromise. Sometimes he needs to put his foot down to the party of NO.

Tahoe
07-20-2011, 07:53 PM
^ LOL!

Vinny
07-21-2011, 09:22 PM
If the US defaults on their debt that's the last straw. Leyland should go.

Uncle Mxy
07-27-2011, 05:48 AM
Tahoe might like this (or he might not):

http://habledash.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1270:obama-debt-ceiling-speech-wages-class-warfare-on-wealthy&catid=47:latest-news&Itemid=65

Uncle Mxy
08-09-2011, 08:48 PM
http://www.imgcafe.com/view/uploads/funnypaha.jpg

Tahoe
08-16-2011, 01:37 AM
This cat makes Carter look smart. Is there anyone on the face of the earth with less ideas than this turd? A complete fool.

Tahoe
09-04-2011, 03:11 PM
Barry asked to speak to joint session on Tuesday or something and was told, 'nah'. LMAO

Tahoe
09-04-2011, 03:12 PM
Barry touted a company, forgot name, that benefited from Green Jobs...The company has now went under. LMAO at how dumb this guy is.

Tahoe
09-04-2011, 03:12 PM
Barry invites NASCAR drivers to WH...He was told...'nah' again.

LOL

Uncle Mxy
09-06-2011, 03:02 PM
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/other_sports/auto_racing/view.bg?articleid=1363794&srvc=sports&position=recent

Tahoe
09-06-2011, 06:52 PM
^ isn't he a douche, Mxy? Election can't come soon enuf, right?

Tahoe
09-08-2011, 07:55 PM
Odumba called a joint session of congress FOR THAT SPEECH?

Unbelievable.

Uncle Mxy
09-09-2011, 12:46 PM
Obama had to call a joint-session of congress FOR THAT SPEECH?

BELIEVABLE

Tahoe
09-10-2011, 05:33 PM
Calls a joint session of congress for a campaign speech. Nice try Odumba. But I see it worked on some.

Uncle Mxy
09-12-2011, 07:11 PM
http://www.imgcafe.com/view/uploads/28jgj.jpg

Uncle Mxy
09-23-2011, 11:20 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-stumping-jobs-bill,26136/

Tahoe
09-26-2011, 09:01 PM
Odumba is a dumbass mo fo. I mean fuckin stupid. Dude was prolly handed his grades in college, cuz I'm not sure he can balance his checkbook.

Uncle Mxy
09-28-2011, 09:45 AM
Jewanitors

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/09/obama-congressional-black-caucus-video-gaffe.html

Tahoe
10-21-2011, 06:20 PM
Odumba said in a speech that American's favor his job bill, but the Republicans wouldn't even let it come to a vote" LOL.

Mitch McConell sp? came on FOX NEWS and said the GOP tried to get it to come to the floor but Reid wouldn't let it come to the floor cuz Reid knew it wouldn't pass.

It lies like that from Obama that makes me hope he doesn't get reelected.

Uncle Mxy
10-21-2011, 10:29 PM
Obama needed Republicans to achieve cloture and didn't have them, so Reid didn't get the bill out of committee.

It's not a lie, really. It's the way dysfunctional Senate procedures work. There's a committee vote, then a vote-to-have-a-vote, then the actual vote. In today's day and age, there's no possibility of cloture except for yearly budget things.

I figured the LOL@Obama would be over Steve Jobs calling him a one-term president.

Tahoe
10-22-2011, 01:32 PM
It was a lie.

Tahoe
10-22-2011, 01:32 PM
My main man Charles breaking the Obama admin down for y'all.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1118898309001/krauthammer-blasts-obama

Uncle Mxy
10-24-2011, 02:28 PM
http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Hoekstra-Obama-Nobel-Bush/2011/10/18/id/414919

Uncle Mxy
11-04-2011, 11:47 AM
Lady Obama is SO Angry!

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/30/curl-the-very-angry-first-lady/

Uncle Mxy
11-16-2011, 07:41 PM
http://www.buzzpics.de/images/inactiltl.png

geerussell
11-25-2011, 09:50 AM
Don't need to know any russian to translate this. (Money shot starting at about 0:12)

G3wzmyCmDMo

Vinny
11-25-2011, 12:10 PM
Is that even the right finger?

