The show is so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh. Newer episodes aren't as good as the old ones, though.
Exactly. The new episodes are lame. We were very disappointed with the movie. I guess its hard to keep that kind of hilarious insanity up.

My wife also brought home a DVD called Robot Chicken. That was pretty funny, too.

Robot Chicken is one of my favorite shows. Its a solid 15 minutes every episode.

Admit it, you may not have been a fan of the movie (agreed, it wasn't that great) but you loved the musical intro with the theater food metal band.

Robot Chicken is one of my favorite shows. Its a solid 15 minutes every episode.

Admit it, you may not have been a fan of the movie (agreed, it wasn't that great) but you loved the musical intro with the theater food metal band.
Yeah, it was OK. Things like ATHF and SNL skits should stay as 10-15 minute skits and not be turned into movies.

Mr Bukdow, when you were a kid, did you call your male parent "Father" or "Dad"? (Or something else?) What do you call him now? What do you call your father in law?

So I got a puppy today, bukdow. She's 10 weeks old and mixed with pitbull, bulldog, and something else I forget. The person who was getting rid of the dogs said he was going to leave the ones that didn't go by the rail road tracks. Fortunately though, there were none left.

My question: what kind of a person does that?

Mr Bukdow,let's say that the guy exhausted all of his resources and there was still one puppy left. Would you take that puppy into your home (as a pet, not for meat mind you)? If so, why or if not, why not?

bukdow, a lot of people here are wondering why you are being so cordial all of a sudden, what gives?

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1833598/2/istockphoto_1833598_lobotomy.jpg

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bukdow, do you play any instruments?

bukdow, do you play any instruments?

Skin flute. First chair.

LOL

Seriously bukdow, do you?

Mr Bukdow, when are you going to answer our questions?

Bukdow, you seem to me to more of a badminton guy then a football guy. Did you ever play organized football?

bukdow, are you a disciple of Spartan grad Mike Valenti?

Also, do you think Drew Neitzel will be on an NBA roster next November?

bukdow, has there been a more pathetic gene pool for producing NFL talent than the Thornhills?

I mean seriously, there have been like 17 consecutive generations of Thornhills starting at Middle LB at Michigan St, and none of them can make it past preseason cuts in the NFL.

Bukdow...How would you deal with Iran? Talk to them or bomb the fuck out of them?

If you could, please use a bunch of multisyllabic political buzz words like 'multilateral, unilateral or even 'two-pronged attack'.

Mr. Bukdow, why have you forsaken us? Our questions need answering.

bukdow, maybe you can tell me what that blotch on Delonte West's lip is?

http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/022307delontewest.jpg

bukdow, maybe you can tell me what that blotch on Delonte West's lip is?

http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/022307delontewest.jpg

...and why he looks like he is all shades of brownish orange. Not so much that pic, but in general he looks like his hair and skin are different tones of the same color. It always weirds me out.

Mr Bukdow, do you think he gets those spray-tans?

...and why he looks like he is all shades of brownish orange. Not so much that pic, but in general he looks like his hair and skin are different tones of the same color. It always weirds me out.


I think that comes from eating too many carrots, but I don't know, we should doublecheck w/ bukdow...

Dear Bukdow,

You are damn near my clone, most of the principals you hold are the same as mine. If you continue to post on this forum, I will have nothing to say if you answer before me, and vice versa.
Should one of us leave this forum , and if so, what are your terms for combat?

Dear Bukdow,

You are damn near my clone, most of the principals you hold are the same as mine. If you continue to post on this forum, I will have nothing to say if you answer before me, and vice versa.
Should one of us leave this forum , and if so, what are your terms for combat?

I would like to put in one vote for Bubbles should stay.

Poll?

Axis and Allies or Chess. Those are the weapons to choose from.

I would like to put in one vote for Bubbles should stay.

Poll?

I'd vote for bukdow.

I'd vote for bukdow.

Maybe they are alter egos... one in the same. Would we ultimately be voting for the same person?

bukdow wouldn't stoop to posing as a Michigan fan.

Mr Bukdow, when you were a kid, did you call your male parent "Father" or "Dad"? (Or something else?) What do you call him now? What do you call your father in law?
I called my male parent "Dad" then and still do. My wife`s father died before we married.

So I got a puppy today, bukdow. She's 10 weeks old and mixed with pitbull, bulldog, and something else I forget. The person who was getting rid of the dogs said he was going to leave the ones that didn't go by the rail road tracks. Fortunately though, there were none left.

My question: what kind of a person does that?
Some people have no regard for animals.

