Sean Salisbury is leaving ESPN!

[Timone]

Replaced by Cris Carter.

Woo0o0o0o0o0.

"I'd grown tired of being punished for not being an NFL superstar. Analysts who don't work as hard as me, don't prepare as hard as me, and don't have my resume were making more than me just because of their ability to throw or catch a football.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciated the opportunity ESPN gave me, but they had capped my ceiling. There was only so far I could go there."

[Glenn]

He's a fucking douchebag.

No offense, good Sir.

[Timone]

Damn, you were pretty quick to respond.

[Timone]

Analysts who don't work as hard as me, don't prepare as hard as me, and don't have my resume were making more than me just because of their ability to throw or catch a football.

That's pretty funny, considering he was a quarterback.

[Timone]

Post on Deadspin (where I read this) that had me rofloling:

by Bob Sheppards Flock at 09:27 AM


If he had used Mobile ESPN to send around Lil Sean, Big Sean might still be employed right now

[DennyMcLain]

I was always fond of Salisbury steak when i was a pup, until I found it was nothing more than renamed cheap hamburger smothered in sauce to the add artificial taste.

[D's Nuts]

Good riddance. He seemed like an arrogant cock and provided me nothing. I will not miss is ridiculously forced feud with Clayton.

[defrocked]

Halle-fucking-lujah!

[Timone]

"I want to thank ESPN for 12 great years of talking football on TV and the radio. I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons. I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."[1]

hahahaha

Well, I'm sure he'll get a job when they decide to do The Benchwarmers 2.

[Tahoe]

He was and is a douche but thats a pretty cool statement for quitting imo.

Its nice to know that he was in turmoil all these years.