-not being in a relationship with Roberto Alomar

I like Poison Ivy myself.

http://internettrash.com/users/livia/crime/ivyhar.jpg

Nothing like a spicy reddy.

My vote goes to redheads.

LDB is a brunette man.

Tch. Generic

Nothing like a spicy brunetty.

LOL. I'm going to kill you. Spicy deathy.

Kiss the posts, bitch.

bukdow

Agreed.

Chocolate

makes me sick.

Are you one of those sprouts kind of guys?

I'm one of those MATURE guys that don't engage in conversations about big boy things with people like you.

LOL

I can eat chocolate and enjoy it, but I can also go for months without it.

BECKY HAMMON'S NEW DO

Anne Hathaway. Not really a thing, but... still pretty good.

Hot roller derby chicks

Gl'enn gets major points for that one. Roller derby chicks are awesome.

I go to A&W just to flirt with the chicks on the roller skates.

-Salma Hayek's mammaries

http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/3295/celebz/salma_cleavage_012.jpg

SHMDTOTIMO

bb;dr

bb? stumped again.

Good things: This UConn Pitt game.

bb? stumped again.

Good things: This UConn Pitt game.

big boobs

bb;dr...I'm reading those big boobs

and thx

Blair > Thabeet

Sleep.

Craig Kilborn in Old School

Craig Kilborn in Old School

Yeah. Is that the one where he tries to bang a chick and then uses the mouthwash?

Yep, "good talk".

Rome is burning

Rome is burning

Ugh.

Rome is burning

Get out more, Tahoe.

Get out more, Tahoe.

Take more meds, Zip.

Rome is burning

Immature LDB would smack the shit out of you for saying that.

Mature LDB will just tell you what immature LDB would have done and shake his head.

Potbelly's Italian sandwich with Mayo and hot peppers. Damn.

Hey, he frames things pretty well. He gives points on both sides of ManRam, etc, then he goes off on his pov on things.

For an old guy like me, his volcab is 'ballin'

I'm just not one for repetition.

I can't stand that he opens the show saying the same thing every god damn day. "Welcome, what is up? Thank you for tuning into Jim Rome is Burning, I've got a tremendous (day of the week) show for ya. You'll get my conversation with (person whose ass he will be kissing today), but first... here is what I am burning on."

He ripped Melo a new one for not coming out of the game. He calls it like he sees it. You know..that 'fair and balanced' thing I like.

He ripped Melo a new one for not coming out of the game. He calls it like he sees it. You know..that 'fair and balanced' thing I like.

LOL

Potbelly's Italian sandwich with Mayo and hot peppers. Damn.

I TAKE IT BACK!! Never has there been an arsonist more pissed off (and successful) than the one murdering my asshole right now. Jesus fucking christ, make it stop!

Arsonist? More like Arseonist. Right? lol

Exactly.

I am now tempted to try this sandwich.

Go to a Potbelly's and bring the anal devastation upon yourself.

TO ALLEN PARK I SHALL GO!!!!! Tomorrow.

The thing is, I've had that sandwich 3 or so times before with no problem. But (un)holy shit, this time something went wrong.

Steve Wilkos being on when you have no chance in Hell of sleeping. Captivating stuff. Some hick had his ex wife's daughter set up to be murdered.

Saltine crackers with butter and almost any kind of soup

This was my feel-good news of the day:


"He chose to rob a cop in a place where there were 300 cops," Comparetto said afterward. "He's not very bright."

http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1238202618223350.xml&coll=1

T-Mobile Sidekick and big screen TV's

So I sold my house to a nice family last year...million and a half range. He didn't have a truck and bought a really good work truck of mine out of escrow at the time of the sale(it was part of the deal but outside of escrow and a lot too). I've helped him out on things with the house (2 acres). He's from Iran. So he called me and said, I'm basically done with the truck. Do you want it back? I asked how much he wanted for it. He said, Just take it. I did mention a couple of times when I was working over there that I missed that truck, but didn't expect that. Dude is good. His wife is cool and hot and has some great, great kids.

