Yes, indulging is spelled correctly.

^ forgot the green text. Its easy to drink.

I was lifting with an old bud of mine today. He quit about 4 years ago. His freind called him up and told him his wife just died. My bud went over to console him and he kept pushing shots at him. He didn't do it. Props to him.

Yes, indulging is spelled correctly.

I'm about to do it, and just glad I could spell it too.

I feel like we should have a few runs.

Fuck this shit. I'm getting drunk too.

I feel like we should have a few runs.

I had em last week. Oh yeah, baseball thread.

^ forgot the green text. Its easy to drink.


For me sometimes it's hard NOT to drink.

Damn. We gotta do some work.

Wow he was safe on instant slow mo, x mo tivo slow mo.

Mario with the jinx even though he was safe.

Mario with the jinx even though he was safe.

Nah, Ledezma probably said something.

^ I'm listening to music. What'd Mario say?

Piisssss. Pissss out my asssss!

UxofXW8exYo

Time for another shot.

^ I'm listening to music. What'd Mario say?

He said he didn't understand why runners don't go more on the next pitch after a pitch-out since you almost never see a team call a pitch-out on two straight pitches.

Remember Josh Lewin? Damn. Wilfredo Ledezma preincarnate.

Also I don't think that's a word but you know what I am gettin at.

Fucking cuntbusters.

He said he didn't understand why runners don't go more on the next pitch after a pitch-out since you almost never see a team call a pitch-out on two straight pitches.

LOL, I love that kind of stuff.

WHOOOOOO nice dubble play

WHOOOOOO nice dubble play

just saw it on replay...nice pic at first on the return.

cot damn we can get nothing going.

We've been winning these types of games lately though. Not all of them, but we're getting better at them.

Look at the chick next to the tool in the Wings jersey... lucky guy (if he's hittin' that).

Gone.

Damn

Khalil bitch....

Atta boy Marcus Thames!

Ahhhhh shit..............

I'm on like a minute delay it seems.

Saw her. Tons of Asian chicks out here. Love em. Some nice Betty's at the gym today. I'm going back just cuz of that.

We've been winning these types of games lately though. Not all of them, but we're getting better at them.

I think we need to start a thread to teach posters what a jinx is.

You're going Tahoe on us Vinny. Don't go there.

Bell....Hoffman....GAME.

I think we need to start a thread to teach posters what a jinx is.

That would be good. Or would it?

:yingyang:

Look at the chick next to the tool in the Wings jersey... lucky guy (if he's hittin' that).

I'm as happy as anyone we won the cup but that camera should have been only on her.

I think we need to start a thread to teach posters what a jinx is.

2 minutes in the penalty box for prognosticating or something.

2 minutes in the bukdow's room for prognosticating or something.

I'm as happy as anyone we won the cup but that camera should have been only on her.

He's probably gonna "red wing" her tonight, if ya know what I mean...

OT: I want this dog


http://th155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/nhoc_a2/th_boo_bear_german_shepherd_saint_b-1.jpg

http://th155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/nhoc_a2/th_boo_bear_german_shepherd_saint_b-9.jpg

http://th155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/nhoc_a2/cute/th_boo_bear_german_shepherd_saint_b-10.jpg

German Sheperd mostly?

Can I ask why, in particular?

Fuck Granderson just got under that one.

Yeah, I guess... just some random pics I saw on photobucket.

YEAH PP

Can I ask why, in particular?

It's so cute!

Giddy up.

I know. I want a pup.

PP

What would you name him?

pP says I'm tired of strikin' out bitches.

Nice play at first there and by the pitcher covering.

What would you name him?

WHAT IF IT'S A GIRL??

Yea, that was like the 2nd time he struck out this year. :(

WHAT IF IT'S A GIRL??

Good call. Better go with "Pat," just to be safe.

I feel bad for the dude I'm talking to on AIM... when I'm bored (especially on Fridays) I talk about the most random shit and try way too hard to be funny while I'm doing so.

