^ I'm right there with ya. Cuttin back on the carbs always helps me. My between meal snacks consist of carrots or cauliflower w/ a lil Ranch or peanuts, grapes, bananas. Carbs aren't bad, just no processed carbs.

Gone are Ritz, Triscuits, potato chips,

I watched Selena the other night.

I watched Selena the other night.

This, friends, is exactly what this thread is all about.

This looks like a shameless attempt to follow LDB, but its true that this Selena song is on my IPOD, and I've listened to it.

Selena - Dreaming of you

W9_X0zx-W6k

I may like that song.......

I confess that I have never heard a Selena song.

isLS5MeObNc

I feel so gay.

I confess that I have never heard a Selena song.

WTF translation: I have listened to Selena a total of 0 times.

^nice cross-thread promotion

Hottest dead chick ever?

Perhaps we should do a Tournament.

A toownamint?

I'm friggin' depressed.

Fan club Presidents can be real dicks.

^ I know I don't trust mine

I was too lazy to run upstairs, so I just urinated into the laundry tub in the basement.

Not to lazy to log onto WTF, though.

I have recently added the Smithsonian and Le Monde to my online magazine reading list.

I LOVE E-HARMONY COMMERCIALS

I had to buy a new stove today. We had one of those fancy Amana stoves with the fancy cooktop where the burners are under some sort of material.

I broke it because I was yelling at one of the kids (as usual) and pounded the cooktop for emphasis during a session of going crazy because I have hot sauce stains all over the kitchen cupboards because they dedided to duke it out with competing brands (Louisiana Hot Sauce Vs Red Devil). Funny how kids do something like that, forget to clean it up, and then wonder why a guy goes berzerk when his new maple cabinets are permanently painted red (in blotches, not even completely for a new color effect) with hot sauce. Fortunately, one of the kids got an eyeful of the stuff, so they won't be doing that again. I washed it out with clorox, telling her that we had to bleach it so her eye wouldn't become permanently red. We'll see how that goes over when the patch comes off.

Anyway, as I'm pounding on the cooktop for emphasis (as previously stated), the thing breaks. I had no idea that it was fucking GLASS! So it was either 650.00 for a new piece of fucking glass that I'll break again in two weeks when they decide to have a fight with spray paint in the kithcen, or get a new stove at Sears for 526.00 (less 5% for opening up a Sears charge--60 days same as caysh AND $75.00 rebate). Shit man, I knew when that glass broke it was gonna be a $500.00 repair. Them fucking kids, I should have just made them buy the stove. OH, and it would take 30 fucking days to get a new piece of glass in.

You KNOW the moral of this story, I don't even have to say it.

You KNOW the moral of this story, I don't even have to say it. Have more sex in the kitchen. Got it.

^^^I hope you end up with 12 kids.

I hate our glass cooktop. fucking thing won't come clean with a sand blaster. not to mention the damn thing takes a week to cool down after you use it. I wish we had a gas stove.

Can you come over and punch ours? It's under warranty (thought I'm not sure collateral damage from hot sauce fights are covered).

The problem with that is they'll just replace the glass. Same old stove, though. What I can do is get drunk and drive my car into your kitchen, completely destroying it. But, seeing as my kids wouldn't be there, there'd be absolutely NO reason to be pissed off at you or your stove.

In other words, prolly not. BUT I will take you up on any offers for a free place to crash for awhile when I finally decide to clean out my bansk accounts and desert my kids.

The problem with that is they'll just replace the glass. Same old stove, though. What I can do is get drunk and drive my car into your kitchen, completely destroying it. But, seeing as my kids wouldn't be there, there'd be absolutely NO reason to be pissed off at you or your stove.
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This was definitely lol-worthy.

Even drunk I'm not sure how you'd get your car into our 2nd story kitchen. Thanks for the offer though.

If you don't think Zip is creative enough to get his car into your second floor kitchen then you're wrong and have learned nothing.

Never underestimate a Goshboots.

Really, Motwon. Second floor? Where's the elevator?

Even drunk I'm not sure how you'd get your car into our 2nd story kitchen. Thanks for the offer though.

There's something snobby about this post.

There's something snobby about this post.

Exactly. Like a fucking dumpster on the roof of some burned out Chinese Restaurant on Colfax Avenue is almost the Dakota.

Really, Motwon. Second floor? Where's the elevator?

Apparently I overestimated a Goshboots.

