Who fucking cares? (Banal news)

[Mr. Oobir]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...r-new-n1241024

Some subway employees use an out-of-the-way spot to relax on break. Horror!

[Mr. Oobir]

I hope this becomes another valued member of the "News" family of threads here on WTFDetroit.

[Glenn]

Only rivaled by the “Things that...” series

[Mr. Oobir]

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/ps.../1100-6484695/

Criticizing video game writing for being vapid may be like criticizing the sun for being hot, but I draw my line at articles spending 5 paragraphs poorly explaining a tweet that was itself not worth the time to read.

[Mr. Oobir]

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/statu...56615066734593

While the article isn't worth reading, it did cause me to look up "is The Guardian considered a paper of record" so know I at least know the answer to that. (It's not.)

[Uncle Mxy]

The Onion dissed Michigan's own Jeff Daniels:

VATICAN CITY—Calling upon the world’s 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to act with forgiveness towards the Aaron Sorkin series, Pope Francis held a press conference Monday urging the world to give HBO drama The Newsroom another chance. “I’m advising Christians around the world to come together and open our hearts to this political drama,” said the 83-year-old pontiff, recommending his followers to be Christ-like in their appraisal of the show’s “uneven” pilot episode. “Brothers and sisters, I’m well aware that this show is Sorkin at his most self-indulgent, but there are actually some great performances from Jeff Bridges and the absolutely stacked cast. Let us not forget Alison Pill’s standout role as News Night associate producer Maggie Jordan. Sure, the first season is pretty rough, but who among us is without sin? Do unto Aaron Sorkin as you would want done unto you.” Pope Francis concluded by conceding that Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip was an unforgivable trespass.

https://www.theonion.com/pope-franci...her-1845776213

[Mr. Oobir]

https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-p...-david-1569439

Whooo caaaaares

[Vinny]

He has now spent 15% of his days in office playing Mario Kart. He should be working for America!