Aks MoTown

[Glenn]

I may have had too many, tonite, but not THAT too many.

So I need to know, bro, why *did* you leave us for so long?

#realtalk

[Timone]

Is Grady Sizemore still your most hated MLB player ever?

[MoTown]

I may have had too many, tonite, but not THAT too many.

So I need to know, bro, why *did* you leave us for so long?

#realtalk

HOLY SHIT I GET MY OWN ASK THREAD

Glan, that's a fair question. One word: Intimidation. With all the talent at WTFDetroit, a man can get lost. Every day I would come here and talk with some of the greatest internet personalities of all time: 田武雄, bukdow, crazykittyk, FistingForTwo, Wilfredo Ledezma, GlennDanzig... the list goes on. Once you realize that you are not even a spec of dust in this virtual universe, you have a lot of soul searching to do. It took a couple years to find myself and return to WTF's arms. I'm comfortable with my who I am now.

In all honesty, I got a new job and had less and less time to spend here. One day away turned into a few and after a couple of weeks I just kinda stopped trying to make time to come in. Couple that with a kid (now two) and I just didn't have time to get back into it. I'm still with the same company but spend a lot of time traveling now, so I figured coming back here would be a good way to keep up with the Detroit world.

[MoTown]

Is Grady Sizemore still your most hated MLB player ever?

Fuck that guy. More importantly, fuck all those fans who thought he was any good. Fuck Cleveland. I find it scientifically impossible to take all the stupid sports fans in the universe and place them in one city, but apparently impossible is nothing. Favorite quotes (either on the internet or in person from Cleveland fans, paraphrased)

"Anderson Varejao is so much better than Ben Wallace - why does Ben Wallace keep getting all the attention?" - Said in 2005 by a dumb bitch sitting behind me at a Pistons/Cavs game.
"The Indians have a deeper lineup and deeper pitching. I would take our lineup 1-9 over Detroits, any day." - A comment by an Indian fan 3 weeks ago in an ESPN article about what to expect in the second half of the 2013 season.
"I bang on a drum at baseball games every day and no one has murdered me yet." - That fucking guy who bangs on drums at Indians games.
"Go Browns!" - said by some stupid asshole. No one roots for the Browns. Stop calling yourself the Dog Pound. And why are teams in your stupid state named after colors? Fuck you too Cincinnati.

I could go on and on but it just frustrates me.

[Glenn]

NewMoTown has an edge.

[MoTown]

Nah - no edge. Cleveland brings out the MoTwon in me.

[Glenn]

Anything you want me to aks Fool on twitter for you?

[MoTown]

What's Twitter?

[Vinny]

What's Twitter?

Are you aksing yourself?? Is that by nature then a rhetorical question?

[Timone]

Does MoTown own?