Sudan man forced to marry goat. nuff said.

[Matt]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

best part? when he got caught, the goat owner tied his ass up.

[Black Dynamite]

i hope they put in polygamy beastality laws before giffman gets there, or their whole flock is getting pimped out.

[Uncle Mxy]

He's moving through Cashmere... let's break out the "that was my wife" jokes.

Seriously, I have to wonder how this shit gets reported. Did anyone interview the alleged goatfucker or check out the goat? If I make up some shit about how a buddy of mine married his blow-up doll, will that make the national news?

[Cross]

honestly who in the right mind would fuck a goat, how do you even fuck a goat?

[Glenn]

Time to call in some re-enforcement.