Mr Bukdow,let's say that the guy exhausted all of his resources and there was still one puppy left. Would you take that puppy into your home (as a pet, not for meat mind you)? If so, why or if not, why not?
No, because at the moment it would be very unrealistic. The world is a tough place.

bukdow, a lot of people here are wondering why you are being so cordial all of a sudden, what gives?
Change is good. Even the best sailor must tack.

bukdow, do you play any instruments?
Not really. I know some chords on the guitar, thats about it. I am more of a tree-climber.

Bukdow, you seem to me to more of a badminton guy then a football guy. Did you ever play organized football?
Played all through high school. Varsity from 10th grade on.

bukdow, are you a disciple of Spartan grad Mike Valenti?

Also, do you think Drew Neitzel will be on an NBA roster next November?
There is no way in hell Neitzel will be on an NBA roster next year, or any year.

Bukdow...How would you deal with Iran? Talk to them or bomb the fuck out of them?

If you could, please use a bunch of multisyllabic political buzz words like 'multilateral, unilateral or even 'two-pronged attack'.
Negotiation and diplomacy. The way things are going in Iraq, the last thing we need to do is engage in a military conflict with the most powerful nation in the region who is backed by Russia and China. Additionally, the conservative Iranian government is unpopular with the people due to poor economics and restrictive social policies, if we bomb Iran we will only increase their popularity, via nationalism, and ensconce them in power. You must see the big picture and not fall for the childish clarion call of "bomb `em back to the stone age."

Dear Bukdow,

You are damn near my clone, most of the principals you hold are the same as mine. If you continue to post on this forum, I will have nothing to say if you answer before me, and vice versa.
Should one of us leave this forum , and if so, what are your terms for combat?
I see no reason why we can`t co-exist even though you are not well versed in the very effective Sicilian defense.

Mr. Bukdow, what did you do yesterday?

buk,

Who do you like to win The Masters?

I know that you enjoy women's sports, are you a WNBA fan?

bukdow, is it wrong for a 19 year old to date a 15 year old?

bukdow, is it wrong for a 19 year old to date a 15 year old?

Girls or Cabbage Patch Dolls?

bukdow, in your your opinion, who is the better singer? Gordon Lightfoot or Neil Diamond?

bukdow, in your your opinion, who is the better singer? Gordon Lightfoot or Neil Diamond?

A strong return for Balkan.

bukdow, is it wrong for a 19 year old to date a 15 year old?
Well, there is the statutory rape issue. However, it seems to me a 19 year old would have very little in common with a 15 year old beyond tab A into slot B.

bukdow, in your your opinion, who is the better singer? Gordon Lightfoot or Neil Diamond?
Tough one. Both are iconic figures, but when I look at the body of work, I have to go with Neil Diamond.

bukdow, am I going to Hell?

bukdow, am I going to Hell?
Well, the conventional Christian theology would say that if you have not accepted Jesus as your savior, then you are going to Hell. I don`t believe it is quite like that. Sometimes, I don`t think anyone is going to Hell.

If there is a Hell, I certainly don`t believe it is the "fire and brimstone" Hell that is perpetuated by humans as a fear tactic. I think Hell is an absence of God. Put more tangibly, if you die without a relationship with God (not necessarily the Christian God), thats it, you just die. You don`t go to Heaven, nor Hell, your soul just ceases to be.

Well, the conventional Christian theology would say that if you have not accepted Jesus as your savior, then you are going to Hell. I don`t believe it is quite like that. Sometimes, I don`t think anyone is going to Hell.

If there is a Hell, I certainly don`t believe it is the "fire and brimstone" Hell that is perpetuated by humans as a fear tactic. I think Hell is an absence of God. Put more tangibly, if you die without a relationship with God (not necessarily the Christian God), thats it, you just die. You don`t go to Heaven, nor Hell, your soul just ceases to be.

Well then if dying without a relationship with God means you just die and not go to hell, than what does anybody have to lose by being a Christian?

If you are a Christian, which I am, and there really is a heaven/hell, which I believe, than you will benefit from it when you die, whereas if your not a Chrsitian and there is a heaven/hell you will regret it.

So following that theory, if a man does believe in God, and there is no heaven or hell, than he really has nothing to lose as far as where they will go when they die.

So the person who doesn't believe in God, at least on it's surface, has nothing to gain but everything to lose, and the person who does believe in God has everything to gain and nothing to lose.

Unless you don't enjoy your life to the fullest because you are a Christian, then die and there's nothing and you wasted your life.

Not saying I believe one way or the other, just trying to promote some discussion.

Mr. Bukdow, what did you do yesterday?

[Please note that this question was asked on the 12th so it is actually referring to what you did on the 11th.]

Well then if dying without a relationship with God means you just die and not go to hell, than what does anybody have to lose by being a Christian?

