"ASK THE CANDIDATE" SERIES: Zip Goshboots

[Glenn]

Here is a thread for you to direct questions to Zip Goshboots in.

Zip Goshboots represents the

party

[Glenn]

MISTER GOSHBOOTS HAS BEEN STANDING AT THE PODIUM FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW, SOMEBODY AKS HIM A QUESTION!!

[Vinny]

Mr. Goshboots, when are you going to offer Vinny a bribe? When you offer said bribe, will it be via the Official "WOO VINNY" thread or will it be by PM?

[DrRay11]

Zip, how do you feel about Christian America knowing the whats-abouts of your faith? Will they be confident in you knowing that non-Christian candidates in the past have failed miserably?

What's a whats-about?

[Glenn]

Mr. Goshboots,

Are you aware that your fly is down?

[Zip Goshboots]

First things first: Glenn, my fly is never up.

There are many "Christian Women" who are aware of my faith. I have faith that Christian women are guaranteed lays, especially if you take them home from the bar and there are bibles laying all over the place. Of course, I'm used to hearing them praising the lord whilst I am nailing them from behind, and of course, I'm praying to the lord that they don't wake up before I can get the hell out of their place.

Vinny: There will be no bribery forthcoming, but I will pledge 100 cents to your campaing fund.

[Zip Goshboots]

DrRay: I would add, also, that Non Christian candidates are actually 40 of 43 in presidential elections. Only Reagan and Gdub were stupid enough to actually believe their bullshit.

NEXT!

[Zip Goshboots]

Listen, people chide me for my anti christian stance all the time, but just check this video out to see what christians would turn this world into if they had their way! It's just one small step from a chocolate Easter Bunny to THIS!

[JickBoy34]

Is it true you selected bukdow to be your running mate?

[Big Swami]

And if not, would you consider it?