-adidas
-going to bed before 11 pm
-tumbling classes
-children's television
-vans
-not understanding ballers
-adidas
-going to bed before 11 pm
-tumbling classes
-children's television
-vans
-not understanding ballers
Find a new slant.
...Damn, I need to start working on this.
-listening to conversations about unloading on a girls faces
-not having conversations about unloading on girls faces
Note: UxKa and P are Dads but do no fall under the "Dad type".
STEW BEEF!
And, for the record, Wizzle corrected me. The official term is "Dad guy" not "Dad type", but for purposes of this discussion, we'll go with this.
Find a new slant.
I'm pretty sure Zip wouldn't be considered a Dad guy.
Ballers don't listen to Elvis and Sinatra.
Dad guys don't stop liking a song after it becomes old. They also don't just jump on the next hot artist's bandwagon because all of their friends are doing it.
-Not ordering from Eastbay
-HORRIBLE DECISIONS.
-screen printed apparel (vs. embroidered)
-bounce parties
Find a new slant.
Saying friends and not homies.Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
things that are "Dad Guy"
-mowing the lawn, and taking pride in it
-shoveling the driveway, first thing in the morning
-wearing straight leg jeans, that baggy look is for thugs
-not playing video games or understanding the greatness of video games
-buying clothes at Meijer, cuz' hell, they're cheaper and they do the same thing as those fancy Mall clothes
-talking about work, "you wouldn't believe the numbers I crunched today"
-talking about monthly bills, "what's your interest rate?"
-grunting when going from kneeling to standing or vice versa
-driving a "family car", it's just more sensible
-fixing anything in the house, because you can and you have to
-listening to talk radio that is not sports talk and watching the news
-being out of shape, ahh the famous Dad Guy belly
-nothing you do is "tight"
Did he email that to you?
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