That I listen to different music when I'm working out than I do when I'm just kickin it.

What do you listen to when you're working out? Doobie Brothers?

Nickelback?

I do listen to a song that I think is called 'photograph' Its in the title anyway. I don't listen to bangin stuff when I'm working out for some reason. My ipod is embarrassing.

You could tweet Schwartzy and ask for some tips.

I haven't been to the club in a while but there is some new bread working out there.

Been to the mall lately?

Damn, that was cold.

I do listen to a song that I think is called 'photograph' Its in the title anyway.
Isn't that Def Leppard?

oh man...def leppard photo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NB photo

btw...dl love bites is baby makin music about 20 years ago. fuck even longer ago than that, I think. Fuck, I'm so old.

Have you been pkshhing it?

^ u a cop? j/ksettledownsucka

I watched MTV Skins and didn't think it was all that bad/good. I listened to all the hype and thought, DAMN, I need to check that out.

Forbes ranks the Raptors as the 10th most valuable NBA franchise.

DYK that the Raptors are owned by a teacher's union pension fund?

^ Should be in the Did you know or care (NBA Edition)? thread.

Do you care that I switched Beers?

I'm now completely in the Miller Lite camp.

I bet I call it Miller Light...not that anyone gives a frogs fat ass.

It's just "Lite". Or "Light". No need for the Miller.

^ But what if someone thinks I'm drinking Busch Light?

Or Bud Light.

Yucky.

They will be dumbfucks. Don't worry 'bout them.

(Guess it's just a Chicago thing but Miller Lite is just "Lite" for anyone over 25 at least. As in "Give me a Lite Bottle" and you just get Miller Lite without asking. Chicago is also the only city where Miller Lite outsells Bud Light nationwide or so I'm told. <<<<<DYKOC)

They will be dumbfucks. Don't worry 'bout them.

(Guess it's just a Chicago thing but Miller Lite is just "Lite" for anyone over 25 at least. As in "Give me a Lite Bottle" and you just get Miller Lite without asking. Chicago is also the only city where Miller Lite outsells Bud Light nationwide or so I'm told. <<<<<DYKOC)

Thats what I was thinking you were gonna say. I remember that in Michigan too. The next time I'm at the bar I'll just order a 'Lite' and see what they do.

But Bud Light's got tastability!!!

"We" have a vortex bottle.

^ Love the vortex.

I took a nasty little fall today on the ice, but I'm ok!!

As long as no one witnessed it, that's all that really matters!

Didn't know where my glasses were when I got up and they were on my face the entire time.

um, awkward

I really should be dead right now. But I guess that's the story of my life.

That I have not watched ANY ESPN or listened to any SB pre bull shit? And, yes, I am proud of myself.

Me too, Tahoe!

Way to bro!

I feel like now I won't feel so bad wasting time watching it on SB Sunday pregame.

Thats what I was thinking you were gonna say. I remember that in Michigan too. The next time I'm at the bar I'll just order a 'Lite' and see what they do.

Fail.

"Do you want a Bud Light or Coors Light?"

Fuckin' Hippies.

I'm going sledding today! I'm not ashamed.

did you know that I have exercise induced asthma?

I like sledding, too.

We have a bday party for a family friend today (5 year old). Usually not my favorite thing, but bowling and pizza is nice once a year or so.

bukdow would be mortified

I'm probably going to die, but it'll be worth it.

I may fake a bowling injury as an insurance policy against having to do anything with the kids tomorrow during the game.

"internal decision"

That its about 14 degrees in Detroit?

I'm at the store, must be below zero windchill.

Yeah, its cold as hell.

Fuck y'all braggarts. It's 1 here, wind chill like -12.

What is it in Sacto right now, 65? Brrr!!

53. Wow, that sucks for y'all!!

Feels like 52 though.

That the losers of Oscars are BLAMING their wives and 3 children for not winning?

I slept in the house on the back of the property last night and when I woke up it was 48 degrees inside. Never slept better though.

Don't care.

Danny Ainge gave Vinnie Johnson the nickname "Microwave".

http://www.nba.com/pistons/video/player.html?top50_20

Ainge was also quite a player in his day:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/report-danny-ainge-got-tons-of-pussy-at-byu,19685/

Motown isn't dead.

Strip search finds crack between buttocks.

http://www.wyff4.com/r/27200800/detail.html

That y'all can start celebrating my birthday 3 hours before I can? Is that even fair?

Is ur birfday soon?

Yes. I partied like it was my birfday last night. Sipped Bacardi like it was my birfday.

Yes its this week.

Mine too. Is it tomorrow?

No. But all cool peeps that don't contribute have birthdays this week.

Not true, mine's not until august.

Mine's on February 30th.