I told him that I would help him out with whatever he needs. He said, you do that anyway. He said to help someone else out.

Is that a good dude or what?

So I sold my house to a nice family last year...million and a half range. He didn't have a truck and bought a really good work truck of mine out of escrow at the time of the sale(it was part of the deal but outside of escrow and a lot too). I've helped him out on things with the house (2 acres). He's from Iran. So he called me and said, I'm basically done with the truck. Do you want it back? I asked how much he wanted for it. He said, Just take it. I did mention a couple of times when I was working over there that I missed that truck, but didn't expect that. Dude is good. His wife is cool and hot and has some great, great kids.

I told him that I would help him out with whatever he needs. He said, you do that anyway. He said to help someone else out.

Is that a good dude or what?

We get it, Tahoe... your a MODERATE Republican....

... and that's a good thing.

"It's probably not cancer."

We get it, Tahoe... your a MODERATE Republican....

... and that's a good thing.

You figured out my secret message there. Good job, Denny.

I Also think that tomorrow is why they make that song APril in the
D.

Pistons
Then the Red Wings Then the Tigers or close to that.

I'm thinking the Wings are the only thing that matter in the above post; at least this year.

My laptop is working again. Yea!

WonderShowzen was on the other night. It's a good thing

My wifes Birthday is next week. The boy is at college. He called yesterday and said he decided to come home for his mom's Bday this weekend and that he could miss a class on Friday. We decided to surprise her. He should be home within the hour.

This should be good.

Family = Good

Throwing a big ass cookout where you provide only the grillin' meat and peeps BYOB and leave almost all of it behind when they take off.

My fridge is now fucking stocked with beer I didn't pay for.

I spent $14 total on ground beef, two kinds of brats and hot dogs and got 33 beers out of it (6 different varieties, good shit).

I need to get better friends. 'Some' of my friends, not the wifes, go grab the beer they brought before they leave. Sometimes taking stuff they didn't even bring.

what has fixed that a lil bit is this one guy I've known forever sees this other guy about to leave so he goes and shakes up all the beer that guy brought. So when he gets home a pops one, it pops him.

Grilling is right at the top for me on Saturday afternoon.

I like those smorgy types...where you start the chicken, then add the burgers, then the brats.

Its sort of a sensitive thing, but I grill red bell pepper, Zuks, shitakes too. Usually just salt n pepper and maybe a lil balsamic vinegar while grilling. Just a lil bit. Garlic bread too.

Yeah, I got into it today. Cleaned the grill up really nice and everything.

The beer is my reward, I suppose.

I spent $14 total on ground beef, two kinds of brats and hot dogs and got 33 beers out of it (6 different varieties, good shit).

33 Beers and you still snub Uxka.

http://www.animationplayhouse.com/beer_drinking.gif

Dogs.

Someone got me a six of Guinness. I don't drink anymore, and if I did, the last fucking thing I am gonna drink is a pork chop sandwich. Been giving about half a cup of stout to the hound every day on his food. He eats and then crawls up on the sofa, puts his head in my lap, burps, and falls asleep.

Just got back from taking him for a walk. Beautiful evening. He got to chase a rabbit and eat a hot dog. When we got back, he fell asleep at my feet while I posted at wtfd.

Tough life.

My dog loves a good beer too. The fuckin life I tell ya.

Promotions ... and 10ish % raises that go along with it for significant others/wives. Especially in this economy.

Sushi bar with the lady friend.

Raises. Car shopping.

and.... the Detroit Red Wings!!

I'm still relishing in that victory.

Me too. A Hawks fan at work is 'happy' to be playing the Wings because they are the better team (since they won the series), and a division rival. Of course the 4-2 record, with the 2 being meaningless games at the end of the season, didn't sway him.

Today was good. You can stop reading there, otherwise, details:

Talked to a couple places about car financing. Despite my average credit rating (it's just empty, not negative) I think I'm gonna land a 5% APR.

