That I listen to different music when I'm working out than I do when I'm just kickin it.

What do you listen to when you're working out? Doobie Brothers?

Nickelback?

I do listen to a song that I think is called 'photograph' Its in the title anyway. I don't listen to bangin stuff when I'm working out for some reason. My ipod is embarrassing.

You could tweet Schwartzy and ask for some tips.

I haven't been to the club in a while but there is some new bread working out there.

Been to the mall lately?

Damn, that was cold.

I do listen to a song that I think is called 'photograph' Its in the title anyway.
Isn't that Def Leppard?

oh man...def leppard photo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NB photo

btw...dl love bites is baby makin music about 20 years ago. fuck even longer ago than that, I think. Fuck, I'm so old.

Have you been pkshhing it?

^ u a cop? j/ksettledownsucka

I watched MTV Skins and didn't think it was all that bad/good. I listened to all the hype and thought, DAMN, I need to check that out.

Forbes ranks the Raptors as the 10th most valuable NBA franchise.

DYK that the Raptors are owned by a teacher's union pension fund?

^ Should be in the Did you know or care (NBA Edition)? thread.

Do you care that I switched Beers?

I'm now completely in the Miller Lite camp.

I bet I call it Miller Light...not that anyone gives a frogs fat ass.

It's just "Lite". Or "Light". No need for the Miller.

^ But what if someone thinks I'm drinking Busch Light?

Or Bud Light.

Yucky.

They will be dumbfucks. Don't worry 'bout them.

(Guess it's just a Chicago thing but Miller Lite is just "Lite" for anyone over 25 at least. As in "Give me a Lite Bottle" and you just get Miller Lite without asking. Chicago is also the only city where Miller Lite outsells Bud Light nationwide or so I'm told. <<<<<DYKOC)

They will be dumbfucks. Don't worry 'bout them.

(Guess it's just a Chicago thing but Miller Lite is just "Lite" for anyone over 25 at least. As in "Give me a Lite Bottle" and you just get Miller Lite without asking. Chicago is also the only city where Miller Lite outsells Bud Light nationwide or so I'm told. <<<<<DYKOC)

Thats what I was thinking you were gonna say. I remember that in Michigan too. The next time I'm at the bar I'll just order a 'Lite' and see what they do.

But Bud Light's got tastability!!!

"We" have a vortex bottle.

^ Love the vortex.

I took a nasty little fall today on the ice, but I'm ok!!

As long as no one witnessed it, that's all that really matters!

Didn't know where my glasses were when I got up and they were on my face the entire time.

um, awkward

I really should be dead right now. But I guess that's the story of my life.

That I have not watched ANY ESPN or listened to any SB pre bull shit? And, yes, I am proud of myself.

Me too, Tahoe!

Way to bro!

I feel like now I won't feel so bad wasting time watching it on SB Sunday pregame.

Thats what I was thinking you were gonna say. I remember that in Michigan too. The next time I'm at the bar I'll just order a 'Lite' and see what they do.

Fail.

"Do you want a Bud Light or Coors Light?"

Fuckin' Hippies.

I'm going sledding today! I'm not ashamed.

did you know that I have exercise induced asthma?

I like sledding, too.

We have a bday party for a family friend today (5 year old). Usually not my favorite thing, but bowling and pizza is nice once a year or so.

bukdow would be mortified

I'm probably going to die, but it'll be worth it.

I may fake a bowling injury as an insurance policy against having to do anything with the kids tomorrow during the game.

"internal decision"

That its about 14 degrees in Detroit?

I'm at the store, must be below zero windchill.

Yeah, its cold as hell.

Fuck y'all braggarts. It's 1 here, wind chill like -12.

What is it in Sacto right now, 65? Brrr!!

53. Wow, that sucks for y'all!!

Feels like 52 though.

That the losers of Oscars are BLAMING their wives and 3 children for not winning?

I slept in the house on the back of the property last night and when I woke up it was 48 degrees inside. Never slept better though.

Don't care.

Danny Ainge gave Vinnie Johnson the nickname "Microwave".

http://www.nba.com/pistons/video/player.html?top50_20

Ainge was also quite a player in his day:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/report-danny-ainge-got-tons-of-pussy-at-byu,19685/

Motown isn't dead.

Strip search finds crack between buttocks.

http://www.wyff4.com/r/27200800/detail.html

That y'all can start celebrating my birthday 3 hours before I can? Is that even fair?

Is ur birfday soon?

Yes. I partied like it was my birfday last night. Sipped Bacardi like it was my birfday.

Yes its this week.

Mine too. Is it tomorrow?

No. But all cool peeps that don't contribute have birthdays this week.

Not true, mine's not until august.

Mine's on February 30th.

That I got a hair cut today and in the words of a legendary Newsman, "I'm looking good. Real good. Everybody come in here and see how good I look."

I'm the only person I know that when I get sick, I eat way more than normal. The wife and the boy stop eating.

Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive
so many times
it happens too fast
you trade your passion for glory
don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
you must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the EYE of the tiiiiger

My band is going to cover "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins. I'm fucking PUMPED.

