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Glenn
03-07-2008, 03:42 PM
Post a link to a website.

SFW only in this forum, please.

Timone
03-07-2008, 03:43 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=230540#post230540

Glenn
03-07-2008, 03:46 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=230540#post230540

That reminded me of Steve Martin's monologue from SNL.

"It's me, watching me, watching me."

I do so love the "Currently..." series of WTF threads.

Here's a link: http://dpsinfo.com/dps/index.html#top

Glenn
03-07-2008, 04:06 PM
SDB, you'll like this one: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10655

And this is one of my favorite links to share, although they stopped updating it in 2006: http://www.deansplanet.com/deadwrestler.html

Timone
03-07-2008, 04:19 PM
Are there even living wrestlers?

http://www.maddox.xmission.com
^ Guy is washed up and rarely updates his site, but his older articles are hilarious.

Zekyl
03-08-2008, 04:37 PM
I miss Maddox. He used to be great.

Typing Speed Test (http://www.typeonline.co.uk/typingspeed.php)

Uncle Mxy
03-11-2008, 08:36 AM
http://ibistro.tln.lib.mi.us/

Glenn
04-02-2008, 11:15 AM
Hillbilly Name Generator (http://www.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/)

Big Hoss Walker

Timone
04-02-2008, 11:16 AM
Little John Farmer.

Zekyl
04-02-2008, 11:28 AM
Jim Bob Walker

Glenn, are we related?

Glenn
04-02-2008, 11:41 AM
Jim Bob Walker

Glenn, are we related?


Zekyl, we need to talk...

http://images.boxofficemojo.com/img/s/starwars3/85688-R.jpg

Big Swami
04-02-2008, 12:06 PM
I'll never join you! [/whining like a pussy]

Zekyl
04-02-2008, 12:11 PM
Uh-oh. Do I need an avatar of Luke now?
Or the princess, I suppose.

Glenn
04-07-2008, 11:26 AM
Warning: it's kind of depressing (http://www.theemosite.com/forum/index.php)

Zekyl
04-07-2008, 12:35 PM
You have got to be kidding me. There's no way its a serious site, its got to just be a bunch of people making fun of emo kids, no? Are emo kids really that pathetic?

Uncle Mxy
04-08-2008, 06:23 AM
http://www.bewareofmichigan.com

Big Swami
04-15-2008, 10:07 PM
The Random Video Game Name Generator. (http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html)

Here are 10 games I just made up:

Blazing Grizzly Bear Trilogy
Twisted Stick Factory
College Combat Operatives
Religious Rabbit Inspector
Blasphemous Sex Dance Mix
Allied Shark Hunt
Cyborg Prison Attack
Urban Barbarian Chronicles
Cool Bedtime Slam
Big Square Dancing Feud

Zekyl
04-16-2008, 10:54 AM
After I take my Digital Imaging, Photoshop, and Illustrator courses this summer, I'll start making video game covers for you Swami.

Timone
04-16-2008, 10:59 AM
http://www.mightyfineass.com/

Zekyl
04-16-2008, 11:07 AM
Ugh, the ass that came up was most definitely NOT mighty fine.

Timone
04-16-2008, 11:28 AM
POIDH.

Uncle Mxy
04-17-2008, 07:04 AM
Ugh, the ass that came up was most definitely NOT mighty fine.
Sounds like you've been RumpRolled.

Glenn
05-16-2008, 12:44 PM
http://www.nbamatchup.com/about.html

Glenn
05-16-2008, 12:47 PM
http://www.nbamatchup.com/about.html



I sometimes see good passing involving Manu Ginobili and Robert Horry. You usually see Manu with a circus shot or two per game, but you also see some sweet plays between him and Horry. You can see that they are wise players who work together well with their intellect. A good passer with good court awareness is a great pass receiver.


Manu Ginobili is already a supreme basketball player. The extra dimension of him being left handed maximizes his extraordinary abilities. The way he dunks on you is unorthodox.


When confronted with the statement that Manu Ginobili cannot be a superstar because he will not average more than 20 points a game in San Antonio, I have the following to say:

"One day Manu's legacy will be re-defining exactly what a superstar is."

WTFchris
05-16-2008, 02:03 PM
Interesting site on election results:

http://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/

Glenn
07-09-2008, 01:06 PM
MAKE IT A GREAT DAY (http://www.briantracy.com/?cmpid=2158&kw=Brian%20Tracy)

Glenn
08-12-2008, 10:08 AM
http://drunkathlete.com/

Good stuff.

Check out my boy Peavy.

