Some nice trolling in the comments
Find a new slant.
I'm sure this is what DC had in mind...
http://movieweb.com/batman-v-superma...ex-manchester/
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nb...rnia/94256186/
My first thought when I read this was that he had a fake driver's license, because no one would recognize him as being Dennis Rodman.ANTA ANA, Calif. — Former NBA star Dennis Rodman has been charged with hit-and-run for a wrong-way-related crash on a Southern California freeway.
Orange County prosecutors filed misdemeanor charges against Rodman on Monday for a July 20 accident on Interstate 5 in Santa Ana.
Prosecutors say Rodman's SUV was traveling north in a southbound carpool lane around 12:30 a.m., forcing a sedan to swerve into a dividing wall to avoid a collision.
Rodman's attorney, Paul Meyer, says the incident occurred on a poorly signed exit ramp. He says Rodman corrected the driving error without the cars touching, stopped and spoke to people in the other car.
Rodman's also charged with driving across a dividing section and without a valid license, and giving police false information.
He could face two years in county jail if convicted.
Then I thought of this scene from Mr. Mom:
Have you married your laptop lately?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/0..._marry_laptop/
This is Sevier's third bite at the Apple, so to speak – or fourth if you count his 2015 lawsuit against Apple for his porn addiction. He filed an initial complaint seeking to marry his laptop in February, 2016, which he dropped June, 2016 following Utah's motion to dismiss. He filed a second complaint the following month, and after being told by the court that the complaint failed to follow procedural rules, he filed a third version in May, 2017.
I had no idea that consecrated virgins were still a thing!
http://www.freep.com/story/news/loca...ion/432771001/
Three women from metro Detroit were the first to become consecrated virgins in the Archdiocese of Detroit. The little-known vocation involves a commitment to lifelong chastity.
Laurie Malashanko of Plymouth, Karen Ervin of Northville and Theresa Jordan of Dearborn Heights are now, in the words of Catholic canon law, "mystically betrothed to Christ."
Unlike nuns, they are not part of a religious order. They will continue to work regular jobs and financially support themselves, while being steadfastly dedicated to serving the church.
Shop at Dick's and you, too, can be hung like a golf club:
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...ing/526059002/
A man reportedly walked out of a Livonia sporting goods store Friday afternoon with a $500 golf club in his pants.
The incident occurred at Dick's Sporting Goods on Middlebelt, south of Schoolcraft Road, a Livonia Police Department report said.
This is truly what HD surveillance cameras were made for:
https://abc7.com/video-prowler-spend...-home/5033951/
SALINAS, Cali. --Police are trying to track down a man who spent three hours licking a doorbell at a California home.
The security cameras also caught Arroyo moving an extension cord to the front yard and relieving himself.
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