If you are a Christian, which I am, and there really is a heaven/hell, which I believe, than you will benefit from it when you die, whereas if your not a Chrsitian and there is a heaven/hell you will regret it.

So following that theory, if a man does believe in God, and there is no heaven or hell, than he really has nothing to lose as far as where they will go when they die.

So the person who doesn't believe in God, at least on it's surface, has nothing to gain but everything to lose, and the person who does believe in God has everything to gain and nothing to lose.
Well, I don`t know about you, but I, as a Christian, very much enjoy having a relationship with God and find it difficult to imagine not having one. Regardless of Heaven or Hell.

My point is that the conventional ideas of Heaven and Hell are, in my opinion, merely human constructs. What the hell (no pun intended) do I care about pearly gates and steets of gold? Those were images created for the mind of man to be able to grasp on to. The same thing goes for Hell. I believe it is just more hyperbole meant to "scare people straight".

If you need the ideas of reward and punishment hanging over your head to make you a follower of Christ, then you are missing the point entirely.

Well, I don`t know about you, but I, as a Christian, very much enjoy having a relationship with God and find it difficult to imagine not having one. Regardless of Heaven or Hell.

My point is that the conventional ideas of Heaven and Hell are, in my opinion, merely human constructs. What the hell (no pun intended) do I care about pearly gates and steets of gold? Those were images created for the mind of man to be able to grasp on to. The same thing goes for Hell. I believe it is just more hyperbole meant to "scare people straight".

If you need the ideas of reward and punishment hanging over your head to make you a follower of Christ, then you are missing the point entirely.


Gottcha, I misunderstood.

bukdow, is your wife a sports fan?

Mr. Bukdow, what did you do yesterday?

[Please note that this question was asked on the 12th so it is actually referring to what you did on the 11th.]


Well.....?

Well, the conventional Christian theology would say that if you have not accepted Jesus as your savior, then you are going to Hell. I don`t believe it is quite like that. Sometimes, I don`t think anyone is going to Hell.

If there is a Hell, I certainly don`t believe it is the "fire and brimstone" Hell that is perpetuated by humans as a fear tactic. I think Hell is an absence of God. Put more tangibly, if you die without a relationship with God (not necessarily the Christian God), thats it, you just die. You don`t go to Heaven, nor Hell, your soul just ceases to be.

I don't buy into religion, but if I'm wrong and all of that is true, then I have no problem with my soul just ceasing after I die (as opposed to burning for an eternity).

bukdow, I know you're all about honesty, but what do you think about the "Don't Snitch" code that is imposed on the streets (where I'm from)?

buk, Josh Groban: does he suck more than Michael Bolton, less than Michael Bolton, or do they suck just as much as each other?

bukdow, if you were to start an NBA franchise, and had to choose between Antoine Walker or Cuttino Mobley to be the "foundation" to build off of, which of the two would you pick, and why?

Mr. Bukdow, are Randy Johnson's control problems legit or are these just first start jitters?

Mr. Bukdow, how about that Michael Buble?

Have you ever seen the episode of Las Vegas where they have him pretend to be a mime and do the "Buble in a Bubble"?

bukdow, what did you do on the 11th?

bukdow, can you do the Carlton Dance?

Bukdow, are you a Vietnam Vet? is the nickname "bukdow" derived from what Vietnamese women called you back in Saigon?

bukdow, can you do the Carlton Dance?

And if so, is it just me or does it NOT WORK unless you do it to "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones?

Mr. Bukdow, have you ever been to that Chinese restaurant on the south side in Chicago's Chinatown where they have all different "volcanoe" drinks for 10.95 each? (That's why I was asking about Buble, they were playing him the whole time we were there the other night and I had no idea who he was but my friend clued me in...)

bukdow, have you ever seen the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe? And if so, how stoked are you to see the sequel in May?

bukdow, is your wife a sports fan?
No, but she doesn`t begrudge my love of sports.

[Please note that this question was asked on the 12th so it is actually referring to what you did on the 11th.]
I worked half a day and then had a "family day".

bukdow, I know you're all about honesty, but what do you think about the "Don't Snitch" code that is imposed on the streets (where I'm from)?
I think you have to look at the big picture. If what you are snitching on is destroying the community, then snitch. If somebody is having a difficult time and has been forced to do some unsavory things, try to help that person rather than snitching.

buk, Josh Groban: does he suck more than Michael Bolton, less than Michael Bolton, or do they suck just as much as each other?
I don`t know who Josh Groban is, but Michael Bolton certainly does suck a lot.

bukdow, if you were to start an NBA franchise, and had to choose between Antoine Walker or Cuttino Mobley to be the "foundation" to build off of, which of the two would you pick, and why?
I am not sufficiently familiar with either player enough to make that determination.