I didn't know that.

I'm heading to the house in the back? Not the outhouse Vin.

Aside from his acting, Faustino has been in the music industry in the rap genre under the name D' Lil. In 1992, D' Lil released an album Balistyx which spawned one single entitled "I Told Ya."[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Faustino#cite_note-mwcofficialsite-0)
Also, does anyone know if Faustino is the voice on the T-Mobile commercials? Pretty sure it's t-mobile, not positive but some commercial.

The "Star-ving" web series he did, or does (no idea if he still does that), is actually kinda funny.

I know I'm white, but damn, outside today with a tank top for an hour or two and I've got a lil sunburn going on.

Its that time of the year when you start to want outside work.

^ but I had plaid shorts on.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3281226485_aeec297b9d.jpg

^ That dude does NOT drink close to beers I drink.

I was going to say, wish I had that much muscle, but I don't want to look like that. Good for him though.

Now this guy looks like a b:
http://armyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/cute_soldier_tanktop_beach.jpg

half way between him and the other guy.

Watching Better Off Dead. The dad is Charles Emerson Winchester?? WTF?? Never would've known if I didn't see the name in the credits....

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/53/84/54/5384549_gal.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_isUvlzkZPIQ/RxgoqW333cI/AAAAAAAAA6E/PKEtHnkPKvc/s320/charles2.jpg

Holy shit, I've been meaning to watch that movie lately.

Netflix time.

Some dude was hitting on me today. I shrugged it off and stayed completely chill.

True bros are secure.

Did you happen to catch his name while you two were making out?

Fuck you, Glan.

I don't even need to post anymore.

So this guy is having a drink in a bar and notices a jar filled with money, thinking there must be $10,000.00 in it. He asked the bartender about it and the bartender said its from a bet. To win the money the guy would have to pass 3 tests.

1. He'd have to drink a bottle of tequila.
2. There's a really huge, mean pit bull chained out back with a bad tooth and you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3. There is a 90 year old lady upstairs and he'd have to have sex with her.

So the guy thinks about it and has a couple more drinks. Then decides to do it.

So he drinks the tequilla.

2nd he goes out back. Everyone in the bar listens to the dog growling, barking, biting. The listen to the terrible fight for a while then there is silence and they figured the guy is dead. Just then the guy staggers back into the bar. He's bloody and clothes ripped to shreds, bites and gashes all over his body.

The guy stopped and looked to the bartender and asked, 'Ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"

bros, it's going to be one of those days where I fart a ton.

So this guy is having a drink in a bar and notices a jar filled with money, thinking there must be $10,000.00 in it. He asked the bartender about it and the bartender said its from a bet. To win the money the guy would have to pass 3 tests.

1. He'd have to drink a bottle of tequila.
2. There's a really huge, mean pit bull chained out back with a bad tooth and you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3. There is a 90 year old lady upstairs and he'd have to have sex with her.

So the guy thinks about it and has a couple more drinks. Then decides to do it.

So he drinks the tequilla.

2nd he goes out back. Everyone in the bar listens to the dog growling, barking, biting. The listen to the terrible fight for a while then there is silence and they figured the guy is dead. Just then the guy staggers back into the bar. He's bloody and clothes ripped to shreds, bites and gashes all over his body.

The guy stopped and looked to the bartender and asked, 'Ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"

:crickets:

:(

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

BAD TOOTH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Thanks bro. I feel better now.

Tommy is the longest-serving Power Ranger in the franchise's history and is believed by some to be the best Ranger ever within the show's continuity.

He started out as the green one right? Then went to white? I think he was essentially the "star" for a while there.

I believe so.

(and by believe so I mean I know so and I'm ashamed to admit that.)

Proud to say that Tommy is the only Power Ranger I could name, and it's because I just read it here.

The Pink one was on ... Dawson's Creek I think for a season ... something like Dawson's creek. The original black one was on something too. I imagine the blue nerdy ranger was never on anything ever again.

I'm starting to feel some distance from my bro's here as I gain bro's on Twitter.

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass.

:)

DYKOC...

You can type the infinity symbol by putting on your num lock, holding down alt, and typing 236?

Those are called "Old school emoticons".

∞

Boobies!

(o)(o)

80085

╒F╒F╒F╒F╒Fucccccccccckkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

...that Carlos Mencia is still around?

I'm pretty sure "Mencia" has a shrine made of dildos

My gf won 4,400 nickels today at the casino...or whatever 220 bucks translates into.

The Godfather premiered in New York 40 years ago today.

Didn't you also premiere about 40 years ago?

I'll let myself out.

Bob Marley's father was white.

Yes, I did know that.

Did you know that my father is white?

No, but I didn't care.

Did you know that Slash's mom was black?

Did you know that John Williams played the piano for the Peter Gunn Theme?

That I quit drinking? Feel fuckin great, but my buds hate me. I told them they have lots of company.

I do now!

Is a "congratulations" in order?

Let's celebrate! Pkshhhh...