Uncle Mxy
12-07-2011, 08:57 AM
CINCINNATI—In a serious miscalculation that may prove devastating to his bid for a second term, President Barack Obama neglected Tuesday to simplify a statement to the point where it could readily be grasped by anyone with the vocabulary of an 8-year-old. "Instead of saying, 'There are many global variables at work here, and unless they all fall into place, we could find ourselves back in a recession,' he should have just said, 'Times are hard. We gotta be strong,'" said Washington Post political correspondent Brian Meltzer, noting that Obama's statement during a speech on job creation was met with dumbfounded looks and audible gasps from the crowd. "Americans are so used to meaningless homespun homilies, they don't know what to do when they're treated like thinking adults. The president has to understand that if he goes out there throwing around words like 'currency' and 'economy,' he'll end up being branded an elitist." In an attempt to correct the error, Obama concluded his speech with the words "Jobs good. No jobs bad. God bless America."

Uncle Mxy
12-20-2011, 12:22 PM
fCiTAJi1yRk

Uncle Mxy
12-22-2011, 05:48 AM
http://www.buzzpics.de/images/001f7c56j.jpg

geerussell
12-22-2011, 06:25 PM
The unintentional humor is the idea that we can run out of money.

Uncle Mxy
01-04-2012, 12:39 PM
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2012/01/obamamarsmission.jpg
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/

Uncle Mxy
01-04-2012, 10:50 PM
http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-11-2012, 11:20 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/aetna-inc-aet,27011/

Fool
01-11-2012, 02:51 PM
http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama.jpg

That's quality.

Uncle Mxy
01-26-2012, 06:07 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02120/obama-brewer_2120132b.jpg

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2012, 06:12 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-criticized-for-living-in-lavish-mansion-whil,27238/

Uncle Mxy
02-05-2012, 11:23 AM
ThongGate?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093688/White-House-fury-false-claims-Michelle-Obama-closed-Agent-Provocateurs-Madison-Avenue-boutique-spend-50-000-lingerie.html

Uncle Mxy
03-07-2012, 08:28 PM
Obama doesn't win all the delegates in Oklahoma... LOL:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/07/anti-abortion-advocate-wins-democratic-delegate/

Uncle Mxy
03-09-2012, 06:39 PM
http://www.buzzpics.de/images/obamastrik.jpg

Uncle Mxy
03-13-2012, 06:08 AM
http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/07-03-2012/120708-arizona_sheriff_obama-0/

Uncle Mxy
03-20-2012, 07:02 AM
http://wagesofwins.com/2012/03/19/should-teams-try-and-sign-obama-instead-of-derek-fisher/

Uncle Mxy
05-09-2012, 09:56 AM
West "By God" Virginia showing Obama why they lead the nation in Jerry Springer participants:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/09/prison-inmate-steals-votes-obama?newsfeed=true

Tahoe
05-10-2012, 01:08 AM
^ I expect those last 3 post are those...'not really lol @ Odumba' that Mxy posts.

Uncle Mxy
05-10-2012, 05:56 AM
I dunno... barely winning the WV primary against some guy who listed himself as part of the Federation Of Superheroes is LOL@Obama.
And Obama being compared to Derek fucking Fisher made me laugh...

Tahoe
05-10-2012, 09:54 PM
Never did read them. Which is why I posted the 'expect'.

Ok, maybe you've changed. :)

Uncle Mxy
06-06-2012, 07:34 AM
http://www.weeklystandard.com/sites/all/files/imagecache/teaser-large/images/teasers/LOG.v17-37.June11.Barnes.GaryLocke.jpg

Uncle Mxy
07-03-2012, 02:18 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/610074198.jpg?key=576432&Expires=1341340491&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=k~-lOZR09Uwj-1vCMy8UX8t5gTP3~0rWaG6qPUk1Ms27OLzWL679Pkr5zEiLhS8 u3csj7xZM-MpA2KFO8oVtRI9dXukli1cqfvDQa4eecKoXR3BRfrKhWOawVCJ Uu87HoUVy23SPJxqbJR5mY6CgsvK8GNcX4AfzzlMOSYZI~uA_

Uncle Mxy
07-19-2012, 11:08 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4x1kVdpUxdQ/S68Nf4uuAeI/AAAAAAAABhQ/A0tjnFHsd9s/s1600/P3190469.JPG

Tahoe
07-19-2012, 05:44 PM
Fund Raiser!

Tahoe
08-20-2012, 10:26 PM
Newsweek - Hit the Road, Barack!

