GLENN, WHAT IS MOTOWN SITTING ON RIGHT NOW?

Your face?

Where are we going with this, SDB?

Maggggggggs. Let's go boy.

CABRERA! CABRERA! CABRERA!

BoOoOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Fearless prediction: Clete Thomas will strike out.

Your face?

Where are we going with this, SDB?

GLENN IS ON THE BOARD.

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!

CLETE!!!!!!!!!

LOL

My fearless predictions fucking rule today.

I think I need to keep this up for the rest of the season.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My fearless predictions fucking rule today.

I think I need to keep this up for the rest of the season.

Not anymore you don't.

LET'S ALL GO BACK TO THE FIELDS OF OUR CHILDHOODS

xdCrZfTkG1c

NO LONGER AVAILABLE

GROW THE FUCK UP, GLENN

Shocking to find out that dude was gay.

Worked for me.

Shocking to find out that dude was gay.
Who, SDB or Motown?

Works now for me too.

Glenn is seriously underappreciated.

GIVE US BACK OUR RINGS.

I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE VIDEOS PLAYABLE THAT OTHERS DEEM, UM, UNPLAYABLE

Who, SDB or Motown?

I'm straight. Female too (I just didn't want to tell y'all).

Whew.

...WAIT!

That version of the song is horrible btw. Was Queen always terrible live?

I still like to believe Inge hit a HR and we went on to win in 7.

By my projections, this thread will have 7,388 posts in it by the end of the regular season (my equation assumes that SDB doesn't leave WTF).

(my equation assumes that SDB doesn't leave WTF).

NEVER KNOW NOWADAYS.

Who's your Tiger?

Gm 1: Ubaldo Jimenez (2-7, 4.52) Vs. Eddie Bonine (1-0, 5.84)

Gm 2: Jeff Francis (3-7, 5.65) Vs. Justin Verlander (4-9, 4.49)

Gm 3: Greg Reynolds (2-5, 5.68) Vs. Kenny Rogers (5-5, 4.60)


Colorado is brutal, they've only won 12 games on the road, and just got swept by the Royals (something the Tigs have grown used to this season)...

all of the pitching matchups, except maybe tonights, are in our favor, Colorado has downright awful pitching...

There's no reason we shouldn't win this series...

GTFOOH bitch.

2-0 Tigs

That dude's beard is awesome.

Yeah, I admire people with cool beards... what's wrong with that?

You admire peeps with beards and neck Tattoos?

You admire peeps with beards and neck Tattoos?

I was obsessed with Rasputin in my youth... what does that tell you?

Things that suck: when you're suffering from exhaustion and your asthma is flaring up at the same time.

Exhaustion can cause my asthma to flair up.

Exhaustion can cause my asthma to flair up.

I've been wheezing like a mothafucka.

You wouldn't want to be here. There are so many fires in the state that the Sac Valley's air quality is seriously fucked right now.

This has been the first time in like 2 or so years.

I will take your word for it though.

OT again: if college baseball ditched the aluminum bats, I'd watch more of it. If MLB used them, I'd go crazy.

3-0 Tigs.

I don't know why but I watch the CWS about once every 5 years. But watch the girls softball thing every year.

But watch the girls softball thing every year.

Girl's softball would draw my attention if they came up with a cool slogan.

Fresno State was pretty impressive this year... faced elimination like 6 times and defeated 5 or 6 Conference Champions (something like that) en route to winning it.

^ you're shittin me

Nope... IIRC, they were like the #4 seed (which is the equivalent to a #13 seed winning it in basketball, I believe). DOES IT TRIUMPH OVER APPY STATE BEATING MICHIGAN? NO, but it's still a pretty good story.

Damn, sounds like this year woulda been a good year to watch it. Fresno State is usually there, iirc, they have a pretty good baseball school.

No clue... I went to college there though.

Go Bulldogs!

I'm serious. [/green]

^NFW

I'm going to assume you don't believe me (No fucking way??)

You shouldn't.

Yep, NFW. I was green and white texted.

Just felt a sharp pain in my shoulder... today is not a good day.

^ does one of your ex gfs have a voodoo doll of you?

No clue... which probably means yes.

OT...Buffalo wings are good.

I'm a fan of the Tyson brand shit.

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/products/0002370052635_LG.jpg

Cheap definately doesn't mean bad. Ice cold beverage of your choice, Ranch dressing and boat load of wings...hard to beat.

Cheap definately doesn't mean bad.

Agreed... when I'm hungry, I just pop those suckers in the microwave and I'm set.

I like this Bonine guy. Galarraga and now Bonine have done well for us as starters.