Then I realized that while I've been wanting an STI for years, I have yet to so much as sit in one let alone drive one. I drove over to the local Subaru dealership. They didn't have any STIs, but had a beefed up WRX that I test drove. If I wasn't a fan before, holy shit am I now. I think a came a lil just starting the engine. The clutch is waaaay different than the Mustang, so that threw me off some, but even the non-STI is fast and fun. Now to find the STI that is everything I want so I can buy it.

Good for you, just remember your payment will be Car Loan, plus tickets, plus insurance increases. :)

lol. Surprisingly my insurance will only go up about $30 a month for a car that is 10 years newer with a new MSRP that is twice my existing car. As far as tickets... you don't get tickets for going 0 to the speed limit in 2 seconds ;)

You can actually. Jack rabbit starting isn't the official name (obviously) but almost pealing out at a stop sign will get you a ticket.

Yeah, obviously I know you can still get tickets. I've driven with the pedal to the floor from 0 to the speed limit for 13 years and never had an issue, I just lay off enough initially so that the tires keep their traction. With the new car, AWD prevents peeling out, since you don't lose traction.

Exibition of Speed out here is as bad as DUI, iinm. But getting to the speed limit 'quickly' is my favorite thing to do, cuz it is a gray area.

On that topic, my buddy drove me somewhere in his Mustang manual tonight... shit do I love accelerating. damn!

Oberon.

Sleeping from about 9pm to 6am. That doesn't happen for me very often.

Oberon.

I had a beer out here called Biere de Mars by New Belgium. You'd like it a lot. Too bad it's not available all the time. I'd have a walk in full of it like the Hieniken commercial.

Oberon.


It is SO much better on tap this year than in bottle. They filtered it way too much and it lost some of that sweetness. Hopefully the 2nd batch is better. Anyone get a minikeg yet?

I want that minikeg, but I hate paying full price for beer.

Harding's puts them on sale sometimes, so I'll be ready.

Beer, at 2:00 in the afternoon, on a sunny Friday, while you swim in your own pool...and an old girlfriend emails you (not in the pool, but while you go inside to get another beer and take a pee), and tells you she is married (again), but is not happy (again) and wants to see you.
It kind of makes you feel like Jay Gatsby. And if you are shot to death while swimming to clean the spooge off each other, who cares?

drinking beer out on the back porch on a gorgeous night

Beer, at 2:00 in the afternoon, on a sunny Friday, while you swim in your own pool...and an old girlfriend emails you (not in the pool, but while you go inside to get another beer and take a pee), and tells you she is married (again), but is not happy (again) and wants to see you.
It kind of makes you feel like Jay Gatsby. And if you are shot to death while swimming to clean the spooge off each other, who cares?
and if ya dont knowwwww now ya knowwwwwwww

wow, that was strange (9:25 pm)

What's strange GD? You see that missing plane fly over your house?

You know, playing at a show where there's barely anyone there is not as bad as it seems. you go onstage, half shitfaced, fuck around with your instrument and drink a bunch more without giving a fuck. decdnt night

What's strange GD? You see that missing plane fly over your house?
Swam and I both posted at the same time in the same dormant thread.

1 minute apart according to the time, dude.

The plane would have been much cooler.

Things that are good = Lost.

It looks like I'll be able to do some reading AND get some Tan Maintenance in today.