Glenn
08-12-2008, 10:09 AM
This is good too:
http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/5082

Uncle Mxy
08-13-2008, 09:20 AM
http://www.linkedin.com

Big Swami
09-13-2008, 12:30 AM
The Big Lebowski

Tahoe
09-13-2008, 01:33 AM
The Big Lebowski

My buddy can't go 3 days without mentioning this movie. It just never grabbed me like Pulp or something.

Uncle Mxy
09-13-2008, 03:42 PM
http://www.maroonspoon.com/wx/ike.html

Vinny
09-16-2008, 03:24 PM
KARATE KID IS ON AMC RIGHT NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTFchris
09-16-2008, 03:55 PM
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE HILLARY SWANK IN IT!

Zekyl
09-18-2008, 07:21 AM
http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/371189-REG/Canon_0209B001_EOS_Digital_Rebel_XT.html

The camera I'm debating buying.

Glenn
09-18-2008, 08:35 AM
Andre Agassi approves.

Big Swami
09-18-2008, 11:05 PM
My buddy can't go 3 days without mentioning this movie. It just never grabbed me like Pulp or something.
I love any movie where the hero is a slacker. It's inspiring. It reminds us that it's not nearly as important to be successful in life as it is to be kind to your friends.

Even when your friends are kind of assholes.

Uncle Mxy
09-19-2008, 07:40 PM
http://www.broadbandreports.com

DrRay11
10-02-2008, 08:04 PM
Walking With Dinosaurs.

FillyCheezeSteak
10-03-2008, 08:12 AM
www.wtfdetroit.com

You guys should read some of the post by a guy named Bukdow...........the guy is like a god to these people!!!

Timone
10-20-2008, 02:36 PM
http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com/2008/05/many-faces-of-varg-vikernes.html

Uncle Mxy
11-12-2008, 11:39 PM
http://www.phreecelebs.com/2008/10/31/celebrities-go-semi-naked-for-pinup-photos/

Glenn
11-17-2008, 02:18 PM
Great site: http://www.plaidstallions.com/

http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/totem.jpg

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-17-2008, 03:25 PM
3Hi1wpxg2DU

Big Swami
11-18-2008, 11:02 AM
hay guyz wutz goin on in dis thread

Uncle Mxy
11-29-2008, 12:18 PM
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/6283672.html

Uncle Mxy
11-30-2008, 06:51 PM
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Kobe_Bryant

Zekyl
12-02-2008, 01:47 PM
Both quality reads that made me laugh quite loudly.

Vinny
12-03-2008, 02:54 PM
http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/

Don't forget to check out the bottom for the commercial.

Glenn
12-15-2008, 02:06 PM
http://www.openoffice.org

Anyone else ever use this?

Timone
12-15-2008, 03:49 PM
http://www.openoffice.org

Anyone else ever use this?

Yes.

Zekyl
12-16-2008, 01:11 PM
Yes.
Is OpenOffice any good?

Glenn
12-16-2008, 01:13 PM
Kept crashing on me, so I ended up using Google docs.

Timone
01-10-2009, 08:12 AM
Martin, via youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qOI17Xt2V8&feature=related

Uncle Mxy
01-11-2009, 11:51 AM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=294294#post294294

Uncle Mxy
01-14-2009, 09:43 PM
http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=writtenby

Uncle Mxy
01-24-2009, 05:10 AM
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm3050831/board/threads/

Mr. Oobir
01-28-2009, 12:16 AM
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Top-Gear-Ford-Fiesta_204097.htm

Timone
01-28-2009, 02:00 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11777&page=6

Timone
01-31-2009, 11:38 PM
http://www.brazilintro.com/

Timone
02-07-2009, 02:31 AM
I'm watching Hardball on TBS right now. This is seriously one of the lamest movies ever, but I'll be damned if Diane Lane isn't reason enough to watch it.

Tahoe
02-07-2009, 08:56 PM
24 Season 4 disc 5 and then 6 later.

Timone
02-07-2009, 09:09 PM
Christ, dude.

Tahoe
02-07-2009, 09:11 PM
I swear I'm frickin so frickin hooked...its worse than COD4.

Timone
02-07-2009, 09:14 PM
Grow up.

Tahoe
02-07-2009, 09:16 PM
If it means I have to stop watching 24...ain't gonna happen.

don't knock til you've tried it...You 0 watching BITCH!

Timone
02-07-2009, 09:18 PM
Real mature Rondell.

Uncle Mxy
02-08-2009, 08:03 PM
I'm watching Hardball on TBS right now. This is seriously one of the lamest movies ever, but I'll be damned if Diane Lane isn't reason enough to watch it.
Diane Lane was half the reason I picked up a movie recently.

