Bin Laden is "virtually impotent"

[Matt]

Now, what does Bin Laden's sperm count have anything to do with this? I guess someone's not wearing boxers...

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Osama bin Laden may be grabbing headlines with a new videotape but he is "virtually impotent," said President Bush's national security adviser.

"This is a man on the run in a cave who is virtually impotent other than his ability to get these messages out," Frances Townsend said Sunday on CNN's "Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/...ape/index.html

[Zip Goshboots]

Was he talking about Bin Laden or George Bush?

[Big Swami]

If there is an afterlife, those two guys will spend it as eternal roommates.

[Uncle Mxy]

By virtue of not engaging in cybersex, I am virtually impotent too.