I find it hard to believe that any of it's real? I mean really?

http://votenoonquestion3.org/

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/

These people are fucking crazy.

I have no clue how I even discover these sites.

There's an migunowners.org, FWIW.

http://obama-christ.com/

Been spending a lot of time on Tumblr lately. Smh.

Do you want I should make one for WTFDetroit? Maybe get our brand out there. Not that people can register. Ha.

Ha!

http://windows95tips.tumblr.com/

www.googlefight.com

Dad guys
36 500 000 results

Ballers

621 000 results

Joe Dumars agrees:

burger king
30 600 000 results

pizza hut
21 500 000 results

http://www.youtube.com/user/CCProse

Hey T,

http://thinksteroids.com/forum/

http://www.recoveringmormon.org/

http://www.theonion.com/search/?q=tim+duncan

lol

http://lafontainesafety.ytmnd.com/

Might do a lil' trolling on Zoosk.

http://heartofdavidministry.com/

http://boards.rebkell.net/viewforum.php?f=1

Would like to find a different WNBA board to troll, but this might do.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/after-checking-your-bank-account-remember-to-log-o,32260/

Uhhh, farmersonly.com of course. I assume everyone is.

"City folks just don't get it!"

Random old Google Groups posts. So much fun. Fun to me anyway.



Rick Herrick
View profile
More options Apr 8 1994, 4:09 pm
Sorry to get off the topic, but thought someone here might have heard
something about this.

Did anyone hear news about Kurt Cobain commiting suicide today? I'm at
work far from friendly (?) MTV outlets. A friend said he just heard
about it on the news. I guess it's probably true, but that would really
suck. So does anybody know anything? Please dispel this...

Rick

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SMAK
View profile
More options Sep 8 1996, 3:00 am

Peep this shit...CNN just reported (no story yet, just a NEWSFLASH, so
no details yet) Tupac has been shot again 4 times - he's in critical
condition. Damn, this might be it for this brother - that's 10 times
he's taken bullets, shit! I hate to hear this shit...wonder if it has
something to do with that fight at the MTV VMAs last week...

peace

SMAK





Vijay Sadananda Pai
View profile
More options Nov 3 1992, 10:47 pm
Dear Mr. Clinton,

Congratulations on your election! I voted for you, and I attended a
rally of yours last week. However, I found that the music at the
rally didn't really motivate me. The odd combination of Bonnie
Raitt, the Call, and U2 (among others) may have had its moments, but
left quite a bit to be desired.

However, you can atone for your earlier deficiency of musical taste,
and also appease many members of rec.music.industrial (those who
listen to dance industrial), by inviting Nitzer Ebb to your
inaugural ball. This may sound like a weird idea, but I think
it would be an ideal opportunity for you, as you could play
sax on "Lightning Man" (_Showtime_), which is perhaps the best song
ever written. I think Vince and Doug would really liven up an otherwise
mundane Washington event. They have, after all, quite a bit of
interesting experience with the DC area, and nearly got themselves
"plucked off" out there.

Thanks for your consideration.

Vijay Pai

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LOL WHAT THE FUCK http://diapermates.com/

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL WHAT THE FUCK http://diapermates.com/

This site is disturbing.




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http://www.askaconvict.com/images/convicts/Weaver.jpg

Q:Are you the guy that murdered the little girls!
A: No that wasn't me. That is a different Ward Weaver. My son


#smh
So wrong that I can't stop laughing....

So wrong that I can't stop laughing....

Same.

http://www.atheistpassions.com/


You have a better chance of finding Waldo on this site than you do of finding God!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

So wrong that I can't stop laughing....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_Weaver_III

http://www.mcso.org/Mugshot/

http://www.mcso.org/Mugshot/


http://www.mcso.org/Multimedia/Mugshots/P992803_030000.jpg

He got my vote!

http://www.saltybet.com
Betting fake money on fighting game matches between randomly selected AI-controlled characters is oddly captivating and more interesting than it sounds.

http://www.saltybet.com
Betting fake money on fighting game matches between randomly selected AI-controlled characters is oddly captivating and more interesting than it sounds.
That is fucking AWESOME. But is your video choppy as shit?? Makes it hard to follow....