The fuck you did.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/2196923030_37000f6ed3.jpg?v=0

Exactly. Like a fucking dumpster on the roof of some burned out Chinese Restaurant on Colfax Avenue is almost the Dakota.

Was it necessary for him to point out that his kitchen was on the 2nd floor?

I just hate it when people try to kill the Goshboots fun with their snobbiness.

Here's my latest work, asswipe:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L0ZIyQM880w/ST9IBhVovtI/AAAAAAAABi4/9qKQNiJuPT4/s320/car-crashes-into-house-roof.jpg

Was it necessary for him to point out that his kitchen was on the 2nd floor?

I just hate it when people try to kill the Goshboots fun with their snobbiness.

Y'know, a guy gets a job as the Junior Assistant Potato Salad Chef at the local Piggly Wiggly, scrapes enough money together to get a 250 square foot flat on skid row, and he REALLY thinks he is the king of No Laughterville. Prolly thinks it's time to get serious and buy a car down at the "Buy Here-and We Disappear Thrifty Value" car lot (a mini van???) and then he can even stop drinking Old Style and go for Natural Busch Light.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_nyB2OeEAzKU/SQ-9iBdG0QI/AAAAAAAABfk/nK29a6EWJ1E/dinner-jacket-trend-mens%5B7%5D.jpg

Hey Chris, do you have a great big pool in your backyard? Or is that on the third floor?

The Third floor is the Butler's Quarters.

The Third floor is the Butler's Quarters.

dammmit, you've been in my house?

relax already. I just wanted to see if you were up to the challenge or if you'd tell me to forget it.

I'll never doubt you again.

You'll be lucky if I don't telepathically destroy your house the next time I'm concentrating while on the shitter.

I don't mind Hubie Brown.

I'm too lazy to figure out which seal in my washing machine is leaking, so I just turn off the water feed to it when I'm not running it.

Threatening my dog helps me feel better about myself.

I sometimes find myself looking for secret white text when I'm elsewhere on the internets.

I enjoy it when my dog jumps up on house guests. The look of fear in their eyes perfectly matches the look of joy in his.

I don't care for big dogs... had a bad experience with a German Shepherd nipping my ear when I was ~7 years old. I've grown to be 'ok' with them, but I couldn't imagine myself living with one.

Wow.

Wow.

...

Wow.

I enjoy when my 100 pound dog growls at the ADT man trying to sell me security systems for the 10th time.

I don't care for big dogs... had a bad experience with a German Shepherd nipping my ear when I was ~7 years old. I've grown to be 'ok' with them, but I couldn't imagine myself living with one.

German Shepherds are high-energy working dogs, and there are a lot of people who have them but don't need to have them and don't know what to do with them. They need a job in order to behave themselves. Sorry you got caught on the wrong side of that.

I just think that for some reason people have fears of big dogs that are not really warranted, especially when the breed is one of those "marshmallow" breeds like rottweilers, great danes, mastiffs, coonhounds, etc. Rule of thumb: if you see jowls, that dog is usually completely safe.

I was once crossing the street with my black Labrador in Chicago and this very pregnant Indian woman who was walking on the other side of the street turned and started running away. Running! You could give this dog a rawhide stuffed with Slim Jims and the worst he would do is lick it.

Yeah, I have a yellow lab. He'll growl at people he doesn't like, but unless you are a suspicious character he'll lay down for a belly rub in about 5 seconds.

German Shepherds are high-energy working dogs, and there are a lot of people who have them but don't need to have them and don't know what to do with them. They need a job in order to behave themselves. Sorry you got caught on the wrong side of that.

I just think that for some reason people have fears of big dogs that are not really warranted, especially when the breed is one of those "marshmallow" breeds like rottweilers, great danes, mastiffs, coonhounds, etc. Rule of thumb: if you see jowls, that dog is usually completely safe.

I was once crossing the street with my black Labrador in Chicago and this very pregnant Indian woman who was walking on the other side of the street turned and started running away. Running! You could give this dog a rawhide stuffed with Slim Jims and the worst he would do is lick it.

The biggest fear I have of big dogs is falling into a pile of their shit and never being found again. Holy fuck do I NOT want to have to clean up after them things. I know I'm going against the grain here, but I don't see the need for a dog any bigger than one that takes about as much out of my weekly budget as free intranets porn. Sometimes when I decide it's time to feed the kids and I go to the grocery store, I'm amazed at the people who load up one whole basket with pet food. And then there are the vet bills, the doggy day-care bills (which every dog owner should have to Fido doesn't have to go nine hours in between relieving sessions), the pet kennel bills for vacations (I'd rather be in a hotel and listen to people fucking than listen to their dumbass dog barking)--and, of course, the occassional eating of a neighborhood kid by your basic, used-to-be-friendly, harmless pit bull or rottweiler. And I'm not the most considerate guy, but even I know it's kind of rude to leave a dog outside 24/7 barking at flowers and leaves on trees.