LMMFAO! FROM NEWSWEEK!

Timone
08-24-2012, 05:31 PM
"Obama supports gay marriage and abortion. Do you? Vote Republican." - billboard sign I drove past. Lol'd hard.

Tahoe
09-04-2012, 01:45 AM
AMAZING how MSNBC and CNN give poor lil Barack Hussien Odumbshit all these passes cuz WAR IS TOUGH, but did nothing but condemn Dubya...What a bunch of fucksticks.

Tahoe
09-04-2012, 01:47 AM
The "Methodical Constitutional lawyer" he is...LMMFAO...He's doing the same shit Dub did but he was a fuckin war criminal.

seriously, I don't know how y'all can't laugh at yourselves.

Tahoe
09-04-2012, 01:50 AM
"Killing a couple of Americans with drone strikes made some on the left a little squeamish"

LMMFAO!

Again, if it were Bush....Ya'll are a bunch of fuckin turds.

Tahoe
09-04-2012, 01:54 AM
CNN ... "he's such a warm person" LMMFAO

Contrast to what they say about Romney.

Uncle Mxy
09-04-2012, 11:12 AM
Tahoe, who's sitting in your empty chair? :)

Tahoe
09-10-2012, 06:16 PM
Odumba's boy is having a lil problem with a teacher's union...LOL

Tahoe
09-11-2012, 10:05 PM
And Odipshit is still silent.

Uncle Mxy
09-12-2012, 10:50 AM
Is there any particular gain for either presidential candidate to weigh in?
<confused>

Tahoe
09-15-2012, 03:36 PM
Maybe you've missed it, but it IS one of the issues to many in the US.

Uncle Mxy
09-16-2012, 05:26 AM
Yeah, but there's no need to play sides. Romney's not going to win Illinois. Obama's not going to lose Illinois. Most states don't even allow their teachers to strike, so it's not in their backyard. The politically correct thing to say is "whatever's best for the students" and leave it open-ended happy bullshit.

LOL@Obama for hiring a pro-basketball player to run the Department of Education. :)

Tahoe
09-16-2012, 09:17 PM
Is there any particular gain for either presidential candidate to weigh in?


<confused>

Maybe showing a lil leadership for a change would help him.

Tahoe
09-17-2012, 09:10 PM
"It was the movie...honest. They love me and stuff"

Glenn
09-17-2012, 09:19 PM
Mitt's little movie is more of a problem, now.

Tahoe
09-17-2012, 09:22 PM
Hey...make sure ya tell Putin I'll have a lot more room to fuck the USA after the next election.

Tahoe
09-18-2012, 06:12 PM
An Ambassador murdered, mideast in turmoil, Media Matter and Odumba's DOJ discovered to be handing info back and forth AND THIS DIPSHIT OF A PREZ GOES ON LETTERMAN!

Unbelievable.

Uncle Mxy
09-18-2012, 07:26 PM
An Ambassador murdered, mideast in turmoil, Media Matter and Odumba's DOJ discovered to be handing info back and forth AND THIS DIPSHIT OF A PREZ GOES ON LETTERMAN!

Unbelievable.
When is the mideast NOT in turmoil?

And why wouldn't the media relations person for DOJ be talking with the media?
<confused>

Ok, I just wasted my time wading through the crap that the conservapress calls a story.
Here's the "back and forth" in question, if I believe the conservapress:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/106208610/Daily-Caller-FOIA-DOJ-and-Media-Matters

It looks like Media Matters reporters asked questions of the DOJ media relations person and received answers -- seems like standard crap. Media Matters forwards stories they wrote to the media relations person -- that's the bulk of the FOIA response, by far. There's some casual conversation, but it doesn't sound like the DOJ end of things is doing anything too dastardly. The one email that might be inappropriate is on March 12 2012, but it's unclear if it's part of a Media Matters-initiated conversation where it might make a bit more sense. It's clear they didn't get all the emails in a given email thread, so there may be missing context.

I should send porn to Obama's mailbox, then FOIA for that, then cry out on the media that Obama is a porn freak.

Tahoe
09-18-2012, 09:04 PM
Jesus H Christmas Mxy, a DOJ peep saw a story on Fox she didn't like so she called MM (you call them media? lol) to tell them it was a lie. Why the fuck didn't she call Fox?

Seriously...Stop.