The stream has broken up for me a few times and lagged back by about 5 seconds, but it's generally been good. Also, it's worth it to watch a Dragon Ball Z guy fight an MSPaint woman over an Erykah Badu instrumental.

The stream has broken up for me a few times and lagged back by about 5 seconds, but it's generally been good. Also, it's worth it to watch a Dragon Ball Z guy fight an MSPaint woman over an Erykah Badu instrumental.
Much better since I reloaded....can't win a bet to save my life though....

Much better since I reloaded....can't win a bet to save my life though....
Tell me about it; I've been at the minimum bet threshold for pretty much the entire time I've been here.

POPEYE YOU ASSHOLE MSPAINT IS SUPPOSED TO ALWAYS WIN.

Tell me about it; I've been at the minimum bet threshold for pretty much the entire time I've been here.

POPEYE YOU ASSHOLE MSPAINT IS SUPPOSED TO ALWAYS WIN.
It's fucking hypnotic....

http://www.isitajewishholidaytoday.com/

Happy (Merry?) Yom Kippur to ya, you guys.

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/

http://niketalk.com/

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/10/5295956/coinye-cryptocurrency-responds-to-kanye-west-cease-and-desist

LOL.

If you were to put all of the famous rappers in tiers, Kanye would be in the "scum" tier right?

Today's Kanye? Maybe. On the whole? My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was one of the best rap / hip-hop albums I've ever heard.

Must be a pretty big deal if it's in italics. I'll have to check it out.

http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/odd+facts/what-crazy-national-day-falls-on-your-birthday3119.html

National Mustard Day, you guys.

http://www.nsa.gov/kids/

HOOKED

http://games.adultswim.com/bionic-chainsaw-pogo-gorilla-action-online-game.html

https://www.fanfiction.net

bwahahahaha


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10121060/1/Something-About-Her


WWE Wrestler Randy Orton finds himself stuttering and stumbling around a special photographer, but she doesn't feel the same way. Will he finally tell her what he feels or coward out for the second time?

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_wha t_s_your_travolta_name.html

http://www.spin.com/articles/marvel-music-rock-comics-revolution-1994-billy-ray-cyrus-onyx/

lol what http://henryrollins.com/video#juicing

I know Vinny hates Deadspin commenters, but this is actually pretty funny. http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/cnn-wrote-the-worst-kurt-cobain-lede-ever-we-tried-to-1548932355

wikipaintings.org

On StumbleUpon for the first time in months. Let's see what I Stumble Upon, you guys.

buk!

http://www.tastingroom.com

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595887/Terminally-ill-boxer-dog-ticks-22-bucket-list-wishes-dying-steak-dinner-ride-police-car-favourite.html

I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE

wikipaintings.org

Kinda hooked.

http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/ilya-repin/mode/all-paintings/8

Good stuff, thanks.

http://www.ilooklikebarackobama.com/

http://www.marothbaseball.com/MB/Home.html

http://www.marothbaseball.com/MB/Home.html
You signing up?

!!!

Written by Lauren & GLEN

“Mike is a former big league ball player, with an even bigger character, who we trust to work with our children. He is teaching them excellent physical skills as well as setting a wonderful example of sportsmanship and Christian values for the boys to emulate.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUbKtIcXPo

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/b70b12420e/where-s-juggalo

Gary Oldman going HAM.
http://www.playboy.com/playground/view/gary-oldman-playboy-interview

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball

The death of basketball, by way of video game [smilie=oobir.gif]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball

The death of basketball, by way of video game [smilie=oobir.gif]
This is great, thx for posting!

http://dinner.chilis.com/?promotion=southwest

Bold.

http://www.thriftbooks.com/

lol

http://diceman_rules.tripod.com/

http://map.ipviking.com/

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Paris Hilton to serve 45 days in jail.

lollz for so many reasons

http://emo-corner.com/forums/forum/13-am-i-hot-or-not/

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/content.php?12-Lions-O-Line-Why-Worry

http://thatguysonheroin.com/

Reddit. Don't know why.

Reddit. Don't know why.

