Here was the winner of a contest to caption this picture:
"Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother. I didn't pull out in time..."
Can you do better?
Here was the winner of a contest to caption this picture:
"Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother. I didn't pull out in time..."
Can you do better?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
"George, did you get that memo? You know you need to put a cover letter on your TPS reports."
"Son, you're a fucktard"
Find a new slant.
"Son, you interrupt a good joke I'm telling about fags and jews like that again in public and I'll cut your fucking eyes out"
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