2011 ALCS: Tigers vs. Texass Toast Rangers

[Timone]

Hope it's not too soon, you guys.

[Tahoe]

Fuck no, its not too soon.

I'm amped.

[Glenn]

Waiting for someone to blame George Bush.

[Timone]

I'm actually going to take a shower right now.

I smell like happiness. I'm not used to that.

[Tahoe]

I'm going to bed.

C y'll manana or at some point...fer sher on Sat for the game.

[Timone]

UM under the lights against Northworstern, ALCS game 1.

Shaping up to be a classic Saturday, you guys. Ha!

[Glenn]

Not gonna be in the health zone this weekend, yg.

[DrRay11]

Could use a healthy weekend. Wonder when the hell that will be. Seriously could be years at this rate

[Vinny]

EAT SHIT CHUCK NORRIS! SEAGAL COULD KICK YOUR ASS!

[Vinny]

Q: How many Texas Rangers outfielders named Josh Hamilton does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: One, but he's going to smoke a whole bunch of crack before he does


Knock knock
Who's there?
Josh Hamilton, smoking a big fat crack rock


Q: What do Josh Hamilton and a crackhead have in common?
A: Exactly


A Pollack, a Mexican, a Jew and a blond are waiting at the pearly gates to get into heaven. And then Josh Hamilton smokes an entire vial of crack.


Why did Josh Hamilton cross the road?
To get to the other side ... and smoke a huge fucking rock.


Q: What do Josh Hamilton and Ron Washington have in common?
A: They were both born in April ... and they're both crackheads.