Kinda getting into it. God dammit.

Kinda getting into it. God dammit.
Run.

http://www.hisblackdress.com/

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

http://www.boxscoregeeks.com

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

This is phenomenal.

Guess this is a thing.

http://www.theweedblog.com/what-are-dabs/

https://diehipster.wordpress.com/

http://www.vulture.com/2014/12/everything-sony-leaks-scandal.html

The comments section on MediaMatters.org. WHY?!?

http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/ForFun/HDEV/

http://mitchalbom.com/d/bio/4233/faqs-about-mitch

http://mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com/

Get Swole:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

Ha, that's where Doc Swole originated I think.

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1993/04/05/secrets-of-the-magus

http://www.viralnova.com/last-photos-takent/

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1&

http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-621530.html

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/01/no-ages-dean-spunt-looks-back-on-husker-dus-new-day-rising/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2937423/Troubled-actor-Randy-Quaid-s-bizarre-YouTube-meltdown-rants-Warner-Brothers-Rupert-Murdoch.html

http://theinquisition.eu/wordpress/2011/history/jameson-cannibalism/

http://www.josgrain.com/riders.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

http://louderthanwar.com/top-50-worst-band-names-ever-or-most-outrageous-or-just-plain-stupid/

BATHTUB SHITTER

http://dicksbymail.com/

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/qa-keith-gibbs-the-guy-from-every-basketball-movie-on-jordan-blue-chips-and-american-history-x/

http://www.sbnation.com/wrestling/2015/4/8/8328459/wwe-nxt-superstars-hot-dog-sandwich-toilet-paper-wrestlemania-axxess-interviews

oobir has the best sites. I've been asking people the hotdog question all day.

Thanks, Fool :)

Also hot dogs are totally not sandwiches

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141016-your-life-on-earth

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/191586916547

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html?_r=0

Even our trolling industries are getting out-competed by foreign labor! Shameful.

Typo'd and somehow came across this.
http://www.hoodedbathrobes.com/product/M100

Ballin'!

HoodedMathRobes???

HoodedBathRoads???

HoodedBathChodes???

WoodedBathRobes???

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1433391620

Bad-ass

http://datingpsychos.com/browse

http://www.slavic-mythology.tumblr.com

:nerd:

https://word.camera/

That is an odd little site indeed.

http://www.facebook.com/CootersPlace



TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND FANS FROM BEN JONES AKA “COOTER”
I THINK ALL OF HAZZARD NATION UNDERSTANDS THAT THE CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG IS THE SYMBOL THAT REPRESENTS THE INDOMITABLE SPIRIT OF INDEPENDENCE WHICH KEEPS US “MAKIN’ OUR WAY THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW.”
THAT FLAG ON TOP OF THE GENERAL LEE MADE A STATEMENT THAT THE VALUES OF THE RURAL SOUTH WERE THE VALUES OF COURAGE AND FAMILY AND GOOD TIMES.
OUR BELOVED SYMBOL IS NOW BEING ATTACKED IN A WAVE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS UNPRECEDENTED IN OUR NATION OF FREE SPEECH AND FREE EXPRESSION. ACTIVISTS AND POLITICIANS ARE VILLIFYING SOUTHERN CULTURE AND OUR HERITAGE AS BEING BIGOTED AND RACIST. WE KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT THE CASE. AND WE KNOW THAT IN HAZZARD COUNTY THERE WAS NEVER ANY RACISM.
THOUGH THE FLAG HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM SUCH PLACES AS WALMART, TARGET AND AMAZON, IT WILL NEVER BE REMOVED FROM ANY OF OUR COOTER’S STORES AND MUSEUMS. WE ARE ALL THE SAME GOOD PEOPLE TODAY THAT WE WERE LAST WEEK AND LAST YEAR AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE SHAMED INTO TURNING OUR BACKS ON OUR HERITAGE AND OUR CONVICTIONS.
WE ARE NOT RACISTS. WE DESPISE RACISM AND BIGOTRY. AND WE THINK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CREATING THIS “CULTURAL CLEANSING” ARE THE REAL BIGOTS IN THIS STORY.
WHEN WE SAY OUR FLAG STANDS FOR “HERITAGE, NOT HATE” AND “PRIDE, NOT PREJUDICE”, WE MEAN IT. AND WE BELIEVE THAT OLD SAYING, “YOU CAN’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING IF YOU FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM.”
COOTER’S IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO SELL OUR SOUTHERN SYMBOLS AS LONG AS THERE IS A COOTER’S. I WILL FIGHT THESE PEOPLE UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER, AND THEN I WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE ICE.