German Shepherds are high-energy working dogs, and there are a lot of people who have them but don't need to have them and don't know what to do with them. They need a job in order to behave themselves. Sorry you got caught on the wrong side of that.
It's not a big deal these days. My best friend in high school had German Shepherds, and I got over the serious fear long ago.

It's funny that you mention the thing about a job (and by funny I mean "dead on accurate"). The German Shepherd who nipped at me was a police dog reject rescued by a neighbor cop. The cop wasn't around as much as he should've been because he was working long hours and a lot of OT. The dog occasionally got loose and just wanted to play.

The biggest fear I have of big dogs is falling into a pile of their shit and never being found again. Holy fuck do I NOT want to have to clean up after them things. I know I'm going against the grain here, but I don't see the need for a dog any bigger than one that takes about as much out of my weekly budget as free intranets porn. Sometimes when I decide it's time to feed the kids and I go to the grocery store, I'm amazed at the people who load up one whole basket with pet food. And then there are the vet bills, the doggy day-care bills (which every dog owner should have to Fido doesn't have to go nine hours in between relieving sessions), the pet kennel bills for vacations (I'd rather be in a hotel and listen to people fucking than listen to their dumbass dog barking)--and, of course, the occassional eating of a neighborhood kid by your basic, used-to-be-friendly, harmless pit bull or rottweiler. And I'm not the most considerate guy, but even I know it's kind of rude to leave a dog outside 24/7 barking at flowers and leaves on trees.

You forget the reasoning for how I came to own an APBT... the owner of the bitch who had the litter was getting rid of them first come first serve. She preferred that they not go to people who planned to fight them, but ultimately didn't care. She was also giving them away for free because of a housing situation that had recently happened, and they were only 3 weeks old. I told her I'd take one if it was otherwise going to go to someone seedy.

Needless to say, 3 (that I know of) of his litter didn't live to 2 years old. So I look at my dog, and I know that if I didn't take him there's a 50/50 chance he'd be dead by now. My dog is hyper as hell, which is the only problem I've ever had. He accidentally bit my thumb once when we were playing tug-o-war, and before I even reacted he laid down in the corner. (his tooth was on my nail, so no I wasn't hurt.)

I gotta tells ya, UxKa: The only good pit bull is a dead one IMO. I could be wrong, though. I mean, I wouldn't go around shooting them all. Wait...

I know a 25-year-old single woman who has a pit bull and there are no problems.

I gotta tells ya, UxKa: The only good pit bull is a dead one IMO. I could be wrong, though. I mean, I wouldn't go around shooting them all. Wait...

Pits have better temperament statistics than many common 'friendly' household breeds such as Jack Russel Terriers, Golden Retrievers and most smaller dogs. Contrary to your previous statement, as dogs get larger in size they are generally more temperamental. The issue is that dumbasses want pits, treat them like shit, give them a bad name, and when they do attack it is more serious in nature... then the media eats it up. Apparantly you cannot think past what the media feeds you.

I cannot think past the fact that when a pit bull goes off the deep end, someone dies, or at least loses a face. And you're pit bull's are misunderstaood theory: is that per capita or just total numbers? 48 gazillion people own labradors or Jack Russells--so yeah, more of them bite. Only a handful of morons own pit bulls and then waste a ton of energy justifying it. Unless, of course, I am the ONLIEST person in the whole wide world who doesn't care to listen to the person who always has to be the anomaly: "Yeah, man. My brother owns a pit bull and for the whole two weeks he's hadit--not a peep out of the thing"

I'm thinking: WHY do people even have to chance it with these fucking things, especially if they have kids? It's like guys who own pythons--real cool--but why the fuck do you own a big fucking snake? Things like that really put you into lifetime membership in the Club de la White Trash. Neck tats, boob tats, pit bulls, drugs, pythons all that shit--WHY do people need to do that stuff? and THEN justify it? Look dude--you have a pit bull. Fine. Most smart people don't. I'll roll with them.

