I might be the last guy on earth that doesn't own an MP3 player, an iPod or a DVR.

I do have running water, however.

(Okay, I moved this to a new schtick thread, a place to admit things that some people might find embarrassing, but you don't) -Glenn

I might be the last guy on earth that doesn't own an MP3 player, an iPod or a DVR.

I do have running water, however.

Glenn's not lying.

He sends his posts in via carrier pigeon and we transcribe them for him.

Here's the technical standard that Glenn complies with:

http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html

I'm not ashamed to admit...

...that I used to love the song "Rubber Ducky" by Ernie

...that I like Neil Diamond

...that I used to like Def Leppard (pre-Hysteria, specifically On Through the Night | High 'n' Dry | Pyromania)

...that I'm an MSU alum, but a U of M fan

I'm not ashamed to admit...

...that I like Neil Diamond

Glen tried out for a role in Saving Silverman BTW...

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Saving_Silverman/2001_saving_silverman_011.jpg

I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't know what Saving Silverman is.

It was a comical movie. Not the type I'd purchase, but pretty funny.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd like to bang my buddy Paul the Plumber's wife.

Not ashamed to admit: I'm still just as much in love with my wife as when we first started going out.

I might be the last guy on earth that doesn't own an MP3 player, an iPod or a DVR.

I dont have any of those either.

Im finally not ashamed to admit that Im a Cubs fan.

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a webbed toe.

...I do about half of the laundry and dishes at home.

I change diapers, too.

Not ashamed to admit: I'm still just as much in love with my wife as when we first started going out.

I'm not ashamed to admit that quotes like that make me hurl. Bullshit.

I'm not ashamed to admit that, judging from my Netflix ratings, I rank cartoons higher than movies.

...I check MySpace daily, sometimes several times a day.

Frankly, I'm not ashamed to admit much of anything. I just admit in small doses so I don't gross anyone out.


I'm not ashamed to admit that quotes like that make me hurl. Bullshit.

You're just jealous.

This thread has sort of a soul cleansing feel to it.

Sorta like going to a confessional (I imagine).

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a webbed toe.
You too?


And I'm being completely honest here. Between the two toes right next to my big toe on both feet.

I used to have webbed feet, Then my wife told me about bathing.

I'm not ashamed to admit I think that if used in the proper system, and with a patient head coach, Larry Hughes could be a decent, 3rd PG on a bad NBA team someday.

I know thats a stretch, but hey, I'm feeling giddy!

I'm not ashamed to admit I think that if used in the proper system, and with a patient head coach, Larry Hughes could be a decent, 3rd PG on a bad NBA team someday.

I know thats a stretch, but hey, I'm feeling giddy!

I'm not ashamed to admit that Ledezma caused me to think about Larry Hughes for the first time in my life. And, probably the last time as well.

You too?


And I'm being completely honest here. Between the two toes right next to my big toe on both feet.


My mom always told me when I was little that it was because I was a genius, but I'm humble, I knew I was a complete retard.

...I haven't mowed my lawn in over 2 months.

I am not ONE bit ashamed to admit that I'd like to engage in an all out fuckfest with Ann Coulter (and HipDigIt will kill me for saying this). I think she would be one nasty bitch in the sack.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Ann_Coulter_AC.jpg

http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg

I'm thinking she likes it from behind while having all that nice, long blonde hair YANKED, and her bootay SPANKED

http://www.rawilson.com/images/coulter.jpg

Chicks with Adam's apples ain't chicks.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

That's definitely a guy.

Which means this topic touches closer to home for Zip then most of us were probably aware.

I am not ashamed to admit that even though she has an obnoxious voice and is a heavy smoker, I would probably tap Rachael Ray if given the green light

Harry Potter.
The Shins.
Used to be an "All he needs is a chance" guy for Joey Strawberries.


That's all for now.

If you think Ann Coutler is a guy, fine. That means she's all mine.
Then again, this is coming from the same people who thought a couple hot chicks from the threesome thread were guys.
I think there is some serious homoerotica in this message forum.
How many of you guys were enthralled with "Oz" on HBO?