Tell 'em, Cooter!! #HERITAGENOTHATE

I love how he says "I THINK ALL OF HAZZARD NATION UNDERSTANDS" ...like is Hazzard Nation really a thing??

It's always everything being too politically correct.

http://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/the-lost-girls/

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/teenager-uncovers-photos-from-first-nirvana-concert-20150721

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com/

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com/
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com/

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

I Love Lou Brock Shakur,

http://36.media.tumblr.com/2f75b6dc86c1570d48ff829265314130/tumblr_nrsiqsuUoJ1uadx8uo1_500.jpg

Really starting to consider clicking on that link

Really starting to consider clicking on that link
You wouldn't like it.

HA! Best site ever

You wouldn't like it.
GS might though.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/b40f887c0b2ac1dece76bf7adc3e3644/tumblr_ns0agyeqEA1uadx8uo1_540.jpg

DEHD

TAV FALCO'S PANTHER BURNS - Westgarth SC, Middlesbrough 15.06.2015.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTIEcyjvLFc

Women should be seen and not heard:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/07/28/13-tips-on-how-to-speak-while-female/

https://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting

https://www.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting
Needs more darko.

In a surprise to no one...

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/unfortunately-nobody-met-our-standards-be-septembe-51171?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

http://www.oneyearbibleblog.com/

https://read.atavist.com/white-boy-rick

http://fireseanpayton.com/

http://www.economist.com/news/international/21666114-internet-blew-porn-industrys-business-model-apart-its-response-holds-lessons?fsrc=scn/fb/te/pe/ed/nakedcapitalism

http://www.heavensgate.com/

This website still exists and 2 former members still respond to emails sent to it.

This is great.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/nick_cave_meets_dr._seuss

This is great.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/nick_cave_meets_dr._seuss

The comments section on this is hilarious

http://www.profootballtour.com/

CAN'T WAIT

http://arstechnica.com/unite/2015/10/slowly-but-surely-government-it-enters-the-21st-century/

Henry Rollins driving app
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/03/henry-rollins-driving-app-tells-you-how-hard-it-would-have-been-to-get-there-in-the-80s/

Not 'great' but OK.

http://oldpeoplefacebook.tumblr.com/page/4

Not 'great' but OK.

http://oldpeoplefacebook.tumblr.com/page/4

There's some really good stuff on Tumblr if you can ignore the social justice psychos (not all of them are like that, but a lot are)

Can Ringer win a Heisman? (http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?13227-Can-Ringer-win-a-Heisman)

http://powerball-simulator.com/

I've already won over $7,000!* So can you!

*Over 400 years of playing

http://powerball-simulator.com/

I've already won over $7,000!* So can you!

*Over 400 years of playing

I'm currently at over 900 years and have yet to win more than $100 in any draw. Total of $15,000.

Must be fake right??:
http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4



I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing.

Buffalo '66 is a weird one. It's a movie I should love, but I didn't really care for it on first watch. Might have to watch it again.

Must be fake right??:
http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4
This is awesome -- gotta include the pic:

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/img/personal_services/escort.jpg

Seems like this is legit:

http://nypost.com/2016/02/23/indie-filmmaker-vincent-gallo-sells-nyc-pad/

In his own words, Gallo "considered himself a radical, always, but an extremely conservative radical.

Go. Gallo. Go

http://live.tbo.com/Event/Live_Hulk_Hogan_testimony

Kristen Mitchell
@Kristenreports
"I do not have a 10inch penis...Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches"

http://live.tbo.com/Event/Live_Hulk_Hogan_testimony


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izYE04Zko5c

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/let-me-translate-my-emails-for-you

A (website) that's playing Viva Las Vegas!