The issue is that dumbasses want pits, treat them like shit, give them a bad name...
I know exactly what you mean. I personally know of pit bulls named "Joey" and "Princess." Those people should have their dogs taken away.

Zip, can you even identify a pit bull?

Find the Pit (http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html)

Zip, can you even identify a pit bull?

Find the Pit (http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html)

Only if they've got their teeth clamped around a kid's face.

so i guess cars are excessively dangerous and nobody should own them either, right? look at all the people who get hurt and killed in cars every year. the statistics prove that cars are far too dangerous to own or operate. i don't know why anybody would ever try to justify owning or operating a car when it is proven every day just how dangerous they are. *sarcasm*

you obviously know little or nothing about what you're talking about with regard to pitbulls. OBVIOUSLY they can be dangerous in the hands of the wrong person. and far too often- more often than not actually- they ARE in the hands of the wrong people. and i'm not even talking just about gangsters or dogfighters; lots of good ordinary people own them and still don't properly understand the dog or how to care for them. that is often when you run into problems with. but that is not the breed, but the owner's fault.

this has been proven over and over when dogs that were formerly used in fights are 'rehabilitated' and socialised to become loving family pets. the reality of it is, they are intensely loyal dogs who are some of the most gentle and loving dogs you will ever find. in the hands of the wrong person, they can be dangerous. but so can cars. does that mean their ownership should be abolished?

There's an innumeracy problem with some people that manifests with their pets and many other things.

99% is great in many things in life. I get a 99% on a test in school and that's a fucking A, and I'm kicking myself mildly for not getting the A+. And Agent 99 is fine!

99% in terms of pet obedience or car reliability over a a year means 3-4 days per year where things are fucked. But, because 99% is so close to 100%, it's easy to place the bad behavior aside and say "my car is reliable" or "my pet will be fine off leash outdoors". Of course, nothing in life will ever be perfect. Cars will break down eventually. Leashes and leashholders break eventually. But people don't figure or know those odds, and don't have a strong relationship to such numbers when they do.

I just created a "Dio" channel on Pandora.

I think Megan Fox is just a decent body with a so-so face.

^ Now that's how you do it. Take notes, Glan.

As much as I like the idea of Pandora, I only actually use it to window shop for more stuff to download on bittorrent. Probably falls under the category of unintended consequences.

Yep, same here...

I like it on my phone whilst driving someone else's car or whilst doing yardwork, sort of like an MP3 player

TROODATGLAN

Cousins are the relatives I don't give a shit about.

Cousins are the relatives I don't give a shit about.

Uh oh, Matt Lentz wants a word with me.

Almost beat up an emo today (not Glan).

Almost beat up an emo today (not Glan).

DETAILS!!!

Cousins are the relatives I don't give a shit about.

You need to have a talk with yourself. About tolerance.

hey, nice av!

lol

you need a little pic of Ronald Reagan in the background somewhere

I wish I wasn't so nice. I'd like to pick on emo kids "irl" like McLain.

Awesome av.

DETAILS!!!


I was at Ralph's (a supermarket here on the west coast) headed to the CoinStar machine to cash in all of my loose change. In front of me -- some fat fuck emo kid wearing black jeans about three sizes too small and a v neck tee. He was ahead of me at the machine... taking his fucking time, listening to his fucking iPod. It was his world, we simply exist in it, and he was going to take as long as it took as not to burn too many calories.

Really! You just dump the fucking coins in the basket, not a pinchful at a time.

I swear, if he was over 18 I probably would've shoved him in the shoulder and threatened his life.

That is all.

That's uh, kinda lame. You almost beat up an underage, depressed fat kid because he took too long at a change machine? I expect more from you man.

It just doesn't sound like the Denny I know.

I'm thinking Denny's got a girlfriend now or something.

^ And she was checking out the emo dude instead of paying attention to Denny

LOL @ last 4 posts.

OK. How's this:

Walked into Ralph's already pissed at the world for a shit Friday. Had to stand behind some faggoty emo boy wearing a full face of make-up and patchouli stench, placing pennies into the CoinStar machine one at a fucking time. I politely tapped him on the shoulder to ask him to speed up the process. He looked at me with a vapid, sad look and said: "Whatever".

I grabbed him by his one long bang and smashed his "pretty" face into the CoinStar screen. Ripping his face from the cracked, make-up smeared display, I then grabbed his Pet Shop Boys 1988 World Tour coin bag, put it over his head, then slammed it into the adjacent vending machine until the contents of that bag resembled nothing but a combination of over-ripe tomato puree and spaghetti.