Harry Potter.
The Shins.
Used to be an "All he needs is a chance" guy for Joey Strawberries.


That's all for now.

I have no idea what this means.

When I'm watching porn I hate watching blowjobs.

That I just took a plunger-worthy dump in the office john.

That right now I'm wearing a pair of Glenn's lace panties.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been wondering where those went.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/luvtobemom/0900631b80b37b1bM.jpg

^ stole 'em from bukdow's

What's worse?

1) Glenn having lace panties
2) Giffman stealing them and wearing them
3) Glenn being so careless he loses track of his "underwear"

I'll hang up and listen.

We're not here to judge each other in this thread, Chris.

Free your mind.

I didn't. I asked other's to judge. Also, it was retorical and not meant to be answered at all. Also, I'm leaving now before I get a mental picture of Giffman.

Lace is for fags, you need to start wearing pleather.

Disappointed in you Glenn.

I didn't. I asked other's to judge. Also, it was retorical and not meant to be answered at all. Also, I'm leaving now before I get a mental picture of Giffman.

I can e-mail you a real one if you'd like, sweet cheeks . . . .

No thanks. It's always more fun to let the mind wander rather than getting directions. And when I say fun, I mean scary.

I'm not ashamed to admit I kind of like pleather sometimes

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/450889590_d873a40236.jpg

and being a bootlick, I imagine.

and being a bootlick, I imagine.

Why yes, yes I do, especially if it's those boots and that ass.

I am a huge fan of the Andrew Dice Clay film "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane". In fact, I am a Diceman fan. :X

Your feelings on Kyle Troy?

Currently listening to: "I'm gonna be the one, girl".

You just made it a cogently great day for me, Glenn.

and BTW I hear cats fuck with more rhythym.

You ever see "Stone Cold" with Brian Bosworth? I love that movie too.

I'm not ashamed to admit that WTF Mich's ability to go without sleep seemingly for weeks on end is something I marvel at.

I'm scared of/hate snakes. I saw a video where a python ate a monkey...

I just took a piss while eating a chicken sandwich.

I think women are better than men. Reason: I've seen a man take a sandwich into the bathroom with him. Never seen a woman do that.

A sandwich?
I have a microwave, a stove, and a fridge in my bathroom.

I haven't seen my wife and kids since 1998.

I think women are better than men. Reason: I've seen a man take a sandwich into the bathroom with him. Never seen a woman do that.

you'd think they would, as they're in there all day talking on the phone, doing their hair, or doing their makeup so they can make arrangements and look good because they're banging another dude behind your back.

that's another pet peeve of mine, chicks who use the bathroom to talk on the phone.

I haven't seen my wife and kids since 1998.

any idea of where they might be?

They're still here. Someone is paying the electric bill, and shoving some toilet paper in here every couple days.

...do you use your garage? I may need it to, um, stay in for a couple days or so.

The garage? I put some tools in there back in 'ought six, but other than that, it's free.

hope you don't mind if I hide a body or two in there as well. I just, you know, need to find a better place to put them.

My back yard works just fine for that.

Excellent.

Boy I gotta thank you Zip, I don't know why the old lady won't let me keep the green sons of bitches in the freezer.

Women just don't understand men.
All they live for is three kids and a mini van. Once they have that, you are about as useful to them as, well, a husband.

I try to be a good husband and fuck her sister while she's sleeping, and I get thrown out for it...you're telling me, man.

The reason you get thrown out is, of course, because you bang her sister behind her back. Now, if you would just TELL her you have no desire to remain faithful (whatever the fuck that means), then she could handle it.

I see...she would take me back if I just stopped having anal with her sister?

You're not getting it, Karl. You don't have to stop, you just have to be honest about how much better her sister is in bed and that you're going to keep getting with her sister long after you're back together. She'll be happy with your honesty and immediately blow you.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have 2 Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) song's on my iPod

Check that, I have only 1 Hannah Montana song.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have 2 Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana) song's on my iPod

I think she's ashamed to admit she's Billy Ray's daughter, lol.