Mr. Bukdow, are Randy Johnson's control problems legit or are these just first start jitters?
Randy Johnson`s days are over.

Mr. Bukdow, how about that Michael Buble?

Have you ever seen the episode of Las Vegas where they have him pretend to be a mime and do the "Buble in a Bubble"?
I am not familiar with Michael Buble or the show Las Vegas.

bukdow, can you do the Carlton Dance?
No.

Bukdow, are you a Vietnam Vet? is the nickname "bukdow" derived from what Vietnamese women called you back in Saigon?
No, I am not a military veteran.

Mr. Bukdow, have you ever been to that Chinese restaurant on the south side in Chicago's Chinatown where they have all different "volcanoe" drinks for 10.95 each? (That's why I was asking about Buble, they were playing him the whole time we were there the other night and I had no idea who he was but my friend clued me in...)
No, but it sounds fun. My wife and I go to a local chinese restaurant and we order a bunch of the over-the-top mixed drinks and take a cab home.

bukdow, have you ever seen the movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe? And if so, how stoked are you to see the sequel in May?
I have not seen any of the movies, but I read the books when I was a kid. Additionally, I would recommend the book The Screwtape Letters, also written by C.S. Lewis.

No, but she doesn`t begrudge my love of sports.

She hates Michigan though, right?

bukdow,

Who are your top 3 favorite and least favorite posters here at WTFDetroit?

bukdow, have you ever been to Dollywood?

Replay of the Capital One Bowl on the Big Ten Network tonight at 8, what will you be doing instead?

Replay of the Capital One Bowl on the Big Ten Network tonight at 8, what will you be doing instead?

Who won that game?

Just curious.

bukdow, will Michigan State start the '08 football season with a win @ Cal?

Also, will Ohio State win their game @ USC, and will Michigan beat Utah?

Who won that game?

Just curious.

I dunno, but unlike you I'm going to get to watch it.

DON'T SPOIL IT!

She hates Michigan though, right?
She also finds UM to be pretentious and the legions of Wal-Mart Wolverines to be very annoying.

bukdow,

Who are your top 3 favorite and least favorite posters here at WTFDetroit?
I don`t have any either way.

bukdow, have you ever been to Dollywood?
Yes. When I was young my parents and I would go to Florida every winter and on the way we would stop at Gatlinburg, TN, which is right near Dollywood. On a lark, we checked it out. It was kind of weird.

bukdow, will Michigan State start the '08 football season with a win @ Cal?

Also, will Ohio State win their game @ USC, and will Michigan beat Utah?
I don`t think MSU will win at Cal. If the game is in Columbus, OSU has a decent chance. Yes, I think UM will beat Utah, but it is going to be closer than many would like.

Do you have the Big Ten Network, buk? If you do, Michigan-Michigan State (football) replay is on.

buk, regarding Wal-Mart Wolverines: I find them to be annoying myself, but how do you know that they AREN'T alums? I mean, I'm sure it's possible that some people who attended the University shop there and wear pleather.

Mr. Bukdow, what have you been up to? Where have you been the last week? I have been pretty busy myself.

Buk, what do you think of the Big Tuna signing Jake Long?

Bukdow,

How would you feel if Tom Izzo left East Lansing for the Bulls? Betrayed?

Buk, what do you think of the Big Tuna signing Jake Long?
I think Jake Long is a very good left tackle and the OL is a good place to start rebuilding a team. The Lions could learn a thing or two from that approach. Enough WRs!

Bukdow! Where have you been?

Bukdow,

How would you feel if Tom Izzo left East Lansing for the Bulls? Betrayed?
Izzo has done great things for MSU. However, at this point, I think some new blood would be a good thing. I am not calling for Izzo to leave, but if he does, I think MSU could probably get damn near any coach they wanted.

Bukdow! Where have you been?
Busy with work and family.

bukdow, thoughts on Mike Hart being taken by Indianapolis? With Kenton Keith's legal troubles, he's a mortal lock to make the team, don't you think?

bukdow, thoughts on Mike Hart being taken by Indianapolis? With Kenton Keith's legal troubles, he's a mortal lock to make the team, don't you think?
I am not very familiar with the Colts` RB situation. Although the artificial turf may help Hart`s speed, it will not help his ability to block/effectively pick up blitzers, nor will it make him more durable.

How did you find WTFDetroit anyway?

Bukdow, can I get your opinion of this? (http://www.girlsofmsu.com/galleries.php)

bukdow, I am considering starting a rap project with the name "Dr. Ray." It is a good name and all, but I feel people will feel like I am copying Dr. Dre. How do I approach this situation?