Viva....Viva Las Vegas!

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo

A mother has a totally sane and reasonable reaction to her 21-year-old son getting a tattoo.

Man, that's pathetic. I kept waiting for her to reveal that the tat read "I love me mum" or something like that.

4 u, Glanvin
http://thequietus.com/articles/20135-al-jourgensen-favourite-ministry-albums-interview

Wow, I thought Ministry was finished. I've heard him tell the story about the first album before. I still like parts of it.

Overall, he really seems like a pathetic character, though. I've watched some recent interviews and he comes across as pretty unlikeable.

He was a fucked-up pathetic unlikeable character when I met him at Wax Trax! Records in the late 80s.
Nothing's changed but the weather.

I'm not a "Radiohead guy" but I like the creepiness of this video. Would have been better if they hadn't included the last 7-8 seconds, though.

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-to-be-a-radiohead-fan-without-being-a-dipshit-about-1774870072

https://niceme.me/

http://nicememe.website/

This list is insanity:

http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/99-items-found-in-princes-secret-vault/

99 items found in Prince's secret vault

by Aaron Brophy

May 3, 2016

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A fascinating array of previously unknown recordings and projects have been discovered.

When Prince passed away on April 21, 2016 (http://www.aux.tv/2016/04/r-i-p-prince-1958-2016/) it not only left a giant purple hole in the hearts of music fans worldwide, it also launched a fascinating new mystery: What’s going to happen with Prince’s vault (http://www.aux.tv/2016/05/princes-legendary-vault-has-finally-been-drilled-open/)?
It’s been long known to Prince fans and music insiders that The Purple One maintained a massive, secretive vault containing copious amounts of unreleased music, movies, videos, and as we’re coming to learn, memorabilia, and items of personal significance.
In the absence of a formal will, Bremer Trust, the executors of Prince’s estate, had to drill into Prince’s vault so they could properly assess its content. Though Bremer has not made its findings public, lists containing some of the items in the vault have already been leaking to the media.
Though many of these items are already familiar to Prince devotees (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreleased_Prince_projects), there’s a fascinating array of previously unknown recordings and projects that span Prince’s career and interests.
Here’s list of what we know the vault contains, so far:
The Rebels — A collection of rock songs done with members of The Time in 1979.
The Second Coming — Documentary film and live album from 1982.
Apollonia 6 film — A cinematic attempt to do for Apollonia 6 what Purple Rain did for Prince.
Sexy Drummrfunkr — Collection of drum solos by Sheila E.
The Flesh — Live jam sessions from late 1985.
Untitled Stevie Nicks duet project.
Prince and the Revolution: Dream Factory — Double LP project from 1986.
Camille — Fast-paced funk album from 1986.
Late Night Train — Shelved project with Sheena Easton who was contemplating a Rated-R image change at the time.
Crystal Ball — Triple LP that eventually got reduced to double LP Sign o’ the Times for commercial release.
Madhouse: 24 — Jazz fusion album recorded in 1988.
Sheila E.: Untitled 1989 album.
Replica Batsuit — Michael Keaton era design, built to scale, matte purple finish.
Untitled Apollonia house album.
Batdance Project — Remixes and expanded versions featuring Roxette as Catwoman.
The Time: Corporate World — Original version of what eventually became The Time’s Pandemonium album.
Untitled Chaka Khan project.
Rave unto the Joy Fantastic — Different than Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic.
BMX motocross bicycles (4) — Painted purple. Unused.
Flash — Band featuring Margie Cox as lead singer.
Under The Apple Tree — Script for Under The Cherry Moon sequel.
“Take A Bite Of My Apple” — From Under The Apple Tree soundtrack. Sung by Kristen Scott Thomas.
Catsuit — Sexy saxophone slow jam concept album inspired by Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman from Batman Returns.
In Living Color Special — Pre-taped performance for In Living Color featuring Cat Glover on lead vocals. Never aired.
Untitled EP with Kim Basinger, Ween, and Ozzy Osbourne.
Teal — Shelved album/image overhaul created before Prince adopted O(+>) in 1993.
“Teal Snow” — 19-minute extended music video directed by Tim Burton.
Teal Angels — Collection of six bedazzled stage outfits, complete with angel wings, designed for shelved stage show.
Teal backdrop — Eight foot neon light letters T, E, A, and L, with rejection letter from Neon Museum Las Vegas.
The Tora Tora Experience — Tora Tora was a pseudonym Prince used to create some unreleased music in 1994.
Two boxes of correspondence between Prince and Sinead O’Connor — O’Connor’s contributions are mostly lurid cartoons about Saturday Night Live cast members.
The Undertaker — Frequently bootlegged live-in-the-studio performance notable for a Rolling Stones cover.
Bockwinkel — Unreleased hard rock project with Bob Mould.
Morris Day-narrated Koko B. Ware documentary film.
Heart — Acoustic album recorded in 1994.