I think she's ashamed to admit she's Billy Ray's daughter, lol.


lol wouldn't doubt that for a second

I have a friend with young children who have the Disney channel, LOVE her show, watch it in English and sometimes have me watch the show with them when I'm at their house to help explain things. He actually plays her father on the show. It creeps me out. Maybe I should be posting this on the "I'm ashamed..." thread.

Hannah Montana is one of those shows that grasps your attention no matter your age or gender...

That's OK, it sounds as if you're young enough to want to bang her.

That's OK, it sounds as if you're young enough to want to bang her.

While I haven't reached drinking age yet, if I were to bang Hannah Montana, it would still be statutory rape...

Only if she tells.

I'm not ashamed to say that Sage Steele on FirstTake is actually pretty hott...I'd do it

http://www.theartofdylan.com/sage.jpg

http://www.theartofdylan.com/sage.jpg


well she looks better on tv...but yeah..shes fine

She looks like she's got a little Stacey Dash in her.

I wish Stacey Dash had a little of me in her.

That my father in law died about 4 or 5 weeks ago and my wife makes coin so I'm hanging around the house more to help my mother in law (who stays with us often) cuz I can do that since I'm my boss, AND SHE IS DRIVING ME NUTZ.

AND SHE IS DRIVING ME NUTZ <----the On topic part.

I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I find the way Canadians talk to be annoying as hell.
In fact, Canadians in general irritate the hell out of me. It's getting to be about time to go up there and kick them out of Canada and just take it over.

Was doing some repair work at a VFW... had to take a dump... which caused a ladies bridge party to terminate.
Next day there was a memo informing "all hired help to use the restrooms in the back".
Can I get a Hell Yeah?!?

no

jk

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/9d/StoneColdSkullBeer.jpg

Was doing some repair work at a VFW... had to take a dump... which caused a ladies bridge party to terminate.
Next day there was a memo informing "all hired help to use the restrooms in the back".
Can I get a Hell Yeah?!?

http://www.shittystories.com/humor_6377.jpg

I have to take a shit.

I think the kids call this phenomenon "TMI"

I have webbed toes.

Do you have a job?

(other than delivering the mail and fighting, that is)

Yes or no answer is fine.

Yes, I am the best damn WTFDetroit poster of all time. I take pride in that.

I'd tell you what I really do, but I figure it'd be more fun if we did it like the TV show Martin where they didn't know what Tommy did for a living and just speculated.

Yes, I am the best damn WTFDetroit poster of all time. I take pride in that.


You are very talented, no doubt.

Hopefully, that pays the bills.

Also, I already know what you do.

You are the one that watches "Martin".

That was a good show.

Hmm, things you did not need to know...I have the ass of a woman.

I once had this crazy dream where I was a female and I was giving birth. I figured it was a sign of sorts telling me that I really need to respect women more.

then I was like, "lol"

Hmm, things you did not need to know...I have the ass of a woman.


What are you going to do with it?

Maybe this thread should be called "Thursday, November 15 Chat"

I am wearing a g-string right now.

I guess in a way this topic can be used as an outlet to get anything you need to get off your chest, to tell your boyz your deepest, darkest secrets or something.

WTF CONFESSIONAL

There we go. Change the thread title!

What are you going to do with it?

How much you willing to pay?

Thanks Glenn.


I'm gay.

This sort of seems like a therapy session, as well.

noththatiwouldknowanythingaboutgoingtotherapyum:an xious:

Therapist = the rapist.


What is the difference between this and my "I'm ashamed to admit" thread? Well, I guess not all secrets are bad...

I guess this thread can be used for things you admit that you really don't care about, instead of being ashamed or not.

I actually am comfortable in Wrangler.

http://www.stampede.bc.ca/Wrangler_Jeans.jpg

B-B-B-Baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothing yet

Honk if this has ever happened to you too:

http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0359.jpg

Anybody else get boners constantly in school during class?