That I got a hair cut today and in the words of a legendary Newsman, "I'm looking good. Real good. Everybody come in here and see how good I look."

I'm the only person I know that when I get sick, I eat way more than normal. The wife and the boy stop eating.

Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive
so many times
it happens too fast
you trade your passion for glory
don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
you must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the EYE of the tiiiiger

My band is going to cover "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins. I'm fucking PUMPED.

I didn't know that.

I'm heading to the house in the back? Not the outhouse Vin.

Aside from his acting, Faustino has been in the music industry in the rap genre under the name D' Lil. In 1992, D' Lil released an album Balistyx which spawned one single entitled "I Told Ya."[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Faustino#cite_note-mwcofficialsite-0)
Also, does anyone know if Faustino is the voice on the T-Mobile commercials? Pretty sure it's t-mobile, not positive but some commercial.

The "Star-ving" web series he did, or does (no idea if he still does that), is actually kinda funny.

I know I'm white, but damn, outside today with a tank top for an hour or two and I've got a lil sunburn going on.

Its that time of the year when you start to want outside work.

^ but I had plaid shorts on.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3281226485_aeec297b9d.jpg

^ That dude does NOT drink close to beers I drink.

I was going to say, wish I had that much muscle, but I don't want to look like that. Good for him though.

Now this guy looks like a b:
http://armyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/cute_soldier_tanktop_beach.jpg

half way between him and the other guy.

Watching Better Off Dead. The dad is Charles Emerson Winchester?? WTF?? Never would've known if I didn't see the name in the credits....

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/53/84/54/5384549_gal.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_isUvlzkZPIQ/RxgoqW333cI/AAAAAAAAA6E/PKEtHnkPKvc/s320/charles2.jpg

Holy shit, I've been meaning to watch that movie lately.

Netflix time.

Some dude was hitting on me today. I shrugged it off and stayed completely chill.

True bros are secure.

Did you happen to catch his name while you two were making out?

Fuck you, Glan.

I don't even need to post anymore.

So this guy is having a drink in a bar and notices a jar filled with money, thinking there must be $10,000.00 in it. He asked the bartender about it and the bartender said its from a bet. To win the money the guy would have to pass 3 tests.

1. He'd have to drink a bottle of tequila.
2. There's a really huge, mean pit bull chained out back with a bad tooth and you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3. There is a 90 year old lady upstairs and he'd have to have sex with her.

So the guy thinks about it and has a couple more drinks. Then decides to do it.

So he drinks the tequilla.

2nd he goes out back. Everyone in the bar listens to the dog growling, barking, biting. The listen to the terrible fight for a while then there is silence and they figured the guy is dead. Just then the guy staggers back into the bar. He's bloody and clothes ripped to shreds, bites and gashes all over his body.

The guy stopped and looked to the bartender and asked, 'Ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"

bros, it's going to be one of those days where I fart a ton.

So this guy is having a drink in a bar and notices a jar filled with money, thinking there must be $10,000.00 in it. He asked the bartender about it and the bartender said its from a bet. To win the money the guy would have to pass 3 tests.

1. He'd have to drink a bottle of tequila.
2. There's a really huge, mean pit bull chained out back with a bad tooth and you have to remove it with your bare hands.
3. There is a 90 year old lady upstairs and he'd have to have sex with her.

So the guy thinks about it and has a couple more drinks. Then decides to do it.

So he drinks the tequilla.

2nd he goes out back. Everyone in the bar listens to the dog growling, barking, biting. The listen to the terrible fight for a while then there is silence and they figured the guy is dead. Just then the guy staggers back into the bar. He's bloody and clothes ripped to shreds, bites and gashes all over his body.

The guy stopped and looked to the bartender and asked, 'Ok, where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"

:crickets:

:(

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

BAD TOOTH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Thanks bro. I feel better now.

Tommy is the longest-serving Power Ranger in the franchise's history and is believed by some to be the best Ranger ever within the show's continuity.

He started out as the green one right? Then went to white? I think he was essentially the "star" for a while there.

I believe so.

(and by believe so I mean I know so and I'm ashamed to admit that.)

Proud to say that Tommy is the only Power Ranger I could name, and it's because I just read it here.

The Pink one was on ... Dawson's Creek I think for a season ... something like Dawson's creek. The original black one was on something too. I imagine the blue nerdy ranger was never on anything ever again.

I'm starting to feel some distance from my bro's here as I gain bro's on Twitter.

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass.

:)

DYKOC...

You can type the infinity symbol by putting on your num lock, holding down alt, and typing 236?

Those are called "Old school emoticons".

∞

Boobies!

(o)(o)

80085

╒F╒F╒F╒F╒Fucccccccccckkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

...that Carlos Mencia is still around?

I'm pretty sure "Mencia" has a shrine made of dildos

My gf won 4,400 nickels today at the casino...or whatever 220 bucks translates into.