FR not doing so well

It always used to take him a batter or so to get his shit together. Let's see if that means anything anymore.

Hopefully you know him...kind of.

FR not doing so well

lol You think?

Was it the walk on the 4 straight or his almost killing that dude?

batter and a half...so far

Come on F-Do.

Not a strike? Come the fuck on.

lol You think?

Was it the walk on the 4 straight or his almost killing that dude?

I like to understate things sometimes. :)

1 more ball and he's done i would say.

Nope here he comes.. God damnit. We r dun.

So Rodney gets injured and turns into Miner?

Fossum? Oh wow, sounds like mean guy, a killer, a ... sounds like a loss.

Also, I know very little about him.

SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE

A STRIKE!

a ball...

Oh for fucks sake.

Can you believe this fucking crock of horse sperm?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
BOOOOOOOOOOH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

Here it comes... fowball.

Why did we decide on Fossum over Rapada?

a;lsdkfj;alsdkfj;alsdkfja;sldkfj;asldkfj;alsdfkja; lsdfkj

coming home first

God damn this sucks.

I think they're just trying to set up the unassisted triple play.

Done.

FUCK

There goes the season. lol

Wasted a really nice performance by Bodine or whatever.

Hey, good thing Fossum shook off two straight signs from Pudge there. Much better pitch.

Fernando "I'm too fucking stupid to do anything right" Rodney

Fernando "there's a reason I haven't played all year" Rodney

Fernando "go kill myself" Rodney

Also Casey Fossum is a bitch.

Now we're back to the bulpen woes.

Zoom

Well we will see how bad Zumaya is.

I understand trying to get Rodney and Zoom back, but Leyland, at this time of the year when we need wins as much as anything to get the momentum in our favor, we need to go with what's worked. I'm talking about Dolsi, guys who have been throwing well, throwing strikes. These situations aren't the ones to try out our guys fresh back from the DL.

Now, if we keep winning, I'll eat my words, but I feel something bad turning momentum wise tonight. Hope I'm wrong.

Zoom didn't throw that first one for a strike but it was a nice bender

Well, this game is a loss. Hopefully our guys can shake it off.

O HAY THERE'S NO OUTS.

8 innings of an enjoyable baseball game just totally blown to hell.

Rodney should room with Dontrelle.

What a wasted awesome AB by Placido...

Mario searching for something positive to say.

Not much to say after that sarcophagus of a showing by our staff.

WE NEED TO BE MORE TIGER LIKE

http://www.golftalkonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/13896673451press81200711317PM.jpg

WE NEED TO BE MORE TIGER LIKE

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1472/tiger2ysz4.jpg

Fickst!

Fucking awesome... you, sir, are good.

We'll be fine once Rodney and Zumaya are back.

You conniving, jinxing pricks destroyed my thread.

These fuckers don't know what they've gotten themselves into now. As soon as we get going, they are dust.

3-1 Pads

Yeah Jeff Larish. About fucking time.

I can't believe that guy can hit anything the way he just stands there waiting for the pitch. Get a lil waggle going my boy.

Mad Man comes through again. Unbelievable.

Holy shit.

Jesus Christ, man.

LOL @ SD announcers:

"Of course, the Tigers have a pretty darned good closer in their own right!"

LOL @ SD announcers:

"Of course, the Tigers have a pretty darned good closer in their own right!"

You can't HEAR green text.

Later, Padre bitches.

Big game manana

OT: it's like the White Sox are relying on Guillen to act like an ass.

Somebody needs to stop the damn Twins from winning...

How come they can have a fourteen dollar payroll every year and still win games??? God I hate that franchise...

There you go Carlos.

Is gameday correct... Verlander with 8 strikeouts through 3 innings?

Yes.

Maggs

OO EE OO, MAAAAGGGLIO.

Great, Bobby Seay yu Pi..

Seay you later.