Timone
02-09-2009, 04:15 PM
http://bonniebernstein.com/

BONNIE, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I NEED UPDATES.

LOVE,
TIM

Glenn
02-09-2009, 04:19 PM
What do you think she's thinking about here?

http://www.bonniebernstein.com/photos/images/galleries/nfl/cowher_tb.jpg

Timone
02-09-2009, 04:22 PM
Tha L to the D to the B

Tahoe
02-10-2009, 12:32 PM
24

Timone
02-20-2009, 04:57 AM
Incredible.
Uw-hy4ds3nI

Timone
02-20-2009, 05:01 AM
I am so fucking pumped.
lvutPN09TXQ

Uncle Mxy
03-07-2009, 06:15 PM
http://www.aloisson.com/Phone+Apple+iPhone+3G+Kings+Button
http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20090227/133_archiv14069_112623_610x489.jpg

Uncle Mxy
03-12-2009, 12:42 PM
http://www.fmylife.com

Glenn
03-12-2009, 12:44 PM
http://www.fmylife.com


Ooh, sounds emo.

Uncle Mxy
03-22-2009, 09:20 AM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Aspergers

Uncle Mxy
05-29-2009, 11:42 PM
http://vimeo.com/4505537

Fool
06-10-2009, 09:27 AM
Ps7j1iBJmpY

Glenn
06-12-2009, 03:55 PM
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GGLF_enUS213US328&q=%22expect+great%22&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=18

Timone
06-12-2009, 04:21 PM
FNM reunion
http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/webcast/

Uncle Mxy
06-13-2009, 02:59 PM
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/wanyandie.html

DrRay11
06-30-2009, 09:33 PM
http://thereifixedit.com/

Uncle Mxy
07-06-2009, 06:35 PM
http://www.retrocomedy.com/2009/07/15-creepiest-vintage-ads-of-all-time.html

DrRay11
07-06-2009, 06:49 PM
^Multiple lol's, thanks Mxy.

Uncle Mxy
07-16-2009, 07:37 PM
2THc2fRhDng

Timone
07-26-2009, 10:02 AM
5xillqqt0Y0

Timone
07-31-2009, 10:13 PM
http://www.drgrammar.org/faqs/

Big Swami
08-12-2009, 04:42 PM
Comedy Central Joan Rivers Roast.

1st half was pretty terrible, but it picks up after that. There's some chick on the dais who everyone joked about not knowing who she was, but she had the best set of the night. The "roast guys" (i.e. Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo) were terrible. Tom Arnold was hammered and couldn't deliver his jokes.

Best line:
"Greg Giraldo, why don't you just give up? No one thinks you're funny. You're like the Jeffrey Ross of comedy."

Timone
08-15-2009, 01:55 AM
Yeah, I agree she was the best. Giraldo, who is usually funny, was pretty good but his stuff was kind of disappointing to me. Same with Ross. Arnold was terrible.

Big Swami
08-16-2009, 09:56 AM
And Gilbert Godfried was awesome as always, aside from his Robin Quivers child-molestation jokes. You can always count on Gilbert to be the one who takes it over the line.

Timone
08-17-2009, 12:00 AM
Just got done watching Greg Giraldo's special on Comedy Central not too long ago.

Glenn
08-17-2009, 10:17 AM
TFLN - Texts From Last Night
Description: remember that text that you shouldn't have sent last night? we do.
http://twitter.com/TFLN

This is a pretty funny site.

For example...

(770): Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

geerussell
08-17-2009, 02:52 PM
Comedy Central Joan Rivers Roast.

... There's some chick on the dais who everyone joked about not knowing who she was, but she had the best set of the night.

I had to google her name to find out who she was... and I have already forgotten.

Glenn
08-21-2009, 12:58 PM
http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf

Uncle Mxy
08-23-2009, 07:32 PM
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/20/the-gorgeous-girls-of-miss-universe-2009-bikini-edition/

Uncle Mxy
08-23-2009, 11:53 PM
BTW, I watched the beginning and the end of Miss Universe tonight. From 15, I picked Miss Venezuela to win it all and was right!

Now to check out http://www.nomarriage.com/

Vinny
08-24-2009, 02:12 AM
BTW, I watched the beginning and the end of Miss Universe tonight. From 15, I picked Miss Venezuela to win it all and was right!

Now to check out http://www.nomarriage.com/

How much do you make off that site Zip?

