The Sex Tape to End all Hollywood Sex Tapes

[Black Dynamite]

Screech aka Dustin Diamond. Nuff said...

Screech Sex Tape: Diamond in the Buff


by Gina Serpe
Sep 29, 2006, 11:30 AM PT

Yes, it exists. Yes, it's graphic. Yes, you'll be able to download it soon.

The sportsbook Website BetUS.com is claiming to be the unlikely frontrunner in an even more unlikely bidding war over the distribution rights to a homemade sex tape featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond.

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In a press release Friday, the site boasts it's in final talks with the actor's reps to acquire and release the 50-minute video, featuring the former Saved by the Bell star and two unidentified women.

BetUs.com says it trumped more mainstream competition by contacting Diamond's people directly, rather than going through notorious porn peddler David Hans Schmidt, known as the "Sultan of Sleaze," who had previously claimed ownership of the salacious footage.

Publicly, however, Diamond maintains he has no connection with the
tape's sale.

"This is definitely not going on with my approval," he told CNN's Showbiz Tonight of the tape's release. "This is not something that I condone."

Diamond claims he made the sex tape "a while ago," to show a group of friends, whom, he says, make similar videos to sexually one-up each other. The group meets monthly and scores each others' footage, awarding points for different "accomplishments" caught on tape.

"Screech is a pop culture icon who's begging for attention," BetUS.com spokesperson Christopher Bennett said in a statement. "You can't deny the irony of a grown child star appearing in a homemade adult film."

Or the irony of the demand for a homemade adult film featuring the sine qua non of a Saturday morning nerd.

Terms of the deal have not been disclosed--or finalized, pending approval by BetUS.com investors--though it's unlikely Diamond will have to resort to hawking any more autographed T-shirts for house-saving cash. (Diamond launched www.getDshirts.com earlier this year, in a bid to raise $250,000 to keep a bank from foreclosing on his Wisconsin digs.)

According to the gambling site, the video will be offered free of charge to its regular customers and will be available for download to nonmembers for $29.95.

While celebrity sex tapes are nothing new, Diamond's video turn, by all accounts, trumps Paris Hilton's, Colin Farrell's or Pamela Anderson's candid camera antics.

In a 42-second clip of the tape, available on TMZ.com, Diamond narrates the "unbelievably graphic" action between himself and the two women, which, well, climaxes with Diamond engaging one of the participants in a sex act known as a "dirty Sanchez."

The tape starts out with Diamond in a bathtub and a female voice informing him, "it's recording." By the end, Diamond is describing the scene in bleeped-out detail.

"Gentlemen, as always, I have gone above and beyond the call of duty," he says on the video.

As for Schmidt, while it appears he can no longer profit from the tape, he did give a big plug to Diamond's onscreen performance.

"It turns out, later in life, that the nerd guys and the geek guys become the big guys in the end, you know? No pun intended--or maybe pun intended at this point...if you buy the tape, you'll be able to see that," Schmidt told TMZ.com.

Not everyone is eagerly anticipating the footage.

The Web hosting site Globat.com, which recently hired the actor as its spokesman, claims Diamond knew the tape was coming out and should have informed the company before coming aboard.

"Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned--but never expected this," the company said in a statement. "We are reserving further judgment until further information is available."

Diamond, however, says the aforementioned "big plans" were forthcoming specials with ABC and Showtime.

"That's the big stuff that we were going to be talking about, not a private tape," he told Tampa's MJ morning radio show. "The company did do a joke about big packages for their Website, but that's just a fluke."

"This is not something that is a marketing or a media stunt...it's causing hell with my household."

Lisa Turtle must be so disappointed.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,...,00.html?tnews

Screech aka Dustin Diamond Reveals Celebrity Sex Tape 'Ring'
By Cris Bergman
Sep 29, 2006

Screech aka Dustin Diamond has received more press in the last 48 hours than he has in the last few years. The struggling actor was so broke at one time he set up a web site to make money to 'save his home" by selling t-shirts just last June.

So when a sex tape emerged with Screech and two women many believed that he was set to cash in. Sidenote - who will buy this "tape?"

Not so says Screech, in fact he is calling David Hans Schmidt, the man that claims to have the rights to the tape and has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others a "scumbag."

He ripped into the entrepreneur on CNN's "Showbiz Tonight" and denied that he had anything to do with the sex tape.

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He also revealed that there is likely other floating around as he says he's a member of a 'celebrity club' that exchanges sex tapes and gives the tape a score based on things that are accomplished on the tape.

I'm having a really bad 'Dickie Roberts Former Child Star' flashback about now.

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TMZ seems to be buying very little of the explanation and certainly seems to think that Diamond knew the tape was coming.

The AOL entertainment web site chastises the actor to come clean writing, "So Screech, if you're out there ... come clean, man. It's ok. Look at Paris, Pam, Colin and R. Kelly (OK, maybe not him) -- there's nothing wrong with making a little cash on the side with a sex tape"

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I'm more concerned about a celebrity sex tape ring where the one tape that leaks out is with Screech.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman...27268718.shtml


discuss.

[DennyMcLain]

With the beard he looks like Ben Roethlesberger.

[Black Dynamite]

For those behind in the terminology.

Dirty Sanchez a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of one's sexual partner.

It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

The Dirty Sanchez is a popular turn of phrase, appearing in a variety of pop culture references including the name of a bar in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. The bar's mascot was an apparently hispanic woman with a moustache.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

[Uncle Mxy]

Why oh why couldn't it have been one of the female stars of Saved By The Bell?
<sigh>