GrantBell -- Anthology

[Glenn]

GrantBell -- Anthology

Act I - The Early Years

05-21-2008, 02:08 AM
Replies: 10 Hot Rumor
Views: 329 Posted By GrantBell

I've got a friend who lives in the Boston area and works for a prominent law firm. He told me that the major rumor in inside circles is about the relationship of Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce. Garnett was allegedly caught hammering Pierce in the ass by coach Tom Thibodeau. After some investigating by the Boston brass they found that these kinds of activities were common with the team. There are rumblings of a Pierce, Glen Davis and Rondo romp as well as a Garnett and Perkins escapade. Danny Ainge is doing his best to keep this information from the media hounds. Doc Rivers is said to be furious. Garnett is reportedly the ring leader of the activities.

I'll post more when I get more details.

05-23-2008, 12:54 PM
Replies: 10 Hot Rumor
Views: 329 Posted By GrantBell

Where's the sense of humor, losers?

05-25-2008, 02:17 AM
Replies: 1,928 Poll: Eastern Conference Finals: Boston Celtics VS Detroit Pistons. (Heroic)
Views: 16,845 Posted By GrantBell

Who else thinks that Rondo looks like a faggot?

05-29-2008, 02:15 AM
Replies: 1,928 Poll: Eastern Conference Finals: Boston Celtics VS Detroit Pistons. (Heroic)
Views: 16,845 Posted By GrantBell

Damn, how did we lose to that faggot team?

Game's 6 and 7 better be all business.

05-29-2008, 10:52 AM
Replies: 10 LAKERS vs CELTICS already a done deal?
Views: 585 Posted By GrantBell

ESPN is god awful. I can't believe anyone would watch that silly channel anymore. The biases they show are awful. Boston's garbage.

05-29-2008, 10:55 AM
Replies: 1,928 Poll: Eastern Conference Finals: Boston Celtics VS Detroit Pistons. (Heroic)
Views: 16,845 Posted By GrantBell

Perkins looks like he has an IQ of 4. Someone punch that ugly son of a bitch in the throat. He looks like a mass murderer. I'm pretty sure he likes to fuck Garnett in the ass too.

Act II - GrantBell Rises Again

11-19-2008, 04:47 PM
Replies: 89 Bill Simmons Sucks Donkey Balls
Views: 1,658 Posted By GrantBell

Bill Simmons' is queer

11-19-2008, 09:28 PM
Replies: 89 Bill Simmons Sucks Donkey Balls
Views: 1,658 Posted By GrantBell

Bill Simmons basketball knowledge= nonexistent

11-20-2008, 12:41 AM
Replies: 89 Bill Simmons Sucks Donkey Balls
Views: 1,658 Posted By GrantBell

How is the guy funny?

All his articles sound the same. He'll make references to movies and exaggerate about this and that. The guy is as lame as it gets.

LOL, "The Sports Guy?" He's probably pleasuring himself to pictures of Glen Davis.

11-20-2008, 12:45 AM
Replies: 181 Remember When... (Pistons Style)
Views: 3,500 Posted By GrantBell

I was so excited when the Pistons signed Vaught and Laettner.

Why?

I have no idea. Vaught had come off of back surgery and laettner had blown out his Achilles. Both players were damaged goods. Standards were a lot lower back then I guess. We also signed Jud Buechler that summer. Good times.

Why the heck would you sign 2 Injured Power Forwards in the same off-season? Rick Sund for President!

11-20-2008, 10:42 PM
Replies: 89 Bill Simmons Sucks Donkey Balls
Views: 1,658 Posted By GrantBell

Worst part about tonight's loss will be having to endure another article from Bill Simmons.

Hopefully he's too tired to write after spending the night with Brian Scalabrine.

11-20-2008, 10:44 PM
Replies: 94 Poll: OGT: Pistons @ Celtics (8:00 PM EST, TNT)
Views: 782 Posted By GrantBell

Your rectum?

Imagine what Eddie Houses rectum feels like right now.

He's had a train run on him about 10 times just this game.

11-20-2008, 10:50 PM
Replies: 94 Poll: OGT: Pistons @ Celtics (8:00 PM EST, TNT)
Views: 782 Posted By GrantBell

Celtics are the biggest collection of pole smoking Douchebags.

I bet they perform a circle jerk ritual before every game.

And I don't want to know what they do to Eddie House, Brian Sclabrine and Glen Davis before every game.

11-20-2008, 10:55 PM
Replies: 94 Poll: OGT: Pistons @ Celtics (8:00 PM EST, TNT)
Views: 782 Posted By GrantBell

I was surprised Curry did not hire another experienced assistant.

11-20-2008, 11:05 PM
Replies: 94 Poll: OGT: Pistons @ Celtics (8:00 PM EST, TNT)
Views: 782 Posted By GrantBell

The Celtics would like you to start a Bang-a-Butt thread.

Someone please get on that.

11-20-2008, 11:12 PM
Replies: 94 Poll: OGT: Pistons @ Celtics (8:00 PM EST, TNT)
Views: 782 Posted By GrantBell

I can't stand Eddie House. His son tags along to every game and hops around like a douche all game whenever his dad is lucky enough to make a shot.