Tahoe
09-18-2012, 09:05 PM
And I know you see the difference of the mideast turmoil right now vs a month ago. 9-11 came along and it blew up.

Uncle Mxy
09-19-2012, 05:06 PM
Jesus H Christmas Mxy, a DOJ peep saw a story on Fox she didn't like so she called MM (you call them media? lol) to tell them it was a lie. Why the fuck didn't she call Fox?

Seriously...Stop.
Read the actual FOIA emails. There's one questionable item I found, amidst a lot of crap. But it's from what would appear to be an edited culling of mails. It's not just because the FOIA folks blocked out a few words here and there. There's actual missing mails -- responses to mails where the original mail is not shown fully. There's evidence of conversations that might make some of the exchanges make more sense. So, I don't know what to fully make of it. But, a lot of it shows the DOJ media relations person doing what it looks like they should be doing -- liaising with media organizations (which Media Matters is, like it or not -- Drudge is too).

This looks like a tempest in a teapot.

Glenn
09-19-2012, 05:38 PM
Bah, silly, unnecessary facts!

Uncle Mxy
09-19-2012, 06:47 PM
And I know you see the difference of the mideast turmoil right now vs a month ago. 9-11 came along and it blew up.
McCain found out what happens when you duck out on Letterman for a crisis.

And the facts are incomplete. But somehow, I have a hard time thinking there's some vast left wing conspiracy when some of the emails read "Hi, you don't know me from the man in the moon, but so-and-so asked me to contact you about blah."

Tahoe
09-20-2012, 09:40 PM
Read the actual FOIA emails. There's one questionable item I found, amidst a lot of crap. But it's from what would appear to be an edited culling of mails. It's not just because the FOIA folks blocked out a few words here and there. There's actual missing mails -- responses to mails where the original mail is not shown fully. There's evidence of conversations that might make some of the exchanges make more sense. So, I don't know what to fully make of it. But, a lot of it shows the DOJ media relations person doing what it looks like they should be doing -- liaising with media organizations (which Media Matters is, like it or not -- Drudge is too).

This looks like a tempest in a teapot.

Mxy... Glanzie had to have surgery to remove his painties from his ass a few years back when he said the Bush admin was sending talking points to Fox News. If you left wing weenies uncovered emails from the Bush admin to Rush Limbaugh, you'd have a fuckin coronary.

I had my panties bunch for a day about this but with Odipshit and his entire administration lying to the American peeps about the most recent terrorist attack, that it was a reaction to some stupid movie trailer, puts this topic on the back burner.

Odumba thought he could go on his appology tour and say..."Hey, I'm not George Bush" and that would be enuf of a foreign policy. What a fuckin joke we have for a PRez.

Tahoe
09-20-2012, 09:42 PM
Dipshits at the Democratic Convention TRYING to act like they care about the defense of this country, used fucking Turkish jets for the big screen. Unbelievable.

Tahoe
09-20-2012, 10:03 PM
LOL @ BO...Constantly avoids tough interviews but goes on Univision and finally gets a couple of questions worth asking....unfortunately, he just lies in his answers. But we've come to expect that, haven't we?

Uncle Mxy
09-21-2012, 06:40 AM
I heard an interview with Jorge Ramos (the Univision guy) a couple weeks back on NPR, and he did exactly what he said he'd do. If there was any surprise in the Obama camp -- ANY -- then there shouldn't have been.

Uncle Mxy
10-04-2012, 11:33 PM
DENVER—Following last night’s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama’s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was “acting like such a goddamned pussy up there.” “Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?” asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was “genuinely worried” that maybe somebody had “cut Daddy’s balls off” right before he took the stage. “What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you’re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.” Sources added that Obama’s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go “look for [his] dick, because apparently it’s gone missing.”

Tahoe
10-05-2012, 01:52 PM
The excuses for Odumba getting his ass handed to him the other night are hilarious.


He didn't get acclimated to the high air in Denver.

Something fell behind the debate and it made a loud bang. Dude on a messageboard apparently said, "white peeps might not have to concern themselves with that, but for a black man, he has to worry."

Preoccupied with National Security. LMMFAO

And on and on and on... They just can't blame their lazy ass prez. I do believe as someone said "I guarantee a better performance next time after Michelle gets after him" I think libs can even get a kick out of that.

Tahoe
10-09-2012, 01:58 PM
Sesame Street asks Odumba to take down ad using Big Bird against Romney.