Maybe go with something like "Dr. Tre"?

Maybe go with something like "Dr. Tre"?


You are wrong and have learned nothing

What is a typical "bukdow birthday celebration" like?

O where art thou, Bukdow? Yearn for thy return.

What is a typical "bukdow birthday celebration" like?
The day you posted this (May 8) was indeed my birthday. Thats a little weird and now wonder who you are and how you know me.

(Hi there! - The Syndicate...)

Mr. Bukdow, do you realize how truly far the power and influence of the Syndicate reaches? They're everywhere!Even in your own post!

The day you posted this (May 8) was indeed my birthday. Thats a little weird and now wonder who you are and how you know me.

I know more than you think.

I know more than you think.
Hmmm. I will have to keep my eyes and ears open for you.

Don't worry about it, I mean no harm, but I can certainly identify with what it is like to be 36.

MR. bukdow, how is it fair that you now pick and choose which questions to answer? Are some too lowly to heed your advice?

MR. bukdow, how is it fair that you now pick and choose which questions to answer? Are some too lowly to heed your advice?
Which questions are you referring to?

Top of page 36.

bukdow, I am considering starting a rap project with the name "Dr. Ray." It is a good name and all, but I feel people will feel like I am copying Dr. Dre. How do I approach this situation?
I agree. I think "Dr. Ray" is too close to the very well known Dr. Dre. I would also suggest you stay away from "Eazy D".

bukdow, I am finally getting my life together and am also trying to get away from my bad influences. How do I go about doing that without getting killed (even though that's what Glenn wants)?

bukdow, I am finally getting my life together and am also trying to get away from my bad influences. How do I go about doing that without getting killed (even though that's what Glenn wants)?
Maybe you should just do what Glenn wants. Just kidding. Just be inconspicuous. Change your behavior subtly and steadily. Don`t stand out and say, "Hey, everyone, I am changing my behavior and you all are bad influences."

I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm kind of a good looking guy. People know this. I haven't shaved or had my hair cut in quite a while though, so I'm currently sporting the caveman/junkie look. People around me don't really like it, but I've become a severely apathetic person and don't mind it much.

My question, should I "clean myself up (that's how others put it)"?

I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm kind of a good looking guy. People know this. I haven't shaved or had my hair cut in quite a while though, so I'm currently sporting the caveman/junkie look. People around me don't really like it, but I've become a severely apathetic person and don't mind it much.

My question, should I "clean myself up (that's how others put it)"?
I had long hair for 7 years. Never could do the beard though. Just too itchy. I got my job when I had long hair, so its not necessary to "clean up" entirely. However, you should definitely be, and stay, clean (in a hygienic sense).

Like I said, I'm an apathetic person. I'm very nice, but I just can't control my feelings (or lack thereof), so people might get the wrong impression about me. What's wrong with me?

However, you should definitely be, and stay, clean (in a hygienic sense).

Yeah, I do. I shower about once a week.

Just kidding.

Like I said, I'm an apathetic person. I'm very nice, but I just can't control my feelings (or lack thereof), so people might get the wrong impression about me. What's wrong with me?
You are apathetic and lack self-control.

I should've known!

And don't you think it's childish for Glenn to keep holding a grudge against me?

I should've known!

And don't you think it's childish for Glenn to keep holding a grudge against me?
Sometimes people piss other people off and they hold grudges. It happens. What did you do to piss Glenn off?

You'll have to ask him that, man. I don't even know the dude.

You'll have to ask him that, man. I don't even know the dude.
Yet, he wants you dead.

He does.

Like you said, people piss people off and those people hold grudges. I don't know what I did to deserve death being wished upon me though.

Well bukdow, I'm going to be heading off for a couple days again. As always, I appreciate your honesty.

What's your IQ?

bukdow, your thoughts on Sensei John Kreese, the greatest karate man Terry Silver has ever known?

[S, SDB, ntba]

I guess it is true that people can still read my posts after I delete them, lol.

I guess it is true that people can still read my posts after I delete them, lol.

Only a few of us. Thought you knew.

I guess it is true that people can still read my posts after I delete them, lol.

They are a crack up. I like most of them cept the ones where you're hackin on me.

Tahoe, your lies suck this day! u don't have teah eatuhority to read his deleted posts u noob

bukdow, why is it I find some things that really aren't funny fucking hilarious?

For instance, I can't stop laughing whenever I watch Glenn Danzig talk about his book collection.

bukdow, why is it I find some things that really aren't funny fucking hilarious?

For instance, I can't stop laughing whenever I watch Glenn Danzig talk about his book collection.

