Originally Posted by
Charley Rosen's Thesaurus
somnambulant
Ok, look. Internet sports writers, you are INTERNET SPORTS WRITERS. We know that you chose this profession because you are ex-jocks that somehow happened to be semi-decent in that one lit class you followed that cute chick into while you partied your way through college. STOP FUCKING PRETENDING YOU HAVE A VAST VOCABULARY. It's obvious that you are just combing your thesaurus for shit to stick in. I suppose it's nice that the fat slobs who read your shit catch on to a few new words and then overuse them in every sports discussion (like "histrionics" and "diatribe") but too often you simply go over the fucking line.
Come on, the only people know and actually use that word are overly emotional highschool goths who've found what they consider the perfect word to describe the absolute drab that is their lives.
Somn-fucking-ambulant?
I hate you.
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