You know Odipshit has nothing to run on but failures of the last 4 years. All they can do is call Romney a fellon, causing the death of a woman who died of cancer, a liar, etc. Now they have tried to use Big Bird, but they said take it down.

This administration has become a skunks ass.

Uncle Mxy
10-09-2012, 05:47 PM
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/our-blog/2012/10/09/sesame-workshop-response-to-campaign-ads/

Tahoe
10-09-2012, 08:01 PM
The "Skunks Ass" comment was a lil harsh but it was made not just because Big Bird asked Odumba to take down the add, its because his campaign is nothing but attacking Romney. He has NOTHING to run on.

And then theres the misleading(lying) to the American peeps about the terrorist attack that killed four Americans.

Uncle Mxy
12-31-2012, 12:26 PM
Barack Obama is soft on crime!

http://www.propublica.org/article/obama-has-granted-clemency-more-rarely-than-any-modern-president

Vinny
12-31-2012, 12:32 PM
I'm assuming there's an article somewhere calling him too lazy to do his job for this.

Tahoe
12-31-2012, 06:48 PM
Odumba is soft on crime and is lazy.

Where's the funny?

Uncle Mxy
01-25-2013, 12:51 PM
Let the impeachment begin!

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/court-obama-appointments-are-unconstitutional

Uncle Mxy
03-19-2013, 10:53 PM
Really, Barack?

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/03/gps-warrant-requirement/

Uncle Mxy
05-24-2013, 05:08 PM
http://www.iol.co.za/polopoly_fs/iol-pic-may24-medea-benjamin-heckles-obama-1.1521096!/image/2833020816.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_300/2833020816.jpg

http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/obama-heckled-by-code-pink-founder-1.1521097

Tahoe
05-24-2013, 06:45 PM
Yes, she clearly frustrated him. He can't take a little simple questioning.

lol@ obama

Uncle Mxy
11-09-2013, 10:52 AM
Yoopers, eh?

http://www.freep.com/article/20131108/NEWS06/311080103/Hey-White-House-where-s-the-Upper-Peninsula-Finally-map-error-is-fixed

Uncle Mxy
12-02-2013, 05:38 AM
http://www.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/h/v/3/x/p/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349. hv3xn.png/1385944581920.jpg

Uncle Mxy
10-18-2014, 10:09 AM
bad credit LOL:

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/Decoder-Buzz/2014/1017/Obama-credit-card-declined-Does-he-need-to-get-out-more-video

Tahoe
11-07-2014, 02:28 AM
He acts like the 2/3rds of the country that didn't vote is with him.


HE HAS THE MAJORITY OF THE US!


LMAO! This guy is unbelievable.


Elections matter! Remember that? Who said that? Oh, it was you?

Uncle Mxy
11-07-2014, 04:40 PM
There were more Democratic votes than Republican votes cast for the 100 senators that will comprise the 114th Congress.
There were more Democratic votes than Republican votes cast for the 435 congressmen that will comprise the 114th Congress.

The way state and district boundaries are laid out led to big Republican seat counts.
But, I'd think about the above when I consider who's "with" and "not with" the prez.

Tahoe
11-07-2014, 11:28 PM
^ LOL


Mxy is just like Odumba. Can't handle the truth. Ass handed to him and he wants to make up liberal bullshit.


Message to you mxy...the country thinks Odumba sucks and the election results proved it. Sorry dude.

Tahoe
11-07-2014, 11:29 PM
And, lol, if more Dems voted, it even more embarrassing for you and your party, they didn't vote with your boy.

Uncle Mxy
11-08-2014, 09:19 AM
I can handle the truth. I just want people to think about actual majorities of voters before thinking about what the so-called "silent majority" might look like.

Five days ago, on November 4th 2014, more folks cast their vote for a D (48.9%) than an R (47.7%) for the house of reps. But we will have a strongly R (~56%) house of reps.
Same thing happened in 2012... Obama won re-election by 3.9%, more D (48.8%) than R votes (47.6%) in the house of reps. But we had a solid R (53.8%) house of reps.

These R victories have been quite real, but it's not like they're terribly reflective of the voting majority, let alone the silent one.
In the house of reps case, it's largely the product of gerrymandering.

Getting slightly more back to topic -- tieing these results to Obama approval rating is provably bullshit.
Obama had a 50+% approval rating in 2012, consistent with who voted for him.
Yet the D vs. R voting % were basically identical to 2014.