Mr. Bukdow, why does SDB not realize that he should be asking "Why does the rest of the world not realize how funny certain things are, for instance Glenn Danzig talking about his book collection."?

bukdow, have you ever read The Werewolf, The Occult Roots of Nazism, or The Lost Books of the Bible?

Tahoe, your lies suck this day! u don't have teah eatuhority to read his deleted posts u noob

Have another beer Rocky.
http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/assets/images/t_mask1.jpg

Tahoe, your lies suck this day! u don't have teah eatuhority to read his deleted posts u noob

I'm not sure if you know who I am, but I'm a pretty big deal.

Oh, I know who you are.

I know who you are, alright!

What's your IQ?
When I was a kid (7th grade) you had to pass certain tests to be admitted into the Olympics of the Mind program. One of those tests was an IQ test. In 7th grade my IQ was 144. I have not taken an IQ test since.

bukdow, your thoughts on Sensei John Kreese, the greatest karate man Terry Silver has ever known?

[S, SDB, ntba]
I am unfamiliar with these people. However, I prefer kung fu, wing chun in particular.

bukdow, why is it I find some things that really aren't funny fucking hilarious?

For instance, I can't stop laughing whenever I watch Glenn Danzig talk about his book collection.
I find the example you cite to be pretty damn funny, too. T answer your larger, you have a twisted sense of humor and most people are intellectual pussies.

Mr. Bukdow, why does SDB not realize that he should be asking "Why does the rest of the world not realize how funny certain things are, for instance Glenn Danzig talking about his book collection."?
He was either trying to be polite, or he was capitulating to societal "norms".

bukdow, have you ever read The Werewolf, The Occult Roots of Nazism, or The Lost Books of the Bible?
I have read the Lost Books of the Bible.

What is the fourth sequence in the following: 1.BRRRRRBB 2.RBRBRRBR 3. 4.?

What is the fourth sequence in the following: 1.BRRRRRBB 2.RBRBRRBR 3. 4.?

BBRRRRRBQQ

sincerely,
Vince Young

b,

Would you like to make a contribution to any of these threads?

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12523
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12539

bukdow, in todays job market, which carries more opportunity, an Accounting degree or a History degree?

Please explain your answer.

bukdow, in todays job market, which carries more opportunity, an Accounting degree or a History degree?

Please explain your answer.

Bukky don't care. All he wants is a freebie from the Bukdow's Rume revenue.... er, I mean any POSSIBLE revenue syndication MIGHT produce, IF the strip EVER found that direction.

Mr. Bukdow, what was your organization hoping to accomplish with the recent terrorist attacks on Grand Rapids?

bukdow, when I'm taking a shit I get a sharp pain in my left leg. My leg also shakes a lot. What's the problem?

bukdow, when I'm taking a shit I get a sharp pain in my left leg. My leg also shakes a lot. What's the problem?

Look down, you guttersnipe. If you see your dog gnawing on your ankle, believing your skinny sock-covered leg, combined with the scent of shit from the bowels of a man who eats too much meat, is a bone-- well then, there is your answer.
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bukdow, can you come up with something even better than that?

bukdow, can you come up with something even better than that?
Sciatica.

bukdow, what are your feelings towards the upcoming presidential election? or do you prefer to keep that kind of thing private?

bukdow, what are your feelings towards the upcoming presidential election? or do you prefer to keep that kind of thing private?

He's a Barack guy.

He's a Barack guy.
Yep. However, if you want me to expound on why, I can.

Sure, go ahead.

Buk,

You happy for the Wings?

Yep. However, if you want me to expound on why, I can.

Please, if you would.

Mr. Bukdow, when are you going to let Zekyl out of your basement?

Mr. Bukdow, when are you going to let Zekyl out of your basement?

His family is going to need the body.

bukdow, it appears Zekyl has risen from the dead! Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior yet?

. However, the UM alumni do care and having non-qualifiers, etc. will not wash.

Reading this got me to thinking...do you know anyone that actually has attended the University of Michigan?

bukdow, when you attended MSU, did you have any classes with Jemelle Hill?

bukdow, do you think you're a first ballot WTF Hall of Famer?

bukdow, is the green and white tent still open? If so, am I still allowed in?

Reading this got me to thinking...do you know anyone that actually has attended the University of Michigan?
An aunt, two cousins and two close friends.

bukdow, when you attended MSU, did you have any classes with Jemelle Hill?
Not that I am aware of.

bukdow, do you think you're a first ballot WTF Hall of Famer?
No. I don`t spend enough time/not involved enough around here.

bukdow, is the green and white tent still open? If so, am I still allowed in?
Sure, why not.

bukdow, is my fly still open? If so, are you allowed in?

bukdow, is my fly still open? If so, are you allowed in?
Stupid.

Do you think you're smarter than Uncle Mxy?

