At 11:21am Pacific Time I thought this was a good idea. By the time you read this, maybe not....
May as well try.
At 11:21am Pacific Time I thought this was a good idea. By the time you read this, maybe not....
May as well try.
Zip's Official Guide to Television Enjoyment
• Watches a lot of Lifetime Network with the misses, to connect with his "Inner Female". Also watches Oxygen network when "battered wife flick" on Lifetime.
• Bassmasters highly recommended. A master baiter himself.
• Die hard fan of Food Network. Nearly burned house down trying to make frozen yogurt.
• Hooked on The Hills. Wishes Heidi and Spencer will finally get hitched.
• Loves old British comedy shows on PBS NOT made or starring a Monty Python alumn.
• Thinks Monty Python a British Saturday morning cartoon snake. Zip's phobia of snakes prevents him from watching anything Monty Python. Also won't watch classic films Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, or Sssssss.
• Owns entire second season of Gilligan's Island, and entire third season of Brady Bunch. Will watch anything on TVLand or Nick at Night, or made by Sherwood Schwartz.
• His 36" television the latest in tube technology.
• Fascinated by new DVD technology, but still owns VCR "just in case"
• When someone asked Zip if he had "a favorite show on cable" he replied: "Why the fuck would I watch a show about cables?"
admirable effort, but I'm just not sure
Find a new slant.
I was inspired by Tahoe's 139 "LOL" posts.
Keep doing it Denny - at least I know it will be update more often than Maxiell's Mad Facts or whatever the fuck it is.
Maxiell has been watching Saving Private Ryan for 2 fucking years.
Rise like Lions after slumber,
In unvanquishable number -
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you -
Ye are many - they are few.
TOP TEN TAHOE "Quality" POSTS OF ALL TIME
• LOL
• ROTF
• WTF?
• Thanks Tim.
• Fuck Obama
• Agreed
• I FoxNews
• I'm building a house
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• ?
Where is "Fuck off"?
I don't watch TV, so the joke is on you (or, in your hand HAHAHAHALOLZ)Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
Yeah, he really got me on that one.Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
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