I'm practicing for the Northwest Omaha Division 9 Sun Tan championships. I'm in the "all natural" league, where no tanning by artificial means is allowed. It's all sun, baby, or you don't get in. And to make it a bit harder, everyone is required to use tanning oils, gels, or lotions with an SPF rating range of 4 through 8. The good ones (of which I consider myself to be) start off with the 8 and work our way down to 4.
We've had a lot of good sun so far this spring, which is when I like to get the majority of my tanning in because the summers here are SOOOO hot. Can't really lay out in the sun in July when it's 98, with 90% humidity.
Now you may be wondering: "Zip, do you sunbathe in the nude?"--and the answer is no. I like the tan line, and the competition judges do measure the contrast of your untanned skin to you tanned skin. And yes, I've seen judges have to hold a guy's scrotum or check a chick's taint because they thought it was so cool to sunbathe nude. One guy had warts and only one ball--imagine how embarrassed he was. He lost and disappeared from the Omaha Tanning Circuit--probably killed himself in shame. Too bad, he had like 6 kids with 5 different women. I'm sure they miss the money you can make in professional tanning (although this isn't a professional league in Omaha, you can get endorsements and things like a free t-shirt or a free lunch at local restaurants like Taco Bell or McDonald's if the owner knows you and you choose no more than 2 items off the dollar menu--so yeah, there ARE some benefits to being a tanning celebrity here).

Brett Michaels getting clotheslined by a set piece.

_IKC88I7hNg

I see that the guitarist took "Unskinny Bop" too literally.

60 year old dudes on stage = cool...

Beer, eating food, Tigers hopefully winning.

wtf?? Did Rodney explode or something?

He's a complete douche tonight.

Those pricks tied it up though.

Managing to get in a round of Golf today...even with 5 fuckin crews.

I need to get some of you youngsters out there and show you how its done.

Pop Tarts and green tea = full of win.

Those Beaumont Hospital commercials are pretty fucking good. They actually make me want to have bypass surgery.

Those Beaumont Hospital commercials are pretty fucking good. They actually make me want to have bypass surgery.

8jDYuzNmf5A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jDYuzNmf5A

Those Beaumont Hospital commercials are pretty fucking good. They actually make me want to have bypass surgery.

i lol'd

Getting PMs

white wine

I have no clue what the fuck Tiny & Toya is, but Stacey Dash is in it.

Stacey Dash is good.

http://allhustle.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/stacey-dash2.jpg

^ Oh man I'm diggin that

Dark complected chics with green or hazel eyes are my favorite docking station.

I have hazel eyes.

Not a chick though, so don't be PMing me!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Things.

Burping.

Poop.

When you can get a new AC system at cost, and install it yourself.

Google Chrome

Google Chrome

I'm digging "incognitio mode" but an having a hard time getting threads that have been read (or even marked as read) cleared out of the "New Posts" cache.

Is anyone else having this problem with WTF using Chrome?

It's good to use a computer where you don't need "incognito mode".

It's good to use a computer where you don't need "incognito mode".

lol. YEAH GLAN... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!

The problems that I am having occur both in and out of incognito.

It's like it's not accepting the cookies or something.

Do you think that lowering the security settings would help?

Good for China!


The Chinese government has declared that electric shock treatment is not a suitable therapy for youths allegedly addicted to the internet.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/14/china_electro_regime/

I decided to get a second PC going in the basement for music purposes. I did not need RAM or a hard drive... and built a pretty decent rest of the computer for $182 shipped. That's awesome! It's not as good as my primary PC, but it's still a pretty decent build.

Chrome is not yet available for the Mac platform, so it is NOT good.

Today's Steve Wilkos episode, featuring Sir Timothy the pimp, is good.

The Steve Wilkos Show is one of those shows I don't want to watch, but have to whenever it's on.

This Sir Timothy guy needs his OWN show. Maybe VH1 can work something out.

Whatever happened to Ricki Lake? I used to crawl out of bed around 12:30, smoke a bowl, and laugh my ass off at that show.

The thought of you smoking a bowl and sitting on your Buddhist rug watching Ricki Lake is just highlarious.

The Steve Wilkos Show is one of those shows I don't want to watch, but have to whenever it's on.
It's the show titles that grab me.

"He Punches Me Until I Prostitute"

Priceless.

I'm not sure if he got it from the Steve Wilkos playbook, but you know chair throwing is a tactic Glan uses.

The thought of you smoking a bowl and sitting on your Buddhist rug watching Ricki Lake is just highlarious.
Dude, Ricki Lake was over 10 years ago, for reals. I was probably playing in an emo band too, if I recall.