Do you think you're smarter than Uncle Mxy?
I do not know who that person is.

Ouch.

Yeah! Bukky with the first shot, refusing to even acknowledge his arch-enemy's existence! What a move! I can't wait to see how Mxy responds!

This is going to be epic.

bukdow, what is your favorite album? Mine's Angel Dust by Faith No More.

bukdow, what is your favorite album?

Probably something that you've never heard of.

Doubt it, I've heard every classical album there is.

bukdow, can you PM me a list??

bukdow, I recently had a weird dream where my back was all fucked up and I couldn't walk. Do you think this is a sign of anything? If so, what could it be telling me?

Five best bands of all time?

bukdow, what is your favorite album? Mine's Angel Dust by Faith No More.
Either Surfer Rosa by The Pixies or Boces by Mercury Rev.

If a movie about your life is made, who do you want to play you?

When the movie about your life is made, who will you allow them to have play you?

This is going to be epic.


DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!! When it took Mxy a couple days to fire back I knew he had to be up to something good, but who could have predicted he'd write his own song!!! Ladies and gentlemen, a video response:


bukdow's theme song:
axa0_gh6NYk

Wow... this is going to get ugly.

bukdow, why do people find recluses to be interesting? I don't think there's anything interesting about us.

If a movie about your life is made, who do you want to play you?
Crispin Glover.

bukdow, why do people find recluses to be interesting? I don't think there's anything interesting about us.
People ascribe a certain mystery to them. Not a mystery that is based in reality, but one from the ascriber`s mind. In short, the recluse is romanticized (e.g. J.D. Salinger)

Damn... I was hoping for you to say this:


People ascribe a certain mystery to them. Not a mystery that is based in reality, but one from the ascriber`s mind. There`s nothing mysterious about you though, you are a redneck Walmart Wolverine and that's plain to see.

bukdow, can you please settle the argument going on in the "LOL @ FOX NEWS" thread by telling us why PBS is actually the best? In no less than a thousand words, please.

bukdow, can you please settle the argument going on in the "LOL @ FOX NEWS" thread by telling us why PBS is actually the best? In no less than a thousand words, please.
FOX News is a vehicle for making money. That is, it is portraying "news" in a certain way to gain viewers (i.e. simple-minded "conservative" Americans) and advertisers. PBS is not beholden to advertisors the same way FOX is. Watch The News Hour with Jim Lehrer and then tell me if FOX has anything even remotely close in terms of objectivity and quality.

Dear Bukdow,

What happened to the old Bukdow?

Love,

Your Lord and Savior
Jesus Zekyl Christ

Mr. Bukdow, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples?

Mr. Bukdow, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples?
The Jungle by Sinclair, all of the Horatio Alger tripe and some of Steinbeck`s stuff (The Grapes of Wrath and Of Mice and Men, specifically).

Intertwined with the effect of the Industrial Revolution is the Immigrant Experience. Mainly due to the fact that many, many immigrants fueled the Industrial Revolution with their cheap, desperate labor. Again The Jungle illustrates this relationship and, in a more social/cultural sense, the novel Call It Sleep by Roth.

Good question, Vinny.

I need to come home.

I need to come home.
Zip ol` buddy, where have you been? I still remember that pictoral montage you created in my honor, it was great.

bukdow,

Don't you just hate it when people act like they're being attacked just because someone disagrees with them or has different beliefs/opinions?

bukdow,

Don't you just hate it when people act like they're being attacked just because someone disagrees with them or has different beliefs/opinions?
I think the whole idea of "you are attacking me" has become overblown. Many people have become limp-wristed wusses and feel like they are being attacked if you don`t agree they are a genius for walking and chewing gum at the same time.

:cogent:

Bukdow....Have you ever installed crown moulding?

buk, what did you think of Mike Hart's performance in the Colts/Redskins game the other night?

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/boxscore?game_id=29848&displayPage=tab_box_score&season=2008&week=PRE0

Bukdow....Have you ever installed crown moulding?
No. However, my wife and I just bought a house for a song (it has been appraised for four times what we paid for it) and are doing some work on it, so I may in the future.

buk, what did you think of Mike Hart's performance in the Colts/Redskins game the other night?

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/boxscore?game_id=29848&displayPage=tab_box_score&season=2008&week=PRE0
I think it was a preseason game.

Whats your thoughts on SDB missing? Are you having trouble getting through your days.

Sincerely,
I'm depressed.

What are your thoughts on the Utah football squad, and do they have a chance in hell against UM?

WHY HAS SDB FORSAKEN US MR BUKDOW?

bukdow,

How do you plan to celebrate your 1000th post here at WTF?

It Happened.