I let go of his flailing body and, as it dropped to the ground, he muttered his dying words:

"Glan.... Glannnnn...*"


Better?

He probably thinks what you did was statutory rape, bein emo and all. You popped his unwilling cherry and he's gonna cry about that forever.

He probably thinks what you did was statutory rape, bein emo and all. You popped his unwilling cherry and he's gonna cry about that forever.

Maybe we'll all get lucky and he will become a "cutter"

If you had mixed in a pool cue in that story, I would have swore that you plagarized it from Pharaoh.

I let go of his flailing body and, as it dropped to the ground, he muttered his dying words:

"Glan.... Glannnnn...*"



This emo knew Glan?

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?

Wow. I found the EXACT kid on Google Images

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/2/28254-126298-EmoKid01jpg-620x.jpg

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS?®

Well it's a good thing you didn't pick a fight Denny... he could've had a knife! Sure he just would have cut himself with it, but the cops would have blamed you.

Did you steal his change at least?

I thought you had to be thin to be emo. Too sad to eat. Or fat if you were a girl. Too sad not to eat all the time.

I thought you had to be thin to be emo. Too sad to eat. Or fat if you were a girl. Too sad not to eat all the time.
Maybe he's an emo assassin impersonating their kind. He was carrying a knife after all.

Sotomayor... I'd HIT IT.

I went to Walmart today.

I went to Walmart today.

JESUSMUTHAFUCKINCHRIST!!!!!!

It's only been 2 days, but being 100% positive about the Pistons all the time is really hard.

I don't know how guys like Kstat and Gutz do it.

Been watching a lot of porn lately.

Did you drink coffee this am, cuz you are like posting 3 posts per second right now.

Just riding high after the 47-20 beat down we put on those fucks, friend.

We tore them up.

watching Kazaam.

Tried Masturbating to goat porn... not as fun as giffman made it out to be.

Watched a Dora xmas special today. The Dora of the future was kinda hot.

Polar Express and Rudolph so far for me. Charlie Brown is on Tuesday, iirc. My good friend Glan will prolly be tuning in also.

I watch the Kardashians and was upset that it was a rerun last night.

I showered today for the first time since Thursday.

Have you been washing your hand at least?

lmao

As long as she didn't speak, I think I might bang Nancy Pelosi.

As long as she didn't speak, I think I might bang Nancy Pelosi.


http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/thumbs/061e773ea8d5d13d4bf42f52b53b60a4.jpg

I lol when a guys eyeball just popped out of his head on House.

I watched Jonas yesterday, just for the fuck of it. The writing is really quite good for a G rated Disney Channel show. It reminds me a little of The Monkees.

Just don't ask me to watch it again.


The Jonas brothers rock.

I'm getting a little tired of seeing Tebow's face in my avatar.

I bet the 7 apostles got a little sick of JC from time to time, too. Maybe you should nut up.

As soon as I can think of a new avatar.

I think 'up high' is so friggin corny but I still laugh at it every time.

I do that to the wife when we're in public and she gets so pissed. Its great.

I bashed The Ugly Truth quite a bit before I even saw it, but then I saw it and thought it was actually ok. Now I don't feel like much of a man anymore.

Tried rocking a ponytail the other day. I'm not exactly proud.

If I should find myself in the possession of a particularly unhealthy cartful of groceries, I will sometimes look for the checkout lane with tubbiest cashier so I feel less like I'm being judged.

Noice bump.

Tried rocking a ponytail the other day. I'm not exactly proud.

What's happening? I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring. I rap and sing. Unlike the homogeneous clones, I'm into earth tones, crystals and erogenous zones - the more ticklish, the more you have. I'm sitting on the curb of what used to be the burbs, and before that was Canarcie. I'm a disturbed and bitter herb, like salt water and parsley. "Mites crawl up, Tites fall down," that's my mnemonic for stalagmite-slash-stalagtite. You may have this MagLite, it survived the apocalypse. And for the fragile force of an agile horse, here's a handful of very special chocolate chips.

ICP?

CR DTFH

ICP?

MC Paul Barman. The jooooooy of your wooooorld is Paul Baaaaaarman (beautiful beautiful Barman)

I have to check myself out in every mirror I pass by

I'm related to a bunch of Stoneburners in Columbus/Cincy/Dublin, meaning that I'm probably related to O$U's Jake Stoneburner.

I refuse to believe that Stoneburner's a real name.