Smoking hot goth chicks in evening gowns and fishnets walking around downtown

Smoking hot goth chicks in evening gowns and fishnets walking around downtown

I'm a fan of the Goth chicks... but not when they overdo it.

No, they good, trust me

No, they good, trust me

I'll take your word for it.

I have to:
uVaHG_QMvNk

POIDH

If I had been thinking and not distracted...

Right now my new posts page reads:

Things that are good...

Midget wrestlers dead.

Also... goth chicks that don't overdo it are teh sechz.

Also... goth chicks that don't overdo it are teh sechz.

True dat.

LOL@Goth males though.

http://www.comedy.org.uk/images/library/people/180x200/t/the_it_crowd_richmond.jpg

^not good

Should be swatted, in fact.

The IT Crowd (where I got that gothy picture from) is indeed good -- watch it sometime when you get a chance!

http://www.comedy.org.uk/images/library/people/180x200/t/the_it_crowd_richmond.jpg

So Uncle Cliffy gets banned for posting a pic of Glan but Mxy gets off scott free?

So Uncle Cliffy gets banned for posting a pic of Glan but Mxy gets off scott free?

Now that's awesome.

Truth aside, yes it is

Classic games on TV.

05 Fresno State-USC was just on.

The Cubs just got a hit because, get this....

Fukudome hit the ball, and it went in the pitcher's jersey. He lost it, had no idea where it was, and didn't realize it til it was too late.

The Cubs just got a hit because, get this....

Fukudome hit the ball, and it went in the pitcher's jersey. He lost it, had no idea where it was, and didn't realize it til it was too late.
Saw this on the news last night -- felt bad for the pitcher, who had this "having a fucked up day" look on his face that I can relate to.

http://grexusa.com/grexusa/products.php5?id=P650

http://grexusa.com/grexusa/pics/P650.jpg

An afternoon off

Carl's Jr burgers...once in a blue moon.

I gotta tell ya, it's been an okay summer, but I am moving back to school tonight and I cannot fuckin wait. Senior year so it better be damn fun, and it will be.

Suicide Girls

Yeah, I said it

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/katherine_heigl_hot_girl_topless.jpg

^that

And the $252 mil I'm gonna win tonight.

When you win, can you pay off my mortgage? That's all I require, not a dime more.

Heck, i'd be happy with a couple grand atm. Actually, enough to pay off mah student loans, and that's all.

If I won the lottery, paying off people's mortgages is one of the first things I've always thought I'd do.

Of course I don't play the lotto.

I don't play either, but I'm feeling lucky today.

Forgot to play

I'll regret this day the rest of my life

Galileo's telescope. Not as big as Tahoe's but prolly a lil more significant.

Neil Peart

Holy shit, man

Neil Peart

Holy shit, man
The fact that he's not dead is good.

I read this thinking it was the "Notable Deaths" thread, uttered out loud "Fuck no way!" and did a quick news.google.com search to see if he was alive! He just had a kid with his new wife, BTW.

LOL@me...

Kristen Cavalerri is on The Hills this year. It'll be like sooooo much like better.

Frosted/coated animal crackers.

OMG, if you don't have the NFL Redzone channel get the fuck to your cable company's website NOW! It's only $5 a month to watch every game every time teams get into the endzone, and a bunch of other coverage with it. I presume that includes lions games when they're blacked out. It's like having the DirecTV NFL package, but with someone controlling the remote for you finding all the best action. I would spend $5 a week, it's that good.

Being a couch potato for about the last hour or so. fuckin great.

Being a couch potato for about the last hour or so. fuckin great.
Get off your ass. Don't be a Dem.

I KNOW I DON'T WANT MY MONEY PAYING FOR HIM TO SIT ON THE COUCH

I KNOW I DON'T WANT MY MONEY PAYING FOR HIM TO SIT ON THE COUCH

lol

LOL

I KNOW I DON'T WANT MY MONEY PAYING FOR HIM TO SIT ON THE COUCH

lol No worries, mate. Not in the Union.

lol No worries, mate. Not in the Union.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Pharaoh?

