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[Uncle Mxy]

Sex and the church, sex and the church
Sex and the church and the church and the church
Sex, sex, sex and the church, sex and the church
Sex and the church, sex, sex, sex
Sex and the church, sex and the church
Sex and the church and the church and the church
Sex, sex, sex and the church, sex and the church
Sex and the church, sex, sex
Sex, sex and the church, sex and the church
Sex and the church, sex, sex

[Timone]

I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”

[Mr. Oobir]

I've been in the toilet community for years & been through some of the similar things that have occurred, one solution is to perhaps moderate comments, and only approve the ones that are sensible etc, or even constructive criticism so the "I dont like this dryer so no one should" crew don't bombard the videos and damage others self esteem etc, the uk toilet community is literally split in 3 groups right now, and i'm only in 2 of 3 of them. There will be some people you don't get on with, others you do, and as for the negative people, don't let them destroy or end your hobby

getting involved in drama from the american communities .... that is best left alone at all costs.

[Vinny]

don't let them destroy or end your hobby

[Uncle Mxy]

Religion is such a great thing, It keeps you, you know, there?s something to be good about. You want to be good; you want to?It?s so important. And I don?t know if it?s explained. Right. I don?t know if I?m explaining it right now, but when you have something like that, you want to be good. You want to go to heaven, okay? You want to go to heaven. If you don?t have heaven, you almost say, ?Oh, what?s what?s the reason?' Why do I have to be good? Let?s not be good. What difference does it make?'

[Mr. Oobir]

Now that I have a few spare moments I shall write a description of my cat. This black cat of mine had previously been given to the former emperor by Minamoto no Suguru, the Junior Assistant Governor-General of Dazaifu, upon his return to the capital after completing his term of office. The emperor loved the colour of the cat’s fur, which is truly beyond compare. Other cats are a light black colour, but this cat is dark black like a crow, and very much resembles the Chinese dog “Blackie.”

My cat is a foot and a half in length and about six inches in height. When he curls up he is very small, looking like a black millet berry, but when he stretches out he is long, resembling a drawn bow. The pupils of his eyes sparkle, dazzlingly bright like shiny needles flashing with light, while the points of his ears stick straight up, unwaveringly, looking like the bowl of a spoon. When he crouches he becomes a ball without feet, resembling a round jade taken from the depths of a cave. My cat moves silently, making not a single sound, like a black dragon above the clouds.

By nature he has a preference for Taoist-style health practices and instinctively follows the “five-bird regimen.” He always keeps his head and tail low against the ground. But when he arches his back, he extends some two feet in height. His fur is lustrous, perhaps on account of his Taoist health practices. He is good at catching mice at night, better at it than other cats.

The former emperor enjoyed the cat for several days and then gave him to me. I have cared for him now for five years. Every morning I give him milk gruel. It is not simply that I am impressed by the cat’s many talents; I have felt particularly keen to lavish the utmost care upon him, however insignificant such a creature may really be, because he was given to me by the former emperor. I once said to the cat, “You possess the forces of yin and yang and have a body that is the way it should be. I suspect that in your heart you may even know all about me!” The cat heaved a sigh, raised his head, and stared fixedly at my face, seeming so choked with emotion, his heart so full of feeling, that he could not say a thing in reply.

[Mr. Oobir]

All about he-man, pork, and skeletor. The fixing requires skeletor to turn more pork into something more vile than already is, followed by hue-man?s that don?t want to look like pork to breath in pork and beef fat vapors, topped off with he-man and skeletor he-man wannabes to pay for pork and beef to people not wanting to be pork and beef but are faced with atmospherically imbuing themselves within the g??k, to then get hired and which illicits the ethereal element of artificial balance in the system. All in all horribly managed. All locations world-wide. Beware the ground meat eaters, (they may be actual vegans).�� but as staff and crew too unhealthy and I?ll-equipped to serve this type of food. All in all I?m quite unable to write a feel-good uplifting review about this situation.

[Vinny]

Beware the ground meat eaters

[Uncle Mxy]

She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it?s ? and I own a big building there ? it?s no ? I shouldn?t talk about this but that?s OK I don?t give a damn because this is what I?m doing. I should say it?s the finest city in the world ? sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can?t do that. I don?t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ?What do you think you lost?? I said, ?Probably two, three billion. That?s OK, I don?t care.? They say, ?You think you?d do it again?? And that?s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don?t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ?Do that study again, because I think there?s nobody close to Trump.? I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?