Does anyone here like any of the Celtics?

I think Garnett and Smauel L. Jackson should have a scream-a-thon.

11-23-2008, 07:50 PM
Replies: 34 OGT: Minnesota @ Detroit
Views: 459 Posted By GrantBell

Embarrassing.

Pistons fans get ready to have this team destroyed by every ESPN "EXPERT"

Those cocksuckers are ready to pounce.

Sheridan's article should be fun. My only hope is that he misses the game due to Bill Simmons blasting him up the ass.




RAW

11-23-2008, 11:08 PM
Replies: 118 The Michael Curry Sucks So Far Thread
Views: 2,479 Posted By GrantBell

Good suggestion tough guy.

Oops, I uhhh forgot to watch the Pistons game.

Nice fan you are!

11-27-2008, 12:25 PM
Replies: 89 Bill Simmons Sucks Donkey Balls
Views: 1,658 Posted By GrantBell

It's been well established that Simmons is an uninformed faggot

Act III - The Bell Tolls

12-05-2008, 10:50 AM
Replies: 43 The Welcome Back Antonio McDyess Thread
Views: 752 Posted By GrantBell

The fall of Maxiell?

You're a moron.

12-07-2008, 11:31 PM
Replies: 18 Crying.
Views: 395 Posted By GrantBell

That team sucks more dick than Richard Simmons on a Friday night.

Act IV - Rising like a phoenix

01-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Replies: 142 Three-Peat? OGT: Mavs @ Pistons
Views: 1,280 Posted By GrantBell

From the grapevine:


Doctors were called to the Mavericks hotel last night. Apparently Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Devean George and mark Cuban took turns ravaging Dirk's buttocks. Dirk needed 345 stitches and was in tears all night. Terry Stotts reportedly filmed the entire event.

01-23-2009, 09:31 PM
Replies: 142 Three-Peat? OGT: Mavs @ Pistons
Views: 1,280 Posted By GrantBell

Cuban looks queer.

01-30-2009, 09:40 PM
Replies: 229 Poll: OGT: Celtics/Pistons, 1/30, 7pm ESPN/FSD
Views: 1,904 Posted By GrantBell

KEVIN GARNETT IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

01-30-2009, 09:44 PM
Replies: 229 Poll: OGT: Celtics/Pistons, 1/30, 7pm ESPN/FSD
Views: 1,904 Posted By GrantBell

Why didn't Max give Perkins' season an early ending?

01-30-2009, 10:00 PM
Replies: 229 Poll: OGT: Celtics/Pistons, 1/30, 7pm ESPN/FSD
Views: 1,904 Posted By GrantBell

Holy Shit!

Glen Davis just broke down in tears while being interviewed by a Boston media person.

He admitted that he was fucking Richard Simmons.

01-30-2009, 10:04 PM
Replies: 229 Poll: OGT: Celtics/Pistons, 1/30, 7pm ESPN/FSD
Views: 1,904 Posted By GrantBell

Rivers is queer.

Anyone else see him giving Eddie House a hand job during the game?

01-31-2009, 01:14 AM
Replies: 229 Poll: OGT: Celtics/Pistons, 1/30, 7pm ESPN/FSD
Views: 1,904 Posted By GrantBell

You want me to post something funny?

Before I do that, Lebron, Manu and Garnett need to stop pillaging each others butt's.

Act V - A new beginning

02-05-2009, 07:44 PM
Replies: 20 David Thorpe thread
Views: 544 Posted By GrantBell

I'd like to nuke David Thorpe.

What insights does he offer? Nothing.

Queer

02-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Replies: 88 Poll: OGT: Suns @ Pistons (2/8/09, 8:00 PM EST, ESPN HD)
Views: 981 Posted By GrantBell

Amundson looks like a pole smoking dimwit.

Act VI - Grant discovers emoticons

03-11-2009, 11:09 PM
Replies: 172 OGT: Pistons Vs. Knicks 7:30pm, Wed., 3/11/09
Views: 1,485 Posted By GrantBell



At least Nate Robinson will enjoy blowing Jared Jeffries tonight.

03-30-2009, 08:51 PM
Replies: 159 Poll: #8 seed vs. Cleveland or the lottery?
Views: 1,401 Posted By GrantBell

Lottery? Fuck that.

Fuck the Cavaliers. You just know Lebron is in some run down apartment getting gang banged by a bunch of dudes as we speak. Lebron doesn't scare me. will take those fucks down.

04-01-2009, 02:48 PM
Replies: 159 Poll: #8 seed vs. Cleveland or the lottery?
Views: 1,401 Posted By GrantBell

While the Cleveland fans were chanting "MVP! MVP!" I was chanting "blow out knee! blow out knee!"

I am proud of myself

[Zekyl]

GrantBell needs to post more often.

[Pharaoh]

Is Grant Bell gay?

He seems to have gay sex acts on the brain 99% of the time he posts.

[Timone]

So much potential, and he threw it all away. Sad.

[Glenn]

Blew his wad, it seems.