Timone
09-04-2009, 12:24 AM
http://www.celebuzz.com/sandlot-where-they-now-g131871/

Uncle Mxy
09-04-2009, 11:16 PM
http://www.comixology.com/articles/295/Whats-a-Nice-Medievalist-Like-You-Doing-in-a-Place-Like-This-

Timone
09-06-2009, 06:29 PM
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/having-sex-with-my-first-cousin.html

UxKa
09-06-2009, 06:50 PM
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/having-sex-with-my-first-cousin.html

The positive reaction that guy is getting is pretty scary IMO. I didn't realize that banging, even marrying cousins is so accepted. Then again, the grammar of most of the responses is enough for me to take that perception with a grain of salt lol.

When I was in 8th grade this guy n girl started to date a little. Then their parents informed them they were distant cousins. That was the end of it lol.

Timone
09-06-2009, 06:52 PM
The positive reaction that guy is getting is pretty scary IMO. I didn't realize that banging, even marrying cousins is so accepted. Then again, the grammar of most of the responses is enough for me to take that perception with a grain of salt lol.

When I was in 8th grade this guy n girl started to date a little. Then their parents informed them they were distant cousins. That was the end of it lol.

Agreed. It's why I posted the link.

Timone
09-06-2009, 06:56 PM
Lol, this site is pretty amusing.

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/am-i-gay-if-i-like-anal-sex.html

Timone
09-06-2009, 06:58 PM
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/my-son-wears-his-sisters-bikini-bottoms.html

UxKa
09-06-2009, 07:30 PM
Lol, this site is pretty amusing.

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/am-i-gay-if-i-like-anal-sex.html


I like how his gf just had a strapon handy. Even if she was bi, most girls don't go as far as to have one of those on hand unless they are hardcore lesbos.

UxKa
09-06-2009, 07:31 PM
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/my-son-wears-his-sisters-bikini-bottoms.html

Banana hammock! Problem solved.

Timone
09-06-2009, 11:11 PM
Wow. Troll, or legit?

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/is-making-out-with-my-sister-incest.html

Timone
09-06-2009, 11:13 PM
Says he's from Canada. Not a troll.



Thank you, thank you...

UxKa
09-06-2009, 11:31 PM
I'm not a grammar nazi, but damn. Almost every poster on that site types like a 10 year old that isn't even doing well in school. There are so many aspects of sad happening on that site, all at the same time, it kind of blows my mind.

Uncle Mxy
09-25-2009, 11:59 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath?utm_source=onio n_rss_daily

Big Swami
09-25-2009, 01:33 PM
hE0ODrmaiFE

Timone
11-13-2009, 04:48 PM
Free whine

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=353590&postcount=1

Glenn
04-02-2010, 04:41 PM
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glan

Tahoe
01-11-2011, 11:36 PM
This must have been before the Currently Watching TV version by Vinny(?)

Watching Happy Gilmore.

Glenn
01-12-2011, 06:08 AM
This is the websites thread, IIRC.

DennyMcLain
01-13-2011, 02:01 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs050.snc6/168071_1786244577822_1290767883_2043226_4837032_n. jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-15-2011, 10:04 PM
http://www.zalmansoftware.com/demo.html

"ZalmanSoftware FTP 2011 – The Top FTP for professinals!"

Yup, real professional there...

DrRay11
01-16-2011, 01:47 PM
lul fuck that

DrRay11
01-24-2011, 09:50 AM
so much win in the comment section:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f7qrm/extreme_ly_bad_parenting/

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 08:33 AM
http://www.someecards.com/2011/01/24/the-united-states-of-shame-chart

DrRay11
01-25-2011, 04:50 PM
http://mylifeisbro.com/

Vinny
01-26-2011, 11:41 AM
http://www.seacaptaindate.com/browse.html

DrRay11
01-26-2011, 11:43 AM
^wow

Vinny
01-26-2011, 11:45 AM
33

AllHandsOnDick (http://www.seacaptaindate.com/browse.html#register) 23 | M | Straight | Single
Silverlake, California
Hey. I'm looking for an chill girl who's down to party on my dad's boat sometime. No drama please.

Timone
01-26-2011, 05:45 PM
Holy shit, it's FistingforTwo!

Timone
01-27-2011, 06:52 PM
http://www.funnytitles.com

Timone
01-27-2011, 06:53 PM
Face Jam!!!

Glenn
01-31-2011, 10:36 AM
http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Timone
01-31-2011, 10:38 AM
LOL @ the "bro on bro" one.

Timone
02-11-2011, 12:11 PM
http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/

Timone
02-11-2011, 12:14 PM
Tre Baker's anagram name is TREK BEAR

Timone
02-11-2011, 12:14 PM
Stupid, but a little fun...