I thought Bonine was ass at first... guess you shouldn't really rush to judgement after one outing. He definitely has been solid as of late.

lol @ that dude. Also, good to see Hollimon wasn't thrown out at third.

HI GUYS I GUESS WE won LAST NIGHT HUH

Not a very efficient 1st for JV but they didn't score.

Rent leads off the bottom with a single.

The Rockies' unis are GHEY.

G R A Y Rockies unis are gray.

Wow, just looked at them....and ghey

Sideburns

Rotney

Two out Todd

Lets get some Zoom up in this bitch

boo.

Cabs with prolly his biggest hit so far.

5

and .500

Taking a page out of Glenn's book...

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!

Wil, if you think this means you're now allowed to make predictions, you better think twice my friend.

Taking a page out of Glenn's book...

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!

Hey, that's mine.

Oops.

Angel Hernandez is having a bad day, methinks.

Sheff mashed that ball, too bad it was right at the 3bagger.

Clete was safe though. He tagged him on the chest. Whoot Whoot.

2-0 Tigers

VINNY STILL LOVES THIS TEAM!!

3-2 Rockies... I want to go on a killing spree! WHOOT WHOOT!

"Whoot Whoot".

Why the H?

"Whoot Whoot".

Why the H?

That's how we roll.

http://www.catsandbeer.com/uploads/2007/11/juggalo.jpg

I think people that bunt for hits on a normal basis should have to wear a hat with a vagina on it.

Gardenia or whatever that replacement catcher just threw a guy out. Way to go Gardenia

Tahoe, shut the fuck up.

^ you need to have a talk with SDB about anger mgmt classes.

I like this Hollimon. He's very good defensively, and his offense is coming along.

Good speed too.

^ you need to have a talk with SDB about anger mgmt classes.

haha. It's Sardinha not Gardenia.

What's Hollimon's PER?

^ you need to have a talk with SDB about anger mgmt classes.

I'm shooting up a gay club later.:kennythejet:

WHOOT WHOOT!

JUGGALO!

I can't believe there's people over the age of 12 that are Juggalos.

I don't even know what a "Juggalo" is.

But I can imagine.

I'm shooting up a gay club later.:kennythejet:

WHOOT WHOOT!

You need to have a talk with yourself. About tolerance. was it tolerance?

lol

I don't even know what a "Juggalo" is.

But I can imagine.

Neither did I. Check out ot. They like Faygo.

Kenny not having one of his best days.

Then again, Angel's strike zone is the size of a raisin.

nice dp right there

We're lucky to only be down one...

Greg Reynolds sucks...

today could be a product of Leyland's famous Sunday Lineups...

Gardenia!

http://www.sardi.sa.gov.au/pages/fisheries/images/stats_sardine.jpg

lol vin

Whoot, Whoot!!

Fuck... I thought it was Whoop Whoop.

I HAVE DISAPPOINTED THE HOMIEZ.

Ok, I'm going to need you guys to unban that one dude so he can clear this up.. on youtube people are saying Woot Woot, Whoop Whoop, and Woop Woop. As someone who desperately wants to be "down with the clown", I need to fully understand the lingo.

Ok, I'm going to need you guys to unban that one dude so he can clear this up.. on youtube people are saying Woot Woot, Whoop Whoop, and Woop Woop. As someone who desperately wants to be "down with the clown", I need to fully understand the lingo.

I think either one works.....as long as you're willing to dye your hair red or blue and dress up in a bunch of clown makeup while walking around with a machete, I think you'll be ok.

CHEESEMAN!

Come on Dolsi I'm going to be late for my tee time.

Come on Dolsi I'm going to be late for my tea party.
[/GREEN]

You should see my tea set.

Come on SHEF!

edit...ooops

Tahoe, we gonna golf this Summer?

Do you golf?

Yes I golf.

No.

I finished a game of miniature golf with a bruised knee.

http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

I finished a game of miniature golf with a bruised knee.

[smilie=heatsmiley2:

I finished a game of miniature golf with a bruised knee.

Courageous

Couringeous.

I finished a game of miniature golf with a bruised knee.

http://www.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0040/1452/paulpiercetruth_article.jpg

thamedinger

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fuck. Cabrera out now too. We need to buy Abdenour and Kander for the summer.

WTF happend to Cabrera?

WTF happend to Cabrera?

Dunno, switched it back in time to see Clete Thomas in. Minny announcers didn't know why.

Might be time to diversify our Bonds.

Fuck, I have no scruples. Bring him on.

It's about to happen.

It happened.

What the fuck?

Tigers playin' real sloppy.

Clete Thomas's fielding has been poor, bring back Clevlen.

Bunch of bullshit.

Mother fuckers

Epic fail.

Oh fuck, Fossum's in. This is where Minny puts this one away.

Wake me up when this fucker throws a pi--zZzZzzZ

Stand up and reJoyce![smilie=blaha.gif]

WHOOT WHOOT!

Toledo has come through for us big this year.

Granderson's just locked in the last week or so. Last I looked he was hitting like .263 now he's over .300.

Fuck a Reyes

Toledo has come through for us big this year.

Yeah, no shit right? Organizational depth baby. It costs so little in the big scheme of things but can help so much. Most of these guys aren't really "prospects" and may never be stars but they're proving that they can be useful players. One of the best changes since the DD regime.

Toledo has come through for us big this year.

No shit. I expected nothing, but it's the AAAA guys who've been coming through.

Wow, Zoom's still in for the 9th. 1 on, 1 out.

2 Bloop ass singles. FUCK.

Take dat!

4-4

^ MY BAD! I was TIVO'd. Its 4-4 for me.

Take dat!

4-4

? tivo?

God, the Twins announcers acted like that went 500 Feet.

? tivo?

Yessir!

Oh well, we gave it a shot. 7-5 Twins. FOR TAHOE.

Oh well, we gave it a shot. 7-5 Twins. FOR TAHOE.

LOL. Nice!

I had to go fast forward to see the end.

I can't tell you how many times I've forgotten I was tivoed during Pistons games. I love fastforwarding the timeouts and halftimes and all that but I hate not being in the game threads.

Exactly. Its nice cuz you can watch a game in short order, but you can't be in a game thread.

I'm gonna go watch the 7th, 8th and 9th now.

The other thing I like about TIVO is when the wife wants me to do something, I always tell her I can't the game is one right now. So I just rewind the game or pull up a recorded game.

Oh well, we gave it a shot. 7-5 Twins. FOR TAHOE.

Nice.

bump

Minny's stadium looks like a dump. I just found out today on the pregame show that they're building a new one.

Oh shit the Twinks fucked up there.

Yeah, they really gave us one. Rookie mistake. He's fast as shit, he just needed to run...

I think Polanco's been the only one to take a ball so far.

BTW...Cabs out of the lineup too. Mags and now Cabs out. We need to get one of these guys back. Cabs will be day-to-day.

Wtf? Was that jump necessary?

Carlos being Manny.

OMFG PP justed douched Speedy. Another great DP

Fuck you C-Mo... go steal some more belts, fag.

Fuckin mother fucker.

Fuck you C-Mo... go steal some more belts, fag.
Tru.

I have to say though, his homers always excited me the most. You always just seemed to know they were gone.

I have to say though, his homers always excited me the most. You always just seemed to know they were gone.

The GS against the White Sox in 06 was awesome. That is my favorite C-Mo moment.

Damn, these faggots are fast.

Epic fail.

No comeback tonight. [smilie=emoglenn.gif]

I'm going to be hittin the hay early tonight, me thinks.

It seems CMo is wanting to go off on the Tigs tonight.

Sweet Cleet

I'm going to be hittin the hay early tonight, me thinks.

Me too... staring at that one chick at the pool really wore me out.

Thames is now tied for 6th in HR even though he's only played 50 something games compared to the 70+ games for everyone else.

That's just ridiculous.

:howdidwegetminer: :howdidwegetminer:

:howdidwegetminer: :howdidwegetminer: :howdidwegetminer:

Zach was just kidding. Inning over.

Solid, SDB.

I'm still awake, but I'm getting up to take the pre-bed piss, so it could be over soon.

:howdidwegetminer:

Miner = Gone like 'N Sync.

Here come the Tigers, down 2 in the bottom of the 9th. [smilie=blaha.gif]

Oh well...

It's a final... Twins 6, Tigers 4. You're watching the Tigers Television Network. http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/images/smilies/blaha_emoticon.jpg

I cannot stand fuckers that bunt for base hits all the time. Maybe Gomez should be considered for my "Tool of the Day."

Small ball in the first inning - this is why I hate the Twins with a passion. Not Cleveland hate, but still a good amount of hate.

I cannot stand fuckers that bunt for base hits all the time. Maybe Gomez should be considered for my "Tool of the Day."

He could be the Tool of the Last 3 Days.

At the end of 1, we are scoreless here in Minnesota. You're watching the Tigers Television Network. [smilie=blaha.gif]

3 types of players play for the Minnesota Twins:

1) Little, fast shits who can't hit but can bunt
2) Dumbass farmboys
3) Craig Monroe

GOD I HATE THIS TEAM!

Gomez is my least favorite player of all time right now.

Gomez is my least favorite player of all time right now.

2nd behind Grady Seizmore. I don't see anyone taking that title away from him.