Yup. To this day.

Seriously, and my (female) teachers weren't even hot. Yet I'd still fantasize about fucking them.

I know. Never had a hot teacher myself.
Well, maybe I can still bang some of my kids' teachers. Lots of hot ones there.

The closest I came to ever having a "hot" teacher was my English teacher in like my freshman year of HS. She had a huge ass and I sat at the back of the class! That was awesome.

http://www.sebododisco.com.br/imagens/31923.jpg

We really need more people to post here. I PROMISE you all none of this will leave here.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/54/29/22762954.jpg

I had an hot professor in college, she was 35 and hot looking and would throw out sometimes a line or two that she was insane in her college days. We talked all the time, not just about History but about everything. We would even hang out. The last time I saw her she hugged me so damn close and rubbed my back so much I started getting wood and had to pull away.

This is somewhere between a confession and telling you all one of the biggest regrets in my life (that being pulling away and not moving closer).

I had precisely one teacher who could be construed as "hot" -- looked like Rudi Bakhtiar.

Now this could be going somewhere.

I have webbed toes.
Me too, actually.

I waited an extra day to make it official with the girl I'm now seeing so I could go to a party with a bunch of my friends and tried to get some random girl one last time.

Almost worked too, had the girl going home with me and everything until two random guys jacked a girl in the face at out in front of the party house then jumped my buddy when he tried to stick up for her. It turned into a long night with no happy ending :(

I showed up to this one long after the fun was had.

I waited an extra day to make it official with the girl I'm now seeing so I could go to a party with a bunch of my friends and tried to get some random girl one last time.

Almost worked too, had the girl going home with me and everything until two random guys jacked a girl in the face at out in front of the party house then jumped my buddy when he tried to stick up for her. It turned into a long night with no happy ending :(


Make WHAT official?
Dude, you really need a break from women.

I had an hot professor in college, she was 35 and hot looking and would throw out sometimes a line or two that she was insane in her college days. We talked all the time, not just about History but about everything. We would even hang out. The last time I saw her she hugged me so damn close and rubbed my back so much I started getting wood and had to pull away.

This is somewhere between a confession and telling you all one of the biggest regrets in my life (that being pulling away and not moving closer).

That is fucking A regrettable! Here's the thing: Women who "hang out" with you when they are an older anything (teacher, cop, nun, axe murderer) want to fuck the sheet out of you. I spent my developmental years (17-25) banging older chicks. They don't play around. If an older chick gives you even a sniff, her pussy is already wet.

Almost worked too, had the girl going home with me and everything until two random guys jacked a girl in the face at out in front of the party house then jumped my buddy when he tried to stick up for her. It turned into a long night with no happy ending :(

He got gang raped didn't he?

I have webbed fingers. No shit. My fingers look really long unless you see them spread out, and then I look like the fuckin' creature from the black lagoon. Pretty much killed my music career.

http://www.swapsale.com/Creature_From_Black_Lagoon_3.jpg

"Don't be afraid! I'm only here to explain quantum physics to you all!"

That is fucking A regrettable! Here's the thing: Women who "hang out" with you when they are an older anything (teacher, cop, nun, axe murderer) want to fuck the sheet out of you. I spent my developmental years (17-25) banging older chicks. They don't play around. If an older chick gives you even a sniff, her pussy is already wet.

I wince in pain every time I think about this. I was 20 year old moron. I just couldn't believe I had a shot and didn't make a move. Obviously if I knew then what I know now I'd have been all over it.

Shit, if you don't want her then I'll have her.

...Fuck, I just realized this was 15 years ago!

14 actually. I think I was 21 at the time. But yeah, 14 years of regret and counting....

14 actually. I think I was 21 at the time. But yeah, 14 years of regret and counting....

Just don't let it happen again.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/fondue_graduate_wideweb__430x396.jpg

He got gang raped didn't he?
They didn't even stick around to make him "finish".

Haha.

