Random copypasta

[Vinny]

That's amazing.

[Timone]

One tragic night in 1990 I lost my best friend. Her name was Patches. I was walking her off of her leash and she started to chase a cat into a gangway at full speed. I then heard a crash and her cry out a yelp. I immediately knew something was wrong. As I made my way to her she was still alive but suffering from a broken neck. She had crashed into a staircase chasing that cat. I then held her in my arms as she passed away and I swear to God I felt her Spirit pass through me. Me and my best friend then carried her body back to my house and informed the family and then began to dig her grave. Everyone was in tears. I was in so much pain and suffering that I asked God to give me a sign that she was okay. I I then went and turned on the stereo and the song that was on was Fly to the Angels by Slaughter. To this day I cannot hear this song without reliving that tragic night, but I truly do believe that she is safe Somewhere in Heaven wherever Heaven may be, and I pray to God that one day I will see her again. Patches I will never forget you and I know you will forever be my angel...

[Glenn]

That's beautiful.

#FlyToTheAngels

[Vinny]

That's great. Also, I tried googling the first sentence to see where you found it and the first thing to come up was this. WE LOST BONER YOU GUYS. And we didn't even know it.

Former Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig was found dead yesterday in a wooded area of a Vancouver park apparently after committing suicide.
His body was found by friends around midday yesterday near a footpath in Stanley Park, a large expanse of grass, trees and tourist attractions near the centre of the Olympic city.

The 41-year-old son of Star Trek actor Walter Koenig, who played Pavel Chekov on the original Star Trek TV series, was visiting friends when he went missing.

It was after his father received a despondent letter from his son that the family reported his disappearance to the authorities.
The actor's father said after his son's body was found that Andrew was depressed and 'my son took his own life'.
'He was obviously in a lot of pain'.
A police spokeswoman said, 'I'll let Mr Koenig's words speak for themselves.'
She added foul play was not involved before adding she could not be more specific because the coroner was taking over the investigation.
William Shatner, who played the original Captain Kirk alongside Mr Koenig, said his thoughts were with his friend.

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This is one of the missing person posters put up in Vancouver after Andrew disappeared while visiting friends in the city

'My deepest sympathies to Andrew Koenig's family,' he said. 'I will grieve with them.'
Andrew Koenig starred in the 1980s sitcom as Richard 'Boner' Stabone, a friend of Kirk Cameron's character, Mike.

On hearing of his co-star's death, Mr Cameron said: 'It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give the family some private time to reflect and to grieve the loss of their beloved son.

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[Glenn]

Boner was Chekov's kid? Mind. Blown.

[Timone]

That's beautiful.

#FlyToTheAngels

https://twitter.com/dadboner/status/338005937782652928

Still one of my favorite tweets

[Timone]

The sudden loss of Mr. Berry has left me paralyzed. I spent two days staring at a wall. Anyway, I think Mr. Berry's death is quite suspicious. A perfectly healthy man drops dead. I believe the record companies had something to do with this. They probably poisoned Mr. Berry to suppress rock music. Once again the record companies are at it trying to strangle Rock Music of existence. They see profits in milquetoast hip-hop and EDM. This is important because rock is dying. The kids rather listen to Drake. A man with a known history of putting out awful music. The guy can't sing. The record companies propping up Drake as Generation Z's voice. If you don't believe me just listen to teenagers conversations. They quote Drake like he is Shakespeare. One wonders if this is end of culture. We have become too decadent. Flashy artists are in vogue. People wear shorts to weddings. What is going on here?? Before you know it music will be toilet sounds. Rock a great achievement of artistic merit is being killed off. I'm crying. This can't be real.
Let's change the course of history. Let's make America Rock Again. Imagine Slash playing at the Grand Canyon to begin the Counterrevolution...it would be a major f-you to the establishment. Have you seen what hip-hop is doing to Broadway?...ruining it completely.

Chills!

[Mr. Oobir]

Geography World Map (self.MandelaEffect)

submitted 24 days ago * by space_rangers

I dont remember a country called Chad in Africa, (85% the size of Alaska nonetheless!!)

i dont remember south america being so close to africa, or antarctica

India use to be a lot bigger, so did china.

Canada didnt use to be so big.

Greenland is now a monster of a land mass.

Africa use to be gigantic.

Asia is now super gigantic.

The eastern coast line in asia looks like it has a double china.

Theres alot more island land mass between Asia and Australia.

New Zealand use to be closer to Australia

SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A GIANT LAKE NEXT TO IRAN AND TURKEY?!

Mongolia? thats a fking country?!

Kazakhstan sure does have a huge land mass (about half the size of china) for a country that most people didnt know existed until borat

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EDIT: Fuck you guys, you can all collectively suck my dick. Fucking condescending assholes why the fuck are you even on this sub in the first place.

[Timone]

Hey can someone get message to Tracy for me????? Tell her Duane Lake thinks she's a filty jew pig.. Oh and tell her father if he was a man He'd come talk to me face to face? Not hide in Florida and sending people up here to try to kill me!!! As you can see the people sent up here didn't go back to Florida, May they rest in peace bitch!!!! Should of let that fat ass teacher kill your dumb jew ass.... Tracy wood merle woods kid??? Now I know why the scum of Florida always come up here!

[Vinny]

Almost posted this in "Currently Viewing (Websites)" but it truly belongs here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/planesgonewild/

This is a SFW subreddit. We add innuendo mock porn while enjoying plane pictures. "Ridiculous porn titles, but just normal pictures of planes" as someone put it.
This subreddit started as a half-joke-half-serious place, and we intend to keep it that way.
On the half-serious note: if this place does something for you, that's fine, whatever floats your boat, spins your props, etc. People should be free to enjoy whatever works works for them, but most of us do not want to know, so please keep it yourself. We want to keep this place lighthearted and casual. Thank you.
If you see something that fits this subreddit, x-post it here (and credit people!). It doesn't have to be planes either, it can be anything aircraft!