Cabrera's gone from a god-awful third baseman and left fielder to a pretty solid first baseman. It just seems like such a no-brainer now, I wonder if this is what they intended all along but wanted to show him the respect of giving him a chance at third. I guess it also helps that he signed his contract so he doesn't have to worry about that. (Generally a good hitting 3b-man makes more than a similair hitting first base/dh type.)

Yeah his big frame at first makes me much more comfortable than Carlos did... I was always afraid he wouldn't be able to make reaches n shit.

Do it JZ.

Shit. Leadoff walks = kisses of death.

Welp without that walk it might still be 4-2. Walks are a bunch of punks.

Walks and then a double really sucks too.

Pudge didn't do a great job of blocking the plate, but it worked.

Pudge with his second dinger of the year after the huge preseason!

Yeah, really, only 2.

Okaiy la frigalas Pudge

Okaiy la frigalas Pudge

I love it when you talk Puerto Rican.

I myself am fluent in Mexican.

I'm going to start up a band called Miner Offense... it'll be a Metal (maybe a Hardcore Punk) band and we're going to wear Zach Miner masks while we play.

Speaking just a lil Spanish is has been the ticket to some really nice encounters with Senoritas, if you know what I mean. For some reason it has worked.

Speaking just a lil Spanish is has been the ticket to some really nice encounters with Senoritas, if you know what I mean. For some reason it has worked.

I picked up on the language because my bitches of choice are Latina.

HURT FOR A LITTLE BIT, LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING FINE NOW...

Todd Jones...still pitching...check that...Still throwing.

Todd Jones.

Still amazing.

bring on STL!

I'm going to start up a band called Miner Offense... it'll be a Metal (maybe a Hardcore Punk) band and we're going to wear Zach Miner masks while we play.

Better yet, make me your lead singer - no mask necessary.

Summer sucks on off nights.

Kenny Vs. Braden Looper tonight!! I'm pumped...I wonder if they're wearing throwbacks since it's the '64 World Series Night...

also with the day off, we're skipping Bonine's spot in the rotation, so Verlander will be pitching on Friday instead of Bonine...

64 or 68? You'd think they'd do 68.

Ledezma fails.

Down 1 on some shitty infield hits.

THE MONSTER with his third dinger!

Cabrera's turning into a pretty good first baseman.

shitty shitty fuckschtick

ump is squeezing the life out of Kenny.

Dun.

Need to get to their bullpen if we're going to win. Isringhausen has his flaws, Looper's on his A game...

the best interview they've had in the booth so far was John Hiller, and they had to force him out after the Tigs went down 1,2,3 in like 7 pitches...

The suck we are.

Welcome back Gary.

Go jump off a cliff we should.

This is the perfect spot to bring in Rodney and see if he can straighten himself out, at least.

well...just hope the Sox lose so today won't matter...

at least the Tribe lost

Typical bitch Tigers.

Get close to where you need to be then back off like a bunch of fucking pussies.

WTF was that Marcus? Running basket catch bullshit

CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid rain delay.....


Eulogio De La Cruz, part of the package sent to the Marlins, is getting pounded if it's any consolation right now....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280625128

Rays have had all 9 men score in the inning.

Nothing better than a ball game at midnight! Except maybe being able to sleep at midnight.

Careful Joel, you don't want to hurt something throwing that Gatorade cup.

That Ankiel swing was wilder than an Ankiel pitch... ha ha.

Tied this bitch up

We got some shitty fans...

JONESY is pitching

I feel safe

2 out todd, doing his thing

pkshh?

GARY! GARY! GARY!

^ I was just coming back to the game thread to post 3 Garys.

You beat me to it.

pkshh?

absolutely. Stressful situation out here right now in Tahoe land.

What a pussy this guy is!

YES WN WOIN WOIN WIN WIBNW WINW INW

WHAT A COURAGEOUS EFFORT!

I was only a little apprehensive about Sheff returning... just a little.

5

We wont sweep them...cough cough, but we can still win this series.

If these guys can get it together, you better watch out.

GARY! GARY! GARY!

Gotta give TJ a lil props too.

Time for a DRINK! WoOoOoO yeah!

Nice win.