Buk, what did you think of the MSU/O$U game today?

buk, what was high school like for you? Any experiences you want to talk about? More specifically, experiences that have helped shape you into the man you are today.

I'm a lil messed up tonight, so pardon me if that didn't make sense.

Buk, I'm a lil more direct. Did you get layed in HS?

Buk, I'm a lil more direct. Did you get layed in HS?

I'm sorry. I just reference my vast online dictionary and could not find the word "Layed". See:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/layed

Since the existence of such a term is untraceable, I cannot comprehend it's meaning, and has it stands therefore cannot correctly and truthfully answer your immature and assinine question
PWNED

Just cuz UmChenks or whatever his name is, busted your Photoshop fun doesn't mean you have to come in here bustin my balls Denny.

Ball busting? Where?

Just cuz UmChenks or whatever his name is, busted your Photoshop fun doesn't mean you have to come in here bustin my balls Denny.

It wasn't me. See? I quoted Bukdow.

I simply found Buttplow's post relevant. Just sayin'.

I think anyone who uses a maul and splits wood, would damn well know what a 'getting layed' means. But I'll stand corrected.

Bukky, did you have intercourse in HS? I mean with a woman?

buk, are you a collector of anything?

Bukky, did you have intercourse in HS? I mean with a woman?

Why do you tease Bukdow like this? He never hurt anybody (farm animals don't count as "body"). All he wants to "do" in life is read his Smithsonian... and that cute goat in the corner.

I'm just not one of those..."Goats are people too" people.

buk, are you one of those people who believe that if we legalize gay marriage we should allow people to marry animals as well?

Again, I'm a lil wasted.

Bukky, do you believe that if you put lipstick on a goat, it's no longer a goat?

buk, what drugs have you done?

bukdow:

If you were planning a war, who would you rather have on your side: Ulysses S Grant or Attila the Hun?

bukdow:

If you could pick one partner for a big game of Axis and Allies, who would you rather have on your side: Ulysses S Grant or Attila the Hun?

Fixed.

bukdow:

If you were planning a gay war, who would you rather have on your side: Doogie Howser or Lance Bass?

Double fixed.

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

bukdow:

I have an issue that has got to be solved. It is really bothering me.
I have lost interest in sex. Now, ordinarily that's no big deal. I'm 45, and really don't care anymore, plus I'm sick of the bichhez if ya know what I mean LOLZ.

NOW: Here is the real problem: I don't even want to look at Pornhub and whack off uncontrollably all weekend any longer. God, man, what is WRONG with me? All those bitchez, they all take it up the ass, and I don't even care!

Oh god, I know what you're going to say: I've turned gay. Well, I wanted to know so I watched my neighbor Tim shovel his snow for an hour last week and nope, no boner. I would think watching a big, burly guy like Tim do real man's work would give me a boner, but all it did was convince me to give him a twenty to shovel my snow.

What do I do, bukdow? Should I get on the Viagra so I feel like whacking off again?

The latest issue of Smithsonian has a delectable piece on ancient Greek statues. If you're hot for marble nudes, like I am, I suggest you pick one up.

Evolution? Illegal immigration? The Confederate flag? Video games?

buk, what makes a Michigan State man?

buk, do you hire homeless people to return your cans & bottles for you?

Wait, does Perrier come in a bottle that has a deposit?

nevermind

Nevermind this thread.

NVM this thread

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15065

^Nice public service, Vinny.

buk,

Have you ever ordered anything from Acorn? http://acornonline.com

I suspect that this leatherbound pocket-sized copy of the U.S. Constitution is sitting on your desk

http://acornonline.com/images/130/14026.jpg

And if you tell me that you don't own a similar Irish Walking Cape to this one, I'll call you a liar.

http://acornonline.com/images/265/12058.jpg

This item is officially endorsed by WTFDetroit.com

http://acornonline.com/alpaca-cape/p/14498/

buk, how does my Taint taste?

I realize that it might take a few years to get this one answered (maybe the next time MSU wins a big game of some sort), but I'll post this question here time capsule style.

I took my kids bowling this morning because they asked, and because they're great kids and they like it. Buk, when your kids ask you to take them bowling, how exactly do you refuse? Tell them about the trashy people that hang out at bowling alleys? Explain about the millions of germs?

Gla, when you have 2 degree you simply explain the metaphysics involved and the children turn from their dark notions of rolling in the filth of poverty.

Hey Bukky,

Did you get royalties for this?



http://i50.tinypic.com/eld7as.jpg

WHERE'S BUKDOW?

Also that pic I posted is awesome

I know you don't watch the NFL, but do you think there's anything special about Kirk cousins?

Are you still a 'stian?

'stian. lol'd.