Glenn
02-11-2011, 12:26 PM
Tre Baker's anagram name is TREK BEAR

obsessed

Fool
02-11-2011, 12:33 PM
Bart Reek
Beer Kart

Tahoe
02-11-2011, 08:25 PM
dubyateaephdutwah

Vinny
02-12-2011, 09:07 AM
Found P's blog:

http://chalki3352.wordpress.com/blog-posts/

http://chalki3352.wordpress.com/2011/01/24/bitches/

Timone
02-12-2011, 02:27 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/

Timone
02-12-2011, 02:27 PM
Found P's blog:

http://chalki3352.wordpress.com/blog-posts/

http://chalki3352.wordpress.com/2011/01/24/bitches/


Fukwit HACKERS
Posted on November 25, 2010 by chalki3352

Have u evr noticed actually how much download u go through when ur conection is open and u have eather SKYPE ,WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER and sometimes win live mail.This month i have used approx 3GB in d/load but actually i’ve only used about 1GB the other has disappeared.I use Norton 360 V4.0 but it aint fast enough to get the off straight away b4 they use a small amount of d/load.Each time it may b only a small amount but ovr a month u will find it’s about half if not more than half of ur d/load going missing.Weathr its my mobile broadband that is hopless but ive had enough payin 4 othr fukers to surf no more internet 45 chalki i quit yes i’m a quiter if u give me the shits i just want 2 get rid of u.so internet fuk off



I think this is actually Tahoe's.

Timone
02-12-2011, 02:32 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/

http://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/qa-with-blake-boston-scumbag-steve

Timone
02-12-2011, 05:35 PM
http://www.alternativetentacles.com/page.php?page=jello_openletter

Timone
02-21-2011, 06:24 PM
It's shit like this. Shit like this.

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t773810/

ridiculous

Glenn
03-14-2011, 08:26 AM
http://producten.hema.nl/


Let it load.

Timone
03-16-2011, 08:11 PM
http://www.tacobell.com/food/

Timone
03-16-2011, 09:09 PM
This site will never get old. http://mylifeisbro.com/

Vinny
03-18-2011, 10:55 AM
http://www.ifuckinghatethatshit.com/


Drop Dead Dakota http://mediacdn.disqus.com/1300383644/images/themes/narcissus/moderator.png 3 weeks ago (http://www.ifuckinghatethatshit.com/#comment-152201696)
I fucking hate how I wasted so much fucking time on someone who didn't want to waste any on me.
Fuck you Shayley.
I want my every single band shirt you borrowed from me back, and every fucking hoodie I let you wear when you were cold back as well.
I want the 6 monthes of my life I wasted on a cheating whore like you back.
I just want to be back to the way I was before I met you. Before I saw your fucking face.
You're so fucking disgusting. I sometimes lay awake at night thinking if you were with him the same day that I got with you.
Fuck highschool relationships, I don't need any of this bullshit.
You only liked me cuz of my alternative style anyways you stupid shallow bitch.
I hate how I feel right now.
I fucking HATE this feeling.
I seriously want to rip off all the skin you kissed on me. Seriously I feel so fucking disgusting, I can't believe you cheated on me, but of course since you're Shayley Anderson you had to see how far you could go and you apparently cheated on me with, not one, but TWO guys. And it had to be two of the sketchiest dirtiest guys that sleep around with every crack whore. THANK YOU. I PROBABLY HAVE SOME SORT OF DISEASE NOW.
Awesome.
The only upside to this situation is that a couple days after you broke up with me, I was so pissed and I just wanted revenge.
So I slept with someone else, and she's a slut like you so she was easy as fuck. Guess who? Yeah. I slept with your best friend Lisa. yeah Lisa Mossy.
And your rants on Facebook between you and her tell me that you've finally found out.
I hope you feel what I fucking felt.
Okay wow. writing this out actually made me feel better, i thought if anything it would get me more rattled. I don't care about you anymore, I don't love you anymore. You deserve to be fucking alone, and I deserve to be with someone who actually loves me back.
I don't want you and I'm not going to miss you.

Glenn
03-18-2011, 11:00 AM
You only liked me cuz of my alternative style anyways you stupid shallow bitch.

Might be time to go shaved head baller look instead.

Vinny
03-18-2011, 11:07 AM
Zekyl jokes work real nice there too.

Timone
03-18-2011, 11:08 AM
Hipsters need their own thread on here.