The Godfather premiered in New York 40 years ago today.

Didn't you also premiere about 40 years ago?

I'll let myself out.

Bob Marley's father was white.

Yes, I did know that.

Did you know that my father is white?

No, but I didn't care.

Did you know that Slash's mom was black?

Did you know that John Williams played the piano for the Peter Gunn Theme?

That I quit drinking? Feel fuckin great, but my buds hate me. I told them they have lots of company.

I do now!

Is a "congratulations" in order?

Let's celebrate! Pkshhhh...

Cobain died 19 years ago today.

I cared more about it being the 11th anniversary of Staley's death. /thatguy

Let's celebrate! Pkshhhh...

I think I'm buying a motorhome. I don't want to pull a trailer, so motorhome seems to be the way to go. Or I could stay at a motel when I want to get the fuck out of town. Not sure WTF I'm going to do.

Didn't we already establish that you had one like 2 years ago??

lol... oh yeah, forgot about that. This would be a new one.

Ah. Makes sense.

http://i.imgur.com/0gIm62T.jpg

Just like your soul.

Just like my Vodka Cran glass is right now.

I put my bags back on a couple times in the last couple months. Make good money that way, but not always worth the bullshit. So today a cats paw dropped out of my bags and hit this bitches TV. Fuckin cracked the screen. I was LMAO, still knowing I'd buy her a new TV. Until I remember she was home. She camen in shittin. "That TV is only 4 years old" blah blah blah. I'm thinkin Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. I saw it was Best Buys brand. "What am I going to do" I said, get your fuckin shoes on and I'll go buy you another TV. "Right now? Yes. So needless to say, my P&O and some of my wages on that job went up in smoke.

I guess if I dont' care about this, y'all mofos won't.

more

9 years ago today. The game started around 2am for me and with the game and celebration and everything else I didn't get to bed until 9 or 10. I had told everyone that if the Pistons won I would be taking the day off. I took two I think.

Kim Lardassian named her kid North West.

DYKOC

I'm not an effigy.

No/no.

Ha! Dr Ray made a funny and he doesn't even know it!

DYKOC that today I asked a guy who is fairly yacked but always wears a tshirt that is 2 sizes too small...."hey does that shirt come in your size? He tried to stare me down while he was racking more weights, but it didn't work. Me and my buddy were laughing too hard. He is so muscle bound I bet he couldn't even shove someone.

It was probably Comrade.

(shit, now he's going to come kill me!)

...that before tonight Lincoln Park High School football was on a 66-game losing streak?

LINCOLN PARK, Mich. (WJBK) -

The Lincoln Park Railsplitters have won its first varsity football game since 2006.

The team walked on the field with a 66-game losing streak, determined there would not be a 67th. They scored a touchdown at the goal line in the first three minutes of the game.
Then, a second touchdown was scored with two minutes left in the first quarter.

"This is the first time I think they've been winning this much," Barbara Moore tells Fox 2's Randy Wimbley. She has a grandson who plays on the team.

The Railsplitters have been ahead before, but fans - even the coach - was confident tonight would be the night they'd pull it off.

CJ Ward played on the team and lost every game his high school career. "You see all these fans out here? They come to every game, every game for an 0-9 team. That says something about the pride that comes through the Lincoln Park School district," Ward says.

Thomas Hernandez, a team member, calls tonight's win the "greatest feeling in the world."

The final score of the game was 34 - 20 against John F. Kennedy High School in Taylor.

Read more: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23615002/lincoln-park-railsplitters-break-66-game-losing-streak#ixzz2goli5aK8

I didn't know that.

Might bode well for the Lions' chances to end their streak on Sunday!

That game is in the bag. I expect we'll be up 2 scores most of the 4th.

That FistingforTwo is ENGAGED?

Worst poster ever

He was good everywhere else. Just don't get it.

I don't need anyone to make me look bad. I do that myself.

I'm gonna sleep tonight.

That it looks like Sir Charles (who I like) lost a bunch of weight. Did he do that surgery thing?

Chuck Biscuits played the drum tracks on Run DMC's "Tougher Than Leather"

There are at least 5 notable athletes named Mamadou N'Diaye (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamadou_N%27Diaye). Apparently that name is the Senegalese equivalent of John Smith.

How many Mahktars?

Karen Davidson is worth 3.4 Billion dollars.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/10/richest-woman-each-state_n_5958748.html

Just $pent a few day$ at a fancy waterpark up north with a bunch of kid$.

$mh

Probably have ebola now, too.

"Macarena" is about a girl that cheats on her boyfriend with two friends while he's off enlisted in the Army

That I pressured washed the eves of my house and painted them and then having the house stucco'd.