“Live” — Multiple disc live album set featuring songs recorded on tours between 1987 and 1993: the Sign o’ the Times Tour, the Lovesexy Tour, the Nude Tour, the Diamonds and Pearls Tour, and the Act I and Act II.
The Live Experience — Live album recorded on June 8, 1995 at Glam Slam, Miami Beach, FL, USA to celebrate Prince’s 37th birthday; his second as O(+>).
Custom BMX Motocross Bicycle Racing gloves — All purple, with the O(+>) symbol on each finger.
Pure Energon — Transformers-themed concept album with the Information Society.
New World — Unreleased techno album from 1995.
http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/T.C.-Bear.jpg (http://www.aux.tv/?attachment_id=470807)
T.C. Bear outfit — Built to scale.
The Vault: Volumes I, II, and III — This project is believed to include parts of the Chaos and Disorder and The Vault… Old Friends 4 Sale albums as well as a mysterious third record.
Ingrid Chavez — Four hours of spoken word poetry by Ingrid Chavez set to beatnik jazz.
Prince and Mayte: Happy Tears — Children’s music album. Unreleased, likely due to the death of Prince’s infant son.
The Dawn — Unreleased album from 1997.
Purple Blue — Alt.country EP with The Jayhawks.
PxP — Hardcore project with Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum.
Robin — Concept album dedicated to Robin to coincide with the Batman And Robin film release.
“Mr. Freeze” — Concept maxi-single Batman And Robin/Arnold Schwarzenegger tie-in for a promotion with Dairy Queen.
“It’s Morris Time” — Morris Day and Jason Mewes rap track intended for the Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack. Never released.
P2P — Slow jam project with Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum.
Mayte: Scorpio — Album likely shelved due to Prince and Mayte’s marital issues.
Martika’s Kitchen: The Cookbook — Rough draft of planned co-authored cookbook and album project.
Beautiful Strange — Album from 1998 to accompany the Beautiful Strange television special.
PnP 242 — Industrial project with Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum.
Prince and the Revolution: Roadhouse Garden — Album from 1998 which remains unreleased likely due to Prince feuding with The Revolution over money.
Funk Yr Re Vol Ution: Wendy — Themed funk album dedicated to empowering women.
Funk Yr Re Vol Ution: Lisa — Themed rock album dedicated to empowering women.
PP — Chuck Berry tribute album with Dave Pirner from Soul Asylum.
New Funk Sampling Series — 7CD box set of samples and loops designed to be licensed and royalty free to whoever purchased it.
Crystal Ball 2 — Outtakes to 1998 album Crystal Ball.
Crystal Ball DVD Project — Music videos for Crystal Ball albums.
Crystal Ball 3 — Outtakes to the Crystal Ball 2 album.
Crystal Ball 4 — Outtakes to the Crystal Ball 3 album.
A Celebration — Re-recordings of past hits from 2001.
When 2 R in Love: The Ballads of Prince — A collection of slow jams and romantic ballads.
Neil Young’s Homegrown album.
“Unity 4 The People” — Unreleased charity single with Michael Jackson. Shelved because Prince disapproved of Jackson’s intent to buy the Elephant Man’s bones.
The Hot X-perience — Club tracks featuring Eve.
High — Unreleased album from 2000 with contributions from Angie Stone.
NPG: Peace — Unreleased album from 2001.
Untitled Kevin Smith-directed documentary
S.L.U.T. — Unreleased Carmen Electra project.
Madrid 2 Chicago — Unreleased album from 2001.
In All My Dreams — Unreleased album from 2002.
Last December — Unreleased album from 2002.
Purple Rain 2: The Purpling.
“Minnesota Hockey Hair” — Rejected commission for the Minnesota School Boards Association.
47 pairs of high heel ankle boots — Tagged “For Bata Museum.”
The Very Best of O(+> — Hits record of songs from 1993 to 2000.
Purple — Coffee table book curated by Prince featuring photos of purple outfits.
Bike Helmet — Union Cycliste Internationale-approved competition level Motocross bicycle helmet, painted matte purple with the inscription “2 Fast, 2 Furious” on back in sparkling gold letters.
The Chocolate Invasion — 7CD box set intended for members of the NPG music club.
“Batdance” 20th Anniversary Nike+ Remix For Runners.
David Bowie’s Toy album.
2999: What’s Going On — Climate change party album inspired by Marvin Gaye’s “Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology).”
Nu Revolution In Society — Promotional EP for Tower Records.
3121 film — Purple Rain-style film project featuring Liza Hernandez.
Willy Kanis — Autographed, framed photo with Prince and Willy Kanis, 2004 women’s world BMX Motocross champion from the Netherlands.
Joker — Tribute album to Heath Ledger.
Támar: Milk & Honey — Another shelved protege album project.
“Betrayer” — Unreleased single apparently inspired by Vince Carter’s time as a Toronto Raptor.
Lizzie Grant Started In The Trailer Park Now We Here album.
The L/C — 2011 project featuring Prince and Andy Allo.
“Jupiter Ascending” — Shelved theme song for accompanying movie featuring Mila Kunis on saxophone.
“Jupiter Ascending” — Shelved video for accompanying movie featuring Channing Tatum in character as a breakdancing, space rollerskating werewolf.
“Jupiter Ascending” — Shelved soundtrack to accompany the video game to accompany the Jupiter Ascending film.
Purple Rain 30th Anniversary Deluxe Edition — Remastered and expanded version of Purple Rain.
Joker 2 — A collection of songs written for Jared Leto, including the focus track “Thirsty.”

