Feeble attempt at humor #2: Jerry West's IM log...

[Kstat]

B@yl0rPwnsLA has signed on

DaLogo44: Yo Elgin sup
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Hey dawg missed u at the start trek con last nite
DaLogo44: srry was looking at film of sum duke guys
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Scouting?
DaLogo44: Nah I just luv duke
DaLogo44: Im re-watching tapes of the 92 final 4. L8ner is awesome
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Oh cool
DaLogo44: anyway I wanted to ask U a question

B@yl0rPwnsLA: aite
DaLogo44: U guys planning on winning 2night?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Sure....why?
DaLogo44: Cuz if U lose U get home court
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Really? No sh1t
DaLogo44: lol dont fuk wit me
B@yl0rPwnsLA: lol come on dude I wouldnt lie 2 you
DaLogo44:...U guys just got blown out by sorry-@ss Seattle
B@yl0rPwnsLA: O come on man Seattle sneaks up on a lot of teams....
DaLogo44: at home?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Fuk
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Fuking Dunleavy I told him to make that sh1t look realistic
DaLogo44: lol
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Ok dude U got me lol
B@yl0rPwnsLA:Were gonna lose on purpose
DaLogo44: O yeah? we will C about that
B@yl0rPwnsLA: we got 3 starters inactive b1tch. U cant top that
DaLogo44: We got R best player inactive beeeeyotch!
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Were gunna make Boniface Dong R go-to guy
DaLogo44: I told my guys im gunna fine them 5K 4 every defensive stop
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I just signed vin baker motherfuker
DaLogo44: ....oh fuk
B@yl0rPwnsLA: And were gunna start him
DaLogo44: U b@stard
DaLogo44: U will do Anything 2 lose
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Man who do U think ur talking 2
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I run the fuking Clippers
DaLogo44: 2 think I used 2 respect U
DaLogo44: What happened to U
B@yl0rPwnsLA: donald sterling
DaLogo44: lol
B@yl0rPwnsLA: come on dude u owe me
DaLogo44: wtf
B@yl0rPwnsLA: 4 carrying ur 0verrated @ss for all those years
DaLogo44: LOL WTF have U been drinking?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I scored 61 in the finals...we lost cuz U choked
DaLogo44: Oh yeah? How come we never won sh1t wit U on the team
DaLogo44: but the day after U retire we win 33 in a row and the title lol
B@yl0rPwnsLA: O sure that big selfish fuk Wilt decides 2 be a team player the day after I quit? fuk him
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I didnt see how great U were in game 7 back in 70
DaLogo44: O come on that was all reed
B@yl0rPwnsLA: O yeah sir limp a lot beat us with 2 baskets
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Clyde Frazier hung 36 and 19 on ur overr@ted @ss
DaLogo44: O yeah like u guys were helping me out a lot
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Dude he beat ur @ss like he was Joe Frazier
DaLogo44: Man did U forget to take ur midol 2day or something?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: And when U retire U get the freaking Lakers
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U get to be the logo fo the whole fuking NBA
B@yl0rPwnsLA: And what do I get
B@yl0rPwnsLA: THE CLIPPERS
DaLogo44: Sorry ur just not a winner like me
B@yl0rPwnsLA: winner?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: WINNER?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I didnt see no winning from u when u were my team8
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U got handed a team with Kareem
B@yl0rPwnsLA: the Jazz traded U the #1 pick in the draft for sh1t
B@yl0rPwnsLA: the Cavs did the same fuking thing 2 years after that
B@yl0rPwnsLA: gee what college MVP should I draft 2day o yeah ur a rely good gm
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U get shaq 2 come to ur team 4 a freaking movie deal
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U always got everything handed to U cuz ur jerry west
DaLogo44: man U need help
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Now its elgins turn 2 win beeeyotch
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U can win like U always do
B@yl0rPwnsLA: And Ill be laughing when my team is in the conf finals while U get swept by Dallas in round 1
DaLogo44: fuk were up by 18 already?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: yeaaaaahhhhh go griz lol
DaLogo44: is this about me ragging on ur wharf outfit 2 years ago?
B@yl0rPwnsLA: man u were just jealus cuz I make a d@mn good klingon
B@yl0rPwnsLA: and ur a sh1tty kirk
DaLogo44: come on dude i told U i forgot my tricorder at home
B@yl0rPwnsLA: yea so U say
DaLogo44: dont make me go Borg on U
B@yl0rPwnsLA: man the borg suk
DaLogo44: man the borg will assimilate u like stern assilimilated the CBA
B@yl0rPwnsLA: by letting Zeke run them into the toilet?
DaLogo44: SWEET my team sucks out there
DaLogo44: 6 point game
B@yl0rPwnsLA: O sure danny ewing picks now 2 hit a big shot
B@yl0rPwnsLA: If we win this game im cutting his srry @ss
DaLogo44: LOL ur boy dong just made it 91-86
B@yl0rPwnsLA: FUUUUUUUK
DaLogo44: haha all ur moves R backfiring
DaLogo44: like usual
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U spoke 2 soon
B@yl0rPwnsLA: eddie jones for 3!
DaLogo44: fuk Eddie
DaLogo44: I never shoulda traded 4 U
B@yl0rPwnsLA: We lose! YEAAAAAHHHHH
DaLogo44: man my team is soft
DaLogo44: no will 2 lose at all
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Have fun stopping Dirk LOL
DaLogo44: O yeah rub ur loss in my face real classy
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Go draft another dookie U vitale wannabe
DaLogo44: C if I invite U to another trek con
DaLogo44: U can take Cassell with U he wont even need a costume lol
B@yl0rPwnsLA: sorry I gtg make sure my floor is real clean 4 games 1 and 2
B@yl0rPwnsLA: U know, the games in my building
DaLogo44: yah and I got 2 to go clean my 10 rings
DaLogo44: U know, the ones U will never have

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[MoTown]

KStat has a new bit - nice work K.

[MOLA1]

Yup. Very fuckin funny. Keep it up.

You just made AIM Chat blog status IMO.

[Comrade]

DaLogo44: U will do Anything 2 lose
B@yl0rPwnsLA: Man who do U think ur talking 2
B@yl0rPwnsLA: I run the fuking Clippers

Fucking hilarious.

[Pharaoh]

I think Kstat should have to do this weekly.

It's fucking awesome.

[MOLA1]

I said that already Aussie.

[Pharaoh]

I said that already Aussie.

No you didn't you

You wrote:

Yup. Very fuckin funny. Keep it up.

You just made AIM Chat blog status IMO

Why would you lie to me M1?

[Kstat]

I think Kstat should have to do this weekly.

It's fucking awesome.

I'll try, but good material isnt always easy to find.

Of course, any more drama between chicago and Miami, and RileYouUp and IcePax might be good to go....

[MOLA1]

I said that already Aussie.

No you didn't you

You wrote:

Yup. Very fuckin funny. Keep it up.

You just made AIM Chat blog status IMO

Why would you lie to me M1?

I know it's not verbatim homie, but
Aim Chat blog status
means that he'd be doing an Aim chat blog weekly for us.

No?