Timone
03-21-2011, 10:25 AM
How to spot a masturbator (http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/)

Timone
03-21-2011, 10:28 AM
If you were God, how would you punish homosexuals? (http://christwire.org/2011/03/if-you-were-god-how-would-you-punish-homosexuals/)

LOL'd @ "cancel Glee"

Tahoe
03-28-2011, 09:06 PM
mN67KJdd6Mw

Vinny
03-29-2011, 12:31 AM
How to spot a masturbator (http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/)


lol!:


One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

Vinny
03-29-2011, 12:33 AM
How to spot a masturbator (http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/)


Holy Shit T-Bro, is this real???!!!!!!
[Edit: clearly not as I read on....hilarious though...]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1824nr.jpg

Vinny
03-29-2011, 12:34 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/sqi2ic.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/2w4i6us.jpg

Tahoe
03-29-2011, 12:30 PM
Holy Shit T-Bro, is this real???!!!!!!
[Edit: clearly not as I read on....hilarious though...]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1824nr.jpg

You're asking the right person.

Timone
03-29-2011, 12:31 PM
Haven't done it in like 4 days, thanks for reminding me.

Tahoe
03-29-2011, 12:34 PM
Tracy Morgan says...google sarah palin and click on 'images'

Timone
03-29-2011, 12:37 PM
Or I could just google some images of Tracy Morgan. She sounds hot.

DrRay11
03-30-2011, 12:50 PM
hahahah

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Timone
04-05-2011, 12:43 PM
I miss this dude sometimes.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Timone
04-05-2011, 12:45 PM
Wow, even an unfocused mess of a picture like a foggy window looks like an amazing vintage photo with hipstamatic! This makes me so happy I'm gonna masturbate. Just kidding, I already did by starting this blog. LOL!!!

DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON FLICKR, FOURSQUARE, DIGG, REDDIT, TWITTER, LINKEDIN, YAHOO, AIM, MYSPACE, STUMBLEUPON, ASK, DELICIOUS, AND PBS NEWSHOUR:

Timone
04-06-2011, 10:32 PM
http://www.heroinhelper.com/user/admin/od_smoking.shtml

...But Not Completely Safe

There are other ways to die from using heroin, however. You could smoke a lot, pass out, vomit, and suffocate. Or you could pass out in the wrong place and be murdered. Or you could pass out, knock over the candle you were using, start a fire, and burn up.

Vinny
04-08-2011, 04:20 PM
Usually fun if you're bored.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,4078555.photogallery

Timone
04-10-2011, 04:09 PM
http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Timone
04-10-2011, 10:40 PM
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/alien_races.html

Timone
04-26-2011, 08:41 PM
http://lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/

Mr. Oobir
04-27-2011, 09:29 PM
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/

(refresh page for more)

Uncle Mxy
04-29-2011, 03:05 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/small-town-girl-makes-good-porn,20266/

Mr. Oobir
05-11-2011, 07:00 AM
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/

Glenn
05-11-2011, 07:47 AM
Those are fun.

DrRay11
05-14-2011, 09:20 PM
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/entry.php?235-jack-blacks-boner#comments

lolwut

Timone
05-14-2011, 09:23 PM
He named it "Dad"

Uncle Mxy
05-18-2011, 09:15 AM
Jessica Alba's prom pic, plus someone pathetic:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/17/jessica-alba-high-school-ex-boyfriend-chris-lakkees-relationship-court-break-up-regret/

Timone
05-19-2011, 06:49 PM
Tumblr. I just don't get this site.

#guythatisdad

Timone
05-24-2011, 03:35 PM
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?6353-Would-you-like-to-see-Ben-stay-or-go&p=127130&viewfull=1

Vinny
06-01-2011, 10:04 PM
http://www.goodprisoner.com/

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:07 PM
My name is Hannah Lynn Stone. I am 21 years old. I am currently incarcerated at an Indiana Women’s Prison. I attend Oakland City University. I love music more than anything; I am a typical “rocker chick”.
My Favorite thing to do is laugh. I have a great sense of humor; I love to have fun. I am not a “Christian”. I am Bi Sexual. I don’t have children but I do love kids.
I love animals and the outdoors. My birthday is March 22. My favorite colors are Black and Purple (together). I love amusement parks, specifically roller coasters. I love the summer.
Please write me! (Smile)

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:08 PM
"Search for inmates who used the word: Swag"

Vinny
06-01-2011, 10:10 PM
Epic.

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:12 PM
See if we can find Zip on here.

Vinny
06-01-2011, 10:13 PM
See if we can find Zip on here.


Damn, I totally meant to put "I found Zip" when I posted the link!

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:20 PM
http://goodprisoner.com/male_prison_pen_pals/RyanKehoe/1.jpg

WTF? Why is my page still up?

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:25 PM
Nicholas Onuskanich, White Male Prisoner, Straight, Born 1982. When you read my profile on your face I hope for a smile cause ya like my style

Not feelin' this guy's style. Guess it says something about mine.