2 years ago, the D bitching was that Obama's win didn't have coattails.
They were right. When you dig into the #s, it's clear he doesn't really help or hurt.

Tahoe
11-08-2014, 07:46 PM
Mxy, Mxy, Mxy.


Republicans didn't just draw up Kentucky. Republicans didn't just draw up Georgia, Virginia, Maryland, and on and on and on.


This was a repudiation of Obama and his policies. His approvals suck.


His policies hurt the Dems, plain and simple. If you think his EPA Caol bullshit in ... was it W VA? didn't hurt the dems, than I don't know what to say. If you think him blocking the Keystone Pipeline didn't hurt him, I don't know what to say to you. If you think him calling ISIS JV and then having them cut peoples heads off naming him, I don't know what to tell ya.


You can say this is repubs drawing up voting districts all you want. Keep thinking that. I hope the Dems do to. Cuz you will continue to have your asses handed to you if you don't change your CRAZY LIBERAL POLICIES and quit taking over Health Care and shoving that down peeps throats too.

Uncle Mxy
11-08-2014, 09:50 PM
If it's such a repudiation, why were the house of rep vote %s the same in 2012 and 2014?
Why did more people vote for a D than R nationwide for federal office just a few days ago?

As another data point: In 2010, it was 52% R and 45% D. THAT was a clearer repudiation of Obama(care).

The senate elections weren't nationwide and are a much-smaller sample size.
I don't think you can read too much into the mood of the nation from them.

Tahoe
11-08-2014, 10:05 PM
You should ask your Gov....oops, NVM. He's a Repub, iirc.


Put your efforts towards redrawing the lines. Just don't waste your time on redrawing Kentuck or Maryland(unbelievable to me that Maryland went Repub), Georgia, etc. Cuz redrawing state lines prolly won't be money well spent. But then again, your unions spend money on unseating Gov Walker in Wis. How'd that work our for you Union members hard earned dollars.


And not only that, but those Union workers who have common sense and realize what Gov Walker did for Wisc State budget. Turned a multi billion dollar defecit to a surplus.


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Uncle Mxy
11-08-2014, 10:43 PM
I voted for Snyder. That had nada to do with Obama.

Tahoe
11-09-2014, 04:34 AM
^ you might be the only one.

Uncle Mxy
11-12-2014, 06:10 AM
“the stupidity of the American voter”
http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2014/11/10/aca-architect-the-stupidity-of-the-american-voter-led-us-to-hide-obamacares-tax-hikes-and-subsidies-from-the-public/

Tahoe
11-13-2014, 04:49 AM
Obama comes walking up chewing gum at the Asia conference. So disrespectful. He has no clue.

Tahoe
11-13-2014, 04:51 AM
“the stupidity of the American voter”
http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2014/11/10/aca-architect-the-stupidity-of-the-american-voter-led-us-to-hide-obamacares-tax-hikes-and-subsidies-from-the-public/


More snakes crawl out under every Obama admin rock that is overturned.


Truth is that conservatives were saying this all along. We weren't the stupid voters. Repubs voted no. Liberals and Dems are the stupid ones that believe his shit.

Uncle Mxy
11-13-2014, 06:52 AM
More snakes crawl out under every Obama admin rock that is overturned.


Truth is that conservatives were saying this all along. We weren't the stupid voters. Repubs voted no. Liberals and Dems are the stupid ones that believe his shit.

Same guy did Romneycare first. Republicans voted for Obamacare during the 2012 primaries.

Tahoe
11-13-2014, 07:34 AM
What does Romney have to do with this?


We are talking about a lib who thinks, like all libs, that they know whats best for all the stupid people. Libs are so fuckin arrogant.


I didn't know Obamacare was on the ballot in 2012.

Glenn
11-13-2014, 07:53 AM
The war on gum.

Tahoe
11-14-2014, 12:49 AM
The war on gum.



I know it seems petty to Odumba lovers, but there just has never been a President who has repeatedly disrespected the office of the President like he has. He goes overseas and makes us, the US, look so bad.


Feel bad for Veterans that gave their blood for this country to have this him in office.


In the overall scheme of things, it means nothing though.

Tahoe
11-14-2014, 12:56 AM
I doubt any of you watched any coverage of the conference but Putin and the Chinese Prez both made him look bad.