#fuckapaint

I have one of those pressure cookers things ordered and on its way. Advertised on the tube all the time. Supposed to be great.


#can'twait


#fuckacrockpot

^ ISIS

Ha

I think my wife told me the other day that Derek Jeter is engaged to that bikini girl on the beach with Jemaine from FOTC as a horse in that Direct tv commersh.

Also I think I'm drunk and that's a horrible sentence but whatevs

John Daly is heading out on the Senior PGA Tour this summer

Golf, so no and no.

Ok, but Coach Harbaugh is playing in the Pro-Am at Pebble Beach...I think he is anyway, so I know now you'll be watching every minute of it.

The AT&T girl is from Uzbekistan.

I did. She's an accomplished actress, iirc.

Bout to chow on some peanut M&Ms and a glass of milk. No sleep tonight.

George Hamilton is the new "Extra Crispy" Colonel Sanders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmNSHVXEPE0

Nice. +1 W+K

TEMPLE OF THE DOG IS GOING TO TOUR

DYKOC: I don't like Temple of the Dog

Yeah, I always thought you were more of a Mad Season guy. I am, anyway.

Still might consider going, though.

Only Seattle stuff I like is Nirvana, Trees & Mudhoney

As far as I can remember

NTAGAS

DGAS.

Love Soundgarden.

Damn right, V.

Brangelina is DONE

That Chris Broussard left ESPN?

FoxSports1; motivational/inspirational speaker

Inspiring gays to not be gay?

FS1 hired Broussard? Man, in another year all the shit will be hired away from ESPN and it might be good again.

ESPN needs to trash their NBA show.

FS1 hired Broussard? Man, in another year all the shit will be hired away from ESPN and it might be good again.

GREAT again, even!

Bruce Kulick used to be the guitarist for Michael Bolton, and also has been a member of Grand Funk Railroad for the past 17 years.

I do not know who Bruce Kulick is.

Sigh.

DYKOC?

The Jazz had the same record as the Cavs

Retired NBA star Chris Webber has become a dad after 'many years of trying.' http://apne.ws/2qZm0gT

Don't believe it until Maury Povich confirms.

I didn't click the link, but congrats to C-Webb and Jalen on their adoption.

Just learned that Foghat was a British band. Had no idea.

Helmet
Meantime came out exactly 25 years ago today.
https://www.facebook.com/HelmetMusic/videos/10156237032213448/

CLT:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5mB9U07DT0

DOWNTOWN JULLLIIIEEEEEE BROWN

DOWNTOWN JULLLIIIEEEEEE BROWN
So good. I will repeat that they were awesome live. Must see.

That the commissioner of the BIG3 basketball league is, you guessed it, Roger Mason Jr.!

Jamal Crawford has been in the league for 17 years

3. The horse head, The Godfather (1972)
Al Ruddy, producer: "The studio sent us a stuffed head from one of the Western sets. The leather was so old, the fucking thing split. Needless to say, the head arrives on the studio. It's unacceptable. So Francis [Ford Coppola, director] and the art director went shopping for a head at a slaughterhouse. The horse had emphysema and was going to be killed anyway. The horse we featured in the movie wasn't the same one as the head -- it was a horse that looked just like him.

"John Marley, the guy who played the movie producer, was a pain in the ass because he was a complainer every time he was on screen. Now, we go to shoot the famous scene. We're shooting out on Long Island on a winter day, which is cold, dark, and rainy outside. We're down at an elegant old stone mansion, and John is wearing his silk coat and his pajamas, standing by the bed. Now, four grips walk in carrying this huge metal case. He has no idea what the hell's inside. I'm not exaggerating -- it was probably about 6 to 8-ft square with the latches on each corner. He stands by the bed, and they lower this thing on the floor. They take off the four latches, and he almost faints. He sees this fucking horse's head with the tongue hanging out. Oh, Jesus Christ!

"The next thing we know, the head is on the bed, on the yellow sheets. So you know, the horse's head was frozen with dry ice, so it was fucking cold. Francis figures, 'This is my shot to get him.' They put all the phony blood. John refuses to stretch his legs out. He's got his legs pulled in so it doesn't hit the horse's head. Francis kept telling him to straighten out. His scream was blood-curdling. What you hear in the movie was not done later on. We were laughing at a certain point. We were fucking howling. He was freaking out. When that scene was over, he ran off the set, throwing the bloody shit on the floor. He was gone for the rest of the day."

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/greatest-movie-props#slide99

Ministry doing some Wax Trax shows
http://www.waxtraxfilms.com/news/

THAT HULU HAS LIVE SPORTS?

Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine revealed that he has been diagnosed with throat cancer.

Today's the 25th anniversary of OJ's Bronco ride.

Chad Henne threw a TD pass for the Chiefs yesterday.

Yes, that Chad Henne.