Rape is not a laughing matter.


/End

I have to take a shit.

Probably the best thread starter ever. Look how the thread has grown too.

Not my best teacher story cuz I'm just not gonna post it, but I have a funny one. 9th grade, taking a hardcore standardized test. While thinking about a really tough question I was staring into space, and space happened to be straight ahead. My teacher, who any straight guy wanted to bang, apparantly walked right in front of me and bent over while wearing a skirt. As she stood up she noticed me staring at her ass, but I was so deep in thought I didn't even realize I was staring at her ass which she had put right in front of my eyes. She pulled me into the hallway and we argued. Really I was mad too because I WISH I knew I was staring at her ass, at least it would have been worth it. Anyway, another shitty story in my sad life. (no I never hit that and I don't even have a good mental image of the booty)

:emo kid:

The only significantly older woman I've ever been with was 12 years older than me. She's a scientist, not a teacher, but did possess the hot body and sex drive that is necessary for this thread, and was a decent enough person to talk with. She was also an hour away from where I lived, separated from her husband (he changed his mind after marriage and wanted kids, but she didn't), and shit was weird as a consequence. It didn't last more than a couple months, but it was a pretty fun summer.

I walk around regularly with my fly undone.

I walk around regularly with my fly undone.
President Lyndon Johnson (the asshole who got us into Viet Nam) used to have his secretary send in reporters to interview him whilst he was taking a shit in the Oval Office bathroom. It was apparently a strategy to make the reporters feel worthless in his presence.

The Oval Office bathroom -is- the ultimate confessional, after all.

I've been on here posting all morning while my girlfriend has been laying in my bed. Is there something wrong with me?

(Yes, I posted this in the other ashamed thread as well)

Is she naked?

Is she awake?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Is she awake?

Is she even alive?

Is she his mom?

She's wearing just a shirt, watching some fashion tv show.

Is she his mom?
Ouch.

She's wearing just a shirt, watching some fashion tv show.


Pics or it didn't happen.

Fuck this, I'm getting in bed. Someday there will be pics for you guys, no worries!

I don't get off on pics, I want a video.

Try putting your cock on her forehead.

Try putting your cock on her forehead.
aaaaaaaaahahahahaha this post THIS POST

Zekyl must be sexxing her. In the ass.

Its ok, I'm back, any questions?

Yes.

Anal?

AND!!! pics?

No anal. No pics of that day. I'll work on those for you though. Just for you, Karl.

I don't burp.

Ever.

I burp, often

Burping is manly.

I hate farting.

...bukdow>Glenn.

I used "tenuous, at best" in a paper I'm writing, and I cited WTFDetroit.com.

What's your paper about, and in what context is "tenuous at best" used?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm functionally illiterate.

The paper is on Beethoven. I was referring to my connection to contents of the paper IIRC.

http://www.timeout.com/film/img/dvd/57126/cover.w200.jpg

Movie was aight, all the sequels were dumb though.

That I just paid $28.95 to have my oil changed, because I don't know how to do it myself.

I do that too, and I do know how to do it. It is nice for the dealership to have to have a record of repairs for warranty situations.

I pay, because even though I know how to do it, I don't have a pit or hoist where I can conveniently get underneath.

I had a dream last night where I was in jail for 30 days and I shared a cell with Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Vedder, and Jim Morrison and somehow I ended up getting my balls massaged by some hot girl's feet.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I park my car over the sewer and let the oil drain into it when I change the stuff in my car.

Zip, gots to ax you dis: how are you tenuously connected to Michigan State when you have 4 degrees from there?

I had a dream last night where I was in jail for 30 days and I shared a cell with Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Vedder, and Jim Morrison and somehow I ended up getting my balls massaged by some hot girl's feet.
The hot girl is a Plaster Caster.
Prepare to be immortalized!

I'm not ashamed to admit that I park my car over the sewer and let the oil drain into it when I change the stuff in my car.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I took a shit in the flush tank of Zip's toilet. Also known as "upper decking" or "backloading."