Timone
06-01-2011, 10:30 PM
http://goodprisoner.com/male_prison_pen_pals/RyanKehoe/1.jpg

WTF? Why is my page still up?

19.) How do I measure up: "..Top of food chain.."

lospistones
06-02-2011, 01:19 AM
mgoblog. yeee 14 commits.

Timone
06-10-2011, 05:28 PM
Goshboots trolling MGoBlog (http://mgoblog.com/blog/808)

Uncle Mxy
07-07-2011, 02:05 PM
http://apple.copydesk.org/2011/07/06/you-need-a-dirty-mind-to-be-an-editor-in-this-business/

Uncle Mxy
07-11-2011, 11:32 AM
http://xxxchurch.com , referred to from this news article:

http://www.freep.com/article/20110711/NEWS02/107110352/Now-porn-free-Wyandotte-pastor-Jeremy-Gyorke-helping-others?odyssey=nav%7Chead

lospistones
07-11-2011, 01:44 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/11/health/policy/11docs.html?_r=3&pagewanted=1&hp
explains why my buddy who scored in the 99.6th percentile on the mcat only got two interviews...

Vinny
07-11-2011, 06:39 PM
http://xxxchurch.com , referred to from this news article:

http://www.freep.com/article/20110711/NEWS02/107110352/Now-porn-free-Wyandotte-pastor-Jeremy-Gyorke-helping-others?odyssey=nav%7Chead
"Is it empowering when flat-cheated girls in blue ribbon pigtails are being penetrated while labeled: “that slut Cindy Brady’?"

Timone
07-16-2011, 03:21 PM
http://www.justrage.com

DrRay11
07-16-2011, 03:22 PM
I like the red/orange. Pisses me off.

Timone
07-21-2011, 02:47 AM
http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/

Timone
08-04-2011, 12:45 PM
lols

http://scenekids.com/

Uncle Mxy
08-26-2011, 10:20 PM
http://www.sineadoconnor.com/index.html -- her recent blog entries are fucking hysterical

DrRay11
09-05-2011, 10:10 PM
Electric Retard is the most fucked up thing on the planet.

Timone
09-06-2011, 10:43 PM
http://forum.emobucket.com

Timone
09-14-2011, 07:07 PM
StumbleUpon. Man, you can really waste some time on here.

Uncle Mxy
10-22-2011, 11:01 AM
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hallet.html

Timone
12-15-2011, 05:50 PM
Why? I don't know.
http://www.chucktestaroll.com/

Vinny
12-15-2011, 06:37 PM
Awesome.

Timone
01-09-2012, 01:34 AM
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

Can't stop laughing:

Your dad had esoteric interests before you did and he’s got the throwing star skills to prove it. He had a Master’s Degree in badassery with a minor in shit talking and silver-tongued lady seduction. Yes he knows ballet, but only because it made him a more nimble bar-brawler. Tailoring? Yeah, he can do that too. He learned how to sew from stitching himself back together. He’s even an expert cobbler, but he had to be since he kicked so much ass that his shoes kept needing new soles. The reason he didn’t have normal interests like golf, basketball or soccer was because they only required one ball, he had two.

Timone
01-09-2012, 01:45 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3xbg5qZr1qghsqpo1_500.jpg

Timone
01-09-2012, 05:49 PM
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

Can't stop laughing:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjveeo0AF1qghsqpo1_500.jpg

DrRay11
01-09-2012, 09:13 PM
lol'd hard

Uncle Mxy
01-16-2012, 07:43 AM
http://www.batmandeathwish.com/

Vinny
01-23-2012, 05:53 PM
LOL@THEINTERWEB.

http://mangionemagic.com/forum/default.asp

Uncle Mxy
01-24-2012, 01:34 PM
http://www.therestartpage.com/

mercury
01-26-2012, 02:10 AM
Youtube b4 SOPA takes over...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTmh-CbJLLM&feature=share

Timone
02-17-2012, 02:57 AM
Browsing ebay a lil' bit.

Uncle Mxy
02-17-2012, 12:54 PM
http://www.instantwatcher.com

Timone
03-04-2012, 12:51 PM
http://iwl.me/

Neat.

Timone
03-04-2012, 12:56 PM
Pasted something from an old bukdow thread and got H.P. Lovecraft.

I bet if I posted something I wrote, I'd get "retard."

DrRay11
03-04-2012, 12:56 PM
Would be cool but I can't remember the last time I wrote a whole paragraph. Bookmarked for later...

Timone
03-09-2012, 10:31 PM
lolling over here. Excellent troll:
http://richardloveswhitepeople.blogspot.com/

I think I might take credit for this.

