Random copypasta

[Mr. Oobir]

A less plausible theory is that the killer committed the murders in an attempt to promote jazz music, suggested by a letter attributed to the killer in which he stated that he would spare the lives of those who played jazz in their homes.

HATE Bill Cosby.

[Timone]

Ha!

[Glenn]

It's Vinnie Vincent's bday today & no one knows where he is. Vinnie Vincent is MIA. After his wife passed away in 2014 the house they were in sold March of 2015 in Smyrna, TN outside Nashville. No one has seen or heard from Vinnie V. since. Where are you Vinnie?

[Timone]

Rehab?

[Mr. Oobir]

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

[Timone]

Is that on Kodi?

[Vinny]

HATE Fig.

[Timone]

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

https://www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagin.../dp/097624988X

They gotta turn this into a movie.

[Timone]

OMG

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

[Timone]

Step into a dark and absurd world where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very popular anal probe.

https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Bu...D2YAG7SJF4KGVG