Marion Jones

[Tahoe]

So she lied about steroids and now admits it. She fell on her sword, however late, returned her medals, applogizes to the American people (and the atheletes she competed against) and the IOC still wants to rake her over the coals.

I don't feel she should be let off the hook, but damn, if you want to have athletes step up and admit wrong doing, throw them a damn bone when they do.

[Tahoe]

Plus I'd like to do her.

[Timone]

I'd hit it. I don't know what it is about her....

[Zip Goshboots]

I'd hit it three times. Or more.

[Tahoe]

Ya ever notice that these sports chicks look better if they aren't completely decked out? When they get all dolled up, they just don't look right.

She looks good in Zips pic, for sure.

[Zip Goshboots]

I tell ya what, though: When Marion was taking lots of steroids, she was a little less "hit-able".

[Zip Goshboots]

Of course, it seems like she did become a little bit addicted to them:

[Timone]

After looking at Zip's first pic of her I may, uh, need to change my mind.

[Glenn]

Fear the snaggletooth.

[Tahoe]

That fucking racist judge sentenced MJ to 6 months in Jail...THE MAX! What a pos that judge is.