Timone
03-14-2012, 11:46 PM
http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/

This is what I do for fun: find sites that tools hang out at and laugh. Jesus Christ I'm going to get a life.

Timone
03-25-2012, 04:17 AM
Hahahaha.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission

Timone
03-28-2012, 03:15 PM
http://theteenconservative.com/about/

Glenn
03-31-2012, 03:37 PM
Been done many times before, but always worth another look...

http://blog.tastebuds.fm/worst-album-covers-of-all-time/

Timone
03-31-2012, 03:39 PM
Jesus, that "Ken" cover is incredible. Why do I get the feeling hipsters probably dig that album?

Glenn
04-10-2012, 10:18 PM
http://therealgeorgezimmerman.com

Timone
04-12-2012, 11:02 PM
http://forums.reckoning.amalur.com/showthread.php?6460-I-won-t-be-getting-this-game/page2

Ngruk = Curt Schilling, lol

Vinny
04-13-2012, 12:28 AM
Really?

Vinny
04-13-2012, 12:30 AM
So Todd Bridges wrote his own bio on IMDB?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004775/

Timone
04-13-2012, 05:01 AM
Yeah, he's a big time nerd (NTTAWWT) and founded his own gaming company or some shit. Why I was going through his message board history, I don't know. I'm going to see if he belongs to any corvette forums.

Glenn
04-13-2012, 08:09 AM
Shaved head baller look.

Timone
04-19-2012, 06:10 PM
getoutofthemirror.com

Check out the dude in the Misfits shirt, lol. Thought it was a Juggalo at first.

Uncle Mxy
04-23-2012, 01:35 PM
http://www.runmichigan.com

The current image on the site looks like some black dude is hitting some asian dude in the back of the head:

http://www.buzzpics.de/images/rotategtg.jpg

Timone
04-25-2012, 05:26 PM
List of inventors killed by their own inventions (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1hyuEJ/:WQL.+7Ou:Ph2Q-g6P/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions)

Uncle Mxy
04-27-2012, 12:03 PM
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/A-Minor-Error.aspx

Uncle Mxy
05-23-2012, 03:32 PM
http://forums.crackberry.com/blackberry-apps-f35/bb-traffic-inaccurate-100-mph-725180/

Timone
05-28-2012, 12:29 AM
http://slimysuitors.wordpress.com/

Hey, I wonder if I'm on there!

Timone
05-28-2012, 12:40 AM
i went to MSU i am can spell just fine
you trying to date Alex Trebeck?
get real darling

Timone
06-06-2012, 11:20 PM
http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html

Tahoe
06-06-2012, 11:41 PM
WTFdetroit.com

Mr. Oobir
06-07-2012, 06:39 AM
There are plenty of fake ads for iPads and such on craigslist that copy legitimate ads and strip out phone numbers and prices, so you'll email them and get a link to some scam site, I assume. This listing (http://annarbor.craigslist.org/syd/3062549995.html) is warning people about these scams...except all prices and phone numbers have been stripped from it and it's talking about Atlanta in the Ann Arbor sub-site, so it was also posted by the scam lister. I dunno, it made me laugh.

Timone
06-20-2012, 12:07 AM
http://christiannymphos.org/

Uncle Mxy
07-15-2012, 06:58 PM
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/07/the-11-ways-that-consumers-are-hopeless-at-math/259479/

Uncle Mxy
07-24-2012, 06:19 PM
http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

Timone
07-29-2012, 11:28 PM
http://isitnormal.com/story/i-like-watching-beautiful-women-poop-27980/

might belong in Poop Stories.

Timone
08-04-2012, 09:18 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/?

Prime trolling opportunities here.

Timone
08-04-2012, 09:39 PM
Wait a minute...


Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

Fucking brilliant!

Timone
08-04-2012, 09:55 PM
Brandon Wulff, Gay Atheist
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: on my knees for some American tourist
Posts: 8

Re: Hi everyone
Terribly sorry about my username. I was trying to type "Gay Atheists Should Burn In Hell" but accidentally pressed my enter key. Silly me.

Vinny
08-05-2012, 02:14 AM
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic1839_3.gif

Vinny
08-05-2012, 02:23 AM
Seriously, wtf is this shit??!!

Timone
08-05-2012, 02:27 AM
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80851 Whoa.

I know it's mostly full of trolls, but it's still pretty interesting.

Timone
08-05-2012, 02:29 AM
Here, here

The fact that NO TRUE Christians™ are among the Colorado shooting victims is proof that God loves us.

Timone
08-05-2012, 02:47 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church