Joker — Tribute album to Heath Ledger.

http://worldtruth.tv/rhesus-rh-negative-blood-you-may-belong-to-the-nephilim/

http://www.coderag.com/

A Moving Compilation of Guy Fieri Eating Set to Johnny Cash’s Cover of ‘Hurt’ by Nine Inch Nails
http://laughingsquid.com/a-moving-compilation-of-guy-fieri-eating-set-to-johnny-cashs-cover-of-hurt-by-nine-inch-nails/

Web design - the first 100 years
http://idlewords.com/talks/web_design_first_100_years.htm

These are like the opposite of funny.

https://www.facebook.com/Extremely-Fun-Jokes-966347066786969/

These are like the opposite of funny.

https://www.facebook.com/Extremely-Fun-Jokes-966347066786969/

Coverdale probably thinks they're hilarious.

https://66thtake.wordpress.com/2016/06/27/lebron-james-and-the-path-to-power/

Ballers of the world, unite! Overthrow your Akron overlords and seize the means of produnktion!

So dad guy it hurts.

https://www.instagram.com/therealburrmartin/

http://abc7.com/news/thief-breaks-into-indio-ymca-steals-fake-cash-from-toy-register/1515918/

About time rich people got something all to themselves

http://madeofbillions.com/

About time rich people got something all to themselves

http://madeofbillions.com/

Custom Plague to be sent directly to you by post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_in_music#Albums_released

Insane how many great albums were released that year.

Watching the Nuge perform Fred Bear in GR last night.

Watching the Nuge perform Fred Bear in GR last night.

Did he give you blue balls??

http://www.toastercentral.com/

Look at these frickin' sweet vintage toasters.

http://www.toastercentral.com/

Look at these frickin' sweet vintage toasters.

I love toaster porn.