Big win.

I went to bed after Zumaya walked in the lead run...should've been more patient...

I went to bed after Zumaya walked in the lead run...should've been more patient...
No, that's why we won.

Well, if that's the case, I'd rather go to sleep and have them win than stay up and watch them lose...

My sacrafice to the team...

No, that's why we won.

TROOF

hell of a lineup Jim has put out there today

GARY! GARY! GARY!

HOLLIMON! HOLLIMON! HOLLIMON!

O, he still doesn't have a hit... nm.

Who the fuck is Dane Sardinha?

HOLLIMON! HOLLIMON! HOLLIMON!

O, he still doesn't have a hit... nm.

Nice.

Who the fuck is Dane Sardinha?


That's me.

Nice.

Yeah, you see what I did there?

hell of a lineup Jim has put out there today

sorry,

hell of a lineup Jim has put out there today

Yeah, you see what I did there?

I saw what you did there.

Grandy is on fire lately...

Polanco getting angry? This ump has it out for the Tigers...

Yeah PP just got tossed.

Nice crowd at the park today.

Nice crowd at the park today.

Any tits?

haha I was thinking the same thing Glenn. So much so that I was going to quote him and change "park" to "tits" and say fickst.

Fuckin Cabrera.

Nice crowd at the park today.

Unlike last night... fuckin' bootlicks.

YEAH CLETE WAY TO DRAW THEM BALLS!

Clete with the clutch walk.

GARY! GARY! GARY!

Fearless prediction: If Leyland puts Rodney in the game, the Tigers will lose by at least 3 runs.

Fearless prediction: The Tigers suck.

That was a weird play - he has to go back to first?

It's 3:33pm EST and still no tit update.

You're a boob.

You're a boob.

Not really an "update".

I'm sure there are breasts of all shapes and sizes at the park today, but I'm too busy to be looking for them.

Pkshhh countdown....3 hours.

Fernando Rodney, welcome back...

Not really an "update".

I have hair growing around my nipples.

Fuck.

We're supposed to be raping the Poo Holes, it's not supposed to be the other way around...

Steroids.

Beat ...........your head........against .............. the wall........

downright negligence if Hollimon isn't pinch-hit for...

don't be an ass Jim, pinch hit Edgar

same goes for Sardinha, if his spot comes up to bat

damnit Clete...

the last 3 days have been really inconsistent strike zones...

GARY! GARY! GARY!

I see that Ledezma is watching the game...

^ What kind of chair is he sitting in?

^ What kind of chair is he sitting in?

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=413&dateline=1214323333
What do you mean?

Bingo

SHEFF!

Love Sheff

I think I love Gary Sheffield. (Not in a gay way of course)

(OK, maybe a little bit gay.)

GARY! GARY! GARY!

FUCK

DUMB

Oh fuck...how can you make the 2nd out at 3rd

WAY IN OVER HIS HEAD THERE... BUT GOD BLESS THE KID!

man alive, hollimon...

got greedy

UNINGESPIRATIONAL

SHIT!

i swear the cardinals are like the NL version of the twins, pesky as fuck

downright negligence if Hollimon isn't pinch-hit for...

don't be an ass Jim, pinch hit Edgar

hollimon made me eat some crow though...sortof...

GLENN, LAZY BOY?

Sardinha is useless...

GLENN, LAZY BOY?

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=413&dateline=1214323333
Why, that looks like a bean bag chair!

How could you not have confidence in this guy?:

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20080402/6826.jpg?x=65&y=85&xc=1&yc=1&wc=164&hc=215&q=100&sig=83gIgSFbkoFj2KI8zayfPg--

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=413&dateline=1214323333
Why, that looks like a bean bag chair!

WHAT COLOR?

No, it's got Strawberry Shortcake on it, pink/white.

GLENN, WHAT IS MOTOWN SITTING ON RIGHT NOW?

Speed on the basessssss........

GLENN, WHAT IS MOTOWN SITTING ON RIGHT NOW?

Keep me out of this one...