I started my new job as an Exec Assistant last week for some millionaire broad at the Southfield Town Centre. Today they gave me a free laptop. I asked if I had to put like a deposit down or something, and they said no.

That is good.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Pharaoh?

The Kiwis are too liberal for him.

The internet is generally favorable when it comes to opinion on the Pistons.

http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=detroit+pistons&st=google

Jennifer Aniston in some silver dress on "Extra" with Slater just now. Holy shit, never been a big Aniston guy, never understood the fascination but Holy Shit she looks hot....

WAFFLES

Waking up at 4 AM. Seriously, I enjoy it.

Sitting in a painful sales seminar and dude drops a lesson on using "make it a great day"- and LOLing because I'm thinking about you guys.

Did you punch him in the face?

No I should thank him for making me laugh

Isn't that what I said?

He's blabbing about DISC testing now

High heels and tight jeans, on the right girl.

Taylor Swift concert downtown tonight and the hotties are out in full force.

I couldn't tell you one thing about Taylor Swift, other than the Kanye thing, but the chicks in the crowd might almost be worth the price of a ticket.

Ewwww. Gross, Dad Guy!

Did you hear them say that, too?

Jennifer Aniston in some silver dress on "Extra" with Slater just now. Holy shit, never been a big Aniston guy, never understood the fascination but Holy Shit she looks hot....

pics or it didn't happen.

This is a good thing:
NajR9KClmfQ

pics or it didn't happen.

What the hell does this mean? I can't figure these things out. WTF? Why can't peeps just abreviate/acro or something?

And i can find someone in Australia that disagrees with me.

Hot wings with a couple dashes of tabasco and beer.

Beer on wings? Haven't tried that yet.

Gus Johnson

First there was this in the 'Things That Suck' thread:
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showpost.php?p=350717&postcount=1436

Thankfully, they're shipping out the missing records right away rather than waiting for the damage claim to go through. That's good. The British Royal Mail hasn't gone on an official strike yet so my order will actually get here. That's good. Lastly, the missing records were still in stock so I should get everything. 3 good things :D

Congrats Ux, glad it seems to be working out.

My job is pretty tight.

Judging by the replacement order email, they are also reshipping the LP I did receive even though I made it very clear that I did get that one. It was even in one of the pictures I sent. So it looks like I'll have 2 copies of the best LP on the order :D

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v230/1319/118/n2360789_8940.jpg
Wtf's very own Whitney , with douchebag, possibly Glan.

^Awesome.

Re: Things that are good...:
The fact that Kstat treats the "Ask Kstat" thread so seriously.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v230/1319/118/n2360789_8940.jpg
Wtf's very own Whitney , with douchebag, possibly Glan.

Maybe we need a 'stalking' subforum.

Muhme?

Stool softeners.

Bubbles for ROY.

Officially got my replacement order which included the LP I already had. All in all, it's a badass order.

Trying to decide whether to get rid of my old albums.

Got anything good?

Hendrix, Earth Wind and Fire, CSNY, Beatles, Stanley Clarke, Joe Walsh, Weather Report. I was all over the place.

So what do peeps do with old albums?

Give them to me.

I have some Hendrix & Beatles. For me, they're fun to work in to mixes.. more with the regular 4/4 techno than the DnB. Depending on what you have and if I don't already have it, I might be interested.

^ If you lived next door, they'd be yours. I just want them to go to a 'good home'

Well I didn't mean send me records for free. If I wanted anything I'd pay for shipping and toss you some cash if you were down. They'd have a 'good home' chillin with hundreds of other records.

I'll take them for free.

I will not take them for free. I would require you to pay me $40

^ more of what I expect.

What a Lib, right?

So what do peeps do with old albums?
Let them sit in album covers. Most everything I had on vinyl is in a digital form.

