Dana Jacobson

[Timone]

So for those of you watching First Take (I know you were!) and wondering where Dana went, ESPN suspended her for a week for going on a drunken anti Christian rant at the Mike and Mike Roast (which I wish I could attend. I hate those guys).

This is what she apparently said:

Fuck Notre Dame, fuck Touchdown Jesus, fuck Jesus.

Thoughts?

props because she's a Michigan woman

[Glenn]

Here's a pic of her in case anyone doesn't know what she looks like:

[Timone]

LOL! Spot on.

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[MoTown]

I bet she's a freak in the sack.

gross

[Timone]

A total animal.

So what are your guys' thoughts? One week? Isn't that a little, um, lenient?

[Glenn]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports...,6613456.story

Yeah, you're just not going to get away with that when you work for Disney.

[Timone]

One week?

Mike and Mike should be suspended forever.

[Glenn]

Hopefully they stop showing that stupid commercial with her at a parade.

It doesn't make any sense and it always makes me turn the channel.

[Timone]

I'll be honest, I'd hit it.

if Mrs. Mailman all of a sudden stopped being totally hot

[Timone]

Dana Jacobson, co-host of ESPN2's "First Take," is currently being disciplined for remarks made at a Jan. 11 celebrity roast for ESPN Radio personalities Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic.

Her characterizations of the Notre Dame football program, which have been criticized by a Catholic organization, were deemed "inappropriate" by the network, which issued the following statement from Jacobson:

"I am sorry. My remarks about Notre Dame were foolish and insensitive. I respect all religions and did not mean anything derogatory by my poorly chosen words. I also deeply regret the embarrassment I've caused ESPN and Mike and Mike.

"My actions at the roast were inappropriate and in no way represent who I am. I won't make excuses for my behavior, but I do hope I can be forgiven for such a poor lack of judgment."