Gomez is my least favorite player of all time right now.

Now 2nd behind Bonine.

I just hate how the Twins are always competitive with a three dollar payroll...

I mean seriously, it hasn't translated into a World Series title yet, and I highly doubt it ever will...

Can't wait to just get this one overwith and go to Seattle...

on the bright side, the Sox get 4 with Oakland this weekend, and have to face Duchscher on Friday

also they got CC tonight, so hopefully we won't lose more ground...

and I think Bonine got lucky to come up during inter-league, AL teams will feast on him...hopefully Aquilino is ready to start, at least he has a strike out pitch, more experience, and won't walk powerless bitches like Nick Punto...

Also, I hate how guys like Carlos Gomez, Alexi Casilla and Nick Punto are like .260 hitters on the season, yet always seem to go 3-4, 3-5, 4-4, 2-3 against us...

FUCK!

and how in the fuck did we win 8 out of 9 games in that god forsaken dome last year??

A glass of bleach should help take away the memory of this one.

I just hate how the Twins are always competitive with a three dollar payroll...

I mean seriously, it hasn't translated into a World Series title yet, and I highly doubt it ever will...

Can't wait to just get this one overwith and go to Seattle...

on the bright side, the Sox get 4 with Oakland this weekend, and have to face Duchscher on Friday

also they got CC tonight, so hopefully we won't lose more ground...

One thing about teams like both the Twins and the A's is that they sell high. They stay fairly competitive and trade people like Santana and Haren when their value is at its peak. Unlike other teams that deal prospects before they reach their potential or deal players on the decline, they seem to get the most out of their trades.

Mr. Big Hit ties it up. [smilie=blaha.gif]

Ha. The ball girl's name...

Kelsey.

2-2 Not bad

Thats what I'm talkin about.

^ grandy's trip

If this is a new approach by Gary, like Rod says it is, it's certainly working.

I had to rewind but lol @ Ichiro who didn't throw out one of our older players. CG scored from 2nd on a shallow single to right.

Like Tahoe, we're liking the middle.

I love the Mariners.

Miggy with the home run.

How 'bout a big hit right here, Pudge.

Or not.

very unPlacidoPolanco like on that grounder.

Lost a tough one there.

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Welp, glad I didn't watch that one and got hammered instead.

Welp, glad I didn't watch that one and got hammered instead.

Cosigned. Though I hurt now. About to blow off work.

game on

We are done for good.

Nate started this bitch? Wow, he's still pitching in the 9th.

It would be nice if the Tigers could get him the W knocking in a damn run this game.

I don't think he can get the win unless he pitches the 10th.

But I agree with what you're saying.

I don't think he can get the win unless he pitches the 10th.

^ Rod and Mario don't agree. I thought you have to pitch in the inning that the run is scored. But maybe Nates the pitcher of record till he's pulled and it would be a save sitchadation for Zoom

Yeah he is the pitcher of record until pulled. If the Tigs scored in the top of the 10th, he coulda had the dubya.

And we know everyone loves the Dubya. :)

(murderous thoughts)

OH, BASEBALL'S STILL ON

PUDGE! with a nice throw

Fuck. That's the ballgame right there, I feel it.

The Catcher is Pitching?

time for a thamedinger, dammit

Well a sacfly would work too. So the catcher is really pitching? lol

FINALLY SOMEONE TAKES TEH LEED

About time we got a run in. Only took us until the 15th inning with catcher pitching.

Last team to put in their catcher to pitch wins! We'll see what happens.

Yep, we might as well put Pudge on the mound. Jonesy's gonna blow it.

YEAHHHHH BITCH

It was agonizing maybe, but a nice win anyway.

I DIDN'T WATCH, BUT I'M GLAD "WE" WON

Hey, Inge has pitched for us before.

Shane Halter played all nine positions just a couple years ago for the Tigs (in one game).

Hey, Inge has pitched for us before.

Bet it wasn't a 1-1 game in the 15th.

A Shane Halter reference?

Must. Not. Vomit.

Jeremy Sowers tonight (was supposed to be CC), and the steroid abuser, Paul Byrd tomorrow night.

Win. Win.

What happened to CC? (HE'S NOT "C.C." ANYMORE, BTW)

Then what is he?

I wasn't implying that you ID'd him incorrectly, btw, I was just making a random point.

He's CC now, not C.C.

He dropped the periods.

In case y'all didn't know, we're playing the Indians tonight.

They're up 2-0 (which isn't surprising).

So about this game: Cabby and Thames came to kill something tonight. Wow.

This team is such a bunch of douchebags - did Garko really just dive headfirst to first base for no reason? I guess he wanted the putout instead of the assist.