Find a new slant.
Find a new slant.
Only knowing who about 15% of these dames are = Dad type
Find a new slant.
I stopped after looking at #1. She's not even the hottest doctor on that show. Jennifer Morrison is way hotter than her.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
What a horrid list. Scarlett all the way in the late twenties? Bar and Megan Fox should have been a coin toss between 1 and 2, what a fucking joke.
Destiny
Lesbo Lohan's on the list = fail
Superhot Kate Beckinsale...#22
Human toothpick Lohan...#23
LOL!!! How much money do you think Maxim pulled in from anxious publicists to "bump" their clients up the list.
Can you imagine the conversation?...
Lindsay Lohan's Publicist: Lindsay is hot right now. She's definitely top ten!
Maxim: Currently, we have her at #86.
LLP: What!? That is unacceptable.
Maxim: Listen, she's a drugged out psycho lesbian toothpick. Her sex appeal is all but gone, but there IS a possibility we can squeeze her into the top 25... for $25,000.
LLP: $30,000 and can we make it top 20?
Maxim: No, nobody is going to believe her at #20 or lower... but #25... maybe.
LLP: We'll pay you $50,000 and Lindsay will give you a lapdance.. for spot #15.
Maxim: How about $35,000 and spot #23 for making me throw up a little inside my mouth!
(pause)
LLP: I heard Rihanna got top 10, and she looks like the losing end of a boxing match.
Maxim: That was for a couple of days. Your client....
LLP: Okay okay. Forget I mentioned it. #23 it is.
Megan Fox is not #1 worthy.
Olivia Wilde is hot, but isn't the #1 usually a star who's breaking out? I think all she does is House... and like Chris said, she's no hotter than Jennifer Morrison.
I want to know who makes this list.
Originally Posted by WTFchris
any list that doesn't have kate beckinsale in the top 5 is ridiculous.
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