Yeah, me too.

http://i.imgur.com/6Xygmzn.gif

http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedVideo/videos/2084543575019847/

http://www.stereogum.com/1916212/ben-gibbard-announces-album-length-cover-of-teenage-fanclubs-bandwagonesque/news/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=timeline

https://www.etsy.com/listing/226934926/his-business-suction-cup-penis-shaped


take note that this is the smallest of my 3-D penis soaps. I have a picture of one in my hand to give better idea of size. If you want a bigger one then check out the ads for XL or King Dong. They also come with or without a suction cup.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/226934926/his-business-suction-cup-penis-shaped
https://img0.etsystatic.com/112/0/7582907/il_570xN.901324662_qvpk.jpg

What American Malls Looked Like in 1989
http://www.rsvlts.com/2014/08/22/american-mall-1989/#.WG5wmBxL9pg.facebook

http://www.zephoria.org/thoughts/archives/2017/01/10/why-america-is-self-segregating.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/

mmm!

http://www.avclub.com/article/here-are-mathematically-determined-most-hipster-ba-201862?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

No Throat Fuck, whew!

Also, I like a lot of stuff on there. :X

Have heard of a few, but none of the actual music.

Where's the Dad Guy chart?

This kind of day


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaLMkwgem4

^
39:50, man

I saw them at The Palace about 10 days after this was recorded. Was just incredible.

http://callingbullshit.org/index.html

https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=49151113

https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=49151113
Poor guy probably gets peed on constantly.

some flowers for the person with the most unfortunate name.Blessings to you.
- David W. Rixon

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/topshop-clear-knee-mom-jeans/4619337

What the hell is this.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/topshop-clear-knee-mom-jeans/4619337

What the hell is this.
I think those are for ladies Oobs.

http://www.humansaltlick.com/

https://414scarversolutions.wordpress.com/

You might enjoy this, DADZIG
http://thequietus.com/articles/22154-greg-graffin-bad-religion-baker-s-dozen

That was great.

Vice Lords

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2017/04/11/gangster-gets-135-years-revenge-ordered-ak-47-hit-mom-3-kids/100345918/

http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/why-hot-people-arent-worth-dating/

Might check this out

http://www.rollingstone.com/country/news/glen-campbell-to-say-farewell-with-final-album-adios-w476837

https://www.pentestpartners.com/blog/vulnerable-wi-fi-dildo-camera-endoscope-yes-really/

https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/10/these-were-david-bowies-25-favorite-vinyl-records/

http://www.anonews.co/indonesian-toddler-smoke/

https://medium.com/@KeatonPatti/an-unknown-pleasure-the-woman-behind-joy-divisions-famous-album-cover-36a410bd738a

http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/05/19/old-people-recreate-iconic-photos-from-20th-century/

Feel like crackin' open a thousand cold ones with the boys, you guys.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/05/cracking-open-a-cold-one-with-the-boys-meme.html

pshhk

Feel like crackin' open a thousand cold ones with the boys, you guys.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/05/cracking-open-a-cold-one-with-the-boys-meme.html


pshhk

Nice.

http://babalooney.com/

auto-playing jingle warning (also listen to the jingle)

https://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/Oklahoma/Flake-Griffin_3600nj

https://www.ancestry.com/1940-census/usa/Oklahoma/Flake-Griffin_3600nj

LOL, Flake!

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/cca-private-prisons-corrections-corporation-inmates-investigation-bauer/

http://www.oocities.org/tokyo/gulf/Gulf/6122/me_frame.html

"Disclaimer ?2000: All images, songs, movies are copyrights or trademarks of their respective owners. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended. This web site's purpose is to increase the popularity of their existent. Don't hunt, chase, pursue, or sue my @$$!"

http://www.espn.com/page2/s/wiley/040107.html

The "total puke garbage" article. Adding it here so I can find it again in the future.

Thought this was a good read.

Marty Stuart on Country Music's Long History of Popping Pills
http://www.rollingstone.com/country/features/marty-stuart-talks-country-musics-pill-popping-history-w491738

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19769575/what-do-athletes-do-to-pee-games

http://www.theonion.com/article/nba-hangtime-announcer-remembers-calling-scottie-p-56413?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing