Eye in the Sky, looking for Taymelo.
"Presently, authorities are clueless as to the whereabout of deposed WTFDetroit leader and Liberal activist Taymelo. Foul play has not been ruled out."
WXYZ is serious. Ratings have soared.
Eye in the Sky, looking for Taymelo.
"Presently, authorities are clueless as to the whereabout of deposed WTFDetroit leader and Liberal activist Taymelo. Foul play has not been ruled out."
WXYZ is serious. Ratings have soared.
High profile conservatives deny knowledge of his whereabouts.
As does the Syndicate
Though some members seemed more concerned than others...
STEW BEEF!
"Mark my words -- I will avenge Taymelo!"
Searching Taymelo's residence, looking for clues.
The dog knows something.
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ITV has just received unconfirmed reports of a Taymelo sighting. This has become an international incident.
We warn you, the image you are about to see might be shocking to some.
In other news, the notorious G brothers have apparantly turned the other cheek, so to speak, and have started what appears to be a direction of progress.
LOLOriginally Posted by Fool
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Stalked by a Mod who gives 1 percent credence.
Local private investigators speculate on whether or not the Taymelo dissapearance is linked to the unexpected retirement of a local pillar of the community.
Meanwhile, local police follow up on a lead. While searching the home of the missing Taymelo, authorities came across a dog who was acting suspicious. The dog was immediately taken downtown.
Questioning of the beast uncovered a complicated fencing network.
Federal agents immediately moved in and seized numerous primary targets.
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Including the suspected head of the ring, seen here.
However, her number 2 man escaped authorities and is on the lamb. The FBI has placed this man at the top of their Ten Most Wanted list and have asked the public to contact their local boys in blue should they catch sight of the man, who they've described as a "Jarhead looking, homosexual cowboy, mother-fucker".
Was the missing small town lawyer caught up with this heinous criminal organization? Is a respected community leader somehow tied up in all this? Questions overflow in this increasingly bizarre missing persons case.
STEW BEEF!
Leave me out of this. I had nothing to do with it.Originally Posted by Fool
The search for Taymelo has increased by galactic proportions.
"I am now actively involved", notes Art Bell.
The powerful Yoda has been retained to find Taymelo's force.
"Powerful is he with the Schwartz".
"Where he is I cannot say."
"Fraud I am not".
Who cares? It's not like he ever had anything cool or smart to say anyways.
That lawyer stuff was all made up.
And I don't get why people deify him. He's like an educated Steve.
I won the second WTF Sportsbook contest, which means I am either really smart or really lucky. Don't bet on either!
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