I'm not ashamed to admit that I will be growing a mustache during the month of March for charity, and if I can get at least one other WTF poster to participate, I will post hilariously humiliating pics of myself.

I don't do mustaches. I do goatees.

I don't do mustaches. I do goatees.
One day everyone is going to look back on the goatee with exactly the same embarrassed humor that we currently save for the mullet. The mustache, however, is timeless.

Keep telling yourself that.

http://www.channel4.com/more4/media/images/documentaries/R/russia/gallery2/stalin_384x350.jpg

Commy.

Mustaches are soooo white trash Walmart Wolverine. Personally I prefer to have no facial hair, like a pussy Michigan State man.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I will be growing a mustache during the month of March for charity, and if I can get at least one other WTF poster to participate, I will post hilariously humiliating pics of myself.

Come on guys, we'll do it for Make-a-Wish or something. It will be hilarious.

Sorry, I just hate mustaches. If you asked me to shave my ass hair for charity, I just might be stupid enough to do it.

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BXqb6IwP-5c

http://www.trhonline.com/nosferatu.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/republican_debates0515/rudy_giuliani0515.jpg

I'm not ashamed to admit that I look like a muppet without a mustache.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I look like a muppet without a mustache.

So is it safe to assume that you still look like a muppet but with a stache?

:)

Nice one.

So is it safe to assume that you still look like a muppet but with a stache?
It's not easy... being green.

So I take it you prefer to have facial hair, Mxy? If so, good to see I'm not the only one.

It's not easy... being green.

Al Gore loves you. :)

Al Gore loves you. :)
Tahoe's 3992 posts (so far) make me "want to kill a kitten".

He's at magic 4000 right now. Congrats Tahoe!

I may be going to Walmart later today.

Hey, shit there is cheap.

I visit Cute Overload (http://cuteoverload.com/) every day.

I ate the hottest wings I've ever eaten and took a shit today.

What I'm not ashamed to admit: I like the smell of my own crap.

I don't, never have, and never will play X-Box type games. Don;t own home video games. Not even (especially for) my kids.
I let my children watch ONE hour of television. Only on the weekends. We own ONE tv, a 27 inch POS model, and it's in the basement.
NO TV in the bedrooms, none upstairs, and my family and I read books and play board games several times a week. We T-A-L-K.
How's that working out for ya, Zip"
I have a daughter who graduated college in 4.5 years.
My 18 year old works two jobs and goes to school.
My thirteen year old is A FUCKING LOT OF TROUBLE OKAY?!
All three play two musical instruments, and my youngest is on the school swim team.
AND: I'm not a grandfather, and graduated TWO pretty attractive daughters without them dating in high school.

FUCK POP CULTURE! AND FUCK ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE POP CULTURE!

Sounds like you got what every family should be but unfortunately isn't nowadays. Seriously more power to you, I can only hope my kid turns out to be as diligent in school and gets a job.

I'm not ashamed to admit that as much as I'd like my kid to learn some musical instruments as well, if that basterd just wants to bang on the piano in the house it will not be the instrument.

If EVERY guy was smart enough to wait until they were thirty to get married and have kids, this world would be a much better place.
I of course, did not. My kids have so far kept themselves out of jail by being who THEY are. But I have always been there to talk to them, and if that didn't work, lop off a finger or two.

I'm having a hard time thinking that your kids are better off after talking to you. :)

My main advice to my kids has always been: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOU. GET ME A FUCKING BEER"
I'm not one of these "new age" fathers. You don't explain things to kids like you're some sort of Michael Gross "Family Matters" sub-man who needs to douche every morning.
Kids are fucking stupid. Tell them what to do, and if they don't do it, kick their asses. If they don't like that, they can go out and get a job.

LOL

So true. That's how it worked in my family and I turned out pretty well. Never been arrested (a few times due to a good running ability, but that was just childish shit all high schoolers do when they live in farm country), graduated valedictorian, have a 3.9 in college, all because my parents weren't afraid to tell me what to do and then expect me to just go fucking do it without being a little bitch.

show off

No, just smart enough to take the easiest classes possible. Fuck engineering, screw medical, go away law, I'm taking business classes.