What ever happened to the libs saying "The world will love us again and all our problems will go away" bullshit?

Uncle Mxy
11-19-2014, 11:09 AM
I doubt any of you watched any coverage of the conference but Putin and the Chinese Prez both made him look bad.


What ever happened to the libs saying "The world will love us again and all our problems will go away" bullshit?

http://fortune.com/2014/11/17/us-china-obama-putin-russia/

Tahoe
11-22-2014, 01:10 AM
^ tl;dr but whats your point? Obama is awesome?

Uncle Mxy
11-23-2014, 08:59 AM
No. Just that apart from some incident involving Nicorette, I can't see how the Chinese Prez made Obama look bad.

Tahoe
11-23-2014, 02:12 PM
^ funny how you it seems you can find anything you want on the internetz except if its looking for lol @ Obama stuff.

Uncle Mxy
12-28-2014, 08:47 AM
It's not like it's hard to find topical LOLZ at Obama stuff:

http://i.imgur.com/D6EqVp4.jpg

It's just hard to find out WTF you're talking about.
Sometimes your references are oblique.

Glenn
03-13-2015, 09:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDocnbkHjhI

Uncle Mxy
03-26-2015, 07:30 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/exclusive-woman-held-psych-ward-obama-twitter-claim-article-1.2159049


EXCLUSIVE: L.I. woman says psych ward doctors believed she was delusional for insisting Obama follows her on Twitter

Fool
03-27-2015, 10:27 AM
Mean Tweets are better when they don't let the person respond to the tweet.

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 04:55 PM
LOL @ Billy O and George Will going at each other. Yesterday's interview is all over the place.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGzXYSzzxE

Tahoe
11-07-2015, 05:05 PM
Oops. This was supposed to go in the Bill O thread.

Uncle Mxy
12-26-2015, 09:38 AM
The Snowbama actually sounds kinda good. Still...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-hawaii-obama-20151226-story.html


Obama's return to the place of his birth also calls to mind an embarrassing record of legislative stumbles: Since 2009, Hawaii's politicos have sought to name two schools, an abandoned lot, a scenic overlook and two state holidays after Obama. An effort to put the 1960s-era cinder-block apartment building, where he lived, on the national historic registry fell short.

For now, the most famous thing that bears Obama's name here is the "Snowbama," a shaved ice that's a mix of lemon, lime, cherry and passion guava flavors and sells for $4 at Island Snow, one of the president's favorite vacation haunts.

Tahoe
02-23-2016, 07:46 PM
More Obama GITMO releases are back fighting. 1 arrested in Spain in a Terror Raid by Spain.

Uncle Mxy
02-23-2016, 11:24 PM
More Obama GITMO releases are back fighting. 1 arrested in Spain in a Terror Raid by Spain.

http://www.stripes.com/news/europe/former-guantanamo-detainee-among-4-arrested-in-spain-morocco-for-islamic-state-ties-1.395610


After being captured in 2002 and held in Guantanamo, he was returned to Spain in 2004, said Interior Minister Jorge Fernandez Diaz.

Bush era, not Obama.

Tahoe
02-23-2016, 11:37 PM
Was hoping someone was reading my posts. LOL

Tahoe
02-23-2016, 11:38 PM
And lets let more out! What could possibly go wrong? Hell, lets close it!

Uncle Mxy
03-12-2016, 07:38 AM
Odumba made an appearance, unleashing his inner Algore (see Clipper chip):

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-debate-over-encryption-obama-says-dangers-are-real/2016/03/12/46e35062-e82b-11e5-a9ce-681055c7a05f_story.html

“My conclusion so far is that you cannot take an absolutist view on this,” Obama said. “So if your argument is strong encryption, no matter what, and we can and should, in fact, create black boxes, then that I think does not strike the kind of balance that we have lived with for 200, 300 years.

We live with far more surveillance than was ever possible 200-300 years ago -- x-ray machines at airports, stuff that can see through houses, technologies that beacon location and sentiment left and right. Scrambling cell phone signals is a crime, as you don't own the radio spectrum going through where you "own". You've been leading the way and adapting to that. So, adapt to encryption. What, you're gonna stop foreigners from performing math in a worldwide economy?

Glenn
04-15-2016, 12:16 PM
http://gizmodo.com/use-this-website-to-make-obama-say-anything-you-want-1770968461?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_faceboo k&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Tahoe
04-15-2016, 01:52 PM
Odumba and Hillary hit a 'Reset' button with Russia(Russians must've been ltao at this) and then they fly by our carriers with fighter jets.


