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    Duck Swallows alien?

    Duck X-ray reveals 'alien head'

    Thu Jun 1, 8:31 PM ET

    CORDELIA, Calif. - The International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia plans to raise funds with an unusual duck X-ray. The bird came in with a broken wing, but when Marie Travers, assistant manager of the center, radiographed the duck, she was stunned to see a very clear image of what appeared to be the face, or head, of an extraterrestrial alien in the bird's stomach.
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    "Marie looked at it and all she could say was 'unbelievable,'" said Karen Benzel, public affairs director for the rescue center, which has been rescuing sick and injured birds for more than three decades.

    Unfortunately, the duck died quickly and quietly of its injuries.

    Initial reports from the center claimed the cause of the alien face was never determined, but Benzel said she was still awaiting results of a necropsy.

    Either way, the center has come up with a way to turn its alien encounter into a fundraiser for the center. It will auction off the X-ray on eBay.

    The one-of-a-kind image, which measures 17-by-14 inches, will be sold along with a certificate of authenticity. All proceeds will go toward funding the center's rehabilitation programs.

    The auction begins Sunday.

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    Information from: The Reporter, http://www.thereporter.com
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060602/..._st/duck_x_ray
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    G.T.O.A.T.

    How this has survived the day is beyond me.
    Find a new slant.

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    Last edited by Comrade; 06-06-2006 at 01:30 AM.

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    the fact that they are putting it on ebay kinda makes me think its fake.
    Quiet err, im transmitting rage

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    LOL that they automatically assume it being an alien head.

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    I had a 4 foot Graphix water bong with a head that looked like that for a base.

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    The duck was retaliating for nearby cattle mutilations.
    I'm surprised no one has caught onto that yet.

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    I think I saw one of these aliens in my Honey Smacks this morning.

    Ewww.
    Find a new slant.

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Honey Smacks.
    You, sir, have great tastes.

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