I went to the School of Hard Knocks.

I went to the School of Hard Knocks.

The tough streets of Melvindale.

HEY! I was BORN in Detroit and lived there almost my whole life! Almost all ** years!

The smelly streets of Melvindale.

What a boring ass city that is.

But you never know if it's going to smell like gas, or rubber, or coal, or paint thinner. You never know if a mysterious green cloud from Ecorse or River Rouge is going to peel the paint off your house and give you emphysema. It's all about surprises in Melvindale.

I only went to school there! I don't care about Melvindale! I'm like Glenn, damnit.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my ex-girlfriend stopped by today because she still wanted to give me my christmas present. She gave me a case of Strong Bow (my favorite beer) and Guitar Hero 3. Then she kept my mind off the basketball game for the next few hours.

By blowing you?

She made him paint her toenails.

Hey Zekyl, if you ended up fucking your ex, it's OK. All you have to do is tell your ex girlfriend this:

"I fucked her. I make love to you. And if you gonna let a fuck come between our love, there's something really wrong happening here, baby."

That I have never watched, nor even seen a clip of 90210.

That I don't need a blowjob from my ex girlfriend to keep my mind off basketball.

I'd rather spend my time trying to give myself a blowjob than watch college basketball.

I enjoy when there's stuff about Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster on TV.

That I have never watched, nor even seen a clip of 90210.
When it first came out I was all like, "YEAH! SHANNEN DOHERTY IS HOT!" because I was like 15. But then someone pointed out that her skull is totally fucked up, with one eye dramatically off center from the other, and now I can't look at her without thinking she's some kind of freak monstrosity who is completely unfuckable (except by hillbillies).
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/Shannen_Doherty.jpg

And Zip Goshboots.

Valerie Malone.


and I wouldn't mind a go with Brandon!

Come on Zip, don't get down on yourself like that.

Look at the black lines on this image. They are at perfect 90 degree angles to each other. You can't tell me something isn't desperately wrong here.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/dohertyface.png

Swami, unless Zip is a skullfucker I don't think this would be an issue with him.

And I don't care if a chick that good looking has lines on her face.

Dude her left eye is like a full inch higher than her right eye.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x147/dspiewak/shannen_doherty_150c.jpg

This thread is seriously fucking me up.

I don't recommend that anyone smoke weed and then stare at pictures of Shannen Doherty. It can really give you the heebie jeebies.

What about smoking weed and getting on the highway?

I'm eagerly anticipating the "I Love New York 2" reunion show.

Wait, one of those pictures HAS to be reversed, based on her eyes.

I sometimes watch Smithsonian channel HD.

Wait, one of those pictures HAS to be reversed, based on her eyes.
That happens a lot in portrait photography. They know we'll recognize the person regardless of whether or not the pic is flipped on a vertical axis, so they feel free to flip based on aesthetics. Now what they need is someone to photoshop that one crazy eye down an inch and she'll be all set!

That I gave out estimates close to 10g today. Started some of it...won't get all of it. Helluva storm.

That every time the wife goes on vacay or something, the house just slowing goes to hell, along with my diet.

Tahoe, too much xbox. You gotta take care of yourself, man.

Tahoe's not afraid to admit that his wife goes on vacation without him.

LOL, I was about to say.

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Raw when he talked about the dude's wife going on vacation to the Bahamas and getting fucked by Dexter.

Had to work. Its so much easier getting the time to go on vacay when you are an employee. Working for yourself sucks sometimes.

Indeed. Everyone being your boss also sucks.

Indeed. Everyone being your boss also sucks.


I agree with Fool.

That I miss Big Swami.

:emo kid:


(No homo)

Where'd he go?

He said in a recent post that he's been traveling on business.

What kind of business?

Bidnez.

Oh, you know, a little drive down to Columbia and back...