The albums I have are mostly for the artwork on the covers or sentimental value. I don't even have a usable record player. The belt is whacked, so it's only useful if I really like everything to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Tonight's sports.

Unexpected (kind of) visits from the boy. Came home last night cuz Cal Poly plays UC Davis today.

This is a double good thing cuz I thought he was coming home next weekend, which meant I wouldn't have got the Pac Cotto fight. Now, its on.

Decent internet connections!

Been poaching from crappy building "Free Wifi" and neighbors for two years. Just signed up for "Clear" 4G Wimax and so far so good. $30 a month and getting 3.5 MPS so far. So nice to watch a youtube video without having to wait 5 minutes.

While reading this keep in my mind I now work in a supermarket as "part of the management team" because I had to move to Bundaberg due to my Mum's situation.

Also keep in mind that my fiance is almost 9 months fucking pregnant, we have 2 kids already and "together time" isn;t as fequent as it used to be.

So, Things that are Good?

The 17-21 year old chicks that work at supermarkets who actually check you out even though you are 33 years old.

The HOT 17-25 year old chicks that work at supermarkets that check you out, come and have a chat and wanna "get to know you" cause "you're the new guy, right?"

The HOT female customers that check you out

and the cherry on top...

The HOT female customer who, while with her dumbass boyfriend, checks you out as the dickhead boyfriend is asking you where something is.

And when they walk off she turns around to have ANOTHER look!

Damn!

With the young chicks I feel a bit creepy, but I'm not doing shit. Just speaking when spoken to.

Atdhe.net. I'm watching the Wings and the Pistons both playing well and winning. And who hooked up both Bertuzzi and Big Ben to that rejuvenation machine?

Sierra Nevada mustard on Brownsville beer brats or whatever the fuck it is. We went through a ton of beer and brats and mustard at the fight the other night.

Its worth an extra dollar.

Just got some Leinie's Fireside Nut Brown for tomorrow.

African-American women.

Is that weird?

You don't have a slur for them?

"Nice-assed"?

Why do you want to know, round-eyes?

Btw, I'm republican.

I fuckin hate Republicans and racists.

I'll let you have your day, Tahoe. This isn't the political forum.

I guess slant-eyed > faggot/cock-sucker in the realm of foot-in-mouth phrases.

u mad

Pheasant hunting

http://www.lastpandora.com

Hooray for Pandora with last.fm scrobbling!

My woman being a Patriots fan. loooooooooooool

Couple nights ago I went to bed. The female was still up, playing on the PC in the other room. I ripped huge ass on the kitty as she was trying to lay next to me because I hate her. The female came in the room and said "Did you fart? Was that really your ass I just heard?" Epic win for me... fart heard through a closed door in another room. Pretty sure that's a first. I wasn't sure if that should go in here, or if it deserved a new "Things that are awesome..." thread.

Couple nights ago I went to bed. The female was still up, playing on the PC in the other room. I ripped huge ass on the kitty as she was trying to lay next to me because I hate her. The female came in the room and said "Did you fart? Was that really your ass I just heard?" Epic win for me... fart heard through a closed door in another room. Pretty sure that's a first. I wasn't sure if that should go in here, or if it deserved a new "Things that are awesome..." thread.


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I learned to sew yesterday (while watching the Pistons).

My daughter had a whole in the knee of her gym clothes (her school has uniforms, even for gym days) so I got some fleece, cut a strip out of the leg of the sweats where the whole was and inserted the fleece. The sweats are grey and the fleece is black so now she is the only kid in the school with a black stip on her gym clothes. Looks pretty bad ass and has a small potential to get us (the parents) a conversation with the principle because it might technically be against the dress code.

That's how a man sews.

Mr. Mom was a great movie...

Blowjobs.

Expecting a call from a little emo slut I knew from HS any minute now.

^success?

Failure.

She couldn't make it.

So I texted "some other time?"

And she smiley-faced.

Post six digits of her number.

Afternoon snoozes when you get up too early. I'm about to try one.

WW2 movies on TCM