Andre Rison and Mark Ingram arrested

[Glenn]

And more disastrously, TMZ can't even get his name right!

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/30/bad-mo...night-drinkin/

MSU WRs have a nice track record (aka rap sheets).

Rison, Plax, Mark Ingram, Chaz Rogers, more?

[Glenn]

LMAO!!

http://deadspin.com/5108444/michigan...wide-receivers

Make room for Andre!

[Tahoe]

Rison dissed Left Eye. Me no like Andre Rison.

[Timone]

Mmm, Left Eye.

What?

[Tahoe]

I'm tellin ya, I'd a jumped that.

[Timone]

You a fan of Aaliyah, by any chance?

[Glenn]

Didn't she burn his house down on purpose or something like dat?

[Timone]

Yeah, they fought and she threw his shoes into the tub and lit them or something.

[Fool]

Yep. Tried to burn the dude's sneakers and burned down his house instead.

[Tahoe]

Didn't she burn his house down on purpose or something like dat?

NO! She wanted to keep his sneakers warm for him, while HE was out messing around on her. She was trying to lure him back home with a nice warm nest.