Keep flipping those dictators Barry. Its working out really well.

Tahoe
04-25-2016, 09:41 PM
Obama "yeah, we're going to run 250 troops in there and see what works."


Lib's and foreign policy is SMH fuckin stupid.

Uncle Mxy
04-26-2016, 05:15 AM
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Uncle Mxy
05-10-2016, 08:09 AM
http://cdn.tf.rs/2016/05/09/Cokolada-Obamica-620x350.jpg

Glenn
06-11-2016, 10:03 AM
Seems wrong not to have this here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwYbVx_-qg

Timone
06-11-2016, 11:17 AM
I just can't get Fallon's appeal.

Fool
06-11-2016, 11:34 AM
Love Fallon. Silly good-natured. Not a smart guy so skip the interviews. The games and skits are fun.

Glenn
06-11-2016, 12:02 PM
I just can't get Fallon's appeal.

+1

Timone
06-11-2016, 02:48 PM
Love Fallon. Silly good-natured. Not a smart guy so skip the interviews. The games and skits are fun.

Do enjoy some of these.

Glenn
06-11-2016, 02:55 PM
Do enjoy some of these.

+1

Timone
06-11-2016, 02:57 PM
+1

Appreciate it bro, but you really owe a +1 to the LGBT community.

Fool
06-11-2016, 05:40 PM
I don't know what that means.

Timone
06-11-2016, 06:02 PM
I don't either.

Uncle Mxy
10-08-2016, 05:43 AM
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-hits-record-high-approval-rating-despite-turning-country-into-jobless-crime-ridden-hellhole?mbid=rss

Uncle Mxy
10-15-2016, 08:37 AM
Haha -- inmate refuses Obama wanting to commute his sentence:

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/10/14/obama-grants-clemency-inmate-refuses-arnold-ray-jones/92005682/

MikeMyers
10-16-2016, 09:58 AM
I can't blame him. He knows when he comes out he has to get a job, pay for health insurance, bills, car etc.. A low security federal prison is probably like staying at a budget hotel for free. And he doesn't even have to work.

Uncle Mxy
07-12-2017, 10:41 PM
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Uncle Mxy
08-18-2018, 11:50 AM
Obama lets only the best people in the White House, too:

After winning the 2014 national title, the Buckeyes were honored at the White House on April 20, 2015.

One photo of Smith’s penis, taken on April 20, 2015 according to a time stamp, shows Smith in his black suit he wore to the White House event. Another photo of Smith’s penis includes a White House bathroom towel featuring the Seal of the President of the United States.
https://watchstadium.com/news/zach-smith-sex-toys-ohio-state-offices-staffer-nude-photos-white-house-08-17-2018/

Uncle Mxy
08-25-2018, 05:26 AM
Barack of Love -- streaming soon!
https://entertainment.theonion.com/obama-finishes-production-on-new-netflix-reality-series-1828580646?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_content=Main#smxjutsmi

Timone
08-30-2018, 03:53 PM
https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/1035234256132419584

Uncle Mxy
09-03-2019, 02:09 PM
Obama Will Claim Kenyan Citizenship to Keep From Being Tried for Treason
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-taylor-obama-will-claim-kenyan-citizenship-to-keep-from-being-tried-for-treason/
We are all witlesses

Uncle Mxy
02-23-2022, 05:06 AM
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Uncle Mxy
02-23-2024, 09:20 AM
https://www.theonion.com/emerging-filmmaker-malia-obama-changes-surname-to-scors-1851278946

PARK CITY, UT?Noting that she did not want her parents? fame to distract from her Sundance premiere, industry sources confirmed Thursday that emerging filmmaker Malia Obama had changed her surname to ?Scorsese.? ?Although her legal name is still Obama, Malia is officially promoting her short film The Heart under the pseudonym Malia Martin Scorsese,? said Sundance spokesperson Shelby Fleming, adding that the 25-year-old had been using the more neutral, nondescript moniker since writing for Donald Glover?s television series Swarm. ?When people see the last name Scorsese, they don?t see the daughter of a former president. They see a blank slate. She?s hopeful this slight change will help people take her art much more seriously.? At press time, Obama announced that her next film would be a gritty portrait of 1970s Little Italy titled Mean Streets.