When I see the name Stoneburner, I think of a weapon from the Dune novels.

Sometimes, when I try to share a YouTube video, I fuck up and choose the [IMG] tag.

^ N00B, LOL!!

<--- manly man with bubbly handwriting

^ lol

When i come to WTF anymore and check out all the new posts I get pretty disappointed when I realize NBA is the only board with anything new left in it.

I feel the same.

<--- manly man with bubbly handwriting
But I bet yours is readable.

I write like a seismograph. I'm the only person who can read my handwriting.

Currently rocking a green sweater. And liking it.

I'm wearing a red sweater you fucking traitor bitch. RED WINGS FOR LIFE!

I'm wearing a Rick Santorum monogrammed sweater vest.

I'm wearing a red sweater you fucking traitor bitch. RED WINGS FOR LIFE!

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/image.php?u=1005&dateline=1327716322

Shit I lose again. Sick of this.

Could I get into some kind of trouble if I made t-shirts on CafePress with ol' Dave's avatar on it?

(Not that I would... unless you can find me a bigger version of it)

That all depends if I get a discounted copy now doesn't it??

How sweet would that be to show up at a game in them??

hah, this might work
http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1784292528/HatMug.jpg

Hahaha, it looks like he's actually taking it at the mall in front of one of those fake backdrops with a prop cowboy hat on.

That beard is spectacular.

On a steel horse, he rides.

Dammit! Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day. Thanks a lot G'Lin.

You're dead on with the quote thought.

On a steel horse, he rides.

More like a stale horse.

Really haven't been giving it my all on here for the past couple weeks. Sick of this.

I'm feelin it a bit today, after being sick. (Here and twitter)

It's coming back slow but sure.

I'm killing it on Twitter today.

Maybe message boards are passé.

I've never seen a single second of The Walking Dead.

Or Breaking Bad.

Or Mad Men.

Breakin Bad is killer. Watch it. Seriously.

Walking Dead is amusing but I don't care enough to stay caught up.

Mad Men I just couldn't get into.

I like Soul Asylum.

Wish I was a 'mo sometimes, because I can't stand most of the chix I come across.

A MoTown?

OH FUCK THAT

Tigers for life!

I had great great grandparents were from Minnesota by way of Pole Land....

I may or may not be MoTown.

I like how he had to overcompensate for being from Minnesota by going with "MoTown".

So transparent ... now.

BeauTown > MoTown.

Sometimes I wish Glan didn't run Tre and the rest of the good posters off. This board was so much fun way back when.

That's Cool Guy Glan, BRO.

I like Soul Asylum.

So you're the guy...

Supposed to suspend judgement here.

Peeps at work been pissing me off lately. Just ate a big bowl of chili, gonna map out a cropdusting strategy.

Breakin Bad is killer. Watch it. Seriously.

Walking Dead is amusing but I don't care enough to stay caught up.

Mad Men I just couldn't get into.
+1

I don't know the 'hoe IRL or anything, but I think he's a swell guy and I genuinely hope he's doing alright.

Same if any of y'all were in trouble.

Bro hug?

Had a breakdown a few months ago, been in complete asshole mode ever since. Have had my good moments since then, but still trying to snap out of it.

EDIT: Sick of this.

Like all Maiden, but might prefer the Di'anno albums to most of the albums that came after.

Hmm.

...but Hallowed is by far better than ANY song they ever did with Di'Anno. Like, it's not even close.

Can't hide this anymore.

I have a cleft chin. #smh

Like Huey Lewis? Dudley Doright?

Ben Affleck?

I think a cleft chin thread could be next level.

Can't hide this anymore.

I have a cleft chin. #smh
Ha!

Never really been able to get into The Who.

Whooooooo are you?

lol'd @ "TaHATER"

mebluvinit

My whole right arm is sore today from playing wii bowling with the kids yesterday.

Happens every time.

One of my kids bowled a personal best 170, and I ended up at 171.

Had to really resist doing the wwe 'suck it' groin chop.

C'mon man! Let the kid win!

I hate you Glan.

There are a few U2 songs that I really dig.

For instance, "Drowning Man" fucking gets me every time.

I totally feel like I "should" like The Doors, but it's never really hit the mark with me for some reason?

I think I've posted this before.

Love The Doors, never got into The Who though.

Or the Aerosmith.

I'm with Tim.

Yeah, none of that shit.

Just saw that "Once Brothers" 30 for 30 on ESPN. Had me in tears at the end.

I do have a soul